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<title>Have you ever been tear gassed?</title>
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<title>7 Day Notice</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.72 on 99 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 228 days ago</description>
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<title>Gone Strange</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 66 reviews, last by Bubba2341 234 days ago</description>
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<title>Give me what I want and I&#39;ll go away...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.28 on 55 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 226 days ago</description>
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<title>Ask the 8-Ball!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.57 on 10 reviews, last by scourge 242 days ago</description>
<author>Jack_McCallum</author>
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<title>Go outside and take a picture...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.16 on 36 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 242 days ago</description>
<author>Jack_McCallum</author>
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<title>FUCK Ubersite!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.19 on 60 reviews, last by RoadSong 244 days ago</description>
<author>Jack_McCallum</author>
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<title>Listen, you dumb fuckers...</title>
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<author>Jack_McCallum</author>
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<title>Piper Cherokee Six (1 of 2)</title>
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<title>String Theory</title>
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<author>Jack_McCallum</author>
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<title>The Cost of Free Shit</title>
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<title>McCallum's Law</title>
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<title>This is a joke, right?</title>
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<title>My Chair Smells like Unclean Ass</title>
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<title>Is Obama  the President?</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Is the thumb a finger? Discuss.</title>
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<title>Obamiconservative Me!</title>
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<title>R.I.P. Asian Week Magazine</title>
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<title>Real People Ruined the Internet</title>
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<title>Haiku News for December 26th, 2008</title>
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<title>5 Random Things, Christmas Eve Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 36 reviews, last by loki 325 days ago</description>
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<title>Say it with photoshop.</title>
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<title>Zippers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 18 reviews, last by FilledwithHate 337 days ago</description>
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<title>SPC/SWE: Things &#39;n&#39; Stuff</title>
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<title>Ubermas '08: Christmas Coup d'&#233;tat</title>
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<title>RIP Uncle Forry</title>
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<title>Haiku News for December 4, 2008</title>
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<title>Ubercontest: Which one is Sage?</title>
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<title>Ubercontest: Which one is Sage?</title>
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<title>RIP: The Shield 2002 - 2008</title>
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<title>Yes, I am a racist!</title>
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<title>Yes, I am a racist!</title>
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<title>WARNlNG: OATHY, THlS COULD BE YOU!</title>
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<title>SPT: The Mathematics of Uber</title>
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<title>lNSTANT BRET-SELLER!!!</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Shatner/Lee Incident (2 of 2)</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Cinnabar (1 of 3)</title>
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<title>Bubba, you can kiss my ass...</title>
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<title>Request: Most remote/rugged parts of the USA?</title>
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<title>Excuse, me... raging fire?</title>
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<title>I am going to blow up the White House, the NYSE, and the Golden Gate Bridge.</title>
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<title>10 Random Things...</title>
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<title>Attn: Senior Shoppers!</title>
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<title>Jesse Jackson&#39;s Thoughts on Election Night</title>
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<title>Two Score and then some.</title>
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<title>President Obama Predictions Post</title>
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<title>The Jack Lantern</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.37 on 9 reviews, last by Merlina 389 days ago</description>
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<title>So wrong and so right.</title>
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<title>Are Oreo consumption preferences and their potential influence on the vote worth a study?</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.22 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 395 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Adios, alters.</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>IRONDICK: Cheney Heart Upgrade 2.0</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.34 on 39 reviews, last by Bubba2341 386 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.38 on 37 reviews, last by Bubba2341 386 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Big Dog: Freaky</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 58 reviews, last by Bubba2341 386 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>America the Prudish</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.52 on 36 reviews, last by no1hasdis 386 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Oh Shit, I'm Gay!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.51 on 45 reviews, last by Bubba2341 386 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>McCunt (or, John McCain Should be Dead)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.17 on 90 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 407 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The future is often creepy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 62 reviews, last by Bubba2341 386 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Afghanistan: In Good Hands</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 17 reviews, last by Wildman 413 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Tonight&#39;s the night!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.27 on 70 reviews, last by Anansie 412 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Fuck the Fed Bailout</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.01 on 116 reviews, last by greEn_uGly 414 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>You sad, stupid fucks...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 199 reviews, last by myshit 414 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>'08 Grueberfest Round One: The Blizzard</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.69 on 58 reviews, last by myshit 407 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:09:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GF08 24H FlashExpo - War Of The Unseen</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 20 reviews, last by weather 423 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:56:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Today is Alzheimer&#39;s Day</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 24 reviews, last by Crystle 425 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Yodat is Word Hemispheres DAy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118861</link>
<description>Rating: -1.75 on 8 reviews, last by sandmantate 426 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Todsy is World Alzheimer Dy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 7 reviews, last by Gyro_Gearloose 426 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Today is Wprld Alzheimer&#39;s Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118859</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 6 reviews, last by no1hasdis 425 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:41:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Today is World Alzheimer&#39;s Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118858</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 12 reviews, last by no1hasdis 425 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:24:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GrueberFest &#39;08 FLASHEXPO: &quot;Dancing With Thanatos&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118844</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 103 reviews, last by scourge 426 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>SPT: Obama Speaks to the People</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118820</link>
<description>Rating: -0.78 on 86 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 416 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:35:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Announcing GRUEBERFEST 2008!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118786</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 235 reviews, last by Desz 426 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:07:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118756</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 49 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:56:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>dan tangel Fatally Raped by Elephant</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118742</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 19 reviews, last by no1hasdis 415 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>What I Did This Summer</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.18 on 43 reviews, last by Method 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bluebird</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 51 reviews, last by kaos-king 434 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bisexuals really piss me off.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.79 on 100 reviews, last by Shlongy 434 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>LOL @ Keith Obamamann</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 97 reviews, last by Fartman 431 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Equality of the Sexes? Not on Obama's Watch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118515</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 91 reviews, last by FilledwithHate 438 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Sep 2008 20:22:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Babes of Code Pink!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118487</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 168 reviews, last by sage104 436 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Sep 2008 22:23:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Young Smith: Matriarchy (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118461</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 22 reviews, last by RoadSong 324 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Sep 2008 21:36:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Michelle and Barack at Home</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118431</link>
<description>Rating: -1.07 on 60 reviews, last by beeltea 443 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Sep 2008 19:57:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1st VILF!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118380</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 170 reviews, last by kaos-king 442 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:24:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America's Next President: Predictions Post</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 60 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 444 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:20:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Day of the Flying Negroes </title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 30 reviews, last by kaos-king 442 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:31:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>California Banking</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118305</link>
<description>Rating: -0.01 on 48 reviews, last by phuchuebuddy 436 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Uber-Lytton Fiction: Manroot Risen (excerpt)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118259</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 24 reviews, last by kaos-king 453 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:24:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Schlitzfaced : Celebrating the return of Schlitz Beer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118176</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 57 reviews, last by JonnyX 216 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Photoshop dump for week of August 15th, 2008</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118153</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 22 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 459 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:42:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Happiest Day Of My Life Ends Horribly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118134</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 52 reviews, last by bob 461 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:26:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck China!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118112</link>
<description>Rating: -0.13 on 92 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:34:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shaved head? Fuck off. (Or, Shlongy as a Role Model? Christ!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118090</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 120 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Found Fresh</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118071</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by morello 464 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:38:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do I have a hair fetish?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118047</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 86 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 290 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Photoshop dump for week of August 8th, 2008</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118024</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 16 reviews, last by haikumikoo 469 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 22:15:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Conversionaires</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117974</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 29 reviews, last by Susie_Derkins 470 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2008 21:12:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sylvie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117943</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 38 reviews, last by X54 470 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Aug 2008 20:38:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Faggots don't know how to eat pizza</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117913</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 106 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2008 20:49:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Schwarzenegger Kicks Fiscal Ass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117897</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 113 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 475 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:38:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Observations on the train...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117808</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 62 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:45:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More temporary ATM conversions...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117792</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 52 reviews, last by haikumikoo 425 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:38:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TKOB NOTB (or, Horse87 at work)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 351 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 449 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:31:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On the Rag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117755</link>
<description>Rating: -0.67 on 34 reviews, last by no1hasdis 485 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Sex, Drugs &amp; the National Debt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117742</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 53 reviews, last by Circe 486 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:04:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Dark KNight - Quick Review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117693</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 39 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 480 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:11:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Enduring Crime!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117673</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 10 reviews, last by gAGGLE 491 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:29:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The next best thing to a Zombie Apocalypse.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117641</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 43 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:24:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Obama - NO sense of humor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117614</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 44 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:25:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Gift for Obama</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.31 on 40 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:47:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If there is a poor white trash heaven...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.02 on 127 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>RIP Shopping List</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 45 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 501 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Obama &amp; OIl</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117505</link>
<description>Rating: -0.69 on 65 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>crundy  (Sci-fi)  Part 1 of 2 </title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 29 reviews, last by morello 503 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 22:58:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am NOT a serial killer...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.72 on 28 reviews, last by The-Armed-Samurai 508 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Liquid</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 34 reviews, last by sparkle_pink 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Supreme Court Justice Scalia Rocks, or 2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.15 on 76 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Threes</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.84 on 61 reviews, last by kaos-king 512 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:39:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SFPD VS ME ( or 'The Deballing of Jack McCallum')</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 289 reviews, last by RoadSong 328 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Are Americans really that fucking stupid?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117303</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 53 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:42:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apple Ipod Headphones Suck</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117288</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 64 reviews, last by JonnyX 509 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:45:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Calling all engineers!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117274</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 60 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 517 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:22:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Break out the guns...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 35 reviews, last by RoadSong 328 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>McCain + Endorsements = $$$ (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117174</link>
<description>Rating: -0.39 on 39 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:51:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Someone please kick George Lucas in the nuts.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 113 reviews, last by Doodles 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Do Gentlemen Still Exist?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 130 reviews, last by RoadSong 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Hierarchy of Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117040</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 193 reviews, last by Shlongy 101 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 21:03:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nowhere Drive</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117014</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 44 reviews, last by triangle_man 537 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Shatner/Lee Incident (1 of 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116998</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 104 reviews, last by no1hasdis 291 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 19:04:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Girl on the Train</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116966</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 112 reviews, last by matnotharry 540 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 20:40:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Five things that piss me off...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116951</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 42 reviews, last by SkullBiter 536 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 21:06:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I-III vs IV-VI</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116924</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 88 reviews, last by richardcranium 541 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 18:05:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I-III vs IV-VI</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116923</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 6 reviews, last by Garrik 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 18:02:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I-III vs IV-VI</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116922</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Garrik 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 17:59:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Satan Can't Dance.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116878</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 80 reviews, last by sage104 435 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:51:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coming soon to the Uber Multiplex...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116853</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 37 reviews, last by Bigmike 542 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 21:57:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Wonderful World of Sea Slugs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116835</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 34 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 549 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 22:29:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Classics Illustrated</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 55 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 550 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:33:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eating Shit: An Illustrated History (Part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116755</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 38 reviews, last by forthewin 552 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:14:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing happened here today...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116704</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 45 reviews, last by FilledwithHate 555 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 21:07:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am going to hell and you can too!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116674</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 36 reviews, last by TheUniter 557 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:16:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Porn or Art? (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116648</link>
<description>Rating: -0.02 on 33 reviews, last by X54 556 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Porn or Art? (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116647</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by HotWillie 557 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Porn or Art? (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116646</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 5 reviews, last by Garrik 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:36:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why don&#39;t you all just fuck off and </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116609</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 54 reviews, last by JonnyX 557 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 19:57:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>State of the Union Political Picture Commentary, May 08, 2008</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116579</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 22 reviews, last by JonnyX 557 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 22:16:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption Road (8) </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116541</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 31 reviews, last by thecaes 559 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 22:19:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So I finally watched Mongoloid Wars this weekend...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116509</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 33 reviews, last by HotWillie 563 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2008 22:16:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Movie Challenge</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 36 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 564 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 18:06:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Japan Saturday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116477</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Garrik 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 May 2008 21:04:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My First Fight: Canadian-style</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 47 reviews, last by haikumikoo 516 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:36:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goodbye Kiss</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116372</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 31 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 569 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:31:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Evening...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116346</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 28 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 571 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:05:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Google Earth Mystery Location #1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 18 reviews, last by Bubba2341 574 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:37:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is J.K. Rowling cunty or crafty?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116274</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 66 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 568 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:14:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What language barrier?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116190</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 137 reviews, last by lechuza 578 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:20:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place. </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 51 reviews, last by Snark 588 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:13:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116074</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 9 reviews, last by Yozz 590 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:07:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I received this in the mail today...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116039</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 43 reviews, last by pandora 590 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 01:42:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Charlton Heston  October 4, 1924 - April 5, 2008</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115972</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 48 reviews, last by RoadSong 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>5 Minute Post: I just pissed myself</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 20 reviews, last by sir_cowman 591 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Pregnant MAN, my ass!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 99 reviews, last by RyuFu 593 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Retard ID Cards: A Proposal</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 118 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 596 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Obama Porn Scandal?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 21 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 598 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>fuckpuppies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 22 reviews, last by phuchuebuddy 436 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:14:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cyclists</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115780</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 36 reviews, last by JonnyX 595 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>News Roundup, March 20, 2008</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 29 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 604 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Takin&#39; it to the streets...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 123 reviews, last by SmirkDog 597 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>KREWL (Chapter 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115570</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 31 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 613 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:25:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only in America...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 21 reviews, last by czwij 617 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:01:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only in America...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115525</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Garrik 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:58:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only in America...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115524</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Shlongy 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:58:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vote now: Best Canadian Film of all time?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115481</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 52 reviews, last by DrogoRoch 619 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:52:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Five Questions Friday:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115444</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 27 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 620 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Mar 2008 22:46:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada VS Mexico</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 27 reviews, last by cuberat 624 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>On Cheating</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 170 reviews, last by TheBrad 623 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Let's hear it HotWillie, you snaggle-toothed cocksucker, and all you other spineless bags of &#220;bershit!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115332</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 147 reviews, last by JustAnotherStudent 623 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Mar 2008 21:17:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubergrams: Cluck Clam Jam </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115261</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 38 reviews, last by HotWillie 628 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Internet and the Ignorance of Modern Youth</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115229</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 80 reviews, last by Shlongy 408 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Should We Ban Nipples in the Workplace?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115105</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 94 reviews, last by MyTeeOne 638 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:24:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Obama &amp; The Fainting Femmes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115057</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 36 reviews, last by Falafel 640 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:17:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Floating Palace (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115026</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by Nellypaal 638 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:08:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>____Head____</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114963</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 45 reviews, last by RestrictionsApply 324 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:51:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I had a gun, I'd start shooting Mexicans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114918</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 55 reviews, last by RoadSong 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:18:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well hell, since everyone else seems to be blogging this week...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114857</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 54 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 649 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Feb 2008 21:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And in a rare case of British ignorance... (+ I am a bastard!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114833</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 53 reviews, last by JonnyX 652 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 23:26:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayfield! (IV)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114812</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 27 reviews, last by Linus 653 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 23:48:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Odd dream...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114795</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 46 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 655 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 23:48:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>California: Still Freaky After All These Years (or, Goodbye Alcatraz, Hello... Peace Center?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114725</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 40 reviews, last by RoadSong 328 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2008 21:43:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are YOU Ready?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114705</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 70 reviews, last by loopdeloo 656 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:40:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why do men do this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114660</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 75 reviews, last by loopdeloo 656 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:13:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eating Rain</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114614</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 68 reviews, last by Wildman 657 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:23:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Curious...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114578</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 22 reviews, last by loopdeloo 656 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:16:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>cheapcam gallery (camwhore!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114511</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 89 reviews, last by RoadSong 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:04:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Be honest...how would you react to news like this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114419</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 69 reviews, last by skrapmetal 669 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:24:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Secret History of &#220;bersite, Vol. 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114363</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 121 reviews, last by NerfHerder 674 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:57:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>snowman thoughts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114285</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 16 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 676 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:09:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Damn, I guess I have to get my Office Assistant fixed.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114257</link>
<description>Rating: -0.64 on 21 reviews, last by Wildman 680 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:26:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh, fuck it then... Jacktales x 10 + camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114230</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 53 reviews, last by RoadSong 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:09:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I adopted a little boy...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114154</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 80 reviews, last by sadie73 682 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jan 2008 22:45:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Collection of Snapple Real Facts </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114037</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 78 reviews, last by Poots 685 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 23:40:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Year's Eve</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113999</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 17 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 688 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:15:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boxing Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113946</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 27 reviews, last by kaos-king 691 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:04:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa K</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113912</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 16 reviews, last by phuchuebuddy 434 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:38:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Second Coming</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113885</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 22 reviews, last by JoeyG 699 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:24:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shatner/Lennon Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113808</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by TheUniter 702 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:15:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hannah</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113787</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 39 reviews, last by jojo747 703 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:54:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy / Sad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113264</link>
<description>Rating: 0.01 on 35 reviews, last by Hilarity_Ensues 725 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:31:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shatner/West Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113200</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 29 reviews, last by Dexter-Brown 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:48:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chain Gang Cons Versus Ass Rippers from Outer Space (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113140</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 20 reviews, last by TheDoctor 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:35:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Resignation Letter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113108</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 79 reviews, last by loki 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:01:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chain Gang Cons vs Ass Rippers from Outer Space (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113066</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 32 reviews, last by orphelia 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:08:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think it is cool that Ebony magazine is willing to feature white people on the cover. Diversity rocks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112977</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 87 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 20:13:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Barry Bonds: Pissy Little Bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112918</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 53 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bad Water</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112875</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 86 reviews, last by mikethescottish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bad Water</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by beat_raven 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:15:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaawwwwwwww!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112839</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 49 reviews, last by shadow 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Sword of Gthnackt: The Blasted Lands Saga (I)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112801</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 20 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Commentary: California Fires</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112746</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 23 reviews, last by Wildman 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A list of Ubersiters I&#39;d Spend Time With In Real Life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112736</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 49 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:24:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdouchebag of the Year - Vote Now!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112664</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 176 reviews, last by Nellypaal 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:54:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>help needed</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.28 on 10 reviews, last by steph 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Special Olympics Post Wednesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112543</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 46 reviews, last by pillowcase 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Deaf VS Blind: My Score Card</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 39 reviews, last by pillowcase 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>KBLAMfest* '07</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 68 reviews, last by cuberat 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 20:24:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Enough is enough!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112338</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 55 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 21:48:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GRUEBERFEST &#39;07: Under the Skin (Warning, this one is long)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112254</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 40 reviews, last by supadupapupa 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 23:06:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Waiting (previously posted on pulsehead)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112083</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 23 reviews, last by zwerg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>WLSE* Jack McCallum Does Ghola.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112043</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 29 reviews, last by simplemindedhafwit 408 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:45:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>These kids today are fuckin retards (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111933</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 46 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 23:32:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Babydink</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111882</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 28 reviews, last by jared.melton 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:30:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I usually never do things like that...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111818</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Should Russia Own the North Pole?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111756</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 58 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:51:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pandemic: Beginnings (9/14/07)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111737</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by steph 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:31:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Cut</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111632</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 33 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:53:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MST3K: Oh Canada</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111598</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 15 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:00:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Trade</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111558</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 21 reviews, last by Natures_Biggest_Mistake 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 21:10:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s back to school time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111474</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 35 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 03:05:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>11th Reason why having a Big Dong isn&#39;t so great (+ camwhore!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111440</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 32 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 02:48:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TransWorld: Introduction and a proposal for Uber fiction writers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 62 reviews, last by beer-turtle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:08:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When 18 Holes a Day are Not Enough...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111297</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 69 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:18:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Medieval Stick People War - The Trojan Goat...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111261</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 22 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:28:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That was NOT me!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111208</link>
<description>Rating: -0.88 on 30 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:03:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck it</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111206</link>
<description>Rating: -0.34 on 53 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:57:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Online Journal of Wilgo Weems, Space Diplomat, 20710909</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111172</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 10 reviews, last by rorrim 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:39:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Face!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111117</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 41 reviews, last by zoobie2000 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:42:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Mythology 101</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111055</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 40 reviews, last by no1hasdis 79 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:58:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alive (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111024</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 28 reviews, last by fidelcity 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:46:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alive (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111001</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 33 reviews, last by fidelcity 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:47:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Constitutional Freedom is not PC</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110856</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 81 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Aug 2007 17:53:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SHF07: Sentience</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110786</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 31 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 15:58:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My review of Alexander Revisited - The Final Cut</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110772</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 17 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 02:03:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nooberfest 2007!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110748</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 30 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 16:59:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There&#39;s something about you...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110698</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 28 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 17:15:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Amazing Meteor Footage on Liveleak</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110668</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 13 reviews, last by Progr3ss 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Aug 2007 21:57:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update! Sci-Fi Horror Fest 2007</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110640</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 112 reviews, last by haikumikoo 560 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:48:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sci-Fi Horror Fest 2007!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110525</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 48 reviews, last by DeadToast 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:48:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Electrictoothsyndrome&#39;s Wet Dream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110491</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 26 reviews, last by SgtHartman 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:05:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada: Better than the USA?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110427</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 35 reviews, last by d_prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:22:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Jesus VS Frankenstein</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110329</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 30 reviews, last by wookie 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:31:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Regional Superheroes!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 63 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:05:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Album Covers: A Selection</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110253</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:09:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jerry Nadler is a fat ignorant fuck</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110215</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 13 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:53:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Full Body BBQ </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 43 reviews, last by pandora 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:08:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Full Body BBQ &lt;i&gt;homo sapiens&lt;/i&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110189</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 4 reviews, last by jamowilly40 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:05:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Full Body BBQ &lt;i&gt;homo sapiens&lt;/i&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110188</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:04:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Pelosi says, &quot;Pull out before it is too late!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110123</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 25 reviews, last by ubetidid 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>BIH &#151; Lady Bird Johnson &#151;  December 22, 1912 &#151; July 11, 2007</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 31 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:15:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Source of Shlongy&#39;s Mental Agility and Acerbic Wit Revealed!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110050</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 19 reviews, last by The_Drake 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:48:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rate Your Movie Frachise!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110021</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 59 reviews, last by mynameisandy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:19:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2 Minute Story: Mr. Webber's Nipples</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109991</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 24 reviews, last by frankthebear 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 22:39:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: National Celebrations</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109874</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 21 reviews, last by Tom 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jul 2007 19:27:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Hate-O-Meter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109690</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 40 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:37:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A review of Hannibal Rising, a novel I had long anticipated. (From a lifelong Thomas Harris fan who considers every earlier Harris novel a modern classic worth the long wait betwen books.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 50 reviews, last by PhillipTheGreat 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:44:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tinfoil Fortress (2 of 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109584</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by AshK 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:33:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Re: Good Writing Pls - The Shatner/Sagan Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109488</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 45 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:33:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gee, Thanks...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 104 reviews, last by steph 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:36:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gee, Thanks...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109290</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 8 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:30:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Amazon.com Employees are Pussies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109249</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 26 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:34:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LPM: I bought a truck... (camwhore!)*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109157</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 168 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 290 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:33:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PWT Quote of the Week</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109064</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 48 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 21:45:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ron Paul&#39;s Giant Pet Goose Egg-Bombs Washington!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108961</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 14 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 22:10:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Buboes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108901</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 26 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 21:21:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: How Things Work - The Government of the United States of America</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108661</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 21:43:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Name that Conspiracy #1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108596</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 20 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:22:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Good Today, Bad Tomorrow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108537</link>
<description>Rating: -1.14 on 15 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 21:40:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tinfoil Fortress (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 38 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 21:29:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Chink Stink - An Inquiry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101570</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 76 reviews, last by phuchuebuddy 434 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 20:14:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Evidence Linking Cylons to 9/11 Declassified!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101532</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 51 reviews, last by Hilarity_Ensues 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 19:48:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Har Har Socialized Medicine!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101496</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 252 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 May 2007 18:34:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: The Obama Question</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101413</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 28 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 May 2007 21:44:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bullshit: A Few Words on Bilingualism in Canada</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101345</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 54 reviews, last by DasHeer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 May 2007 21:25:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hit the bricks, Pedro, and tear down your own walls before stopping us from building ours.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101302</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 202 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 19:16:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There's no such thing as bad publicity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101219</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 168 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:31:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Harry Reid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101163</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 13 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:45:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Internet: Good or Bad?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101120</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 80 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:27:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>...just one quick twist...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101082</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 28 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:14:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hmmm... there appears to be a SIZE limit on gifs...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100960</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 12 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:16:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Obama Tongue-lashing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100959</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 4 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:08:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello, Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100955</link>
<description>Rating: -0.27 on 17 reviews, last by Stabkill 430 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Repost GPF: Al Gore, Gasbag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100954</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 10 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:07:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Al Gore, Gasbag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100953</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 8 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:58:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic - Smith: The Last Breath (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100824</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 25 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:52:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Ahmadinejad is as sane as the rest of us.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100468</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 28 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Apr 2007 15:43:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Hillary flips out</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100233</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:18:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In my next life I want to be...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100182</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 23 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:13:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Japan Saturday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99810</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 30 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:29:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ontarian says: Blow me you foreign jabbering bastards!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99749</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 53 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:06:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Weegee (1903-1975)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99709</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 65 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:08:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Caulaincourt&#39;s Favorite Tummy-warming Snack</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99612</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 46 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:55:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stephen Hawking Addresses Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 32 reviews, last by messmind 329 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 14:30:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Sci-Fi Channel Movie-O-Matic!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99527</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 34 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 19:59:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Volker Stumpf (1882 - c1940)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 40 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2007 23:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bandwagon this!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 26 reviews, last by Susie_Derkins 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Another day, another fucking asshole</title>
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<title>Zebra, Ladies and Gentlemen...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.69 on 105 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Standoff</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Saturday Night Too Many Beers Post</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 45 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A Brief History of JonnyX</title>
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<title>Attention: Montr&#233;al</title>
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<title>Method...</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Little fuckers...</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Who Killed Anna Nicole Smith?</title>
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<title>APW: Steinlen&#39;s Cats</title>
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<title>Reliquary</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Feb 2007 23:40:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Miss Sally: An Appreciation</title>
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<title>Chinese Faggots: The Next Wave</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Attn: World</title>
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<title>Rustler Magazine Asks the Question: What is the truth about 9/11 and what should we do now?</title>
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<title>Men are Evil</title>
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<title>Cigarettes: Better than Sex</title>
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<title>Resonance (an afternoon quickie)</title>
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<title>Meat City (II) (A Summer Breeze... uh... short)</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Forgiven</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:24:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More uberdata worth consideration...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 42 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Electrictoothsyndrome Post Template</title>
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<title>MLK Jr. MUI</title>
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<title>iClusterfuck: I want one!</title>
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<title>On This Day In History (50,000 BC)</title>
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<title>NYC&#39;s Blue-Collar Hero</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>2007: A Look Back</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 25 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Uber Death Pool &#39;07 (refucking post)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 44 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:49:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Death Pool &#39;07</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:45:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber DEATH POOL 07</title>
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<title>Remains of &#39;06</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 22 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>My Famly</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 28 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Ruth</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by swimmingbirdblue 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Laundry Day...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 29 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>SF Rx? Mandarin Required</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.61 on 53 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Can someone suggest a nice snack for me to eat?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.65 on 55 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>New Zealand: 10 Fascinating Facts</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 47 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>&#220;BERTREE DECORATlONS (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 21 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>UberMas '06: I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 72 reviews, last by combatwombat 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Unicorn (NSFW Text)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 41 reviews, last by BobSandwich 495 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>When Animals Attack!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 121 reviews, last by experima 721 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Human Cloning (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews, last by PMN 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Coloring Contest - School of Realism</title>
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<title>The Race to Watch in &#39;08!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 26 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 2 years ago</description>
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<title>All For One</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 37 reviews, last by Nellypaal 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Welcome to San Francisco!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 89 reviews, last by GMCrayon 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Twilight Rain</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 28 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Cindy&#39;s Baby Name List</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 28 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Happy Thanksgiving, Uber!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 39 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Pink Cloud</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Pink Cloud</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Titty City</title>
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<title>Ubermadness Genrepalooza</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 31 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Titan</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by JohnnyACDC 466 days ago</description>
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<title>DVD Review: Godzilla on Democrat Island</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 26 reviews, last by JoeyG 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>ATP: Zombie Apocalypse (For charminglybeef)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95720</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 36 reviews, last by Evil_Morg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 23:23:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Halifax, 1918</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95622</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 49 reviews, last by mr-bee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>In other Wal-Mart news...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 49 reviews, last by r0fl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Har-har...huuunh-HACK!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95516</link>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Which one of you telekinetic bastards was fucking with me last night?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95463</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 37 reviews, last by ih8u2man 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Long Days</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Nov 2006 23:34:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cleo&#39;s 2006 Halloween Message</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95133</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 23 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Museum of Human Error</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 35 reviews, last by mynameisandy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:55:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A request for the musically inclined...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 36 reviews, last by Bigmike 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:38:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 16 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:32:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Into The Deep</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94818</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Grueberfest 06: R4 - Amanda&#39;s Ascent to the Abominate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94748</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 23 reviews, last by Anansie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:04:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little Souls</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 31 reviews, last by MadameDestrukt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94581</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 31 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94276</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 18 reviews, last by Anansie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:57:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Summer Breeze</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Oct 2006 20:15:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93781</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 53 reviews, last by jfreakman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:27:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Clawhammer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93630</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 32 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:55:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flawed</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:40:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grueberfest 06: Round One - Walking Spanish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 30 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:28:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Regarding my so-called alter...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93205</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 46 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.84 on 48 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Rock</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 26 reviews, last by hidden101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Revenge Piss</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 56 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Titles for everyone - A to Z x 4</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 14 reviews, last by Sepsis 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Sep 2006 03:24:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Death in D-Cups: Potentially Fatal Oversights by the TSA</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Paper</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 27 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 26 reviews, last by Wildman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Mustangs on Mars</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92219</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 40 reviews, last by sage104 177 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>APW: Uberkids! (NSFW if you are offended by cartoon penii)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92171</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 42 reviews, last by phuzzygish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Uberword #1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 53 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Uberpoll 2006!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92084</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 88 reviews, last by ripple 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Ignorance, USA</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 63 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:13:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ignorance, USA</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 4 reviews, last by WingedFoote 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:06:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ignorance, USA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92046</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:06:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Genocide</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 19 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>California Hollow (long fiction)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 48 reviews, last by billrhine 419 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 21:22:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The SHOCKING Truth Behind Shlongy&#39;s Big Night Out!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 58 reviews, last by awesome_face 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The United Airlines / African American Conspiracy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 89 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Muslim Bastards!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.01 on 65 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:09:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Foreign Films - Yes or No?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91758</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 173 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 20:23:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Operation Hot Babe</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 38 reviews, last by OfficeZombie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Baa-aah-aah, you fucking sheep!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 136 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>St Eubrie: APW - Randall Baker (1855-1881)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91591</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by Crystle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>St Eubrie: The Cleansing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91544</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 26 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Aug 2006 22:21:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>St Eubrie: Smiths &amp; Baptistes (I) George and Valerie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91492</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 22 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Aug 2006 21:45:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to St Eubrie: Introduction and a Proposal for Uber Fiction Writers!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 122 reviews, last by Crystle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A few of the things that annoy the shit out of me at work.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91372</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 88 reviews, last by FlakMonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:21:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW - Gil Elvgren (1914-1980)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91316</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 46 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Midnight Blue Semi</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 46 reviews, last by spyder882001 572 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Aug 2006 20:00:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADD: Amy's Abortion</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 37 reviews, last by hidden101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>ADD: Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 16 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:19:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADD: Rickshaw Fantasies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 36 reviews, last by Bundaberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:07:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bubba.......?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91032</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:14:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Curt Swan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90964</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 12 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Burning Druid</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 28 reviews, last by Banjo 537 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:17:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is unacceptable...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 45 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:11:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Old People</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.27 on 27 reviews, last by alwayspeach1 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:46:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gold Mountain War: The Stephen Chans</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 47 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:42:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Daddy's Little Girl</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 50 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:48:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meet the Neighbors</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 33 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 452 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Roots of Uber #55</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 66 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:20:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nuking Mecca: Is it Time?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 75 reviews, last by goferforhire 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Inner Demons</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 25 reviews, last by bleuluna 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:58:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Office Supplies - The best bandwagon ever (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 22 reviews, last by karates_badboy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Scratchers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90365</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 38 reviews, last by steph 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>I say kill the little fucks... or at least, cut off their pricks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90180</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 184 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jul 2006 17:34:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flame and Soot</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by Bubba2341 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 18:53:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Night in Jack's Head</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90054</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 29 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jul 2006 19:28:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Join the club!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by HotWillie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jul 2006 18:16:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll: Horror Movies</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 36 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:35:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pussy-whipped Liberalism and the Fall of the Western World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89840</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 64 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 22:16:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption Road (7)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by wookie 561 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:56:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bloor's Big Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 35 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:03:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Presidents of the United States</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 63 reviews, last by littledan 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:15:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Matriphage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89397</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 24 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 23:22:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Rock by the Fire</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 49 reviews, last by particle_man58 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:50:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Baaaack! Vidwhore #2.2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89084</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 47 reviews, last by Pentameter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:35:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Baaaack! Vidwhore #2.1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89081</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Doodies 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:08:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Baaaack! Vidwhore #2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89080</link>
<description>Rating: -0.34 on 21 reviews, last by badassmofo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:11:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In-Flight Weapons</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 53 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Jack's Movie Quiz #1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 41 reviews, last by fun_with_needles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jun 2006 21:40:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Target: CANADA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88728</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 19 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>X-Genes Do Not a Hero Make</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 51 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 21:47:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Should Jack Bauer Die?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.69 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Excerpt from The Purple Testament: Expanse of White Linen</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 18:54:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am better than all of you</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 06:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am better than all of you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88475</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 26 reviews, last by WingedFoote 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 06:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am better than all of you</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 06:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dateline NBC: Chickenhawk Smackdown!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88383</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 114 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>APW: Adolphe-William Bouguereau</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88331</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>IGKTW - Round 4: Marshie (Long!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88152</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 31 reviews, last by Coyote 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 23:01:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Lime in the Sand</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.26 on 46 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 21:25:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nigger / Nigga</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 141 reviews, last by Flack 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 18:18:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bush: Defender</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 24 reviews, last by Bundaberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Sunset</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by fuzzy_buzz 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Redemption Road (6)  [This one is LONG]</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 23 reviews, last by spyder882001 561 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>IGKTW (Round 3) Forty Yards Down</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87726</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 22 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 May 2006 23:17:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alpha Male</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 28 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>IGKTW (R2) Preacher Man, Storm in Hand</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87514</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 May 2006 15:52:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Endless West (I)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87350</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 17:35:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fate is a mean spirited bitch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87321</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 5 reviews, last by nrduncan 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 05:15:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole - Intelligence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87268</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 22:25:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole - Women's World (III) Conveyance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87157</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews, last by haikumikoo 569 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:19:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Government Cover-up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87046</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:12:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Government Coverup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87045</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:09:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Government Coverup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87042</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:09:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Government Coverup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87044</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Method 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:09:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Government Coverup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87043</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:09:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>They Listenin - IGKW Round One (LONG!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86960</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 31 reviews, last by street-pirate 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 19:38:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Bolus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86752</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 52 reviews, last by YourNameHere 243 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 22:52:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I dare you...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86712</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 36 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 20:50:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Allahtown (9 - CONCLUSION)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86637</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 31 reviews, last by Phinch 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 21:46:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bush Administration condemns release of complete and unedited transcript of Flight 93 cockpit recordings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86583</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 21 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:07:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nooberfest!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86506</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 43 reviews, last by Crystle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 18:41:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Final Companion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 47 reviews, last by Fey 467 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Apr 2006 19:02:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sixth Sense or Silly Shit?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Apr 2006 00:43:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sixth Sense or Silly Shit?</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Apr 2006 00:42:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All About Canada (OPF)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86389</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 46 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Americans are ALWAYS right</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86352</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 144 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Mayfield! (III)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86323</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 23 reviews, last by lostnphound 654 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Apr 2006 22:01:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Great White</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Apr 2006 21:49:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>California DMV: Changing with the times...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86213</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 28 reviews, last by xanderd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Peanut Conspiracy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 24 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Cherries (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86125</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 28 reviews, last by Wildman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:51:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sick, Needy Children: Who Gives a Fuck?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86051</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 50 reviews, last by Call911 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:18:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayfield! (II)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86003</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by lostnphound 654 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:01:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption Road (5)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85951</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 22 reviews, last by Clamato 471 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:19:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This could only happen to me...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85893</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 35 reviews, last by cuberat 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 22:48:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What I&#39;m Reading Right Now...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85837</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 37 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Proposed: The Living Library</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85809</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 49 reviews, last by DanielH 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:37:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>90 Minute Story Challenge: Falling to Grace</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85778</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 35 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:51:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>90 Minute Story Challenge: Suggestions Please!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85768</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 62 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:00:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Collector</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 37 reviews, last by hcp28 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:29:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayfield! (I)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85620</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 27 reviews, last by lostnphound 654 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:52:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Obscene... or not?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85516</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 21 reviews, last by Fungah 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:18:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Call Me Legion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85489</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 13 reviews, last by Genko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Gravitation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85426</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 20 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Mammy Joshua's Hoodoo Pie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85195</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 39 reviews, last by no1hasdis 417 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>From one night stalker to another...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84558</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 10 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Fuck You, San Francisco!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84083</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 48 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bowels + Boredom = Fatwa</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83612</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 31 reviews, last by angryrob 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Lost Forever</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 30 reviews, last by Embryo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Feb 2006 05:23:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America: One step closer to the abyss...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83177</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 27 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>On TV: Jack's Top Five</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83090</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 60 reviews, last by hcp28 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just punched myself in the testicles.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 44 reviews, last by G-prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Oh you ignorant bitches, just SHUT THE FUCK UP!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82966</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 56 reviews, last by Bubba2341 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Nostradamus would have loved my cat...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 47 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Skidmarks and Worse: The Price of Vanity</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 56 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82775</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 28 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Shadow People (II)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82690</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 33 reviews, last by digdug 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>1 hour ago I ____ my ____ on some ____&#39;s huge ____.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82674</link>
<description>Rating: -0.58 on 24 reviews, last by Bubba2341 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:07:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The difference between San Francisco County and Marin County is obvious...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82615</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 31 reviews, last by GuinnessSince1759 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 22:55:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada: A conservative, right-wing future is nigh...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82546</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 57 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 20:19:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1 down, 645 to go...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 79 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>In recognition of MLK Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 25 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>MN, the new CA?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Wal-Mart&#39;s MLK Day Tribute</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 22 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Redemption Road (4)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by wookie 561 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>I&#39;m just a goddamned slave.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 25 reviews, last by digdug 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Shadow People (I)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 45 reviews, last by hcp28 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Allahtown (8)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 27 reviews, last by cuberat 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jan 2006 00:08:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women &amp; Their Shit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 97 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jan 2006 22:11:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2006: The Year America Cleans House</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 67 reviews, last by Foolproof 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Uber Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81834</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 33 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Disturbing, disgusting, and just fucked up.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 30 reviews, last by crazyaardvark 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jan 2006 17:49:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I need all the wood you can spare and a shitload of nails...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 14 reviews, last by crazyaardvark 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jan 2006 01:32:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>5...4...3...2...1...1... Happy New Year!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81741</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2005 23:48:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption Road (3)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by shadow 561 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:01:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Motherfucker...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 104 reviews, last by rubbermaid 256 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:49:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole - Women's World (II)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 23 reviews, last by haikumikoo 569 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Redemption Road (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81591</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 26 reviews, last by wookie 561 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Christmas gifts...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 26 reviews, last by Vulva 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Jesus!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 16 reviews, last by Bubba2341 479 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>After the Pandemic - Smith: Yearend</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81473</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:27:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMas 05 - Miracle on 34th Street</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81414</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:33:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Evil Pine Tree</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81319</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 33 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Nazi? Me? Camwhore!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81263</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 38 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Globe &amp; Mail Exclusive: Canadians Killed Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81200</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 28 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 18:47:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In Praise of Scotland</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81138</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 17 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:47:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christmas Greetings!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81102</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 35 reviews, last by Bigmike 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:14:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMas 05 - White Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81052</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 47 reviews, last by crx 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 21:06:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brokeback Mountain: WTF?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80927</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 188 reviews, last by Deconstruction 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:41:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G&#39;night, Tookie.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80875</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 66 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:37:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I sure hope God didn&#39;t pick the wrong nigger...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80796</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 23 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMas 05 - Sleigh Ride</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80760</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by nrduncan 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:14:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Guilty Pleasure - King Kong... 1976</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80394</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Dec 2005 22:03:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kwanzaa? Fuck you and your bullshit celebration!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80350</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 85 reviews, last by w1ndsurfer 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Dec 2005 23:59:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Elections Canada: How They Work</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80311</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 30 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Dec 2005 00:06:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s that special time of the year!  (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80249</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 28 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 23:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The Enemy of My Enemy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80163</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 32 reviews, last by iambetteratit 509 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:12:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Guess what I&#39;m holding in my hand as I write this...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79874</link>
<description>Rating: -0.30 on 78 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:59:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Announcing... UberMas 2005!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79822</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 45 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:17:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Turkey Shoot  (short fiction)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79743</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 18 reviews, last by Wildman 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 20:23:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ACLU: Another Crazy Leftist Undertaking</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79676</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 65 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bushwacked in Beijing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79605</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:52:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bushwacked in Beijing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79604</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 3 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:50:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Intelligent Design in the classroom - I say teach it, but don't preach it.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 311 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 21:52:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A mime is a wonderful thing to waste...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79399</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 31 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:32:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Allahtown (7)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79354</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 49 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 00:23:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption Road (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 57 reviews, last by wookie 561 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 23:34:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Niche websites</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79212</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 39 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:13:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Add your own punchline! Bush and Kerry walk in to a bar...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79145</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 20 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 23:59:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jack McCallum Official Fan Club Membership List as of 11/12/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79052</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 16 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:51:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When there&#39;s no more room on Uber, the dead will walk the earth...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78913</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 25 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 17:16:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy: The Memorial Service.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78747</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 61 reviews, last by RoundRobin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 20:22:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A mime is a wonderful thing to waste...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78743</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 7 reviews, last by Nator 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:56:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the FUCK is going on with Uber today?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78741</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 10 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:53:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A mime is a wonderful thing to waste...</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:53:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A mime is a wonderful thing to waste...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78739</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:52:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A mime is a wonderful thing to waste...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78737</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:50:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A mime is a wonderful thing to waste...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78736</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:49:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Demand English-Only Ballots Now!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78669</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 197 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Nov 2005 23:46:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>France: Incapable</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 259 reviews, last by jinman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 21:16:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It seems I have a &#39;reputation&#39; around the office...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78537</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 54 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole - Divulgence</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 29 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Allahtown (6)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 23 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 22:11:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Caulaincourt: The Early Years</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 16 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 00:10:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Request</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78281</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 255 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 03:30:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Corruption no, enlightenment yes.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 44 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>GrUeberfest 2005: Something's in the Way</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78092</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 23 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 18:53:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cleo&#39;s Halloween Message</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78043</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by ghola 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:05:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Victor Garber&#39;s left ear.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78013</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 19 reviews, last by matnotharry 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Allahtown (5)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77966</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 35 reviews, last by Bubba2341 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 20:00:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GrUeberfest 2005: Bone Dry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77890</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 35 reviews, last by WingedFoote 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:57:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cindy Sheehan: Insane</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77809</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 81 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 20:18:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All I want for Christmas...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 22 reviews, last by Dreg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 16:43:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber, I&#39;m thinking of getting a tattoo...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77565</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 34 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 04:36:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GrUeberfest 2005: PROMPTITUDE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77500</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 41 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:33:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GrUeberfest Alert!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77403</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 33 reviews, last by retrospect 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:59:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GrUeberfest 2005&quot; Round One Matches</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77315</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 300 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:59:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>U05 Frightfest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77243</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 151 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:15:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aww shit, I think my boss is an Uber regular.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 56 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 19:22:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Am Unclean</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77128</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 32 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:38:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole - Women's World (I)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77102</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 29 reviews, last by haikumikoo 569 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 21:50:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I see many ass-kickings ahead...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77083</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 48 reviews, last by scourge 240 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:08:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hardhat, anyone?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77009</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 15 reviews, last by DCWoody 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:37:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Allahtown (4)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76946</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 47 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 22:43:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Barbara Boxer - further proof that the liberal left&#39;s train of thought is running off the rails.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76877</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 227 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 21:18:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Columbo&#39;s Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76793</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 25 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 16:44:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Muslim Extremists - The Stupidest Bastards on Planet Earth</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76751</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 42 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:26:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Will You Die?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76730</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 37 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Oct 2005 01:38:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Will You Die?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76729</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Whiplash 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Oct 2005 01:37:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Four Corners Hole - Emergence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76672</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 32 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 23:02:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cherries (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76600</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 44 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 21:17:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The whole wired world is watching your mom... How does that make you feel?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76516</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 41 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 17:34:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coming soon to the Uber Multiplex...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76457</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 45 reviews, last by messmind 17 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Lepus POTUS Americanus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76336</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 16 reviews, last by WillZone 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>California HAS a Death Penalty Law... and it moves at glacial speed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76261</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 54 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 Oct 2005 04:05:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Allahtown (3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76230</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 32 reviews, last by Bubba2341 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 21:32:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Gettysburg Address, Translated into Fag.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76095</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 185 reviews, last by iambetteratit 494 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:42:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Caulaincourt: &#220;bermensch</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 47 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Young Guys, Older Broads, what the hell?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75920</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 43 reviews, last by Bubba2341 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>San Francisco Chinatown  - Random facts and trivia...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75814</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 28 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Allahtown (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75779</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 40 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 22:29:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>www.theholetruth.com</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 29 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole - Pfc. Weyms</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75620</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 39 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:09:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Allahtown (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75396</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 38 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 19:22:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>East Indians and the Male/Female Dichotomy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75365</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 12 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2005 20:31:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bush orders family members to dig for spare change under couch cushions to fund rebuilding of New Orleans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75323</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 26 reviews, last by InkyFingers 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 20:38:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks, Bob.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 26 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>eBay NO Sale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75084</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 20 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>$10,000 a day, New Orleans style!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75002</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 35 reviews, last by ghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>9/11: The Names</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74923</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 172 reviews, last by FlakMonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 16:50:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will a generation of children see salvation in Katrina&#39;s destruction?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74885</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 42 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 18:09:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>9/11: Conspiracy theories for a whole new generation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74869</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 38 reviews, last by jack11058 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 04:07:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Radio Advertising and the Gay Agenda in San Francisco!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74785</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 45 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:29:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Further proof Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco dropped the ball...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74657</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 59 reviews, last by jack11058 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:30:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Mayor of New Orleans should shut the fuck up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74519</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 91 reviews, last by jack11058 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Sep 2005 23:16:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74452</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 48 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Sep 2005 16:54:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (10) Conclusion, or, The End of the End of the World.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 38 reviews, last by Fey 467 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 21:12:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Orleans: Looters should be shot on sight</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74279</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 210 reviews, last by domenad 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:45:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Has anyone seen &#39;Oil Storm?&#39; That&#39;s some prophetic shit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74221</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 26 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:03:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (9) ...Smith is nearly done... ...only one chapter left after this...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73934</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 34 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 23:24:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Borderland</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73625</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 38 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2005 21:13:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Jack11058 - &#39;Sand&#39;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73543</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by jack11058 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:52:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hypothetical situation...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73488</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 44 reviews, last by legallady 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:01:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (8) ...the end is near...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73371</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 38 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:52:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Celebrating 1 Year on Uber with &#39;Worms,&#39; one of the most disgusting stories I&#39;ve ever written!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73276</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 48 reviews, last by Bubba2341 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 16:37:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks, BBC</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73231</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 49 reviews, last by sebcharrot 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:06:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What is your very first clear memory in life?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73169</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 45 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 22:00:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber... what is the STRANGEST question you have ever asked a medical professional?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73136</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 49 reviews, last by Gunslinger 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 21:34:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grampa Soames Remembers: Boot Camp, 1942</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73091</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by indoninja 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 20:06:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ETS Goes to the Store (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72986</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 38 reviews, last by forthewin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:36:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christ I&#39;m sick of bananagrams. They are always bad news.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72835</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 31 reviews, last by Bubba2341 519 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Aug 2005 19:16:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For MyNameIsTim: Re-entry aka Yeeee-HAW!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72747</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 14 reviews, last by Hirgon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 21:08:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Catnip Flowers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72668</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 17 reviews, last by Deidra 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Aug 2005 21:29:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Discovery: Death or Deliverance?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72622</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 13 reviews, last by JMG114 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Aug 2005 18:09:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chaim Smoking (OJPF)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72571</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 39 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 17:12:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Much Does Jack Love His Cats? Shit Post Thursday INDEED.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72513</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 22 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 207 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 02:05:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whirlpool</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72403</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 61 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2005 20:28:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberPoll: Growing Old is Inevitable...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72341</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 51 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2005 01:05:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Black Cat Sunday (Bandwagon?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72125</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 14 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 14:49:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here it is, again, ETS (camwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72086</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 18 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 00:22:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here it is, ETS (Camwhore!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72084</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 00:16:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (7) Spoiler Alert - Smith dies! For real!! No, honestly, he really, really dies!!! And this one is long.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72036</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 23:12:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bakanami (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71965</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:31:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (6)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71864</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:49:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Regrets</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71787</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 27 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2005 23:29:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The fight of the Year?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71667</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 22 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 22:32:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr. Prime Minister, you have some explaining to do..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71550</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 40 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:07:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You filthy cocksuckers, if I ever get my hands on you I&#39;ll cut YOU in half!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 42 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 19:49:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Devil's Go Cart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71459</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 22:42:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>See Jack. See Jack take it up the tailpipe. See Jack throw an ashtray at the wall.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71394</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 46 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 03:19:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hope the UK has had enough of this Islamo-Fascist &#39;free-speech&#39; by now...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71373</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 33 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 21:13:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The only Apollo that fucking matters...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71279</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 23 reviews, last by Supreme_Overlord 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:52:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Uberlord Speaks: Shall I be forced to relinquish the crown to a Pretender?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71180</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 109 reviews, last by Slovin 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 21:04:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An open letter to Senator Ted Kennedy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71034</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 36 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 23:00:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Foreigners May be Right... Americans are Dumbasses</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70921</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 118 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:52:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m suing J.K. Rowling for $50,000,000!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70849</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 29 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:14:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To All Ubermadness III Competitors</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70726</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 35 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 22:56:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day in the Life of Jimmy Olsen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70613</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 11 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:36:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PokeyPecker Gets It Right</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70518</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 22:50:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Adventures in Smoking More</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70511</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 21:01:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll - Are YOU in a Danger Zone?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70253</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 67 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 17:41:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(SPT) The Truth Behind Deep Impact!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 21:55:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Enslavement in America: The Best Thing to Ever Happen to Black People?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70056</link>
<description>Rating: 1.01 on 100 reviews, last by Bubba2341 465 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 19:10:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Take me out and shoot me, or at least send me a link to a repeating laugh track...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69925</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 16 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jul 2005 21:54:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Have a Blue Penis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69875</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 32 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Jul 2005 19:44:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Live 8 - Bullshit or Not?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69852</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 93 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Jul 2005 23:49:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (5) Now With 50% More Adult Content!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69802</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 52 reviews, last by Fey 509 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jul 2005 20:11:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (4)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69714</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 22 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:24:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69626</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 29 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 22:41:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What was your best piss ever?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 29 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:55:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Like Having Sex with Women</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 177 reviews, last by Xcuses 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 21:06:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Kinder, Gentler, Guantanamo Bay, take 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69204</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 29 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 23:14:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Kinder, Gentler, Guantanamo Bay (third times the charm, I hope)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A kinder, gentler, Guantanamo Bay</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A kinder, gentler, Guantanamo Bay</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A little slice of cool.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69098</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 22:40:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Seriously - A Woman President? Jack Says No.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68787</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 53 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Tony vs Jack: Round One</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 21:42:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tony vs Jack: Round One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68711</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 20:24:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Howard Dean Quotes from the week of June 6-12, 2005</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68540</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 36 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68176</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 30 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Jun 2005 20:21:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grammar Police</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67913</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 41 reviews, last by shadow 534 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2005 23:45:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberbadness: McCallum Strikes Back (aka Enter the Realm of the Ladder) V2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67732</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Uberbadness: McCallum Strikes Back (aka Enter the Realm of the Ladder)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67731</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 6 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 18:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sophie</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 15 reviews, last by Supreme_Overlord 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Why Maria does the shopping when the Schwarzeneggers go on holiday...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>I wiped my ass with teddy bears... Should I feel bad about that?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 31 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 624 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2005 04:11:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fall TV Preview, Jerry Bruckheimer strikes again...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66747</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 16 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 20:13:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic - Smith: The End of the World (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66658</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 29 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 18:42:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>400 Die in Riots in Afghanistan when News of &#39;Everybody Loves Raymond&#39; Series Ending Reaches Middle East</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66517</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 03:22:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In response to what MoneyG said about what Jack McCallum said about National ID Cards in a whole new post instead of just leaving a comment.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66406</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 39 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 20:45:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Munkey...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66247</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 27 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 18:38:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck ups</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66114</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 37 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 21:08:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yellow Shirt, Blue Pants.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66053</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 41 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 19:55:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What America Needs Now: The National Identity Card</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65958</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 290 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2005 18:47:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Name your Favorites</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65905</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 112 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 May 2005 19:04:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It is a Saturday night...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65890</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 21 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 May 2005 07:20:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wayward Penises Threaten Destruction of Local Landmark</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65818</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 30 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 May 2005 20:23:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Zimbabwe: Racial Failure or Piss-Poor Political Planning?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65671</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 30 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2005 23:48:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>#1 Best-Seller, Guaranteed...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65517</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 26 reviews, last by retrospect 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 May 2005 21:59:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>#1 Best-Seller, Guaranteed...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65516</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 May 2005 21:57:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What in the pan-fried fuck is this? UCSF is practicing sexism against boys while 'attempting' to empower girls.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65280</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 57 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:56:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America&#39;s Minutemen said to be looking north...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65183</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 35 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:20:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wouldn&#39;t it be nice if all you needed to make your life complete was stainless steel and a pilot light?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65101</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 13 reviews, last by GodChicken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Wouldn&#39;t it be nice if all you needed to make your life complete was stainless steel and a pilot light?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65100</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>In Her Defense - Caroline Marcil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65019</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 31 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 21:04:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When Relic Hunters Turn Scam Artists...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:27:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic - Smith at Sea</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64857</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 28 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 23:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Asian Films that Should Have Been Made Long Ago...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64784</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 23:50:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can't Speak English, Jorge? Then hit the Fucking Bricks!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64569</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 260 reviews, last by Supreme_Overlord 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:47:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cei (4)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64507</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:35:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Today's Media is Teaching Little Girls to Grow up to be Sluts, or, God, I love America.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 87 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 04:26:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ACLU - Practicing a New Breed of Terror</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64307</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 142 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 20:41:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1 of 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64167</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 30 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 23:31:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cei (3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64090</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 22 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 21:00:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Berkeley, California: Nine Kinds of Fucked</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63497</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 46 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2005 21:21:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cei (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63228</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 22:46:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cei (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 24 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 00:25:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loki Uncovers Another Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62948</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 152 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 18:34:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To the polls - Would you vote in favor of the mandatory execution of pedophiles?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62886</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 186 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:01:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loki Uncovers Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62723</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 47 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2005 19:58:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Schiavo Case - Good news for men, and final proof that women are chattel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62653</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 146 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:32:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Archangels (CONCLUSION... This one is long.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62570</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 29 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:26:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God Always Compensates</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62478</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 36 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 22:48:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Archangels (Part Four)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62289</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 21 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:31:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Archangels (Part Three... for real)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61985</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 30 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 21:01:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Archangels (Part Two)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61755</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 28 reviews, last by Fey 510 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 21:50:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Archangels (Part One)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61513</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 32 reviews, last by RoadSong 328 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Mar 2005 00:24:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>He survived... but will he want to live?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61493</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 26 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Mar 2005 19:46:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Variant C</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61350</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 52 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 707 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Mar 2005 22:50:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Corrigan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61296</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 40 reviews, last by sadie73 707 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 22:58:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: Introduction, and a Proposal for Uber Fiction Writers!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61238</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 82 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 00:23:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America to Iraqi 'Insurgents:' Message Recieved</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61056</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 163 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 21:06:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Teephphah, to show that inspiration strikes in the strangest places...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60953</link>
<description>Rating: 1.98 on 31 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 20:48:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A solution to the problem faced by the average Iraqi in the face of near limitless numbers of car-bombers and a finite number of cars...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60868</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 30 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 00:16:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Star Trek and Islamofascism: How Gene Coon&#39;s Vision Prepared the Western World for the Mindset of Islamic Fundamentalism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60722</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 24 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:53:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>McCallum Deposition - 2/25/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 24 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:35:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate it when this happens...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 17:57:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Signs I Taught Koko</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60229</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:07:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapters XV, XVI, and Epilogue.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 21 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 18:27:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter XIV  (The penultimate installment - it all ends tomorrow!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:59:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapters XII &amp; XIII  (The End is Near...)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 18:57:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In honor of horse87&#39;s birthday - The Train Bridge Incident</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2005 18:56:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter XI - La R&#233;volution de Pont Chandon&#160;(Long, but what the hell, it&#39;s the weekend...))</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2005 18:15:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter X</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59343</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 23 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 17:58:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter IX</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59219</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2005 16:49:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>News - TransAtlantic Relations - Condoleezza Rice&#39;s Good Will Tour (February 2005)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59139</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 42 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>News - TransAtlantic Relations - Condoleezza Rice&#39;s Good Will Tour (February 2005)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59138</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 12 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter VIII</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Feb 2005 17:34:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter VII - L&#39;ignorance &#201;tait Bonheur</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58931</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 12 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2005 21:56:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How I saved A Squirrel From Certain Doom!&#160;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58798</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Feb 2005 18:16:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Hero - Lieutenant General James N. Mattis, USMC</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58740</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 76 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Feb 2005 00:55:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter VI - Travailler dans la Nuit (Long!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 31 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Feb 2005 18:05:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter V - Dans Sacr&#233;-Coeur de Sainte-Madeleine (In which Rob gets a taste of the Inquisition)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58529</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 28 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Feb 2005 18:34:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter IV - Bienvenue &#224; Pont Chandon (Longish...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58437</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Feb 2005 20:24:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breaking News from CNN...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58341</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 17 reviews, last by PayMeLater 382 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Feb 2005 20:06:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breaking News from CNN...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58340</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter III</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2005 17:49:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58125</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:54:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Chapter I</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 22 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:28:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Returns - Prologue</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 22 reviews, last by RoadSong 324 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:48:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant will return shortly... in the meantime...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:47:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - CONCLUSION</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:47:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - CHAPTER 15 - Come On Over Baby, Whole Lotta&#39; Shakin&#39; Goin&#39; On</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 18:19:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 14 - A Game of Bridge (Warrning - This chapter features death by feces.)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 17:22:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 13 - Dress Code</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:48:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 12 - If You Can&#39;t Join &#39;em, Beat &#39;em</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2005 18:13:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant Chapter 11</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:43:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 10 - Schroedecker Explains</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57350</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 16 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 17:57:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 9 - The Testing Room (in which blowtorch meets genitalia)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57238</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:07:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nuke terror threat in Boston - Breaking News or sick joke?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57187</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 21 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 02:19:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 8 - The Ant Awakens</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:10:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 7 - The Dream</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 16:28:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>His Hidden Lust for White Women United a Nation - And Unleashed a Monster!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 16 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Tha Ant - Chapter 6</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:39:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapters 3 - 5</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2005 23:24:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2005 04:53:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ant - Chapter 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 16 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:28:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Humility? Fuck that shit!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 25 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2005 19:42:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Very Best Thing of All</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by SkullBiter 631 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 20:08:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m watching Arnold give his State of the State Address right now...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jan 2005 01:42:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tsunami surivor beats all odds (resized)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Tsunami survivor beats all odds</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>$1 Pussy (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.29 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Jack McCallum 2005 Edition: Now With MORE Humility!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.45 on 22 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 22:34:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Loser&#39;s Club</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55622</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 157 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 21:01:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kiss my ass you bleeding heart spineless wimps!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55546</link>
<description>Rating: -0.65 on 153 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 16:54:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Hardass Manifesto - Twelve  Fundamental Beliefs and Proposals</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.41 on 40 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 19:23:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America: One Nation - $15 Million</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55349</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 234 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 22:09:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Christmas Bike</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 41 reviews, last by swimmingbirdblue 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2004 19:47:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Steve Durel Controversy - Point and Counterpoint</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 31 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:20:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jack&#39;s Christmas Song</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55066</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 15 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 20:34:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Looking Down</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54520</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2004 22:28:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Gospel According to Jack - The Pranks of the Apostles 13:1-50</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53803</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 28 reviews, last by HellRazer 633 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Dec 2004 22:36:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A fragment of a glimpse of a memory of love or death or some damned thing...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53670</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 12 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 20:35:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ultimate Camwhore: A picture of my penis.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53163</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:34:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>They Have Arrived</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53153</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 17 reviews, last by Nyrea 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Dec 2004 23:07:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Guess where I&#39;m goin&#39; tonight? (pre-SPT shit post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52568</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 18:47:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cut Down in the Prime</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52027</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:45:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Controversy Continues</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51924</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 38 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 18:06:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No anti-American slogans, no sniffing the glue, and no cutting each other&#39;s heads off with the scissors. Now go have fun.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51806</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 22 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 19:02:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>From Average Guy to Insensitive Asshole in 6 Seconds - A tribute to our Veterans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51242</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 26 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 16:54:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Arafat Update</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51158</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 23 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:44:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Arafat Update</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51157</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 6 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:42:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Republican NRA members to ensure every Democrat has access to a gun by end of 2004</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50982</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 9 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 21:57:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Republican NRA members to ensure very Democrat has access to a gun by end of 2004</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50980</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 21:51:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Variety Reports NBC Says No to Fear Factor Fetus Feast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50920</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 8 reviews, last by Supreme_Overlord 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 05:28:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>California Update</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50851</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 8 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Nov 2004 05:20:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bride of the Night</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50762</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Nov 2004 04:35:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It looks like Kerry had a meltdown in the early hours of November 3rd...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50644</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 99 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 23:46:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All Hail The Power!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50513</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 17:30:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My rush is watching you assholes die..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50167</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 12 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 04:55:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I'm gonna start the big one!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49835</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:17:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(Reposted again) Okay, California may have gone too far this time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49746</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 27 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:50:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(Reposted again...) Okay, California may have gone too far this time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49745</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:48:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(Reposted) Okay, California may have gone too far this time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49744</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 5 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:46:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay, California may have gone too far this time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49743</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:43:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay, California may have gone too far this time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49741</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 5 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:42:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay, California may have gone too far this time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49740</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 6 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:39:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Payback - I killed Trevor Johnson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49156</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 02:58:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Quick Uber-Poll - Touch-Screen Voting</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49079</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 12 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 16:20:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m On To You!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48979</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 22:07:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I'm scared... Should I be calling Art Bell about this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48969</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:28:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Potential Biohazard in Paris Declared Harmless</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48821</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 14 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 19:43:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sicking it Up (short fiction for those of you who are nearly all scrolled out...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 14 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:30:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just puked so hard my eyeballs nearly shot out of my fucking head.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47672</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 14:49:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gentlemen of Uber: Do you dress right or left?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47617</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 23:17:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you are voting in November and you are not an affluent, educated Caucasian, read this.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47425</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 33 reviews, last by boredgurl210 5 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 23:40:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One Dark Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47400</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 19:29:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND  - Conclusion - Chapter Seven</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47105</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Oct 2004 18:26:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND - Chapter Six</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46993</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Oct 2004 18:17:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND - Chapter Five</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46916</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Oct 2004 18:45:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND - Chapter Four</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46841</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Oct 2004 16:55:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND - Chapter Three</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46774</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 8 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 19:05:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND - Chapter Two</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46635</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:46:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MENDO WEEKEND - Chapter One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46527</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 5 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 19:38:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2005 Events &amp; Awareness Calendar</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46389</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 10 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2004 17:06:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dream Journal: Entry #04-09-23 (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45901</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 9 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 16:32:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coffee VS Tea</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45801</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 37 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:28:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>As if the courts weren&#39;t filled with enough bullshit lawsuits</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45421</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 9 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:54:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Prime Choice.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45328</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by Spuds002 213 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 17:04:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jack's List of Ten Cool Things about...WHAT?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45326</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 16:34:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Shlongy, and anyone else who is running out of ideas.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45203</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 15 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 16:41:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Memo Leaked... More Dirt on Bush (3rd try... what the FUCK!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45115</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 30 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:07:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Memo Leaked... More Dirt on Bush (2nd try)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45114</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:05:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Memo Leaked... More Dirt on Bush</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45113</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:04:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"It was around midnight..." PART THREE - CONCLUSION</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45017</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:02:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canadian Tourism Commission Unveils New Ad Campaign</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44978</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 19 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 16:54:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"It was around midnight..." PART TWO</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44898</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:07:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In response to Shlongy: &quot;It was around midnight..." Continued.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44883</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Joe Pesci&#39;s Bedtime Stories - Snow White</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44802</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 71 reviews, last by Geophillyx 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2004 21:28:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Name is Jack...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44722</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 22:51:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Regis and Tommy Lee - Lost Regis Episode Discovered</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44609</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 28 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2004 16:53:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>NEWS FROM THE FUTURE - August 13, 2157 (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44475</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Sep 2004 18:13:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gymnasts and Ecdysiasts*: What's the Difference? (* Strippers, of course)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44349</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 9 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 17:17:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>#1 on my Amazon Wish List... (smaller version)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44243</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by no1hasdis 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2004 18:05:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>#1 on my Amazon Wish List...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44240</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2004 17:59:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chainsaw Dreams and Disturbing Dogs (Possibly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44012</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 18 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Sep 2004 21:24:34 -0000</pubDate>
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