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<title>DEAR BART, Please delete my account &amp; all of my posts.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112369</link>
<description>Rating: -0.88 on 50 reviews, last by iacobus 94 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 19:51:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters...He&#39;s a bad muthaf (shut yo mouf)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112260</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 6 reviews, last by icarus1987 221 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2007 04:29:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Dude, you&#39;re in a bug. AND THERE IS A FLOWER ......&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111784</link>
<description>Rating: -0.78 on 36 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 237 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:21:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RE: Our need for Welfare/SSI reform, or &quot;Why Stephie is a cunt!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111741</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 24 reviews, last by cuberat 239 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:20:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lunch Time CAMWHORE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111141</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 88 reviews, last by zeuxfaux 79 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:22:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rescue effort in the mine.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110992</link>
<description>Rating: -1.27 on 12 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 271 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:53:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How I confronted the man who raped me, or &quot;Conquering the Monster&quot; by Fat Tony.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110949</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 29 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 238 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:06:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jack McLellan (pedophiles) should be castrated</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110789</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 93 reviews, last by d_prime 277 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 17:31:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A 9 minute video of a lion attacking a man. SFW but horrifying</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110771</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 29 reviews, last by Kaelic 273 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Aug 2007 20:33:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There&#39;s something about you....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110694</link>
<description>Rating: -1.35 on 16 reviews, last by scourge 284 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 16:41:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Michael Vick is banned from training camp! Why?!?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110619</link>
<description>Rating: -0.82 on 74 reviews, last by BubbaEarl 285 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:49:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> I&#39;ve been Simpsonized! Doh! </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110612</link>
<description>Rating: -1.60 on 11 reviews, last by UnderDog 288 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:26:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why we can&#39;t have a woman as president.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110515</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 33 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 279 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:08:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The true measure of a man.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110475</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 23 reviews, last by FannyGrady 277 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:45:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can your logic explain this? (regarding my Christian God)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110423</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 128 reviews, last by Bohme 289 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:47:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pete Rose is banned, yet Barry Bonds is praised or Why Bud Selig is a fucking pussy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110358</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 41 reviews, last by icanbecool 276 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 21:19:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Michael Vick is my fucking hero!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110323</link>
<description>Rating: -1.42 on 32 reviews, last by forthewin 297 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:53:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Great seats at a comedy club = I got shit on all night.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110075</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 26 reviews, last by haikumikoo 297 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:16:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thinking &amp; seeing with your heart.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109982</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 37 reviews, last by czwij 307 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 19:34:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I thought this was very accurate.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109936</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 31 reviews, last by DirtyHarry 308 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jul 2007 19:22:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How do you know when a midget is on her period?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109755</link>
<description>Rating: -1.44 on 9 reviews, last by Lambchop 316 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jul 2007 18:15:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Burn In Hell: Chris Benoit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109693</link>
<description>Rating: -0.47 on 43 reviews, last by TheUniter 318 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:29:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Moolie will be home tomorrow!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109577</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 29 reviews, last by Fatterrific 321 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:43:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>They want to kill my dog!!!!!!! HELP!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109439</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 34 reviews, last by shmack92 305 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:30:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My taste of hell.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109313</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 26 reviews, last by precision 328 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:34:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey, it&#39;s the old dude!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109300</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 22 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 329 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:14:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why is Al Sharpton famous? Does this mean Paris Hilton is a nigger?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109186</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 16 reviews, last by fractils 302 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:51:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>WTF? The Sopranos ending sucked (spoiler warning)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109151</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 26 reviews, last by Flack 332 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:54:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MOP Saturday! (Monkey Orgy Post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109113</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 8 reviews, last by icarus1987 337 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Jun 2007 20:57:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MOP Saturday! (Monkey Orgy Post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109112</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Jun 2007 20:57:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why does everybody hate Paris Hilton? JEALOUSY!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109103</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 74 reviews, last by icarus1987 336 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Jun 2007 03:34:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad needs to be treated like Saddam Hussein.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109057</link>
<description>Rating: -1.25 on 14 reviews, last by shmack92 305 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 18:00:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s demon possession.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109014</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Sinistral 341 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jun 2007 18:27:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>R.I.P. Soprano Family. (and finale predictions)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108949</link>
<description>Rating: -1.27 on 14 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 342 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 17:03:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t litter you fucking pig!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108923</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 18 reviews, last by The_Drake 343 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Jun 2007 00:50:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome home Dr. Kevorkian</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108899</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 14 reviews, last by Tom 345 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 20:36:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - Scot Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108854</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 13 reviews, last by Monty_Python 347 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 19:48:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gay flag at the U.N. Gay History month &amp; general gay bashing.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108817</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 15 reviews, last by icarus1987 347 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 17:41:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I fucking got shot!!! Camwhore for proof.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108732</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 40 reviews, last by blonde 331 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 02:58:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click it or Ticket scam + a NSFW link</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108673</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 21 reviews, last by FatTony 353 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 01:41:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr. Rodgers was a pot head.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108593</link>
<description>Rating: -1.60 on 12 reviews, last by Unabonger 355 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 17:33:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Winnie the Pooh is a pot head! Rabbit is his dealer!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108563</link>
<description>Rating: -0.65 on 33 reviews, last by Unabonger 355 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 19:00:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My confession of animal cruelty :(</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108557</link>
<description>Rating: -1.25 on 18 reviews, last by Shlongy 356 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 17:05:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Witness to racisim. It&#39;s fucking ugly. No really.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108534</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 73 reviews, last by indoninja 355 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 19:56:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Getting out of a speeding ticket.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108424</link>
<description>Rating: -0.34 on 30 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 361 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:21:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where the fuck is Al &quot;da nigga&quot; Sharpton now? (Oprah racist comments)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108358</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 81 reviews, last by DasHeer 350 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 05:57:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where the fuck is Al &quot;da niga</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108357</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Wildman 363 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 05:48:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Recycling is gay! (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101117</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 21 reviews, last by Wildman 367 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:47:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I was on CNN (for those who did not believe my criminal past)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100952</link>
<description>Rating: -0.69 on 65 reviews, last by ilikesteak 381 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:53:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who the fuck is Kurt Vonnemuthafucker? BFG?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100649</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 20 reviews, last by sword 367 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 20:51:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nappy headed hoes! Imus is a pussy. Sharpton is racist.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100560</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 35 reviews, last by precision 398 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:20:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You do not deserve a tip! (ebola may)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100524</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 55 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 388 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Apr 2007 18:06:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ugly chick with semi-decent~boobs.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100091</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 40 reviews, last by particle_man58 409 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:43:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like a Knight who lost his armor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99581</link>
<description>Rating: -0.91 on 13 reviews, last by FlakMonkey 425 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:32:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s all an act.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99447</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 33 reviews, last by Fartman 433 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 17:19:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fight or Flight. I usually went with fight. Too fucking hard.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99415</link>
<description>Rating: -1.14 on 16 reviews, last by apollo88 434 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 21:04:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Obama is trying to get the black vote. FROM CLINTON!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99330</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 15 reviews, last by d_prime 323 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2007 18:00:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I neeeeeeeed vallium.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99247</link>
<description>Rating: -1.66 on 9 reviews, last by icarus1987 439 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:46:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A little fantasy of mine.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99181</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 38 reviews, last by FatTony 439 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:17:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>He&#39;s a bad muthaf..... SHUT YO MOUF! I&#39;m just talkin&#39;bout Scott!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99126</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 441 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:36:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>CAMWHORE: Me &amp; my hoe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98997</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 40 reviews, last by Zol 443 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:36:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jesus POWER! WOOOOOOO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98874</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 448 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:04:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nigger Telemarketers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98829</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 51 reviews, last by steph 198 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:38:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Founding of us- A MANLY Valentine for you to steal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98773</link>
<description>Rating: -0.52 on 17 reviews, last by Beano312003 453 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:24:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The threat of Uranus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98701</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 454 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:36:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only Italian people can be this romantic.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98516</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 31 reviews, last by experima 354 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 17:21:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Steak &amp; Blow Job day!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98479</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 43 reviews, last by emmakwon 453 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 16:46:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The FIRST African American coach to win a Superbowl!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 47 reviews, last by Zol 462 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Feb 2007 17:13:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your life DOES flash before your eyes.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98135</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 28 reviews, last by FatTony 468 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 22:46:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you are going to kill Saddam, hang Bush right next to him.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97239</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 51 reviews, last by FatTony 497 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:46:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck every single one of my employees!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97104</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 29 reviews, last by locksly 461 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:39:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dunnk cam cam whore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96887</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 32 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 489 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:08:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck it, one last try. If not............ GASTRIC BYPASS!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96752</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 41 reviews, last by FannyGrady 511 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:27:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drinking DOES erase pain. Even if temporary.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96700</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 46 reviews, last by ih8u2man 506 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:55:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Niggers have BET, can you imagine if whites hat WET?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96541</link>
<description>Rating: -1.54 on 15 reviews, last by Sepsis 517 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 01:56:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Niggers, please leave Michael Richards alone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96479</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 76 reviews, last by richsghostdog 522 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Dec 2006 19:05:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I fucking hate Christmas.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96350</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 25 reviews, last by professorfuckface 528 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:16:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My One Love (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96241</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 12 reviews, last by konohasaiyajin 531 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:15:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Turkey Pot Pie!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96179</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 9 reviews, last by Sepsis 533 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 23:20:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A picture of my baby.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96150</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 20 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 534 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:12:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(photo) I wanted to wear my Jordans. It almost cost me my life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96081</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 34 reviews, last by Ingsoc 536 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 21:17:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>titts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95751</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 83 reviews, last by G-prime 153 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:48:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the Bitch Whisperer. I train bitches, I  rehabilitate men.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95713</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 24 reviews, last by Shlongy 546 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:35:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ted Haggard is a fag!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95555</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 15 reviews, last by thorpe 550 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 18:12:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Saddam Hussein is innocent!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95452</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 46 reviews, last by FartSmeller 550 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2006 17:13:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Frozen Pork &amp; Beans for Halloween.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95066</link>
<description>Rating: -1.21 on 26 reviews, last by icarus1987 557 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:49:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>CAMWHORE! I lost some weight &amp; gots me a tan.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94863</link>
<description>Rating: -0.27 on 22 reviews, last by FatTony 562 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:35:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I warned you belly. Overweight. No shit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94648</link>
<description>Rating: -1.41 on 10 reviews, last by paint_it_black 571 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:18:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Over 400lbs. Yet, there is hope.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94565</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 32 reviews, last by FannyGrady 541 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:08:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Going through a dead woman&#39;s purse.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94429</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 42 reviews, last by FannyGrady 541 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:01:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click to see how much weight the Tony the diabetic lost.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93954</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 19 reviews, last by antiLemming 574 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 01:11:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Pantry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93375</link>
<description>Rating: 0.24 on 29 reviews, last by Amontillado 541 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:04:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Still alive, bitches.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93338</link>
<description>Rating: -0.71 on 21 reviews, last by paint_it_black 599 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:26:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof that I am a nigger and Method is a mexican</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92464</link>
<description>Rating: -1.07 on 13 reviews, last by Refresh 608 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:22:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the fuck, just nuke the bastards!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92436</link>
<description>Rating: -0.97 on 32 reviews, last by cuberat 599 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:25:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The street musician</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92408</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 29 reviews, last by Kaelic 622 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:20:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I too am a Lesbian. There I said it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92324</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 18 reviews, last by LSD420 623 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 19:37:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can&#39;t even trust a scalper, attitude was of no help.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92259</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 24 reviews, last by jgreening 626 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:04:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If Fat Tony &amp; MickGinny had a baby (meh, slightly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92214</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 22 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 627 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:17:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No other news in the universe. Just JonBenet Ramsey stuff.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92166</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 34 reviews, last by r0fl 627 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 16:05:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awwww crap! It&#39;s official. I&#39;m diabetic. Son of a mutha... plus CAMWHORE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92085</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 87 reviews, last by Merlina 629 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 20:08:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Question about HelpHannah.org</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91885</link>
<description>Rating: -0.98 on 32 reviews, last by Mrs_V 216 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 18:03:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cute monkey playing with pink dildo (SFW photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91852</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 20 reviews, last by ilikesteak 561 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:50:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We put the JEW in Jewler!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91832</link>
<description>Rating: -1.03 on 20 reviews, last by JonnyX 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:25:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tired and Fucking Sick</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91805</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 21 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 22:30:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thank you Mr. Adolf Hitler! Thank you &amp; God bless you!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91646</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 22 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 20:15:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To Hannah&#39;s parents (not a hate post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91574</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 32 reviews, last by ilikesteak 561 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Aug 2006 16:20:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Public Transportation Blues</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91527</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 20 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Aug 2006 16:22:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I admire Fidel Castro by Fat Tony</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91414</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 38 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Aug 2006 18:34:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Castro &amp; Cuba, fucking idiots.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91361</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 51 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 17:40:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>24kt puredee shit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91169</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 25 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 22:44:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck the Palestinians, fuck the Lebanese GO JEWS!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91086</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 50 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wow you got a big pussy! SFW camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90742</link>
<description>Rating: -1.55 on 20 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:52:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart   /   Uber Directory Camwhore   /   Retirement?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90695</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 92 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 22:32:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Defending Christianity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90684</link>
<description>Rating: -1.08 on 48 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 622 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:02:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rink-en!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90630</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 30 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 19:07:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Good advice from your Uncle Tony</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90581</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 36 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 18:15:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>WARNING: Soy nuts bad.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90438</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 30 reviews, last by cuberat 626 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:01:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Knife under pillow.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90324</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 36 reviews, last by ilikesteak 561 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:56:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you are going to plan a terror attack. Don&#39;t talk in a chat room.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90181</link>
<description>Rating: -1.27 on 12 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jul 2006 17:39:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Want a free CarFax? Just email me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90097</link>
<description>Rating: -1.11 on 20 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 14:18:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>North Korea launches 3 test missles.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90023</link>
<description>Rating: -0.86 on 50 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Jul 2006 22:13:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Nigga Roll Call&quot; Don&#39;t look at me like that.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89988</link>
<description>Rating: -1.42 on 17 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jul 2006 16:38:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loud silence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89939</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 26 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jul 2006 22:20:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let&#39;s just kiss and say good bye.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89700</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 44 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:05:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stone casting mofos.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89621</link>
<description>Rating: -1.28 on 24 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 17:11:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>From the fattest man on Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89581</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 75 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:38:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Plaquita&quot; Now I&#39;ve seen everything.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89516</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 13 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:44:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Plaquita&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89515</link>
<description>Rating: -1.60 on 6 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:39:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Pentagon: Homosexuality is a mental dosorder</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89422</link>
<description>Rating: -1.86 on 16 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 14:56:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My daddy was never there for me :(</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89388</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 15 reviews, last by fluff 630 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 17:41:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Three dates</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89175</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 50 reviews, last by FannyGrady 693 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 16:05:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why does it hurt?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88799</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 43 reviews, last by Istaros 689 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jun 2006 05:17:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The CL500</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88720</link>
<description>Rating: -0.65 on 26 reviews, last by fluff 698 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jun 2006 05:29:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cleansing of past sins. Or the attempt.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88578</link>
<description>Rating: -1.23 on 34 reviews, last by fluff 698 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 16:32:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid advertisements</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88267</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 31 reviews, last by fluff 698 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 18:39:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Cane Corso &quot;Moolie&quot; will now came whore for you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88141</link>
<description>Rating: -0.45 on 52 reviews, last by fluff 698 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 16:57:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TWO POSTS IN ONE! Zoo &amp; Sopranos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88002</link>
<description>Rating: -1.09 on 45 reviews, last by Unabonger 644 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 18:57:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Teachers don&#39;t make enough money? Fuck&#39;em!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87918</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 104 reviews, last by fluff 726 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2006 19:12:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mess with the bull.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87882</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 39 reviews, last by bob 560 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 18:11:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Traps are illegal?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87815</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 45 reviews, last by ilikesteak 560 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 16:06:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You take things for granted.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87441</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 41 reviews, last by fluff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 May 2006 17:49:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite confessional.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87367</link>
<description>Rating: -1.11 on 42 reviews, last by Bundaberg 716 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 May 2006 07:44:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you don&#39;t help the Mexican&#39;s with May 1st then you can&#39;t enjoy May 5th!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87359</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 31 reviews, last by FannyGrady 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 May 2006 00:09:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attitude is King. Never show fear or respect.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87307</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 41 reviews, last by ilikesteak 560 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 18:48:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The kitten killer of Hangzhou! Or how your pork fri lice is really made. NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87210</link>
<description>Rating: -1.26 on 44 reviews, last by sebcharrot 671 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:56:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am Mighty!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87025</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 23 reviews, last by paulblakeford 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:11:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why American&#39;s are lazy sombitches</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86996</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 28 reviews, last by justabouttired 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:24:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Without immigrant workers, the economy will crumble.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86942</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 69 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 15:04:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pricing based the person, not on the job.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86894</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 32 reviews, last by Recalcitrant 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:55:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate this shit!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86778</link>
<description>Rating: -1.32 on 59 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:44:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women: Greedy bitches who thirst for cum, then make you pay!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86714</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 38 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:03:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It wasn&#39;t all his fault!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86679</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 27 reviews, last by FannyGrady 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:54:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>T&#39;s new ride. Don&#39;t be jealous. Bitches.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86592</link>
<description>Rating: -0.69 on 67 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:49:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The littering ticket.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86434</link>
<description>Rating: -1.34 on 36 reviews, last by MichelleNJ 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Apr 2006 21:58:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why do they want to kill Zachary Moussaoui?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86341</link>
<description>Rating: -0.42 on 23 reviews, last by myexstaintstain 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Apr 2006 16:37:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The flat tire &amp; the blessing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86061</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 33 reviews, last by Mr_Mischief 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:56:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can you solve this puzzle? (link)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85883</link>
<description>Rating: -0.42 on 43 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:14:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got the manager of Toys R Us fired! Muhahahahahahaha! Ahhhhahahahahahahahaha! Booohahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh. He.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85853</link>
<description>Rating: -0.52 on 45 reviews, last by FannyGrady 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:27:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey Culligan man! Suck my dick!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85767</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 37 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:04:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If we fucked a 14 year old boy/girl, would we get away with it?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85623</link>
<description>Rating: -0.47 on 57 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:08:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jews are getting a bad rap. Islam is not peace.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85105</link>
<description>Rating: -0.74 on 33 reviews, last by AudaciousDuck 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Mar 2006 17:16:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck it. I&#39;ll be nice.                                                                                       AND A CAMWHORE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84977</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 60 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Mar 2006 19:53:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Mercedes bites the dust.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84927</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 33 reviews, last by little_ralph 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Mar 2006 19:24:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you dish it out, be prepared to take it. Shmarty Pantch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84735</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 37 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Mar 2006 22:44:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kids missed a lot of school. I got a lecture. I did something that every Italian</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84540</link>
<description>Rating: -0.60 on 42 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:03:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The fall of Ubersite (and a cam to authenticate)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84470</link>
<description>Rating: -0.72 on 48 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:14:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Camwhore for MistressFist</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84191</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 99 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 16:57:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore bitches!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84159</link>
<description>Rating: -0.81 on 61 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:00:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gays in church? No problem! Gay Bishop? PROBLEM!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84045</link>
<description>Rating: -0.99 on 68 reviews, last by fluff 726 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:19:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How a 99 cent store leash saved my life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83978</link>
<description>Rating: -0.01 on 35 reviews, last by matnotharry 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:19:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Honor among thieves (even we have a code)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83831</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 37 reviews, last by hour_man 678 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:07:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BOYCOTT ME! Let&#39;s see if you can do it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83682</link>
<description>Rating: -1.30 on 33 reviews, last by Malachewaii 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Feb 2006 08:47:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Steak &amp; Blow Job day is this Friday!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83657</link>
<description>Rating: -1.14 on 53 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Feb 2006 20:43:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ALABAMA CHURCH FIRES! I know who did it!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83598</link>
<description>Rating: -1.58 on 33 reviews, last by fluff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Feb 2006 19:13:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sprint PCS loves niggers. Proof!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83526</link>
<description>Rating: -0.88 on 38 reviews, last by Average_Dan 697 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Feb 2006 17:13:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yet another post from the man you love to hate.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83478</link>
<description>Rating: -1.21 on 21 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:15:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Witness?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83324</link>
<description>Rating: -1.15 on 31 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Feb 2006 16:28:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The replacement pooch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83230</link>
<description>Rating: -1.05 on 23 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:41:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How many illegals have visited this site (link)?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83063</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 7 reviews, last by GuinnessSince1759 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:16:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Telling your children vicious lies.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82988</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 37 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 06:17:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is what really happened to Tony &amp; his two women!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82825</link>
<description>Rating: -0.94 on 36 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 19:39:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For just $29.95!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82770</link>
<description>Rating: -0.89 on 33 reviews, last by missflibble 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 23:35:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This may be a little premature.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82683</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 47 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:09:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Found a wallet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82599</link>
<description>Rating: -0.48 on 78 reviews, last by Garrik 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:18:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I wanted to share this with you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82408</link>
<description>Rating: -1.07 on 31 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:29:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>L.A. Auto Show (racist post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82348</link>
<description>Rating: -0.64 on 36 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:48:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Two women. One decision</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82263</link>
<description>Rating: -0.76 on 81 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:21:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Being in love with two women (continued)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82104</link>
<description>Rating: -0.51 on 71 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 18:38:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Being in love with two women</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82014</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 151 reviews, last by zajebisty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jan 2006 06:11:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Being in love with two women</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82013</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 7 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jan 2006 06:05:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81828</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 42 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jan 2006 21:13:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>John Gotti is spinning in his grave!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81629</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 37 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:39:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Throwing somebody out on Christmas evening.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81585</link>
<description>Rating: -0.30 on 30 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 19:55:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My attempt at romance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81467</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 37 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:31:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RICH People Rule the World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81431</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 24 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 05:49:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Biblical wisdom. If this isn&#39;t 100% truth, I don&#39;t know what is.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81343</link>
<description>Rating: -0.27 on 27 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:00:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s official. I fucking hate Christmas!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81228</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 35 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:06:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Merry Christmas! But, I&#39;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81173</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 11 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:27:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Festivus!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81104</link>
<description>Rating: -0.47 on 21 reviews, last by lessthanfour 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:46:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stanley &quot;Tookie&quot; Williams last words</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81004</link>
<description>Rating: -0.84 on 25 reviews, last by kolenabobena 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 23:24:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption. Saving your enemy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80948</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 25 reviews, last by fluff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The tears of your enemy are not as sweet as you thought</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80794</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 25 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:15:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>But I don&#39;t want a birthday present. Blowjob?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80696</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 36 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Dec 2005 02:22:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Christmas Demon (more of a rant)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80608</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2005 20:38:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dude, be cool. It&#39;s Christmas.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80306</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 44 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 22:15:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate trying to do the right thing.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79792</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 29 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 2 years ago</description>
<author>Big Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:15:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s Time For T.M.I = FAT TONY</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79757</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 34 reviews, last by Spuds002 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tiger Lilly</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:26:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breast Cancer bow, SUCK MY BALLS!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79553</link>
<description>Rating: -0.82 on 34 reviews, last by CanucksFan 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:46:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A criminal mind</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 34 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 17:03:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HA! HA! RABBIT! a</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79047</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 5 reviews, last by antiLemming 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:24:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>From the mind of a criminal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78957</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 12 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:47:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>From the mind of a criminal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78955</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 5 reviews, last by WildcatMcGee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:41:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite map?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78663</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 99 reviews, last by Blinkish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Nov 2005 19:46:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got carjacked!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78588</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 40 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 18:26:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dr. Phil &amp; Oprah TEST! What is your score.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78522</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 21 reviews, last by XFile 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Nov 2005 16:39:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>CAMWHORE! Proof that I am not an alter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78324</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 32 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 17:06:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The NBA is enforcing a dress code, because they hate niggers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78255</link>
<description>Rating: -0.64 on 16 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 23:34:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loren Droren #9</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78178</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 34 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Loren</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2005 22:15:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It started. My downward spiral.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78118</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 73 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2005 04:45:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;A full person can&#39;t understand the needs of the hungry&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78034</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 28 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2005 22:57:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Does Goatse ever get constipated? (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78001</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 24 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 18:43:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I admire Saddam Hussein</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77952</link>
<description>Rating: -0.87 on 48 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 17:30:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The TRUTH about Halloween</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77832</link>
<description>Rating: -1.23 on 34 reviews, last by Whiplash 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:24:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No halloween for my kids (Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, no problem)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77728</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 122 reviews, last by Chinaski 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:01:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Niggers,</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77642</link>
<description>Rating: -1.07 on 49 reviews, last by hour_man 697 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 16:45:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Knockoff Channel, DG, Prada, BUSTED!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77566</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 04:56:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Google the word &quot;Love&quot; and... (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77352</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 21 reviews, last by Whiplash 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 06:01:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>WOMEN: What they deserve and what they are good for</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77208</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 62 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:19:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No good deed goes unpunished</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77116</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 27 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 07:10:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sink or Swim / The World is Yours</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77063</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 68 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:57:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m a lot of things, but I am NOT an alter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76992</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 56 reviews, last by fluff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:30:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Hector!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76924</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 21 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 16:54:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Racial profiles and why I want them enforced!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76888</link>
<description>Rating: -1.30 on 33 reviews, last by BiGTiMe.NeRD 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:24:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nigger funeral</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76822</link>
<description>Rating: -1.41 on 85 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 458 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:17:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pathetic-izim</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76714</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 17 reviews, last by Ejryuu 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Oct 2005 20:05:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Biblical prophecy 1, the Mark of the Beast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76655</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 39 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 18:55:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Send an American Kamikaze to Gaza/Mecca!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76251</link>
<description>Rating: -0.85 on 39 reviews, last by yabbo 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Oct 2005 20:27:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I admire Suicide Bombers. By Fat Tony</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76213</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 84 reviews, last by paulblakeford 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:55:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Me am Smart!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76090</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 65 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:33:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DON&#39;T DONATE TO THE RED CROSS! Why?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75979</link>
<description>Rating: -0.74 on 39 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 17:16:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You people make me sick. Really.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75710</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 55 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:34:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is it wrong to give a 13 year old boy mild porn?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75634</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 50 reviews, last by chgable 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:37:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The chaos cloud (the end of the world)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75493</link>
<description>Rating: -0.60 on 21 reviews, last by WookieSuave 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 05:08:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m sorry, sir...... sorry... ma&#39;am.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75416</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 36 reviews, last by Natsukau 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 05:33:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Caption Contest, no fat jokes and no penis jokes. (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75376</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 45 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 01:39:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fire bad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75139</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 37 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 15:49:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>NEW SEASON OF SURVIVOR! Swamp nigger style!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75079</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 43 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 20:29:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I think Batman is gay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74929</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 46 reviews, last by Choppa 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 19:51:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Public transportation low life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74892</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 28 reviews, last by ilikesteak 551 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 01:29:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I GOT A MOTOTCYCLE! (vroom vroom)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74843</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 36 reviews, last by FATMANTPK 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Sep 2005 17:04:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Deep, deeeep down...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74760</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 53 reviews, last by Whiplash 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 16:05:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Bank Levy &amp; divorce.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74700</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 72 reviews, last by Phate 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Sep 2005 15:58:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In God we trust</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74645</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 47 reviews, last by Rookie 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 17:17:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Houston..... you got a problem.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74539</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 64 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Sep 2005 19:15:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Talking some twat out of abortion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74529</link>
<description>Rating: -0.98 on 187 reviews, last by TheSunGod 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Sep 2005 07:20:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loren1 said we should torture children. And I am the bad one.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74253</link>
<description>Rating: -0.54 on 37 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:15:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More people should beat their children, like I do.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74121</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 116 reviews, last by Ingsoc 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:51:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This guy mouths off to my wife. He is still alive.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73981</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 93 reviews, last by kai070169 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 17:57:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Salam alegim</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73946</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 33 reviews, last by pizdets 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 05:57:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gay people can actually be nice.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73719</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 133 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 05:48:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A slice of strange pie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73645</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 39 reviews, last by Darth_Adwain 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:21:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Give me a ride home? I&#39;ll pay you, OK? Fuck you then, you are FIRED! Ok, I live at......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73477</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 48 reviews, last by RamJetMax 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 23:54:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks for the detailed instructions, BK! (photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73272</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 15:42:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Courtney Love &amp; Satan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73208</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 39 reviews, last by Maddog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 16:50:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ugliness I&#39;ve been hiding (no, not a camwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73166</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 41 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 20:40:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I can&#39;t go into Mexico, fucking sons a bitches.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73114</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 24 reviews, last by nrduncan 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 07:52:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attitude is king</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72874</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 54 reviews, last by precision 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 04:52:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>JetSki rentals and a smartass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72687</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 23 reviews, last by Shroom 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 04:56:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I ain&#39;t sayin shes a gold digger, but she ain&#39;t messing with no broke broke</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72637</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 29 reviews, last by cuberat 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Aug 2005 03:40:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rafael Palmeiro, 500 Homers, 3000 hits, Viagra user, LIAR!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72339</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 21 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2005 00:33:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Disney &amp; Niggers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72111</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 57 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 06:09:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You need to shit on people every now &amp; then. Show them their place.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71886</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 35 reviews, last by domenad 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 05:41:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rejoicing when your enimy is suffering.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71803</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 35 reviews, last by jeveuxgagner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 04:39:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck EVERYBODY #5</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71492</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 45 reviews, last by Shroom 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 06:58:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The hundred dollar bill</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71396</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 22 reviews, last by NotSteve 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 04:01:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Testosterone injections goooood (a public service announcement from Fat Tony)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71302</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 23 reviews, last by TimmBuck2 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 06:52:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck EVERYBODY #4 (not racist dammit)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71187</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 31 reviews, last by Shroom 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 22:30:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck EVERYBODY #3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70951</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 20 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 06:31:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck EVERYBODY! #2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70820</link>
<description>Rating: -0.46 on 25 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 01:50:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fags and my new show, &quot;Fuck Everybody!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70639</link>
<description>Rating: -0.48 on 214 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 05:04:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fags and my new show, &quot;Fuck Everybody!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70638</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Spooner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 05:04:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>County Hospital and a prayer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70208</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 35 reviews, last by Calios 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 06:47:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>County Hospital and a prayer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70207</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by fried-green-potatoes 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 06:46:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Africa, fuck global warming, fuck G8 &amp; live 8</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70046</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 68 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 16:17:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Woman sells forehead on ebay for 10K</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69984</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 38 reviews, last by TheSpook 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jul 2005 18:37:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Equal pay without equal work. Fucking women.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69876</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 109 reviews, last by BobLobla 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Jul 2005 21:08:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 &amp; 20  Hold&#39;em</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69652</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 26 reviews, last by BillsSBChamps 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 06:39:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubastar!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69513</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 32 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:29:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Emergency at Kripsy Kreme&#39;s</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69387</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 33 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 06:23:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That&#39;s a strong bitch!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69307</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 26 reviews, last by cuberat 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 05:56:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My retirement from Uber.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69225</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 54 reviews, last by Rookie 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:05:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This nigger calls me......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69111</link>
<description>Rating: -0.89 on 60 reviews, last by Innocent23 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 06:37:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Father&#39;s Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68879</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 13 reviews, last by WookieSuave 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 22:25:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sometimes good deeds pay off (with SFW photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68782</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 24 reviews, last by Ejryuu 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:41:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Video link (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68557</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 12 reviews, last by Mario 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 05:44:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Senate to apologize</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68416</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 15 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:30:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When the maid talks back</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68353</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 50 reviews, last by Xcuses 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 09:25:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Computer / Electronics geeks click here (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68158</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 40 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Jun 2005 17:37:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vagina with teeth?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68036</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 47 reviews, last by Loren1 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Jun 2005 16:24:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What would you look like if you was on South Park</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67650</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 28 reviews, last by d_prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 02:29:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Waiting at the mall, I noticed something..... (SFW photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67566</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 33 reviews, last by BranDo 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jun 2005 07:22:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>4 tell tale signs Mexicans are working for you (SFW photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67474</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 31 reviews, last by malaknajla 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 03:34:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beyond happy (SFW photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67241</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 26 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 05:37:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Name my tiny new puppy (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67118</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 54 reviews, last by Draqus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 00:28:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Name my tiny new puppy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67116</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 10 reviews, last by yermom 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 00:25:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aye hayv seeeeeen&#39;d</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66992</link>
<description>Rating: -0.95 on 22 reviews, last by Tigre 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 17:34:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>NSFW Loren1 Road Trip w/Photos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66674</link>
<description>Rating: -0.41 on 45 reviews, last by Whiplash 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 21:24:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loren1 Road Trip w/Photos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66671</link>
<description>Rating: -1.35 on 19 reviews, last by Didier 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 20:50:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>George Lucas is a pussy! Revenge of the Shit review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66666</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 30 reviews, last by LongestPants 517 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 19:15:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks for not calling my bluff.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66504</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 41 reviews, last by lessthanfour 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 22:20:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re not a princess. YOU ARE A BITCH!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66329</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 45 reviews, last by Icedragon 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 17:34:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Friday the 13th! I can&#39;t believe some of my people didn&#39;t come to work today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66248</link>
<description>Rating: -0.45 on 33 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 18:45:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Restaurant woes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66212</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 30 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 05:11:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>F (Fat Tony camwhore, me and my dad)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65976</link>
<description>Rating: -1.24 on 28 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2005 22:22:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>F (Fat Tony camwhore, me and my dad)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65975</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2005 22:21:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Muthafuckers day (a polished repost)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65908</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 12 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 May 2005 19:57:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tone-Aid drugstore update.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65736</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 27 reviews, last by Ejryuu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 May 2005 21:50:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only white boys do this.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65651</link>
<description>Rating: -0.01 on 40 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2005 17:14:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My prick grew about an inch!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65454</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 45 reviews, last by taurusfh 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 May 2005 19:59:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No credit! Don&#39;t ask! Not even a quarter!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65177</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 33 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 17:50:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When fags wrassel (with pic)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65067</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 38 reviews, last by maiorano84 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 16:52:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Catholics are weirdos (with photo)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64837</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 100 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 18:07:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Doing the right thing can bite you in the ass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64589</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 42 reviews, last by mrwolf 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 20:52:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where I spent the weekend: Number of people who are happy -------------&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64506</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 71 reviews, last by Wazza 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:15:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Act like you are the man, and nobody will question you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64339</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 57 reviews, last by Chillax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 07:02:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My electricity biatch!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64235</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 24 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 21:10:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breast feeding at Starbucks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64139</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 34 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 16:47:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I kissed the sky, I talked to the Wizard of Oz, what year is this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64073</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 18 reviews, last by entropy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 16:52:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My fix for increasing sports contracts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64006</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by mxc_jwebber 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 21:25:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When demons whisper</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63843</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 34 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 19:26:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Peter Jennings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63729</link>
<description>Rating: -0.19 on 19 reviews, last by mxc_jwebber 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 16:51:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Black actors in nigger roles. Nigger actors in black roles.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63563</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 61 reviews, last by gigolo_spic 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2005 16:47:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The guy code.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63483</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 48 reviews, last by PrissyB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2005 17:24:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I&#39;d never hire a woman.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63216</link>
<description>Rating: -0.52 on 122 reviews, last by SammySam 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 20:10:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HIM Heartagram evil? Inverted pentagram is about love dude!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63026</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 145 reviews, last by E.A.D. 109 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:19:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pray for the Pope? Why?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62973</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 45 reviews, last by PrissyB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:12:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We can make MILLIONS! Want to be my partner?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62883</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 25 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:07:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bad parent skilz?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62869</link>
<description>Rating: 0.24 on 50 reviews, last by AlexorGM 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:12:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can&#39;t.... stay.... away.......screw it. I&#39;m back.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62790</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 60 reviews, last by ZainBrandow 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 06:06:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>30 days Uber free: Possible retirement?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62361</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:08:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Adultery: A story I was proud of until a confession.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62313</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 61 reviews, last by TimeCop 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 20:33:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Use a duche! (photo, SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62281</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 27 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 22:23:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It puts the lotion in the basket ( a video link)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62220</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 29 reviews, last by precision 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 17:44:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Robert Blake, Scott Peterson &amp; OJ Simpson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62154</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 37 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:35:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>strwbryfanatic Camwhore (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62002</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 24 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 01:22:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Disabled Parking Perks (with auto camwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61981</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 107 reviews, last by lordofduct 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:22:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(2) Rape: A story I&#39;m not proud of.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61888</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 133 reviews, last by Wildman 694 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:12:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rape: A story I&#39;m not proud of.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61825</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 88 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 08:14:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pro-SUV statements, by an SUV owner</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61776</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 39 reviews, last by snackdrag 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 06:50:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FREAK POST FRIDAY! (pic)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61738</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 38 reviews, last by Joemama 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 17:19:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Not a poll, I just need advice.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61661</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 35 reviews, last by Maddog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 17:01:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Feed him once, and he&#39;ll always come back.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 29 reviews, last by Freight_Train 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Mar 2005 19:02:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Notes from a fat man, or quite your sniffling heavywieghts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61485</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 102 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Mar 2005 17:45:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dirty golf pic? (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61397</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 30 reviews, last by ih8u2man 514 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Mar 2005 17:45:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dog behavior, need help. Please?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61318</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 39 reviews, last by stardamage 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Mar 2005 05:11:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There&#39;s a tear in my marinara</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61213</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 46 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Mar 2005 18:31:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wiping your ass with a Koosh ball</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61118</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 20 reviews, last by Joemama 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 17:00:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fat Tony&#39;s guide to Taking Advantage of Company Policy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61035</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 38 reviews, last by Huber_the_Nose 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 17:34:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Taking advantage of company policy #2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60928</link>
<description>Rating: -0.72 on 24 reviews, last by G-prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 17:54:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Taking advantage of company policy #1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60833</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 28 reviews, last by stardamage 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:36:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I spent two days at Disneyland &amp; it didn&#39;t cost me a DIME!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60779</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 28 reviews, last by Loren1 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 02:46:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m going to Disneyland!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60517</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 45 reviews, last by ChesterTheJester 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 18:40:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ungrateful Neighbor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60428</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 26 reviews, last by lessthanfour 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 20:00:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re stealing the Equal! Stop! (why a drive thru monkey got fired)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60303</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 40 reviews, last by darkwulffe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 18:26:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Two heads are better then one.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60150</link>
<description>Rating: -0.32 on 18 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 20:52:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Remove my hat? You&#39;ve got to be kidding!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60117</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 50 reviews, last by urbaneruralite 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 03:38:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Strip Club Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60006</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 23 reviews, last by boringwhiteboy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:26:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Parking for compact cars only</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59889</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 28 reviews, last by MisterOCD 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:29:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>War IS the answer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59685</link>
<description>Rating: -0.35 on 71 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:24:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Farting on an escalator</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59559</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by Ltap 144 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 17:42:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Today is Steak &amp; BJ DAY!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59334</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 24 reviews, last by congo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:45:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Support our troops? WTF!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59232</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 24 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2005 18:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Frugal Frenchman (Frog Hate Post Wednesday)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59123</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 42 reviews, last by urbaneruralite 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Feb 2005 17:16:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lauren1 is a miserable cunt who deserves to taste the back of my hand.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58909</link>
<description>Rating: -0.76 on 107 reviews, last by FatTony 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2005 18:12:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kill that fucking cigarette! (fast food adventures)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58811</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 42 reviews, last by lush 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Feb 2005 21:33:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Final message</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58581</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 38 reviews, last by FatTony 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Feb 2005 03:23:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>June is Gay History Month. Why?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58524</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 31 reviews, last by ChesterTheJester 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Feb 2005 18:19:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Black History Month   Why do they need a history month?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58435</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 97 reviews, last by podium 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Feb 2005 20:02:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My peace offering for Carol Richards</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58373</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 26 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Feb 2005 00:44:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women. The weaker sex. How to control them.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58137</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 323 reviews, last by Axolotl 712 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:38:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Men who are pussy whipped (abuse your woman and she&#39;ll respect you)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58073</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 75 reviews, last by golddustwoman009 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 03:42:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Starbucks = revenge on the wife!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58005</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 33 reviews, last by jlb392 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:13:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberGlutes:  Sexy &amp; Perfect ass!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57915</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 28 reviews, last by boringwhiteboy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 03:59:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like father, like son (yay Jews!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57821</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 30 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 05:31:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tales from the Gym (why I yelled at a very hot woman)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57697</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 28 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:18:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Johnny Carson is dead. Who do you think will give a better tribute? Leno or Letterman?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57497</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 17 reviews, last by rad1101 514 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:18:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Port-O-Crapper incident X</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 15 reviews, last by TheOnlyFactor 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2005 07:38:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore! Me &amp; my guitar</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57352</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 30 reviews, last by Soley_Trinity 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 18:21:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What do you want to be when you grow up, Mohammad?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57247</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 22 reviews, last by beer-turtle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:49:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ambiguously Gay post Wednesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57144</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by Tigre 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:53:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Want to help arrest a police officer on drug charges?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57069</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 22 reviews, last by Mario 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:33:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nigger Joe post Monday! (in honor of Dr. King&#39;s birthday)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56960</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 15 reviews, last by podium 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:38:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, we&#39;re free at last! (my problem with this speech)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56956</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 7 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:21:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Revenge is a dish best served piping hot.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56880</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 48 reviews, last by FatTony 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2005 20:54:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Matt Leinart: Worlds biggest dumbass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56842</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 18 reviews, last by Huber_the_Nose 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:28:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>February 11th, Steak &amp; BJ Day!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 35 reviews, last by LuckyGuyLikeMe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
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<title>Major League Baseball announces anti-steroid policy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.65 on 30 reviews, last by FatTony 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2005 17:38:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anorexic Post Wednesday (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 57 reviews, last by DifferentTrains 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2005 19:23:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grocery store adventures</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 20:26:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tiger Woods is not an athlete &amp; golf is not a sport.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.61 on 33 reviews, last by FatTony 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 19:23:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I wish the guy behind me ordered fries. Bastard!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 30 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Jan 2005 03:56:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kobe donated $1000.00 per point to tsunami victims. Woop de fucking do!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 57 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:37:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is why I hate to fly (Fat Tony vs. Stewardess)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 19 reviews, last by Loren1 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jan 2005 19:09:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When the garbage man wont take your garbage</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 35 reviews, last by beer-turtle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Jan 2005 17:29:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re not supposed to wear makeup at the gym</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 37 reviews, last by beer-turtle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jan 2005 19:15:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photo: Favorite actor, favorite expression.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 18 reviews, last by hungovermondays 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 22:23:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When a kid says &quot;I&#39;m cold&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 25 reviews, last by Freight_Train 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:34:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>People in Argentina heen your help!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55616</link>
<description>Rating: -0.59 on 19 reviews, last by beer-turtle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 19:37:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t donate shit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55504</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 98 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:04:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alex V</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55407</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 14 reviews, last by Freight_Train 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2004 18:17:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ever go to wheresgeorge.com?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55316</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 7 reviews, last by kochier 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 06:43:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can&#39;t wait to throw out the tree and a camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55276</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 28 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 22:13:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55223</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 46 reviews, last by MaximusPadus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2004 19:52:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shitty Christmas card and letter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55153</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 26 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 17:51:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking PayPal!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54993</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 43 reviews, last by Tigre 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 02:09:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The greatest thing I&#39;ve ever done.....IV</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54840</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 17 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 06:23:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do you enjoy your erections? If yes, don&#39;t click (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54743</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 28 reviews, last by maiorano84 453 days ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 05:40:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Confessions of a post whore. A FREE post whore!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 24 reviews, last by Freight_Train 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fat Tony</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 