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<title>Life is Short.  Poop is Long.</title>
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<title>King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me...Oh, Wait... King Kong Just Shat On Me.</title>
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<title>How Office Space Save My Dating Life</title>
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<title>The Ten Commandments (Revised)</title>
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<title>Sick (Silverstein Revised)</title>
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<title>Taking Back My Rights as a Consumer</title>
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<title>Sexual Orientation</title>
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<title>Family Feud - Uber Style</title>
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<title>American Idol: Humiliating America's Youth for Your Enjoyment Since 2002</title>
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<title>Lawry's Seasoned Salt:  The White Man's Hot Sauce</title>
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<title>Excuse me, I have to go get shit-faced now so I'll have an interesting post for tomorrow.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 7 reviews, last by Envenom 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Because You Can't Lick Pussy Through a Hole in the Wall</title>
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<title>Staring Down the Gift Horse</title>
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<title>Crouching Midget; Hidden Penis (Mildly NSFW)</title>
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<title>Smoking Resin and Watching Broadcast TV: I Have Hit Rock Bottom</title>
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<author>ENV3NOM</author>
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<title>Found:  Missing Marbles - Calling Ron Artest</title>
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<title>Wookin' P'Nub In All Da Wong Places - Chapter 1: The Porn Store</title>
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<title>Reckless Abandon</title>
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<title>I Can See You</title>
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<title>What the fuck???</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 27 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>ENV3NOM</author>
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<title>Backwoods Jed: The Dumbest Hick in all of Hickville</title>
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<title>The Drug Test</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 18 reviews, last by Totally_useless 4 years ago</description>
<author>ENV3NOM</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 15:49:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Adventures of Stoner Larry and Friends</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46634</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 13 reviews, last by Enkiel 4 years ago</description>
<author>ENV3NOM</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:41:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tales of Ultimate Frustration - My Arch Nemesis: The Ice Cream Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45981</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 20 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>ENV(schwa)NOM</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 04:19:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Edward Scissorhands - Proctologist (Mildly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45856</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 10 reviews, last by Envenom 3 years ago</description>
<author>OMG!!!111%@&amp;#$&amp;@ENV3NOM???%@&amp;#$&amp;@WTF??</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 08:03:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Nipple Discrimination Act of 2004</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45721</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 35 reviews, last by DanielH 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M.</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2004 19:06:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Shit in a Bag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45351</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 35 reviews, last by great_angst 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M.</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:38:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Smoked Weed...or Pizza.  Does it Really Matter?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45063</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 31 reviews, last by someone 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M.</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 10:04:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tale of Spanky McYankerson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44474</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 15 reviews, last by nakedguitarist 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Sep 2004 18:13:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>He might have Tourette&#39;s, he might be autistic.  Maybe he&#39;s just crazy.  He&#39;s Steve the office guy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43902</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 35 reviews, last by Electro 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M.</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Sep 2004 17:23:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Challenges of being High and Unemployed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43428</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 23 reviews, last by Ancius 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M.</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:24:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am PigMentally Challenged</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43161</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 24 reviews, last by steph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Notorius E.N.V.E.N.O.M</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 19:34:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boot Camp for the Terminally Ill</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42399</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 17 reviews, last by airos4 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;E&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:42:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Getting Laid?  The Kicker of all Ass.  Getting Laid Off?  Not so much.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41995</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 13 reviews, last by Herpes 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;E&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 16:43:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Reviews Envenom Style: AVP (Spoilers?  Is it possible to "spoil" something that already stinks like rotten eggs?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41683</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 14 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;E&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2004 16:16:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Old People Smell Like Poop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41476</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 17 reviews, last by big_wiggah 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;E&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 17:04:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am a Comedic Mastermind</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40763</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 46 reviews, last by Envenom 3 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;E&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 17:38:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where the Fuck is Sausage King?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;E&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 13:01:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Customer's Always Right Dammit Continued...(Case of the Missing Chicken)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40483</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by Monarch 4 years ago</description>
<author>EnVeNoM</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Aug 2004 15:33:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Life's a Bitch and then you Die, That's why we Get High</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40328</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 16 reviews, last by Insanethemind 4 years ago</description>
<author>E pluribus unum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 13:02:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Truck Full of Mexicans	</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40076</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 20 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>E pluribus unum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2004 12:54:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Customer's Always Right Dammit! (At Least When that Customer's Me)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39928</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by jimbo 4 years ago</description>
<author>E pluribus unum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 14:30:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Alarm Clock Sucks...Literally</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 23 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 14:17:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh Resin, Sweet Resin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39631</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 35 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:28:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hillbillies, Alcohol and Tornadoes -This isn't the fucking Wizard of Oz so I'll spare you the "Oh My"  (LONG)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39484</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 19 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 4 years ago</description>
<author>E like a muthafucka</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:32:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Somewhere along the way Envenom lost his mind.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39243</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>ENV3NOM</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2004 12:52:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is there anyone out there who would like to die a slow and painful death?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39133</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 17 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>ENV3NOM</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 14:12:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Have Nothing Interesting to Tell You So I'm Just Going to Make Up a Bunch of Shit Instead</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38989</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 34 reviews, last by Confuzitron 3 years ago</description>
<author>ENV3NOM</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 14:23:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Uber Poll, Stick Figure Peener and More!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38886</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by Herpes 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2004 12:55:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flatulence- Giving New Meaning to "A Case of the Mondays"</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38801</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 13:07:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Reviews Envenom Style: Pee Wee's Big Adventure</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38630</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews, last by Anansie 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 18:33:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Was on Sexual Welfare</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38365</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 24 reviews, last by loki 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2004 13:18:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Customer's Always Right VII - Time to Hire some Tards</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38268</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 26 reviews, last by Avals 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 13:06:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ladies and Gentleman We Have a Winner!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38177</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 19 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 12:34:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Magic Turd Theory - Or How a Bird Managed to Shit on the INSIDE of My Car</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37947</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 25 reviews, last by danieldandy 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jul 2004 12:07:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Peener Escaped!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37824</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 31 reviews, last by woody 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 12:37:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dare I Say it...Sleep is Better than Sex?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37743</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 29 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2004 15:06:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only in the South...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37630</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 35 reviews, last by Envenom 3 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 11:55:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blunderwear &trade;  (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37573</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 19 reviews, last by SilvrWolf 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 16:09:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beer Before Liquor and You&#39;re Stuck on the Shitter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37452</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 20 reviews, last by Quasiplasmohedron 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jul 2004 00:46:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rudolph The Red Dicked Leper</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37336</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 28 reviews, last by comicbookguy 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jul 2004 12:21:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucked Up Shit I Drew on Hallucinogens Volume II - Shrooms  (And a Pic of the Artist)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37226</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 44 reviews, last by gibberish 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 12:34:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Too Can Be a Waffle House Waitress!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37112</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 29 reviews, last by DenDen 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 12:07:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucked Up Shit I Drew on Hallucinogens Volume I : Acid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37010</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 3 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 11:50:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Moral Dilemma, or Someone Else's Problem?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36924</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 12 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>E</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 12:46:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I Want out of Life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36808</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 20 reviews, last by PWNstar 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2004 19:25:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sobriety is a Strange Buzz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36682</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 27 reviews, last by hidden101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 12:29:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Put Shit on a Biscuit and Got a +2!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36575</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 32 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 13:01:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Put Shit on a Biscuit and Got a +2!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36574</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by jimbobjoe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 12:59:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Ways to Offend Women Through Use of Common Everyday Expressions</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36341</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 139 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:37:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Reviews Envenom Style: Dead Alive</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36270</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 22 reviews, last by A-Daamage 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 15:30:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ignorance is Bliss...Until I Smash You in the Face With a Shovel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36052</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 65 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2004 12:04:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Adware is Going to Get Me Fired! (AKA I Need My Severance!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35977</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 29 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2004 12:35:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Office Pool</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35906</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 86 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 11:57:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Reviews Envenom Style: Crappy Flicks You Get With Your Pizza</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35809</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 13:37:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Reviews Envenom Style: Vulgar - It&#39;s Not Just an Adjective to Describe This Post, It&#39;s the Name of the Movie and Also a Clown</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35722</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 19 reviews, last by Donitsu2002 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 12:18:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ass Raped by a Clown: I Hang My Head in Shame</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35598</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 10 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2004 03:57:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh No He Didn't?  Poetry?  On a Friday?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 14 reviews, last by jme7551 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 12:20:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Customer's Always Right? Damn Skippy. The Phone Company Must DIE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35434</link>
<description>Rating: 1.98 on 48 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 393 days ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:19:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Playing Hooky, Fucked Up Dreams, and a Friendly Reminder of Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35349</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jun 2004 12:12:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Envenom's You Might Be a Pot-head If...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35198</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 36 reviews, last by G-prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 12:05:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Deranged Shit Eating Clowns of Your Anus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35004</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 26 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Envenom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2004 12:12:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will Zone, I'm Going to Kick Your Cousin's Ass!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 28 reviews, last by SausageKing 4 years ago</description>
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