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[General] That bonus level must fucking rule   (Rating: 1.87 on 8 reviews, last by BobLobla 3 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2006-07-05 20:08:27 EDT
[Graphics] Oh the places you'll go, oh the people you'll meet...   (Rating: 1.77 on 14 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-08-19 15:24:53 EDT
[Politics] What the fuck is so special about Maryland?   (Rating: 0.92 on 17 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-08-02 13:55:50 EDT
[None] Another “I hate to sound racist” story   (Rating: 0.83 on 6 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-07-22 18:25:14 EDT
[Movies & TV] Kids, today's letters are brought to you by the letters "S" "P" and "T"   (Rating: 0 on 11 reviews, last by strider 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-07-21 15:02:39 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] my love of U-Haul grows every day, like a tumor   (Rating: 1.5 on 4 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-07-12 16:54:58 EDT
[None] The BEST DAY EVAR!!!   (Rating: -1.67 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-06-22 16:33:24 EDT
[Graphics] 8 yr. old CAMWHORE   (Rating: 0.18 on 18 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-05-13 09:31:57 EDT
[None] Every Pretentious Cocksucker at Pitchfork Media Can Lick My Scrotum Clean   (Rating: 0.67 on 4 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-05-04 00:13:42 EDT
[Graphics] Email FWD #2 from my NSFW Dad   (Rating: 1.77 on 22 reviews, last by Ivy 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-04-12 13:33:04 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Personal Ads from my house (probably NSFW)   (Rating: 1.56 on 22 reviews, last by ess-arr 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-27 15:22:34 EST
[Graphics] You know, I agree with the Red Lake, MN High School Shooter   (Rating: 0.94 on 31 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-24 16:06:01 EST
[None] Google Research: CarolRichards.   (Rating: -0.23 on 17 reviews, last by ThineJericho 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-22 12:28:48 EST
[Politics] Abortion and the Feeding Tube: It's everyone's choice, dumbass   (Rating: 0.65 on 34 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-17 11:38:14 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Shaun Goes Mad (Pt. 2) - 'A Bun in the Oven"   (Rating: 1.4 on 7 reviews, last by Ducky 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-11 16:09:34 EST
[Graphics] Run over my foot, will you bitch?   (Rating: 1.82 on 43 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-07 13:46:15 EST
[Quotes & Stories] The Flying Carton of Piss   (Rating: 1.47 on 17 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-04 12:30:51 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Shaun Goes Mad (pt. 1)   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by Ducky 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-02 22:49:49 EST
[Humor] Go ninja, GO!   (Rating: 1.58 on 14 reviews, last by quack 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-25 13:13:00 EST
[None] Camwhore at The Gates of Babylon   (Rating: -0.4 on 12 reviews, last by Saxon 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-20 14:02:35 EST
[None] GOOO Joe!   (Rating: 0.67 on 10 reviews, last by pen_name 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-18 13:27:13 EST
[General] The Metro train to Branch Ave. and Black Shamu   (Rating: 1.44 on 15 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-17 10:06:19 EST
[Humor] One Sqaure Meal   (Rating: 1.31 on 14 reviews, last by DanielH 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-15 13:19:26 EST
[Graphics] Photoshop Numero 5 - Lunchtime For Rover   (Rating: 0.67 on 6 reviews, last by ess-arr 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-14 20:34:08 EST
[None] ANSWER to Is marijuana physically addictive?   (Rating: 1.5 on 12 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-13 23:45:38 EST
[Humor] Man of the Year Awards (slightly NSFW)   (Rating: 1.71 on 25 reviews, last by Ivy 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-11 09:24:08 EST
[Graphics] I Will McDominate You   (Rating: 1.78 on 21 reviews, last by Kraven 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-10 09:01:20 EST
[General] Will i get my ass kicked or what?   (Rating: 0.5 on 18 reviews, last by BillsSBChamps 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-09 13:39:32 EST
[None] The Woes of Homeless Guy Mac - Tips for Happiness #1   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-09 11:07:07 EST
[Dumb Jobs] Take your $1 bill and shove it up your ass   (Rating: 1.15 on 22 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-08 15:27:18 EST
[Sound & Music] An open letter to Cake   (Rating: 0.17 on 7 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-07 10:08:16 EST
[Sound & Music] Here's your chance - name my band and give me song ideas, and you might get a royalty check or two   (Rating: 0.29 on 49 reviews, last by funk_boy 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-03 12:04:25 EST
[None] What is this, retard Thursday?   (Rating: -0.5 on 14 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-03 09:28:33 EST
[Humor] Seriously, You Can't Touch This   (Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-02-01 09:18:12 EST
[None] Blah blah blah, wisdom tooth hell (A How-to)   (Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Vomit 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-01-31 13:15:46 EST
[None] My first trip to the massage parlor (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.82 on 11 reviews, last by Faithless_Whisper 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-01-28 11:06:32 EST
[None] What I am giving up for lent...   (Rating: 0 on 6 reviews, last by jgreening 4 years ago)
Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-01-27 12:43:38 EST
[None] If one more of my coworkers tell me how they’re getting “SOOOOO FAT!” [after this piece of chocolate], my penis might fall off   (Rating: 1.18 on 11 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago)
Submitted by <dumbass10137.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-27 11:12:46 EST
[None] FOR MEN: [3] ways to “come” to a climax (totally safe for work!!!)   (Rating: 1.14 on 15 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by <dumbass10137.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-27 08:57:09 EST



Everything you ever wanted to know about HZRD

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Registered on or around: 2005-01-26 14:27:11 EST
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Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)