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<title>G-Fest &#39;08 --- OR ---  Ten Tiny True Tales of Terror</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/119047</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 18 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 419 days ago</description>
<author>Jack_McCallum&#39;s Cat</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:23:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Liar liar - Indiana Jed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112832</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 11 reviews, last by FlakMonkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>haha dumb Twin Assholes, welcome back Barry</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:28:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scourge and MudWhistle can lick my taint</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112699</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 93 reviews, last by bombsgoboom80 150 days ago</description>
<author>haha dumb Twin Assholes, welcome back Barry</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:56:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Life of an Uber Succubus or Holy Fucking Christ  Am I an Asshole Round 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112413</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 97 reviews, last by JonnyX 24 days ago</description>
<author>Twin Assholes</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:13:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Song to Story Challenge</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110431</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 31 reviews, last by rorrim 642 days ago</description>
<author>.</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:17:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>save your breath</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109728</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 8 reviews, last by DirtyHarry 2 years ago</description>
<author>someone who is laughing at you</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:37:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SUPA WRAP UP - WlNNER ANNOUNCED INSIDE!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100908</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 44 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>William Shakespeare</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:06:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADD - to whom it may concern,</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99497</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 48 reviews, last by AshK 2 years ago</description>
<author>not scourge or his shitty alter.  just a concerned citizen.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 01:14:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MARRY ME JACK MCCALLUM, l LOVE YOU</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98586</link>
<description>Rating: -1.37 on 11 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>jack mccallum is a sex god</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Feb 2007 23:35:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>har har rabbit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94121</link>
<description>Rating: -1.61 on 18 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago</description>
<author>merry ju wanna</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Oct 2006 15:31:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate cats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94010</link>
<description>Rating: -1.77 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>merry ju wanna</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Oct 2006 04:03:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>His face went soft</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93315</link>
<description>Rating: -1.37 on 12 reviews, last by matnotharry 3 years ago</description>
<author>merry ju wanna</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:02:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to get rid of jehova&#39;s witnesses</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92870</link>
<description>Rating: -0.72 on 38 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 17:41:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kids, gotta love &#39;em</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92787</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 24 reviews, last by Sphagnum 3 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Sep 2006 00:59:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>old name, new user</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92623</link>
<description>Rating: -0.96 on 23 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Sep 2006 18:13:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>like a phoenix rising from the ashes...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89396</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 7 reviews, last by skrapmetal 3 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:36:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Haunted California</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87786</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 4 reviews, last by Wildman 3 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 08:21:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I was a culturally intolerant 10-year-old</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81324</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 20 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:54:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello Polar Bear, Goodbye Lunch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81151</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 14 reviews, last by Nellypaal 3 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2005 13:10:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Try this</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39872</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by Epitome 5 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 04:37:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Memorial Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34471</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 8 reviews, last by Jaineix 5 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 22:11:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The New, Convenient, al-Qaeda Terrorist &quot;Hijack-Pack&quot;!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34337</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 8 reviews, last by vex 5 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 13:47:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The rise and fall of the arcades</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32777</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 8 reviews, last by Fixer 5 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 18:36:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberSpite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31362</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 26 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:09:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>alcohol, porn, drugs, women, gays, marriage, murder, kill bill, and waterslides</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31296</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 12 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2004 16:10:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fucking fat bastards!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31250</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 6 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2004 16:25:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lick my nutz! (try to determine if this is SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31046</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 22 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 18:19:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wheeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!  OOOhhhhhhrrrrrroooooooo!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30978</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 14 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:28:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>flink</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21167</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 26 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2003 04:57:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>good riddance bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18525</link>
<description>Rating: -0.92 on 20 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2003 02:29:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>you are all sheep</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18470</link>
<description>Rating: -1.15 on 45 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2003 05:04:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>bush is a faggot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18399</link>
<description>Rating: -1.68 on 20 reviews, last by ess2s2 6 years ago</description>
<author>  FlakMonkey</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2003 05:48:30 -0000</pubDate>
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