<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

<rss version="2.0" xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule">

<channel>
<title>Ubersite - EatMeCompletely</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/u/EatMeCompletely</link>
<description>Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber</description>
<ttl>60</ttl>

<image>
<title>Ubersite</title>
<url>http://www.ubersite.com/images/uber_small.gif</url>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/</link>
<width>100</width>
<height>59</height>
<description>Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber</description>
</image>

<item>
<title>The Best Part of You Ran Down the Crack of Your Mother&#39;s Ass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/123576</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 17 reviews, last by paxilliona 22 days ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:02:45 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="49871" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1256878965345612085/1/MyUncleCyclops.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Usually, I Practice Proctology...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118483</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 8 reviews, last by TheUniter 440 days ago</description>
<author>Dr. EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Sep 2008 18:19:03 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Creating a Person from my Love for not Pulling Out</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118248</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 33 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 452 days ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:31:17 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Flame on!  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113135</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 51 reviews, last by Envenom 604 days ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:04:15 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="31948" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1195059855192826697/1/Where_were_you_when_I_needed_you_Tyler.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Pissed-Off Post Friday - PPF</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112442</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 48 reviews, last by Maddog 2 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:46:54 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Flawed Logic:  The Misogynist Guide to the Female Thought Process</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111347</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 56 reviews, last by ChaosJester 2 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:46:27 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Road Head is not on the Menu:  SPT with bonus CAMWHORE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99520</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 83 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 16:38:49 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="58652" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1173371929892526733/1/Iamabadperson.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Road Head is not on the Menu:  SPT with bonus CAMWHORE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99519</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 16:36:46 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="179208" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1173371806927226631/1/Rockfish.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Bunch of Cocks on Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98045</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 52 reviews, last by SoulSeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>miss berry</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:02:16 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="717361" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/116975533621523367/1/you_are_all_cocks_in_my_eyes.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>This Makes Me Happy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95498</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 25 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:22:22 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="12744" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1163006542506926820/1/Haha_Moron.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Rudeness Seems to Ripen with Age:  The Best Buy Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94445</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 39 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 20:23:44 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Blew</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94034</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 13 reviews, last by HotWillie 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Oct 2006 12:57:50 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="18152" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1160139470744017939/1/blew.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Would you mind not farting in the Roosevelt Room?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by proofofpurchase 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 20:36:20 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="30869" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1151354180473910649/1/BUSH_SINISE.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Casualties in a War Against Underwear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89067</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 15:56:38 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>YAR!  Methinks she has the scurvy!  Yar!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88894</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 27 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jun 2006 21:53:05 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="23110" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1149717185577029559/1/BUSH_FACE.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Revenge:  A Cooperative Effort</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88265</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 44 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 17:05:50 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="36575" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1148403950111428952/1/GodThePunisherIsBadass.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Hey!  Get Your Hand Out of Ass!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87873</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 25 reviews, last by ess-arr 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 15:53:18 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Holy Shirt!  There&#39;s Shirt on Your Shit and Dyslexia Bounds Knows No</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87724</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 32 reviews, last by ozzy 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 May 2006 19:35:50 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Dear Suicide Bombers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87188</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 18 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 15:17:26 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Hellllllooo Friday Random Thoughts with Seriousness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86115</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 28 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:12:48 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>The Effects of Punching Various Persons and/or Animals in the Facial Vicinity - 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85036</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 22 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Mar 2006 17:07:50 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="88176" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/114183767090410753/1/idiot.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>The Effects of Punching Various Persons and/or Animals in the Facial Vicinity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84957</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 35 reviews, last by xanderd 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Mar 2006 15:45:43 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="5958" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1141746343367326344/1/weirdo.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>A Conundrum:  Smoking a Cigarette from a Stranger&#39;s Pants</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81915</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 49 reviews, last by nightshade 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jan 2006 16:41:54 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="10068" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/113647931415619283/1/Smoking_is_bad_mmmkay.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>CSI:  Maxim Editors, Take Note</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81814</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 20 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jan 2006 16:06:01 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Fuck New Year&#39;s.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81783</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 23 reviews, last by Banga3386 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jan 2006 16:29:19 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Filthy Nose-picker that I am</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81668</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 113 reviews, last by rubbermaid 256 days ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:37:21 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="26820" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/113587424156822830/1/I_am_a_mormon.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>The Little Blowjob that Could:  A Tale of Christmas Debauchery</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81303</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 79 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 18:00:43 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Looking for...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80737</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 13 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Dec 2005 17:33:51 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Two years on this here site, with very disturbing camwhore.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80278</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 47 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 16:01:23 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="282918" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/11335392837247716/1/holy_crap_I_am_an_ugly_woman.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Run - Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80212</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 10 reviews, last by SilvrWolf 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 17:37:59 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Run - Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80114</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Snark 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 14:10:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Run</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80002</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 20 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 15:38:33 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>My Shortcomings and Goings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79451</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 31 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:10:10 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>To badassmofo:  Your sarcastic apology is not accepted</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78229</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 33 reviews, last by bitterlemon 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 17:05:57 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="39314" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130951157872617006/1/Fags_in_the_garden.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Too Quiet After Sex, Why Not Give This a Try?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77882</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 35 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:56:31 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="19288" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130432191488828132/1/Rorschach2.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Mentally Defective or Not, You Still Deserve to Die</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77499</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 20 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:31:22 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Annihilation - The Shopping Mall Wars (end)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76693</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by kaos-king 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Oct 2005 14:24:15 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Annihilation - The Shopping Mall Wars</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76661</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by Dante_Alighieri 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 20:11:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>When is the last time that you thanked someone for saving your life?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76210</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 20 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:00:54 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>People in the Middle East...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75749</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 34 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:49:54 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Another Wedding Post - The Today Show Hits Stevensville, MD Tomorrow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75237</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 17:56:09 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="68034" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1126806969277031094/1/rascal_3.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Saluting the Guy Jogging in a Speed-O</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:31:57 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="79204" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/112542671757254153/1/real_men_of_genius.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Learning To Fly - Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73835</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 4 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:41:43 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Maybe this will work, Maybe I&#39;m drunk.  Maybe both.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71804</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 18 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 04:39:44 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="492847" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1122439184259418/1/LoseUberMadnessandProveThatYouAreRetarded.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Maybe this will work, Maybe I&#39;m drunk.  Maybe both.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71802</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 04:36:34 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="1110240" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1122438994971932176/1/LoseUberMadnessandProveThatYouAreRetarded.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Maybe this will work, Maybe I&#39;m drunk.  Maybe both.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 12 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 03:22:02 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="136421" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1122434522542910023/1/LostUberMadnessProveYouAreRetarded.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>I can&#39;t Stop Myself</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71064</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 04:07:29 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="36644" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/112174604947874052/1/wtf_was_this_director_thinking.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Learning To Fly - Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69688</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 16:51:19 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Learning To Fly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69600</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 28 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:28:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Severance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68820</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 6 reviews, last by castro0527 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 14:26:45 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Ok, you dialed the wrong number, and I&#39;m the asshole?!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67027</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 47 reviews, last by matnotharry 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 00:02:01 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>MVA:  Proving that it&#39;s possible to suck and/or blow at the same time.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66645</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 17:41:17 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Maryland MVA - You Can Kiss My Black Ass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 15 reviews, last by MrWillard 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 21:49:32 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Quiet Cove</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66166</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by Chinaski 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2005 18:53:47 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Cable TV and Viewing Habits of One Placid Male</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65082</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 20 reviews, last by Phinch 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:13:47 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Miami, FL and Chrysler Sebring Crisis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64678</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 14 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 18:25:48 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Mia</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64677</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by canadia 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 18:25:19 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Miami, FL and Chrysler Sebring Crisis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64673</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by Fartman 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:43:29 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="760118" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1114019009742724694/1/Marina_sunset.JPG" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Miami, FL and Chrysler Sebring Crisis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64671</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:38:15 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="764598" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1114018695152322601/1/Marina_sunset.JPG" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Saint Christopher - An Unwilling Hero (fiction, and longish)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60439</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by screamfeeder 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 22:47:29 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>You&#39;re Home and I&#39;m Daydreaming</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60231</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 13 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 4 years ago</description>
<author>EMC</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:19:41 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Kill &#39;em All; Let Your God Sort Them Out!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59144</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 16 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMe if you&#39;re Religious!</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Feb 2005 19:51:50 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Lesbians are the bain of my Existence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57770</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 24 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>A very sad EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:18:11 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Safe and Happy Cliche</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55610</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 10 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 18:53:50 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Tetris was invented by cokeheads and I think that I am destined for insanity, stupidity and other noun forms of adjectives</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52747</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2004 01:25:54 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Mail Order Brides</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51259</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 18 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 19:31:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Forgiven, But Not Forgotten</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47988</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 18:55:58 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Natural World (click to get me over the 10K hits benchmark and my apologies for the first one)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46742</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 11 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 14:40:36 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="55850" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1096641636948913026/1/Fat_guy_and_dog.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Natural World (click to get me over the 10K hits benchmark)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46741</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 14:37:01 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="392242" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1096641421579211467/1/Fat_guy_and_dog.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>I will steal your kidneys (jampacked with camwhore goodness)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46028</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 42 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:04:53 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="15664" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1096045493589522375/1/ME2.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Space</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45791</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 15:40:33 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Good Morning, care for a shag? (SPF)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43905</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 10 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Sep 2004 17:54:42 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Neil Young and an Old Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43525</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by TenYears_Gone 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 16:16:54 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Not going anywhere for awhile?  Try biting your toenails.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43392</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 16 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 15:50:51 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="226310" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1093881051177232591/1/vhwall17.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Sex Post Friday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43138</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 16:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>UberCon Vegas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43002</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 28 reviews, last by Stabkill 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 15:54:48 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="8291" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1093535688919626022/1/Owl.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Demon Sperm and Harpy Egg Meet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40603</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 16:27:35 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="42394" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/109163685529435615/1/Cactus.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>&lt;Insert Clever Title, Here&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38828</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by someone 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 17:22:12 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>We&#39;ve Been on Five Dates and I&#39;m Gonna be a Dad?!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38494</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 53 reviews, last by DrSeussman 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 17:04:31 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Food Shoes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37145</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 27 reviews, last by deedee 3 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:45:07 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Weekend</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35573</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 5 reviews, last by conrad 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:41:02 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>OK, I guess.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35457</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 9 reviews, last by jeeves 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 16:16:15 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Midgets and Funnel Cakes:  The Ingredients of a Good Circus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35315</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 13 reviews, last by conrad 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jun 2004 19:45:24 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Adventures with a Trans-gender</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34832</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 10 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2004 17:35:26 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Goodbyes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34466</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 5 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 20:33:00 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>First Dates</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34253</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 21 reviews, last by firefly 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 16:33:26 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Flesh Wound?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29490</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Apr 2004 20:10:59 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Last Night, While Pondering Things of Importance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28834</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by speeddaimon 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2004 20:57:44 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Just a single day of my life...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28771</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2004 03:57:40 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>My Boxer Shorts:  Adventures in my Ass-Crack</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28339</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 10 reviews, last by Malachewaii 427 days ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2004 22:01:54 -0000</pubDate>
<enclosure length="20930" url="http://stuff.ubersite.com/1080079314784932091/1/2349.jpg" type="image/pjpeg" />
</item>

<item>
<title>Koala Bears</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28269</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 10 reviews, last by Fleadh 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2004 20:49:21 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Hateful World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25782</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by AnnabelLee 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2004 20:36:37 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Batman</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25022</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 11 reviews, last by KoolMang 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2004 17:38:48 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>None</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24436</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 13 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2004 17:19:53 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Bathroom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24343</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 12 reviews, last by JinkyWilliams 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2004 16:54:58 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>It must suck ass to be such little pieces of shit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23526</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 12 reviews, last by Darkrigel22 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:20:16 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Another Stupid Post...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22582</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Shay 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jan 2004 17:50:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>When the Lights Go Out:  Britney Spears in Fifteen Years</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22464</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 4 reviews, last by sublime 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jan 2004 15:57:51 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>I am completely full of bullshit and detectors never go off</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22263</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 7 reviews, last by hidden101 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jan 2004 21:11:04 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>The Last Cigarette (cont...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21952</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 4 reviews, last by RideJohnnyRide 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jan 2004 20:06:14 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Mind Meandering in the Bright Blue Morning</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21826</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 8 reviews, last by eric2894 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2003 18:14:09 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Things to do at a Bar - Part I:  The Decline of Western Civilization</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21752</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 7 reviews, last by Quartermain 5 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2003 20:01:27 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>Right Brain; Left Handed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21076</link>
<description>Rating: -0.67 on 5 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago</description>
<author>EatMeCompletely &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2003 19:16:29 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

<item>
<title>When Idiots Attack</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20382</link>
<description>Rating: -1.13 on 15 reviews, last by virgil 5 years ago</description>
<author>Terry Sterling &lt;terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2003 20:18:32 -0000</pubDate>
</item>

</channel>
</rss>
