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[Romance] Will The Guilty Party Please Sit Down?   (Rating: -1.9 on 10 reviews, last by Aussie_em 548 days ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2008-05-08 06:35:22 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Happy Halloween, Uber!   (Rating: 1.65 on 55 reviews, last by Shadecaster 471 days ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:33:47 EDT
[Graphics] An Early Christmas Message for Jitle (GPF)   (Rating: 0.42 on 7 reviews, last by rob_berg 705 days ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-10-19 17:36:16 EDT
[Science & Environmental] I'm Gonna Need A Batting Helmet   (Rating: 0 on 9 reviews, last by beat_raven 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-08-31 10:20:05 EDT
[Sports] Jerry Falwell - RIP? I think not   (Rating: 0.71 on 7 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-05-16 23:33:16 EDT
[Romance] Oh, look! The REAL Camwhore!   (Rating: -0.33 on 14 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-04-13 15:10:24 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Where are they now? SPT   (Rating: 1.87 on 16 reviews, last by Tracer0351 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-03-29 13:53:02 EDT
[Romance] SkullBite - The REAL Camwhore!   (Rating: 0.94 on 22 reviews, last by SkullBiter 661 days ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-02-23 14:08:01 EST
[Sports] R.I.P. Gump Worsley   (Rating: 1.16 on 7 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2007-01-28 13:11:28 EST
[News] Live From Radio City Music Hall   (Rating: 0.66 on 6 reviews, last by Crudite 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2006-12-07 14:27:09 EST
[Romance] Fat Tony's Class Trip   (Rating: 1.45 on 13 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2006-11-14 13:59:13 EST
[Romance] One Strange Bird   (Rating: 0.8 on 5 reviews, last by smemma 3 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2006-09-28 10:26:35 EDT
[Sports] Fartman Entry - AlexorGM's Photoshop Competition   (Rating: 1.33 on 16 reviews, last by smemma 3 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2006-04-03 14:04:29 EDT
[None] Ubers Ugliest Baby Contest or Fuck You. Mine's Uglier.   (Rating: 1.07 on 25 reviews, last by smemma 3 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-12-28 14:39:53 EST
[Science & Environmental] The Wit and Wisdom of Kristy Swan   (Rating: 1.33 on 8 reviews, last by paul_anthony 2 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-11-11 12:15:48 EST
[Science & Environmental] The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Kristy Swan   (no reviews)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-11-11 12:14:35 EST
[Science & Environmental] The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Kristy Swan   (no reviews)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-11-11 12:14:17 EST
[Science & Environmental] The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Kristy Swan   (no reviews)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-11-11 12:13:18 EST
[Science & Environmental] Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day - SPT   (Rating: 1 on 12 reviews, last by crazyaardvark 3 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-11-10 13:00:54 EST
[Business & Financial] Herion Part 5 by Flamin-Dumass   (Rating: 0.4 on 7 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 4 years ago)
Submitted by <flamin dumas> (View user info) at 2005-09-22 13:41:58 EDT
[None] Bishop Post Wednesday   (Rating: -0.12 on 10 reviews, last by FartSmeller 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-08-31 15:11:09 EDT
[News] Earth is the Insane Asylum of The Universe   (Rating: 1.2 on 12 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-06-17 13:47:16 EDT
[None] Photoshop Competition #7   (Rating: 1.22 on 13 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-02-26 16:29:55 EST
[News] Photoshop Competition #7   (Rating: -0.33 on 4 reviews, last by lush 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-02-26 16:15:03 EST
[Sports] A Super Bowl Prayer   (Rating: 0.59 on 21 reviews, last by BongZilla 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2005-02-04 12:50:54 EST
[Computers & Internet] The Ubernator (SPT on Wednesday), so sue me..   (Rating: 0.82 on 13 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-12-01 21:39:58 EST
[Poetry] MickGinny   (Rating: 1.33 on 8 reviews, last by lojope 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-11-13 04:08:35 EST
[Politics] The Unfeeling President   (Rating: 0.62 on 23 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-10-20 14:02:56 EDT
[Politics] Friends don't let friends...Vote Republican.   (Rating: 0.47 on 84 reviews, last by Arsenal 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-09-06 00:43:34 EDT
[Business & Financial] Habeeb is BEEBED...NSFW...NSFAnyone!...Do Not View This Post!   (Rating: -0.93 on 20 reviews, last by HelloMello 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-08-21 12:29:34 EDT
[News] The wheels on the bike go round and round, round and...SPT   (Rating: 1.42 on 12 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 05:51:31 EDT
[Politics] Memo From "The Boss"   (Rating: -0.67 on 11 reviews, last by heater 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-08-15 20:29:51 EDT
[Romance] I Hate Circe   (Rating: -0.08 on 14 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-07-26 23:40:42 EDT
[Sports] I Hate Circe   (Rating: -1.14 on 9 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-07-26 23:27:53 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Where's Waldo?...er...Georgie?   (Rating: 0.33 on 10 reviews, last by Crudite 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-07-24 16:39:20 EDT
[Romance] Oh Patrick, your girlfriend is back. SPT NSFW   (Rating: -0.4 on 6 reviews, last by WillZone 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman> (View user info) at 2004-07-22 21:33:39 EDT
[Movies & TV] SPT - Oh Behave!   (Rating: 0.17 on 18 reviews, last by Crudite 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-22 11:16:41 EDT
[Romance] Yes, Patrick. Yes she does.   (Rating: 1.08 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-15 01:07:17 EDT
[Politics] Where is Harry Truman when we need him?   (Rating: -0.78 on 23 reviews, last by hidden101 5 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-19 23:23:21 EDT
[Politics] Truth is Lies. - 2   (Rating: 1.06 on 23 reviews, last by Feijuada 4 years ago)
Submitted by <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-14 21:09:56 EDT

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