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<title>Childhood Fatness</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 54 reviews, last by Replen 14 days ago</description>
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<title>On Moving and Friendship</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 58 reviews, last by Fey 17 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
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<title>Appropriate Places to Pee</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 67 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 27 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2008 01:27:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Watching a Girl</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 28 reviews, last by Ejryuu 29 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:23:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Player to the End.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 37 reviews, last by Ducky 144 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 03:56:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Poo does NOT go there.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 33 reviews, last by bullslinebacker 37 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:26:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Imagine.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115767</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 16 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 154 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:50:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Game for you Uber: 2 Lies, 1 Truth</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98326</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 171 reviews, last by Merlina 572 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 07:17:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Playground...It&#39;s Freezing Here but at Least the Beer Stays Cold</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98227</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 28 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 574 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:33:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s a Kidney, NOT a Crayon</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 28 reviews, last by sparkle_pink 593 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:19:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Please Eric...for the Love of God Stop Singing.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90147</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 28 reviews, last by Wildman 658 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jul 2006 09:28:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Faustian Prison</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:29:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;This is Why You Can&#39;t Get a Date&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 53 reviews, last by ilikesteak 151 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Apr 2006 21:25:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fever Dreams...I Hate Being Fucking Sick.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 19 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:27:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Appreciation...</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 09:25:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m not Mean...I Just Lack in the &#39;People Skills&#39; Department</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 28 reviews, last by EntityErased 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:02:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dead Things in the Water</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 65 reviews, last by Amontillado 663 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:20:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rain</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 20 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Aug 2005 12:51:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT- Visiting Grandma (what a catchy title!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 12 reviews, last by Neener 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 13:05:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT- Vans Warped Tour and Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 67 reviews, last by SgtHartman 28 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 23:13:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mammograms: Invented by Angry Men or Sadistic Women?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 14 reviews, last by Insanethemind 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 09:03:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dave Chappelle: Comedian and Health Hazard</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69233</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 20 reviews, last by netimportant 14 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 12:08:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT- What are you Afraid of?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69124</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 53 reviews, last by WellFedEthiopian 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 11:14:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sweatshops Exist for this Reason.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 15 reviews, last by Deidra 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:35:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Please Help me Before I Fail at Life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67495</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 29 reviews, last by Neener 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 12:23:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ducky Explores Vancouver&#39;s West End and Sees U2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 31 reviews, last by rad1101 649 days ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2005 16:53:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>With Very Few Exceptions, Food is Meant to be Eaten, not Applied</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 21 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 08:47:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Brother is Looking for a Job</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 20 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:10:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll: Your Best Concert Experience</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64188</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 118 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 09:41:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shining, Turrets, and That Dead Guy With the Really Big Hats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64040</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 13 reviews, last by WhoLetYouIn 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 11:26:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Congratulations, you&#39;re homeless.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63763</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 27 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 22:12:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck You Snow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49047</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 11 reviews, last by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:47:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moths can NOT be related to Shakespearian Tragedies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40958</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 23 reviews, last by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 08:14:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Co-worker hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29418</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by scott_free 4 years ago</description>
<author>Ducky</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Apr 2004 03:43:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Herbal cigarettes are the devil.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23656</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 14 reviews, last by USCGcoastie 4 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;Duckylucky2000.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 01:28:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada, the next 3rd world country?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23302</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 34 reviews, last by DonovanMD 151 days ago</description>
<author>  &lt;Duckylucky2000.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2004 02:32:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I accidentally hit my friend with my car</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23077</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 21 reviews, last by UberSavedMyLife 596 days ago</description>
<author>  &lt;Duckylucky2000.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 03:35:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whoever designed my home must&#39;ve been on drugs</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 17 reviews, last by Deidra 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;Duckylucky2000.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 21:53:58 -0000</pubDate>
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