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<title>later, ubersite.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.14 on 41 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>GPF: For PFF</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 17 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>SPT - Nice tits (nsfw)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 26 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Memes, Uber style (nsfw)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Memes, Uber style.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Lolcat.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 17 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Who needs god? I  found all this shit on the intarnets</title>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Myspace free ringtone ad goes too far.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 21 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Fractal Contest Submission</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 16 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>GPF - Watch that last rotation.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 31 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>I like gay people.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100094</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 80 reviews, last by SilentRenegade 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>More of Fartsmeller&#39;s trips to the bathroom.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 33 reviews, last by Void_Where_Prohibited 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:04:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Last Pussy Bandwagon Post You Will Ever Need</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99737</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 57 reviews, last by orphelia 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Another Horrifying Workplace Shit.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 52 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>A Lost rant.  The TV show Lost.  Pointless for non-Lost fans</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 45 reviews, last by gascs 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:02:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubertree: Twofer Thursdays</title>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Ubertree: the legend continues.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by Harbinger 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>The Racially Insensitive Rebus!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 45 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>My E-Mail to John Kerry</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.56 on 206 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:30:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A picture of my dog.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.93 on 33 reviews, last by loki 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:17:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fartsmeller&#39;s Julie&#39;s Comic Contest Entry.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 26 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>The Worst Shit I&#39;ve Ever Taken at Work</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94394</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 70 reviews, last by Replen 41 days ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 17:52:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Peach</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 14 reviews, last by HotWillie 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Photoshop Comp Entry - GREETINGS FROM AFRICA!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90434</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by Leonfc 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:10:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eat Shit, Charles Darwin!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 59 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:23:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yet another love letter to my wife:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90051</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 23 reviews, last by BobLobla 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jul 2006 18:10:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>AutoCAD Question.  Non-CAD monkeys need not apply.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89883</link>
<description>Rating: -0.30 on 26 reviews, last by precision 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:33:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Historic WTF Moments #1 - Jeff Laben</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 42 reviews, last by X54 338 days ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 17:16:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I need to get a few things off my chest:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87723</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 21 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 May 2006 19:22:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Grand Theft Auto Blog:  My day today!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 34 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:43:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Greatest Shit of My Life: a memoir.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85110</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 40 reviews, last by maiorano84 41 days ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Mar 2006 18:30:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Buy My Computer!  See Ad inside:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84826</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 25 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Mar 2006 19:39:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Magic Eye Puzzle for Corporate Slaves</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84078</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 23 reviews, last by Hilarity_Ensues 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:04:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ya Hear That?  I&#39;M COMING TO LONDON!!!  (and I need some info)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83413</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 38 reviews, last by Sicknote 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Feb 2006 17:42:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Axolotl:  A poorly done MS Paint</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82327</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 21 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:23:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Axolotl:  A Poorly Done MS Paint.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82326</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 4 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:22:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My dog watches me shower.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82276</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 32 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:44:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My dog watches me shower.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82275</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:43:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fartsmeller&#39;s take on T.M.I.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82103</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 51 reviews, last by Average_Dan 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 18:13:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sweet Tunnel Action!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81970</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 17 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jan 2006 20:00:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sweet Tunnel Action!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81969</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 6 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Sweet Tunnel Action!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81968</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 3 reviews, last by 8track 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>To My Wife:  I Love You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81907</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 47 reviews, last by PukingDog 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>I think my Dad might be gay.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 54 reviews, last by ToastEatingBastard 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jan 2006 14:17:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Miss Cleo killed a man?!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81701</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 24 reviews, last by podium 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 14:06:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To User 20,000 and Above:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81671</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 101 reviews, last by rubbermaid 115 days ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 18:31:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubertree 26!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 16 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>The Inevitable Photoshop of Badassmofo&#39;s Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 24 reviews, last by nahnoneofit 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>My Favorite Sci-Fi Characters (serious nerdry)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81209</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 72 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:26:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>About Black People...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 53 reviews, last by soccer 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Jesus Wanted Me to Tell You:</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 44 reviews, last by Lisa 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>They Killed Tookie the Spookie?!!?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>More Tasteless Children&#39;s Books.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80715</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 46 reviews, last by sl4tt3ry 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Tasteless Children&#39;s Books</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80660</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 65 reviews, last by BadAssJulie 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Tasteless!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80581</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 107 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2005 14:37:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Linkwhore Switchboard:  Post Your Best Shit Here!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80520</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 69 reviews, last by a_reader 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Some things you didn&#39;t know about Chuck Norris:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80435</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 49 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2005 15:01:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>107th Post EXTRAVAGANZA!!  (no rabbit in this post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80295</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 20 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 19:32:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Method, in his element:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80160</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 16 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 21:43:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Part 1:  Chicks I Banged but Didn&#39;t Actually Date.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80111</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 46 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 13:39:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photoshop Comp. #3 Entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79952</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 24 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 19:16:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Late Photoshop Comp. Entry:  Souf Side Storyz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79948</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 18:52:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Family Circus Blows.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79675</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 31 reviews, last by fluff 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:54:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HA! HA! Quaker Guy does advice column:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79651</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 29 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 16:48:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>OH NOES!!!!  The ads are going to eat us!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79636</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 25 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 14:30:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Transformers: Compton.  Niggas in Disgize.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79594</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 44 reviews, last by extacy_red 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 19:48:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blacktimus Prime Saves MJ&#39;s Baby!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 17 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:11:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rate my Paper</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79278</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 30 reviews, last by Bellebrown 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 18:44:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hope everyone feels badly for making snide comments  yesterday when I couldn&#39;t get pictures to upload.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78855</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 11 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:19:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78730</link>
<description>Rating: -0.48 on 25 reviews, last by bandphotographer 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:08:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A collage.  Please God make this work for me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78720</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 26 reviews, last by bandphotographer 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 18:07:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A collage for you, last attempt.  EVAR.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78712</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 18 reviews, last by bandphotographer 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:40:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A collage for you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78710</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by Sphagnum 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:36:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN FELLOW DORKS:  a collage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78709</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:32:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN Fellow Nerds:  a collage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78708</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 21 reviews, last by Xcuses 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:30:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN Fellow Nerds:  a collage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78707</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:30:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN FELLOW DORKS:  a collage.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78705</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:28:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN FELLOW DORKS:  a collage.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78704</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 4 reviews, last by 8track 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:27:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Dictionary of Widely Used Terms: Part II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78582</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 95 reviews, last by shitfuck 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 15:44:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Dictionary of Widely Used Terms (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78533</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 57 reviews, last by Average_Dan 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Nov 2005 20:12:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FPF:  Am I allowed to do this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78434</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 29 reviews, last by karpedeem13 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 20:40:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Thanksgiving!  (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78424</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by shinebox 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 18:58:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Average_Dan Post Thursday?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78328</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 28 reviews, last by Average_Dan 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 17:32:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bush, Canada, Britain, the U.S., France, and Liberals and Conservatives all suck REAL BAD.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78313</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 12 reviews, last by shinebox 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 16:00:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More stuff from my desk at work, and why I hate it or don&#39;t hate it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78157</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 61 reviews, last by Ed_0150 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2005 16:08:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Stuff on my Desk at Work and Why I Hate it or Don&#39;t Hate it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78099</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 48 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:01:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Humble Hate Post for my Favorite Bitch:  Chinaski</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77955</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 20 reviews, last by 8track 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 17:57:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My dog and I (camwhore/SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77883</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 36 reviews, last by CookieLass 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 17:02:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>WTF?  Has the Uberboard been weird for anyone else???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77797</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 50 reviews, last by Chinaski 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:49:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Since SPT obviously came two days early this week:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77731</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 23 reviews, last by Average_Dan 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:13:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I bequeath unto you, ubersite, this collage of exemplary beauty and happiness that will propel me to the status of &quot;legend&quot; within hours and make me a staple in your lives or Y HALO THAR!!!???1two?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77466</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 28 reviews, last by fudgepacker 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:55:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My dreamcar.  (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77380</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:08:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jam out with your clam out!  *no content*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77307</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 16 reviews, last by CookieLass 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:08:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>n00B reference post:  How to get on Bored At Work.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77159</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 38 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:18:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>n00B  Reference Post:  What It Takes To Get a +2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76975</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 57 reviews, last by soccer 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:35:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Old people suck my peen.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76855</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 25 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 16:53:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No rabbit in this post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76785</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 31 reviews, last by Loren1 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Google search for &quot;DISGUSTING SHIT&quot;:  Extremely NSFW!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76784</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 7 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:32:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shit Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76635</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 20 reviews, last by nitelibrarian 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 13:42:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Good times.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 19 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 16:02:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberContest:  Cutest Kid Pic</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76517</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 20 reviews, last by harleywaxer 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 17:53:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s black and white and red all over and can&#39;t fit through a revolving door?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76448</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 25 reviews, last by SkinnyKenny 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:40:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I need help...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76433</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 12 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 17:13:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart wins Insanethemind&#39;s Contest!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76405</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 13:50:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes.  It&#39;s another post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76349</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 6 reviews, last by olivia_tremor_control 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Oct 2005 20:29:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ultimate Battle #7:  CRIPPLE FIGHT!</title>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76222</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 19 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>SPT (wiggaz)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 20 reviews, last by HZRD 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>BPW for your ass  *no content*</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.24 on 20 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Ultimate Battle 5:  GNASH KILL!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by badassmofo 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>This post is for dorks ONLY.  *no content*</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 22 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Ultimate Battle #4:  The Passion of the Jebus.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 35 reviews, last by thecaes 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:10:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ULTIMATE BATTLE 3:  Only tubgirl could match this level of distruction</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75698</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 19 reviews, last by swamp_donkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 19:07:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ULTIMATE BATTLES Vol. 2:  A little NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by ajanssen 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:49:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ULTIMATE BATTLE #1:  Posted to fit and slicker n&#39; shit!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by Whiplash 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>ULTIMATE BATTLES #1:  Who would win in a fight?</title>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>ULTIMATE BATTLES Vol. I:  Who would win in a fight?</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.33 on 4 reviews, last by 8track 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:34:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore for Jesus!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 23 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
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<title>SPT-I&#39;m back piznatches!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75216</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 54 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago</description>
<author>KoolMang</author>
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<title>BISHUP POST WENSDAY!!!??!cinco!@*NO CONTENT*</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 12 reviews, last by shinebox 2 years ago</description>
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<title>re: Shitfuck and Whatthehell&#39;s Intarweb war.</title>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>-2palooza</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 26 reviews, last by lordofthedance 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>People who cry when you post huge lists that would better be left to email forwards:  The Names</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 6 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>A rap about Ubersite.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 47 reviews, last by Foonbo 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 17:41:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Dogwhore?!?!  WTFUDGESTICK? *NO CONTENT*</title>
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<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.30 on 22 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -0.60 on 11 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Bishop repost Wednesday</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 14 reviews, last by badassmofo 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74260</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 6 reviews, last by Sphagnum 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Bishop Post Wednesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74259</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 5 reviews, last by 8track 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>33rd post bonanza with dogwhore.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 35 reviews, last by skrapmetal 479 days ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Hey!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73996</link>
<description>Rating: -1.29 on 22 reviews, last by jack0173 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Is America hated worldwide?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73904</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 139 reviews, last by Chazzy 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:31:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just a reminder!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73883</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 69 reviews, last by fluff 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 14:13:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  How do you know when a family of pink flamingos move in next door?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73435</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 20 reviews, last by fluff 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:54:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Alter of my Alter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73342</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 23 reviews, last by Chazzy 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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<title>Cindy Sheehan, you bitch.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 40 reviews, last by Norcal0 3 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 13:05:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  The REAL question haunting mankind.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72983</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 11 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
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<title>Office Rules and Things To Note.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 15 reviews, last by Quartermain 3 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 16:32:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Short, but I have to say:</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 12 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 4 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 15:07:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Short, but I have to say:</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 4 reviews, last by 8track 2 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 15:06:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s the male equivalent of bajeener?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65886</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 16 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 May 2005 04:27:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I mischieve.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63870</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 12 reviews, last by Siren 4 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
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<title>Terry Schiavo Post Tuesday!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.27 on 15 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
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<title>I&#39;ll just be homeless, then.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:42:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rate the post, not the author.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62103</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 50 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 04:06:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yet another rape post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41133</link>
<description>Rating: -0.62 on 13 reviews, last by Electro 4 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 21:35:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Path of Kibbles and Bits: Healing emotionally after having my crotch sniffed.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40766</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 22 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 2 years ago</description>
<author>SmartFeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 17:50:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Journal:  Part One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36778</link>
<description>Rating: -0.60 on 6 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2004 08:18:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help Wanted</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35903</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 34 reviews, last by Stabkill 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 09:41:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help Wanted.</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Stabkill 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 09:34:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pissed.</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Stabkill 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 09:24:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can a post about nothing make it to the Most Heated list?</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 5 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 09:14:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You People Don&#39;t KNOW Stupidity.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 23 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 13:48:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All Posts are Low in Carbs.  Choose on Taste.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 12 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 May 2004 03:53:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Seattle</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.50 on 6 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 May 2004 03:22:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Music sucks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26031</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 15 reviews, last by DeAnimal69 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 07:54:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Man&#39;s List, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Use Forty-Dollar Shampoo.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 22 reviews, last by messmind 372 days ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2004 03:25:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In the Navy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24551</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 24 reviews, last by FartSmeller 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Feb 2004 09:20:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who wants to be President?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 10 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 03:42:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RE: Bitch, Moan, Sigh.....</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.80 on 13 reviews, last by FartSmeller 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:11:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.32 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2004 11:27:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stuck With Bush.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 15 reviews, last by Tom 5 years ago</description>
<author>FartSmeller</author>
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