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<title>My Negro Baby! (The Last Dan Jaines Pot!)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:36:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I can't bereave you people!!!</title>
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<title>I nearly got shot dead by a woman with one (1) tit</title>
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<title>Holiday Clinton and Black Oreo Hover Themselves!</title>
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<title>he is jerking right now!</title>
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<title>Sweat Jesus!</title>
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<title>B.O. Not Black Enough?</title>
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<title>Frank and Other Strange Places</title>
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<title>I thought my son was gong to fist my fixture father in-law.</title>
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<title>I Pooped the Big One!!!</title>
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<title>My Spade: The one line home of revolved Negroes and  Ministry Meat Half Breads and Contused White Boys and the Girls Who Have Sex with Them.!</title>
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<title>My</title>
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<title>I\&#39;n getting luckey tonite!</title>
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<title>The MVA. My Uterine Review</title>
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<title>Balk In America (PART 2.)</title>
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<title>Black In America! (PART !)</title>
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<title>I'm goddamned flurries at CBS and my Taco system!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 3 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:57:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spectacular Torching!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 14 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 17:17:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are a fat berried in America? I hope we did not feet the bill!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by Chillax 689 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2004 01:19:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Recondition for our tramps at last!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.59 on 23 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Nov 2004 16:51:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The biggest erection of my life and I am spurious!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by corn_nugget 172 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 05:10:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes sir Arab fat is soon going to be no more!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 7 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 22:49:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mantool and Al Zachary are Tourists!!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 8 reviews, last by strider 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:41:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I spilt with my love Jaylena and strong onions are to bland!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 24 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:39:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Guess what? I'm Black!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 37 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 19:46:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dose anyone know if Wes Miles Survived?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 9 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 21:30:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ross Mayor is dead!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by toddska 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 21:29:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Friend Nobe Got arrested for sex assault an My Girlfriend is not A Negro!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 31 reviews, last by corn_nugget 172 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 18:42:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Happy Day in Cal-i-for-ni-ay!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 9 reviews, last by Crystle 171 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 18:07:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I had a GREAT Weekend!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2004 22:26:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The tide has finally come - I have something to emit to all of Ubersit (and I&#39;m sorry for barking the 1 post a day role)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 14 reviews, last by screaney 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Sep 2004 03:20:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More about my Girl Jaylena and Beast Wishes for this  Weekend!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.09 on 25 reviews, last by dexpaxas 689 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 17:45:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Followers always has to bitch abort Life!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 20 reviews, last by strider 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 20:32:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr Fok, I salute you (be patent, I've have never pasted this much before)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 18 reviews, last by Crystle 171 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:00:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Nazis were right! I was Bitched by a Jewess!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 45 reviews, last by corn_nugget 172 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 21:02:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My pizza an chicken wangs were delivered by a Russian and I don&#39;t know if that is Good or Bad.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 41 reviews, last by Crystle 171 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 22:41:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sign my partition to legalese the killing of transformers!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 50 reviews, last by Ejryuu 171 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 18:27:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>John kerry was a GAY in Vent Nam!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.73 on 36 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 17:59:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cell phones cause Brian Cancer and it is all of a Jap plot!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 27 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 21:41:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There only one good raisin to vote for Kerry</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.98 on 32 reviews, last by JenBee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 17:45:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Assault Charge Been Dropped!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.92 on 34 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 19:41:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Anal Marauder and his Excuses. (And spelling checking is ON!)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.13 on 32 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 20:21:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why do we let them live?</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.10 on 28 reviews, last by cigar 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 22:51:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I lost all my money at a Indain Casino</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.55 on 16 reviews, last by teehee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2004 04:21:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will our grandchildren look back on RAP music wuith Mocking Laughter?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 48 reviews, last by Fartman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 16:16:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A tiny Angry Jap tried to Karate me so I threw a Bud Bootle at his head.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.57 on 26 reviews, last by IronChef 3 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 03:06:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Colon Powell - The Apitomie of American Negros</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 25 reviews, last by whiskey_jack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 15:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jesse Jackson: Bennefactor or Stain on the Fabric of America?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 47 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Aug 2004 22:33:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Wiley Ways of the American Negro #1</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.40 on 21 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 16:23:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Caucasan female &amp; What I Believe</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.90 on 45 reviews, last by JonnyX 689 days ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 19:35:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Be Watchful!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.83 on 14 reviews, last by Sepsis 4 years ago</description>
<author>Daniel Jaines</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 20:06:39 -0000</pubDate>
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