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<title>Eating Shit: An Illustrated History (Part 1)</title>
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<title>Nothing happened here today...</title>
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<title>I am going to hell and you can too!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.23 on 36 reviews, last by TheUniter 7 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Porn or Art? (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Porn or Art? (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Porn or Art? (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Why don&#39;t you all just fuck off and </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 54 reviews, last by JonnyX 7 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>State of the Union Political Picture Commentary, May 08, 2008</title>
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<title>Redemption Road (8) </title>
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<title>So I finally watched Mongoloid Wars this weekend...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.06 on 33 reviews, last by HotWillie 13 days ago</description>
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<title>Fuck Movie Challenge</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 36 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 14 days ago</description>
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<title>Random Japan Saturday</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 12 reviews, last by loki 16 days ago</description>
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<title>My First Fight: Canadian-style</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 46 reviews, last by GnarlsBarkley 15 days ago</description>
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<title>Goodbye Kiss</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.10 on 31 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 19 days ago</description>
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<title>Evening...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 28 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 21 days ago</description>
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<title>Google Earth Mystery Location #1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 18 reviews, last by Bubba2341 24 days ago</description>
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<title>Is J.K. Rowling cunty or crafty?</title>
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<title>What language barrier?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 137 reviews, last by lechuza 28 days ago</description>
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<title>The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place. </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 51 reviews, last by Snark 38 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place.</title>
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<title>I received this in the mail today...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 43 reviews, last by pandora 40 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Charlton Heston  October 4, 1924 - April 5, 2008</title>
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<title>5 Minute Post: I just pissed myself</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 20 reviews, last by sir_cowman 41 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Pregnant MAN, my ass!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 99 reviews, last by RyuFu 43 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Retard ID Cards: A Proposal</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 118 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 46 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Obama Porn Scandal?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 21 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 48 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>fuckpuppies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 21 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 47 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:14:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cyclists</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 36 reviews, last by JonnyX 45 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>News Roundup, March 20, 2008</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 29 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 53 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Takin&#39; it to the streets...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 123 reviews, last by SmirkDog 47 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>KREWL (Chapter 1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 31 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 63 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:25:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only in America...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 21 reviews, last by czwij 67 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Only in America...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by HotWillie 68 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Only in America...</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by sicosemen 68 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:58:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vote now: Best Canadian Film of all time?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 52 reviews, last by DrogoRoch 69 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Random Five Questions Friday:</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.69 on 27 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 70 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Canada VS Mexico</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 27 reviews, last by cuberat 74 days ago</description>
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<title>On Cheating</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 170 reviews, last by TheBrad 73 days ago</description>
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<title>Let's hear it HotWillie, you snaggle-toothed cocksucker, and all you other spineless bags of &#220;bershit!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 147 reviews, last by JustAnotherStudent 73 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Ubergrams: Cluck Clam Jam </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 38 reviews, last by HotWillie 77 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Internet and the Ignorance of Modern Youth</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 78 reviews, last by Lib 48 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Should We Ban Nipples in the Workplace?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 94 reviews, last by MyTeeOne 87 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Obama &amp; The Fainting Femmes</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 36 reviews, last by Falafel 90 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Floating Palace (1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by Nellypaal 88 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>____Head____</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 44 reviews, last by Crystle 67 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>If I had a gun, I'd start shooting Mexicans</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.74 on 54 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 96 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Well hell, since everyone else seems to be blogging this week...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 54 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 99 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>And in a rare case of British ignorance... (+ I am a bastard!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.55 on 53 reviews, last by JonnyX 102 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Mayfield! (IV)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.52 on 27 reviews, last by Linus 103 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Odd dream...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.05 on 46 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 104 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Are YOU Ready?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 70 reviews, last by loopdeloo 106 days ago</description>
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<title>Why do men do this?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 75 reviews, last by loopdeloo 106 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Eating Rain</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 68 reviews, last by Wildman 107 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:23:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Curious...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 22 reviews, last by loopdeloo 106 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>cheapcam gallery (camwhore!)</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Be honest...how would you react to news like this?</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Secret History of &#220;bersite, Vol. 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 121 reviews, last by NerfHerder 123 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>snowman thoughts</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 16 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 126 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Damn, I guess I have to get my Office Assistant fixed.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.64 on 21 reviews, last by Wildman 129 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Oh, fuck it then... Jacktales x 10 + camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114230</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 52 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 130 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>I adopted a little boy...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114154</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 80 reviews, last by sadie73 132 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A Collection of Snapple Real Facts </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114037</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 78 reviews, last by Poots 135 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 23:40:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Year's Eve</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113999</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 17 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 138 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:15:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boxing Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113946</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 27 reviews, last by kaos-king 141 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:04:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa K</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113912</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 136 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Second Coming</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 22 reviews, last by JoeyG 148 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:24:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shatner/Lennon Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113808</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by TheUniter 152 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Hannah</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113787</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 39 reviews, last by jojo747 153 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.01 on 35 reviews, last by Hilarity_Ensues 175 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Shatner/West Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113200</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 29 reviews, last by Dexter-Brown 181 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:48:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chain Gang Cons Versus Ass Rippers from Outer Space (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113140</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 20 reviews, last by TheDoctor 185 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:35:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Resignation Letter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113108</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 79 reviews, last by loki 187 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:01:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chain Gang Cons vs Ass Rippers from Outer Space (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113066</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 32 reviews, last by orphelia 186 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:08:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think it is cool that Ebony magazine is willing to feature white people on the cover. Diversity rocks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112977</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 87 reviews, last by DCWoody 193 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 20:13:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Barry Bonds: Pissy Little Bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112918</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 53 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 196 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bad Water</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112875</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 86 reviews, last by mikethescottish 199 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bad Water</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by beat_raven 201 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Yeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaawwwwwwww!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112839</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 49 reviews, last by shadow 200 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:17:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Sword of Gthnackt: The Blasted Lands Saga (I)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112801</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 20 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 202 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Commentary: California Fires</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112746</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 23 reviews, last by Wildman 204 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:03:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A list of Ubersiters I&#39;d Spend Time With In Real Life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112736</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 49 reviews, last by Bubba2341 206 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:24:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdouchebag of the Year - Vote Now!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112664</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 176 reviews, last by Nellypaal 204 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:54:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>help needed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112640</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 10 reviews, last by steph 205 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Special Olympics Post Wednesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112543</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 46 reviews, last by pillowcase 209 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Deaf VS Blind: My Score Card</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 39 reviews, last by pillowcase 209 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>KBLAMfest* '07</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 68 reviews, last by cuberat 222 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 20:24:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Enough is enough!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112338</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 55 reviews, last by Crystle 224 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>GRUEBERFEST &#39;07: Under the Skin (Warning, this one is long)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112254</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 40 reviews, last by supadupapupa 202 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 23:06:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Waiting (previously posted on pulsehead)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112083</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 23 reviews, last by zwerg 232 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>WLSE* Jack McCallum Does Ghola.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112043</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 28 reviews, last by shadow 231 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:45:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>These kids today are fuckin retards (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111933</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 46 reviews, last by munkeypants 237 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 23:32:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Babydink</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111882</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 28 reviews, last by jared.melton 237 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:30:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I usually never do things like that...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111818</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 243 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:45:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Should Russia Own the North Pole?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111756</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 58 reviews, last by DCWoody 245 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:51:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pandemic: Beginnings (9/14/07)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111737</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by steph 247 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:31:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Cut</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111632</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 33 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 250 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:53:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MST3K: Oh Canada</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111598</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 15 reviews, last by TheUniter 252 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:00:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Trade</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111558</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 21 reviews, last by Natures_Biggest_Mistake 253 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 21:10:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s back to school time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111474</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 35 reviews, last by pen_name 256 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 03:05:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>11th Reason why having a Big Dong isn&#39;t so great (+ camwhore!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111440</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 32 reviews, last by Shlongy 258 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 02:48:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TransWorld: Introduction and a proposal for Uber fiction writers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 62 reviews, last by beer-turtle 253 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:08:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When 18 Holes a Day are Not Enough...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111297</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 69 reviews, last by Teephphah 262 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:18:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Medieval Stick People War - The Trojan Goat...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111261</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 22 reviews, last by ghola 266 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>That was NOT me!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111208</link>
<description>Rating: -0.88 on 30 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 267 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:03:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck it</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111206</link>
<description>Rating: -0.34 on 53 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 232 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Online Journal of Wilgo Weems, Space Diplomat, 20710909</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111172</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 10 reviews, last by rorrim 270 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:39:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Face!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111117</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 41 reviews, last by zoobie2000 271 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:42:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Mythology 101</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111055</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 39 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 185 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Alive (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111024</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 28 reviews, last by fidelcity 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Alive (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111001</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 33 reviews, last by fidelcity 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:47:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Constitutional Freedom is not PC</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110856</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 81 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 280 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Aug 2007 17:53:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SHF07: Sentience</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110786</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 31 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 285 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 15:58:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My review of Alexander Revisited - The Final Cut</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110772</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 17 reviews, last by icarus1987 288 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 02:03:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nooberfest 2007!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110748</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 30 reviews, last by Crystle 289 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Aug 2007 16:59:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There&#39;s something about you...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110698</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 28 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 291 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 17:15:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Amazing Meteor Footage on Liveleak</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110668</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 13 reviews, last by Progr3ss 292 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Aug 2007 21:57:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Update! Sci-Fi Horror Fest 2007</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110640</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 112 reviews, last by haikumikoo 10 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:48:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sci-Fi Horror Fest 2007!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110525</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 48 reviews, last by DeadToast 293 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:48:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Electrictoothsyndrome&#39;s Wet Dream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110491</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 26 reviews, last by SgtHartman 299 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:05:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada: Better than the USA?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110427</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 35 reviews, last by d_prime 299 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:22:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Jesus VS Frankenstein</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110329</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 30 reviews, last by wookie 302 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:31:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Regional Superheroes!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 63 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 252 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:05:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Album Covers: A Selection</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110253</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 305 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:09:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jerry Nadler is a fat ignorant fuck</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110215</link>
<description>Rating: -1.50 on 13 reviews, last by ilikesteak 307 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 17:53:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Full Body BBQ </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 43 reviews, last by pandora 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:08:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Full Body BBQ &lt;i&gt;homo sapiens&lt;/i&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110189</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 4 reviews, last by jamowilly40 232 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:05:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RPM: Full Body BBQ &lt;i&gt;homo sapiens&lt;/i&gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110188</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 308 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:04:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Pelosi says, &quot;Pull out before it is too late!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110123</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 25 reviews, last by ubetidid 309 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:45:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BIH &#151; Lady Bird Johnson &#151;  December 22, 1912 &#151; July 11, 2007</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 31 reviews, last by Crystle 306 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:15:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Source of Shlongy&#39;s Mental Agility and Acerbic Wit Revealed!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110050</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 19 reviews, last by The_Drake 313 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:48:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rate Your Movie Frachise!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110021</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 59 reviews, last by mynameisandy 286 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:19:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2 Minute Story: Mr. Webber's Nipples</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109991</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 24 reviews, last by frankthebear 311 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 22:39:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: National Celebrations</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109874</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 21 reviews, last by Tom 319 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jul 2007 19:27:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Hate-O-Meter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109690</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 40 reviews, last by TheUniter 325 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:37:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A review of Hannibal Rising, a novel I had long anticipated. (From a lifelong Thomas Harris fan who considers every earlier Harris novel a modern classic worth the long wait betwen books.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 50 reviews, last by PhillipTheGreat 317 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:44:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tinfoil Fortress (2 of 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109584</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by AshK 327 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:33:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Re: Good Writing Pls - The Shatner/Sagan Incident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109488</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 45 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 331 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:33:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gee, Thanks...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 104 reviews, last by steph 311 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:36:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gee, Thanks...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109290</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 8 reviews, last by Shlongy 340 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:30:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Amazon.com Employees are Pussies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109249</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 26 reviews, last by thorpe 340 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:34:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LPM: I bought a truck... (camwhore!)*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109157</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 165 reviews, last by fidelcity 260 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:33:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PWT Quote of the Week</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109064</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 48 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 345 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 21:45:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ron Paul&#39;s Giant Pet Goose Egg-Bombs Washington!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108961</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 14 reviews, last by Bubba2341 346 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 22:10:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Buboes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108901</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 26 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 337 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 21:21:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: How Things Work - The Government of the United States of America</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108661</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by Bubba2341 346 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 21:43:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Name that Conspiracy #1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108596</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 20 reviews, last by Bubba2341 346 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:22:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Good Today, Bad Tomorrow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108537</link>
<description>Rating: -1.14 on 15 reviews, last by Bubba2341 346 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 21:40:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tinfoil Fortress (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 38 reviews, last by kaos-king 329 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 21:29:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Chink Stink - An Inquiry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101570</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 75 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 369 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 20:14:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Evidence Linking Cylons to 9/11 Declassified!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101532</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 51 reviews, last by Hilarity_Ensues 372 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 19:48:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Har Har Socialized Medicine!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101496</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 252 reviews, last by thorpe 371 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 May 2007 18:34:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: The Obama Question</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101413</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 28 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bullshit: A Few Words on Bilingualism in Canada</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.21 on 54 reviews, last by DasHeer 372 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Hit the bricks, Pedro, and tear down your own walls before stopping us from building ours.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.99 on 202 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>There's no such thing as bad publicity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101219</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 168 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>GPF: Harry Reid</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 13 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Internet: Good or Bad?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 80 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 369 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>...just one quick twist...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 28 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Hmmm... there appears to be a SIZE limit on gifs...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100960</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 12 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Obama Tongue-lashing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100959</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 4 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:08:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello, Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100955</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 16 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Repost GPF: Al Gore, Gasbag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100954</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 10 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:07:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Al Gore, Gasbag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100953</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 8 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:58:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic - Smith: The Last Breath (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100824</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 25 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:52:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Ahmadinejad is as sane as the rest of us.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100468</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 28 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Apr 2007 15:43:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Hillary flips out</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100233</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>In my next life I want to be...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100182</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 23 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:13:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Japan Saturday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99810</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 30 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Ontarian says: Blow me you foreign jabbering bastards!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99749</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 53 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>APW: Weegee (1903-1975)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99709</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 65 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:08:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Caulaincourt&#39;s Favorite Tummy-warming Snack</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99612</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 46 reviews, last by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls 376 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:55:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stephen Hawking Addresses Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 28 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 435 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 14:30:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Sci-Fi Channel Movie-O-Matic!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99527</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 34 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 438 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 19:59:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Volker Stumpf (1882 - c1940)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 40 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 438 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Mar 2007 23:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bandwagon this!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 26 reviews, last by Susie_Derkins 441 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Mar 2007 07:14:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lay Down Sally</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99338</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 43 reviews, last by LittleMonster 442 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2007 22:30:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another day, another fucking asshole</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99286</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 36 reviews, last by wookie 445 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 21:22:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coming soon to the Uber Multiplex...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99214</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 446 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:36:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>commercial voice-whore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99145</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 38 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 368 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:23:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Four Corners Hole [back from a brief hiatus] - Women&#39;s World (IV)  Divergence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99098</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 70 reviews, last by haikumikoo 18 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:25:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Zebra, Ladies and Gentlemen...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99053</link>
<description>Rating: -0.69 on 105 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 449 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:46:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Standoff</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98952</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by FALLEN 194 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 16:11:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Saturday Night Too Many Beers Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98878</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 45 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 447 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:56:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Brief History of JonnyX</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98780</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 39 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 459 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:17:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention: Montr&#233;al</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98745</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 69 reviews, last by JonnyX 461 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 23:01:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Method...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98670</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 52 reviews, last by Wisher 462 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:14:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little fuckers...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98626</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 36 reviews, last by G-prime 463 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Who Killed Anna Nicole Smith?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98581</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 55 reviews, last by erosion_rules 465 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Feb 2007 22:39:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Steinlen&#39;s Cats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98521</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 29 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 467 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 18:16:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reliquary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98442</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by ghola 350 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Feb 2007 23:40:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Miss Sally: An Appreciation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98383</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 469 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Chinese Faggots: The Next Wave</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98342</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 99 reviews, last by rob_berg 467 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 19:37:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attn: World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98313</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 39 reviews, last by thecaes 472 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 00:04:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rustler Magazine Asks the Question: What is the truth about 9/11 and what should we do now?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98221</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 36 reviews, last by JonnyX 474 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:35:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Men are Evil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98180</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 137 reviews, last by Wisher 473 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:56:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cigarettes: Better than Sex</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98132</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 52 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 474 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 21:56:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Resonance (an afternoon quickie)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97976</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 17 reviews, last by dexpaxas 480 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:51:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meat City (II) (A Summer Breeze... uh... short)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97948</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 22 reviews, last by horse87 481 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 22:13:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Forgiven</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 350 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:24:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More uberdata worth consideration...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97922</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 42 reviews, last by ih8u2man 483 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:04:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Electrictoothsyndrome Post Template</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97852</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 50 reviews, last by indoninja 484 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>On This Day In History (50,000 BC)</title>
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<title>2007: A Look Back</title>
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<title>Uber Death Pool &#39;07</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:45:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber DEATH POOL 07</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 505 days ago</description>
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<title>Remains of &#39;06</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by swimmingbirdblue 482 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Laundry Day...</title>
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<title>New Zealand: 10 Fascinating Facts</title>
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<title>When Animals Attack!</title>
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<title>The Race to Watch in &#39;08!</title>
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<title>Happy Thanksgiving, Uber!</title>
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<title>Pink Cloud</title>
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<title>Titan</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 36 reviews, last by Evil_Morg 552 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Halifax, 1918</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Cleo&#39;s 2006 Halloween Message</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>A request for the musically inclined...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 36 reviews, last by Bigmike 571 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Fuck...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 16 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 572 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:32:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Into The Deep</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 23 reviews, last by Anansie 571 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 00:04:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little Souls</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 31 reviews, last by MadameDestrukt 576 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by homer42 483 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Once There Were Faggots</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Grueberfest &#39;06 R2 &#39;The Hallway&#39;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 18 reviews, last by Anansie 581 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:57:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Summer Breeze</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 350 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Oct 2006 20:15:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93781</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 53 reviews, last by jfreakman 593 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 21:27:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Clawhammer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93630</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 32 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 599 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:55:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flawed</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by kaos-king 350 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:40:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grueberfest 06: Round One - Walking Spanish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 30 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 580 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:28:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Regarding my so-called alter...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93205</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 46 reviews, last by Alter 236 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Live From Canada!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93063</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 48 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 610 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Rock</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 38 reviews, last by zwerg 365 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>APW: Lucy the Elephant</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92731</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 26 reviews, last by hidden101 607 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Revenge Piss</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92685</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 56 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 621 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Titles for everyone - A to Z x 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92570</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 14 reviews, last by Sepsis 622 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Sep 2006 03:24:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Death in D-Cups: Potentially Fatal Oversights by the TSA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 55 reviews, last by forthewin 536 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Paper</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92325</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 27 reviews, last by Crystle 369 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 19:44:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberPool - Guess Who?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92281</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 26 reviews, last by Wildman 633 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Mustangs on Mars</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92219</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 39 reviews, last by Bubba2341 536 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:25:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Uberkids! (NSFW if you are offended by cartoon penii)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92171</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 42 reviews, last by phuzzygish 635 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 17:58:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberword #1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 53 reviews, last by joedaddy 616 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 21:38:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll 2006!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92084</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 88 reviews, last by ripple 634 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:41:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ignorance, USA</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 63 reviews, last by Merlina 637 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:13:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ignorance, USA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92047</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 4 reviews, last by WingedFoote 637 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:06:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ignorance, USA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92046</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:06:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Genocide</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92024</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 19 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 637 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:51:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>California Hollow (long fiction)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91950</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 45 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 638 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The SHOCKING Truth Behind Shlongy&#39;s Big Night Out!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91897</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 58 reviews, last by awesome_face 638 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:47:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The United Airlines / African American Conspiracy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91849</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 89 reviews, last by jgreening 642 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 21:58:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Muslim Bastards!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91789</link>
<description>Rating: 0.01 on 65 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 643 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:09:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Foreign Films - Yes or No?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91758</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 173 reviews, last by bob 309 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 20:23:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Operation Hot Babe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91707</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 38 reviews, last by OfficeZombie 646 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 19:59:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Baa-aah-aah, you fucking sheep!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 136 reviews, last by rob_berg 272 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:05:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>St Eubrie: APW - Randall Baker (1855-1881)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91591</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by Crystle 565 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Aug 2006 20:40:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>St Eubrie: The Cleansing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91544</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 26 reviews, last by Fey 455 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Aug 2006 22:21:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>St Eubrie: Smiths &amp; Baptistes (I) George and Valerie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91492</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 22 reviews, last by Fey 456 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Aug 2006 21:45:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to St Eubrie: Introduction and a Proposal for Uber Fiction Writers!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91421</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 122 reviews, last by Crystle 634 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Aug 2006 22:48:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A few of the things that annoy the shit out of me at work.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91372</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 88 reviews, last by FlakMonkey 600 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 21:21:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW - Gil Elvgren (1914-1980)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91316</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 46 reviews, last by Crystle 189 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Aug 2006 20:48:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Midnight Blue Semi</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91263</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 46 reviews, last by spyder882001 21 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Aug 2006 20:00:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADD: Amy's Abortion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91208</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 37 reviews, last by hidden101 506 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:55:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADD: Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91151</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 16 reviews, last by Poots 659 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:19:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADD: Rickshaw Fantasies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91096</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 36 reviews, last by Bundaberg 660 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Bubba.......?</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 662 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:14:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Curt Swan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90964</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 12 reviews, last by Poots 663 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:00:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Burning Druid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90907</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 27 reviews, last by Crystle 663 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:17:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is unacceptable...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90815</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 45 reviews, last by Wiggles 665 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 22:11:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Old People</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90802</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 27 reviews, last by alwayspeach1 666 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:46:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gold Mountain War: The Stephen Chans</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 47 reviews, last by apollo88 668 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:42:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Daddy's Little Girl</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90694</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 50 reviews, last by Circe 669 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:48:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meet the Neighbors</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90636</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 32 reviews, last by experima 347 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:32:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Roots of Uber #55</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90589</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 66 reviews, last by Stabkill 472 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:20:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nuking Mecca: Is it Time?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90526</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 75 reviews, last by goferforhire 671 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:29:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Inner Demons</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90500</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 25 reviews, last by bleuluna 674 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:58:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Office Supplies - The best bandwagon ever (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90460</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 22 reviews, last by karates_badboy 676 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:56:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scratchers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90365</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 38 reviews, last by steph 676 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 22:28:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I say kill the little fucks... or at least, cut off their pricks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90180</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 184 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 676 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jul 2006 17:34:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flame and Soot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90112</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by Bubba2341 682 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 18:53:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Night in Jack's Head</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.16 on 64 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 411 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 22:16:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Redemption Road (7)</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Rock by the Fire</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 41 reviews, last by fun_with_needles 656 days ago</description>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 51 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 306 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Should Jack Bauer Die?</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 720 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 18:54:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am better than all of you</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 06:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am better than all of you</title>
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<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 06:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am better than all of you</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 26 reviews, last by WingedFoote 626 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 06:07:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dateline NBC: Chickenhawk Smackdown!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 114 reviews, last by Jeanneee 719 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88331</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 725 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>IGKTW - Round 4: Marshie (Long!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 31 reviews, last by Coyote 725 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>The Lime in the Sand</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.26 on 46 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Nigger / Nigga</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 141 reviews, last by Flack 707 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 24 reviews, last by Bundaberg 723 days ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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<title>Sunset</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by fuzzy_buzz 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jack McCallum</author>
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