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<title>EbolaMay For President.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/119142</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 77 reviews, last by myshit 17 hours ago</description>
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<title>10 Tiny True Stories About Cats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/119025</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 22 reviews, last by myshit 9 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:57:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who...WHO I ASK YOU...who was the baddest motherfucker that ever lived?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118854</link>
<description>Rating: -0.19 on 64 reviews, last by myshit 9 days ago</description>
<author>New &amp; Improved Director! (Now with 33% less crazy!)</author>
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<title>No Shenanies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118806</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 50 reviews, last by John_H_Kim 9 days ago</description>
<author>New &amp; Improved Director! (Now with 33% less crazy!)</author>
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<title>You know what time it is?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118754</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 33 reviews, last by John_H_Kim 9 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
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<title>CuteMadness 08</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118700</link>
<description>Rating: -1.13 on 21 reviews, last by myshit 9 days ago</description>
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<title>Letter From The Inside</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118653</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 23 reviews, last by myshit 9 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
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<title>My final farewell post. </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118362</link>
<description>Rating: -0.56 on 130 reviews, last by vexx 31 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
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<title>I have some Combos&#174;  snacks up my ass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118356</link>
<description>Rating: -0.72 on 26 reviews, last by Yozz 43 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
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<title>UberWhore Directory 2008</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118283</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 88 reviews, last by JoeAverage 44 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:59:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I know everything. </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118125</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 180 reviews, last by Circe 52 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:30:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No one knows what it&#39;s like...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118044</link>
<description>Rating: -1.07 on 28 reviews, last by bubba69 47 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 22:49:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Storm Is Threatening</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118043</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 8 reviews, last by SilentRenegade 61 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 22:26:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rocket Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118041</link>
<description>Rating: -1.75 on 9 reviews, last by Shlongy 61 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 22:08:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>AH, look at all the lonely people</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118039</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 8 reviews, last by joosyloosy 60 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 21:27:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Come together!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118038</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 4 reviews, last by Bubba2341 62 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 21:18:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118037</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Wildman 62 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 21:05:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118036</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 6 reviews, last by Wildman 62 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 20:53:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I read the news today, Oh Boy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118035</link>
<description>Rating: -1.66 on 8 reviews, last by skrapmetal 62 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2008 19:15:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Shadow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118019</link>
<description>Rating: -0.39 on 25 reviews, last by DeathJester 62 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 16:11:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I raped a cat.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118017</link>
<description>Rating: -0.77 on 12 reviews, last by myshit 63 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 15:43:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Looks are fading fast.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117962</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 106 reviews, last by shitfuck 61 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
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<title>HA HA!  Surprise!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117891</link>
<description>Rating: -1.15 on 18 reviews, last by myshit 65 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:11:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awesome.  Damn Near Died.   </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117771</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 201 reviews, last by TheBrad 76 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:48:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On Being An American: A Tirade</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117736</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 40 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 80 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:59:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  Hi Uber!  I Really Like You So I Made A Mixed Tape For You!  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117351</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 18 reviews, last by Nietzsche 97 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:43:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Super Mango &amp; The Jelly Bellies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117302</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 19 reviews, last by myshit 59 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:57:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Re: Justifying Ubersiteism  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117260</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 42 reviews, last by myshit 59 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:19:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>IT IS SO fucking UNFAIR that CIRCE reviews BUT NOT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117212</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 34 reviews, last by orphelia 114 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:46:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucked Up (NSFWish)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117160</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 26 reviews, last by matnotharry 119 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:02:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Doomsday Vault?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117108</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 36 reviews, last by DasHeer 121 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jun 2008 02:07:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Soup&#39;s on</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117085</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 52 reviews, last by messmind 126 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jun 2008 18:15:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dinner Conversations</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117045</link>
<description>Rating: -0.19 on 26 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 128 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 02:40:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  The Beetle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116967</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 22 reviews, last by Cyrus 134 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:46:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who the fuck are you calling Jay you pathetic little spastic? </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116935</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 27 reviews, last by TheUniter 135 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 22:15:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carrot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116928</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 38 reviews, last by experima 77 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 04:28:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Trapped In A Glass Cage Of Emoshunnal PAAAAIIIIN!  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116917</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 33 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 138 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 01:20:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures of Beano312003 &quot;only sexually assaulting&quot; monkies!  TOTALLY NSFW!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116697</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 26 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 16:13:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdirectory Camwhore 08&#39;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116676</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 12 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:26:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Should I Stay Or Should I Go? </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116498</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 53 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2008 10:27:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Pretty Picture Because I&#39;m Bored and It&#39;s Better Than Picking A Fight With Berg, According To On Source Anyway</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116464</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 32 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 21:47:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Once Upon A Time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116353</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 28 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:40:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>bwahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaahahahahahaahhhahahaha</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116296</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 11 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:41:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Beano312003: You&#39;re rather ill I think</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116102</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 31 reviews, last by tloshjohnson 108 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:12:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just an Ingratitude Post. Fuck You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116071</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 40 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:06:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Donating Plasma, Passing the Fuck Out, + Bonus Experima Name Drop!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116054</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 45 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 20:08:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And You Thought I Couldn&#39;t Sink Any Lower.  Plus Super Not-So-Fucking Rare EbolaMay Camwhore!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115822</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 83 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:32:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Two Things I love.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115198</link>
<description>Rating: -0.27 on 29 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:15:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;d rather *you* went extinct.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115160</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 64 reviews, last by silverbolt 123 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 21:05:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m not a waiter anymore.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115124</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 130 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:58:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Cows Will Fuck You Up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115111</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 43 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:00:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hell Arrives Daily</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115110</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by centaur 131 days ago</description>
<author>Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:43:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hell Arrives Daily</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115109</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Porno Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:41:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hindsight is 20/20  (What I wouldn&#39;t give)  NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115101</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 13 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Porno Director</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:20:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Tum Tum Ss Full!  Jew Jitsu!  Krazy Jim Rocks My World!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114966</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 181 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Porno Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:42:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I have learned at age 39...sorry, no good advice.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114547</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 41 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>Drunky The Waiter</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:17:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To everyone on Ubersite who has ever insulted me...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114480</link>
<description>Rating: 0.02 on 101 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:59:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Platonicka</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114450</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 34 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:04:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Pictures with Commentary, NSFW, And a Giant Fucking Picture Of Me.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114401</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 88 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:07:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For a Good Time, Click Here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114361</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 21 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:50:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Director&#39;s Ten Tiny True Stories</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114149</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 21 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jan 2008 21:29:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Somewhat Emo Christmas Story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113856</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 35 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:26:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, and fuck your oozy cedar planked atlantic salmon, dicknose.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113634</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 32 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 21:06:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everybody looks like somebody famous: Berty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113423</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 44 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:17:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Thanksgiving, I guess.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113326</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 27 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:58:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Take a break from the hate.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113271</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 18 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:50:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Once I get it all figured out.   Perfection.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113250</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 37 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:37:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Because A Cat&#39;s Ass Is A Terrible Thing To Waste.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113239</link>
<description>Rating: -1.04 on 21 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:22:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I can&#39;t play you anymore, dearest.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113226</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 19 reviews, last by silverbolt 123 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:20:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ah, Dericicis Hrumpbracks!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113220</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 19 reviews, last by centaur 131 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:55:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Since we&#39;re asking stupid fucking questions</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113117</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 80 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awesome Autumn</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113088</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 33 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:19:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Big Hair, Monkey Love and Misc. Crap Cleaned Off My Hard Drive</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113027</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 53 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 18:18:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: My First Car.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113003</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 26 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 20:09:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got married last night.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112992</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 30 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 16:57:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everybody looks like somebody:  Hilarity_Ensues</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112958</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 104 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Nov 2007 21:33:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some Good News</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112929</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 90 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Nov 2007 00:03:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My dick is numb.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112800</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 80 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:19:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A list of Ubersiters I&#39;d Spend Time With In Real Life.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112735</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 61 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:18:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Complete Failure At Life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112712</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 98 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:13:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Rape Of Fluffy, Part 5 or 6, I don&#39;t remember or care which.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112686</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 17 reviews, last by metalbeast7 58 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Rape Of Fluffy, TEXAS STYLE!  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112685</link>
<description>Rating: -1.38 on 10 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:24:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stirring a little shit:  Only 40+ Women Need Apply</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112657</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 58 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:27:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello And How Are You This Evening? </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112504</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 62 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:15:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Play something, Ton Ton.  Something....tragic.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111492</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 51 reviews, last by jtrujillo34 42 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 22:37:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a fascinating study of 80s amateur porn (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111082</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 25 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:57:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Done  (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111066</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 27 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:51:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Marijuana really fucks me up.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110998</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 58 reviews, last by kgbpasha 137 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:47:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Rag Doll</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110898</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 27 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:01:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christ, you people suck.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110784</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 55 reviews, last by Val 111 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 15:04:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello Ubersite!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110753</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 98 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 22:31:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goodbye Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110718</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 64 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 02:26:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You know how I know you&#39;re gay?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110642</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 29 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:41:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Director Simpsonized - Where are the children?!?!?!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110597</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 31 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:23:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Have The World&#39;s Shittiest Job, And THE FAT CHILDREN Frighten Me.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110571</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 116 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 00:34:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Remember the trees?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 20 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:30:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Cat Ass To Mouth</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110293</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:35:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Cat Sandwich</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110158</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 19 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:12:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Collection of Great Dance Songs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110105</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 18 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:22:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Good Will Hunting II - The San Quentin Years</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110069</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 19 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:17:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Good Will Hunting II - The San Quentin Years</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110067</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:15:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM:  A Glass of Jizz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109988</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 108 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 21:31:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The South Will Rise Again!</title>
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<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title> TGPF = Totally Gay Post Friday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 12 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Happy Birfday &#39;Merica! </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109839</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 23 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Are you comfortable?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.51 on 74 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2007 14:55:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Non-American Football Fucked Me Over, and Over, and Over Again</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109760</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 29 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 01:25:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SIP  - Suicide Is Painless</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109680</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 29 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:29:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Texas Art n&#39; Stuff.  (NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109639</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 34 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:18:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Texas Art n&#39; Stuff.  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109637</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 25 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:47:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Future Of War</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109306</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 35 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 13:29:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Buffet Experience, or, Will This Look Good On My Resume?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109152</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 46 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:55:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Buffet Experience, or, Will This Look Good On My Resume?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109150</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 5 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>Hasselfhoff</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:53:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m The Best Looking Guy On Ubersite.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108953</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 28 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 122 days ago</description>
<author>Hasselfhoff</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 18:15:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m The Best Looking Guy On Ubersite. </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108952</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 18:12:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdirectory Camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108872</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 51 reviews, last by kristy 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 02:15:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Burst Of Super Happy A+ Internet Love</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108828</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 17 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 00:35:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My First Time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108772</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 29 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 01:04:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got a letter...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108704</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 46 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 12:56:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HateMadness - Hilarity-Ensues With My Foot Up Your Ass Bitch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108463</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 40 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 15:51:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: The Elvis Men Do</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101538</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 28 reviews, last by Bubba2341 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 21:54:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Life Observations That Will Blow Your Mind.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101498</link>
<description>Rating: -0.51 on 54 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 May 2007 20:28:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercontest: Create A Lolcat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101354</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 14 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 May 2007 02:38:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercontest: Create A Lolcat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101351</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 6 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 May 2007 02:31:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How I Found Gold</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101288</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 15:29:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;The best mirror is an old friend.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101079</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 45 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:42:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures for M.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100870</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 119 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:06:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Hate The Christian Right.  And Fat People.  And Fat Christian People Worst Of All.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100510</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 101 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Apr 2007 02:35:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  All You Need Is Lurve</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100417</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 41 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Apr 2007 15:41:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A letter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100156</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 30 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:14:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Girlfriend Hates Me Because I Have A Little Bittty Dick.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100072</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 60 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 23:33:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Miserable Fucking Birfday, AGAIN, stupidhead.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99959</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 62 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:09:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Billionaire Buggies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99853</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 57 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:26:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPS:  I been caught stealin&#39;.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99821</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 23 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:36:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid Michigan Snow Pictures.jpg</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99801</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 30 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:22:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF &amp; A Bonus:  You HAVE found Weapons of Mass Destruction.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99787</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 26 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:01:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  The Great Master, Me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99695</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 45 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:43:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I have a very important question.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99672</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 36 reviews, last by centaur 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:26:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yeeeehaawww Motherfucker!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99608</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 50 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:06:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In Memorium: Richard Jeni</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99588</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 21 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Pregnant too! Camwhore of me, the little lady, and an artists&#39; rendition of my future boy!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99576</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 65 reviews, last by diavola 565 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:00:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: The Use Of &quot;HOLY FUCK.&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 41 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 15:33:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ZAPPA Post Tuesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99458</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 28 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2007 00:09:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Back to the Land Of The Dead (Repost)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 27 reviews, last by kristy 128 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 17:34:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Back to the Land Of The Dead</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99408</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 3 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 17:30:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When you&#39;ve lived as long as I have.... (No content.  No purpose.  Ramblings of a semi-old man).</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 58 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 00:10:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When you&#39;ve lived as long as I have.... (No content.  No purpose.  Ramblings of semi-old man).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99261</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by maf54 150 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 00:10:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HELP ME UBERSITE!!  Jaime Has Gone Insane!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99237</link>
<description>Rating: -0.76 on 17 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:28:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Further Adventures of Jaime and Jason (That&#39;s Apollo88 and EbolaMay to you pathetic little spastics.)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 12 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:03:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Jaime (That&#39;s Apollo88 to you spastic cunts).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99116</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 31 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 23:38:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Three Things I&#39;d Like To Do &amp; Hopefully Will Before I Die.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99069</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 41 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Three Things I&#39;d Like To Do &amp; Hopefully Will Before I Die.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99068</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:17:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Three Things I  Like To Do &amp; Hopefully Will Before I Die.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 5 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:03:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Panic In Detroit!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 25 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Say what you will, Americans make the best Ghettos.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.79 on 41 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Life Lessons In Your Tens....Sleeping Well, Molly Dear?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 41 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Sadly, It&#39;s True.  Americans are dumbfucks.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.55 on 126 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>The Real Threat Of Mercury</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98685</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 16 reviews, last by Banjo 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Like Seafood?  Then give it up, motherfucker.  It&#39;s just that simple.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 30 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>i had a sickening realiZation about Ubersite.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98661</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 10 reviews, last by kristy 129 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:30:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breakin&#39; The Law, Breakin&#39; The law!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98616</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 37 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Feb 2007 21:04:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Littlest Cedar And The Cutest Girl On The Planet Earth</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 27 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Feb 2007 18:14:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello Ubersite!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98292</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 47 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Feb 2007 16:56:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Love My Mother More Than Anything On This Earth.   Pt. 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98197</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 37 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:54:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Path To Salvation Can Only Be Found Through John Henry.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98121</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 18 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 16:32:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Path To Salvation Can Only Be Found Through John Henry.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98118</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 16:26:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Shit I&#39;ve Eaten.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98034</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 32 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:18:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Place I Love (Home Sweet Home) Repost</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 26 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>The Place I Love (Home Sweet Home)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 7 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Over 55?  Go fucking kill yourself, please.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97808</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 28 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:32:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Red Hot Monkey Love</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.09 on 14 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:46:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  If You Don&#39;t Smoke, You&#39;re A Fucking Loser.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 64 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:00:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: T.P. Butlers&#39; Really Weird Shit.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 18 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 19:20:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I always try to shit in the ladies room.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 27 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:39:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On This Day In History (1981)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 27 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Saddam Is Dead.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97251</link>
<description>Rating: -1.07 on 16 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:09:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing New Under The.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97208</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 12 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:29:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Countries I Hate.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 60 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>HA HA Rabbit!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97129</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 8 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Dear Jews, Christians &amp; Terrorists...uh...I mean Muslims......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97085</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 32 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:25:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SAPPY SPT: Pictures Of You</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97057</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 14 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:38:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Quit Knocking My American....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97018</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 69 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:05:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Aussies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96901</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 6 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:39:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ach.  The pain won&#39;t go.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96873</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 31 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:48:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone Can Read Minds</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 21 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:41:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Badass 70&#39;s Television</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96758</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 73 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:24:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think I&#39;ll just go.....that way....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96701</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 26 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:21:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>American Death Penalty?  FUCK YEAH!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96653</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 39 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Dec 2006 04:12:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Texas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96626</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 29 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 17:31:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Babies I Have Eaten Recently</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 15 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 01:48:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I fucked an electrical outlet today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96540</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 20 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>I&#39;d Kill You If It Was Legal, Bitch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96360</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 19 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>Bush Fucks America (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.90 on 14 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:17:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bush Fucks America</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96094</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:09:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bitterness -- A Rare Poem From EbolaMay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96010</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 16 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:01:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mail Order Brides You&#39;d Fuck Stupid.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.28 on 30 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>I Fucked Jesus In The Ass Last Night.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95898</link>
<description>Rating: -1.55 on 14 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>Pounding That Ass (slightly NSFW).</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 47 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 118 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>Dear God, Why Did You Make Me So Fucking Awesome?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.59 on 44 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>Pictures That Reflect My Life (second attempt).</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 28 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:12:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures That Reflect My Life</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.14 on 9 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:06:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate niggers.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 72 reviews, last by pen_name 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2006 13:09:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How would you like YOUR monkey cock?  NSFW?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.75 on 14 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>I read the news today OH BOY.  SPT Picture Post Thursday with Commentary Vol. ?????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95266</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 26 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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<title>I read the news today OH BOY.  SPT Picture Post Thursday, with Commentary, part ????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95264</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>The Director</author>
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