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<title>What the fuck is so special about Maryland?</title>
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<title>Another "I hate to sound racist" story</title>
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<title>my love of U-Haul grows every day, like a tumor</title>
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<title>The BEST DAY EVAR!!!</title>
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<title>8 yr. old CAMWHORE</title>
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<title>Every Pretentious Cocksucker at Pitchfork Media Can Lick My Scrotum Clean</title>
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<title>Email FWD #2  from my NSFW Dad</title>
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<title>Personal Ads from my house (probably NSFW)</title>
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<title>You know, I agree with the Red Lake, MN High School Shooter</title>
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<title>Google Research: CarolRichards.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.23 on 17 reviews, last by ThineJericho 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Abortion and the Feeding Tube: It&#39;s everyone&#39;s choice, dumbass</title>
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<title>Shaun Goes Mad (Pt. 2) - &#39;A Bun in the Oven&quot;</title>
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<title>Run over my foot, will you bitch?</title>
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<title>The Flying Carton of Piss</title>
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<title>Shaun Goes Mad (pt. 1)</title>
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<title>Go ninja, GO!</title>
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<title>Camwhore at The Gates of Babylon</title>
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<title>GOOO Joe!</title>
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<title>The Metro train to Branch Ave. and Black Shamu</title>
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<title>One Sqaure Meal</title>
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<title>Photoshop Numero 5 - Lunchtime For Rover</title>
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<title>ANSWER to Is marijuana physically addictive?</title>
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<title>Man of the Year Awards (slightly NSFW)</title>
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<title>I Will McDominate You</title>
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<title>Will i get my ass kicked or what?</title>
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<title>The Woes of Homeless Guy Mac - Tips for Happiness #1</title>
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<title>An open letter to Cake</title>
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<title>What is this, retard Thursday?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 14 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Seriously, You Can&#39;t Touch This</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>HZRD</author>
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<title>Blah blah blah, wisdom tooth hell (A How-to)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Vomit 4 years ago</description>
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<title>What I am giving up for lent...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 11 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 15 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
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