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<title>Howland Island</title>
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<title>Uberdirectory Camwhore 08</title>
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<title>Careful, Reading This Post Will Make You GHEY</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.62 on 37 reviews, last by JonnyX 147 days ago</description>
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<title>If It&#39;s Not Scottish, It&#39;s Crap!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.22 on 67 reviews, last by JonnyX 160 days ago</description>
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<title>Happy Birthday, Abe Vigoda</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 22 reviews, last by Fartman 227 days ago</description>
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<title>Where is my goddam Iranian Oil Bourse, ETS??</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 15 reviews, last by stone8946 228 days ago</description>
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<title>Earl Scruggs wins Lifetime Grammy Award, kicks BOSHman right in the balls</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 29 reviews, last by HellRazer 238 days ago</description>
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<title>Merry Kwanzaa Uber - TheUniter is Apollo/CapnThorns</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.21 on 37 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 240 days ago</description>
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<title>Croatoan</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 231 days ago</description>
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<title>You Know Who in 10 More Years...</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.14 on 16 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 306 days ago</description>
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<title>What I did at the SEMA show in Vegas</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.21 on 37 reviews, last by rob_berg 312 days ago</description>
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<title>Some English Slag...</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.06 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 292 days ago</description>
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<title>Burning Down The House...A Report from San Diego</title>
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<title>Flying Squirrel</title>
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<title>What Would You Hit This with?</title>
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<title>Best. Dialogue. Evar. (Movies Edition)</title>
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<title>The Har Har Emu Girl</title>
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<title>Proper Glove Technique for Prostate Examination</title>
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<title>Kaos-King, A Rejoinder to your Post of Today</title>
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<title>The Uber-Odd Couple</title>
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<title>Ugliest Chick in the World</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 45 reviews, last by Fey 372 days ago</description>
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<title>Guess The Movie (NSFW, mild)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.41 on 44 reviews, last by Susie_Derkins 388 days ago</description>
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<title>Happy Ramadan, Sfagnum</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.58 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 390 days ago</description>
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<title>Poor Sfagnum, he cries the Tears of a Clown</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.33 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 391 days ago</description>
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<title>Saccy, What Are You Doing on the Cover of Time Magazine?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.30 on 37 reviews, last by scourge 392 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Hey Guys, My Dad left the Liquor Cabinet Open!!! + Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 23 reviews, last by Sphagnum 394 days ago</description>
<author>Shlongy, Junior</author>
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<title>Are They Still In There?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.14 on 15 reviews, last by Natures_Biggest_Mistake 397 days ago</description>
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<title>Ubersite Slated for Permanent Shutdown 8/31/07</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 19 reviews, last by Sphagnum 398 days ago</description>
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<title>What Mrs. Shlongy REALLY looks like</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 15 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 408 days ago</description>
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<title>Slypher&#39;s got a Severe Head Injury</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 28 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 410 days ago</description>
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<title>SPT - Guess my rack size for fabulous prizes! - Round 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 40 reviews, last by SgtHartman 414 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>SPT - Guess my rack size for fabulous prizes!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110861</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 40 reviews, last by haikumikoo 421 days ago</description>
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<title>Waiting for the Next Moment</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 21 reviews, last by TheUniter 433 days ago</description>
<author>kaos-queen</author>
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<title>Available at Comic-Con this week!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.03 on 26 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 435 days ago</description>
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<title>Paragon of Oriental Faggotry</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.10 on 17 reviews, last by Sphagnum 441 days ago</description>
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<title>Activating All Alters!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 37 reviews, last by Sphagnum 441 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Oathmeal Makes the Cover of People Magazine!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110081</link>
<description>Rating: -0.19 on 25 reviews, last by Sphagnum 441 days ago</description>
<author>Phoning It In Since 2004</author>
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<title>RPM - Double Baked Mac-n-Cheese</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 38 reviews, last by TheUniter 461 days ago</description>
<author>Phoning It In Since 2004</author>
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<title>Big Ol&#39; Rack (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.64 on 36 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 356 days ago</description>
<author>Phoning It In Since 2004</author>
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<title>GPF - The Coolest Sci-Fi TeeVee show evar!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.46 on 20 reviews, last by EmoJean 431 days ago</description>
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<title>Lyrik Kontest</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by messmind 474 days ago</description>
<author>JennyX</author>
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<title>I quit my job today - was that a good call?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.17 on 43 reviews, last by TheUniter 480 days ago</description>
<author>UCSB_guy</author>
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<title>Submit a message</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.54 on 31 reviews, last by raebuf 481 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>God?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 10 reviews, last by Sphagnum 482 days ago</description>
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<title>Uberdirectory Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.31 on 40 reviews, last by Maddog 485 days ago</description>
<author>krissi</author>
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<title>SPT: Scot Post Thursday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 13 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 492 days ago</description>
<author>JennyX</author>
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<title>SPT: Scot Post Thursday</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 491 days ago</description>
<author>JennyX</author>
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<title>GPF - Camwhore, as inspired by Beano</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.65 on 19 reviews, last by rob_berg 497 days ago</description>
<author>JennyX</author>
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<title>Posting just to piss _One_ person off</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.46 on 16 reviews, last by Shlongy 504 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>El Monumento Mundial del Amor</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.45 on 16 reviews, last by JonnyX 504 days ago</description>
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<title>SPT - Do you like my Hat? (Last Bandwagon out of Saigon)</title>
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<title>SPT - LOLGodz get Olde Skool</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 42 reviews, last by ChalupaTres 515 days ago</description>
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<title>Forget the GGazongas, I make Gene Simmons jealous!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 66 reviews, last by JonnyX 524 days ago</description>
<author>Queen BOSHlee</author>
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<title>So Round, So Fresh, So Fully Packed (So SPT)</title>
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<title>Ride Her Until the Fender Crumples</title>
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<title>Three Hundred Thousand</title>
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<title>GPF: Ghost in The Machine</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 56 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 545 days ago</description>
<author>Dances.With.Faggots.</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 25 reviews, last by Yahweh 550 days ago</description>
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<title>I fart in your general direction</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by hugafriend 550 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Soviet Ho-Bag Seeks American Idiot</title>
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<author>Russienne With a Pearl Necklace</author>
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<title>Let&#39;s end this - Meet Me in Person Next Weekend!</title>
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<title>All Time Favourite Fantasy Hockey Starting Five</title>
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<title>Crouching Tiger, Clenching Butthole</title>
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<title>no boys allowed, again (SSFW)</title>
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<title>The Most Beautiful Girl in The World</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.64 on 22 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 609 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 34 reviews, last by rob_berg 616 days ago</description>
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<title>Pulp Fiction, featuring mystery camwhore</title>
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<title>The Rupture is Upon Us, Save Me Jeebus!!!</title>
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<title>What Village Person are You?</title>
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<title>Happy Birthday Jeanneee!</title>
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<title>My Governator can beat up your Governator</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 41 reviews, last by JonnyX 223 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 4 Oct 2006 17:09:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.78 on 26 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 51 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93398</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 33 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>New Fall TV Shows to Hate, plus the Hottest Television Actress EVAR</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93197</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 60 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Re-enactment of the Last Scene from Planet of the Apes (1968)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93107</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 31 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>I make OathMeal Fill his Trousers with Poo-Poo-Poo (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93016</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 51 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>I make OathMeal cry Bitter Tears of Boo-Hoo-Hoo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92948</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 136 reviews, last by Axolotl 399 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Pentagon Office Pool - How Many Canadians Can We Kill and Get Away With It?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92724</link>
<description>Rating: -0.09 on 44 reviews, last by DonovanMD 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>APW - She&#39;s All Grown Up (SSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92446</link>
<description>Rating: -0.46 on 37 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>UberMadness IV - Just Chill Out, plus the UberMascot (SSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92279</link>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Me In My Supergirl Costume</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 40 reviews, last by livEvil 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Rap Music Sucks, and People Who Like Rap Music Suck.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92113</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 149 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Isn&#39;t it time for UberMadness IV yet?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91993</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 77 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Does anyone have $118000 they could spare? - SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91940</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 43 reviews, last by SilentRenegade 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>WARNING: Another John Major Terror Attack is Imminent</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91800</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 26 reviews, last by Laser 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>SPT - How I picture Ubersite User (JonnyX)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91645</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 35 reviews, last by kybernetikum 726 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>St. Eubrie - Bad Dealings Behind the KwikSnak</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91535</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 32 reviews, last by Snalty 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>One Last Thing Before I Go-Go</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91314</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 66 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 2 years ago</description>
<author>badassmoto</author>
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<title>Spot the Fag!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 50 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 573 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>ADD: Assbangers Deluxe!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91213</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 27 reviews, last by phauna 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Goodbye Tomcat, My Old Friend</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 33 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Rick James, Still Dead One Year Later</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91014</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 16 reviews, last by Beano312003 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Man From N.E.G.R.O</author>
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<title>Jews Kick The Shit out of Lebanon, World Yawns</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 43 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago</description>
<author>KindaJews</author>
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<title>Sphagnum&#39;s Alters Miss Me When I Don&#39;t Post (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90906</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 20 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Shlongy is so old that he...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90743</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 63 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Japanese women who like to stick things in their mouth (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90685</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 58 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>How Does One Sucker a Dude To Date A Chick With A Kid?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90587</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 65 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>JennyZ</author>
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<title>Lebensraum Needed (No Shlongy content, but perky NSFW to make up for it)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90453</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 34 reviews, last by kybernetikum 727 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Just off APWire - PROOF of Al-Qaeda involvement in Bombay bombings!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90396</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 37 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 17:20:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Adventure With The Raelians (TBU)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90185</link>
<description>Rating: -0.01 on 34 reviews, last by chipolatte 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Taking Back Ubersite (TBU) - Summer Re-Run Contest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90114</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 54 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 19:56:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberDirectory Camwhore o&#39; Bodypaint</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90045</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 25 reviews, last by paint_it_black 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jul 2006 16:53:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FilthyAssistant + Guacamole = GOOD TIMES!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89884</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 63 reviews, last by kybernetikum 726 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:22:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Deep Fried Snacks at the County Fair!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89837</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 581 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:20:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Julie,</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89541</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 28 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 2 years ago</description>
<author>runswithsteakknives</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:11:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>not a Patscheerleader</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89489</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 27 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Do any white people work in fast food anymore?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89477</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 78 reviews, last by loki 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>If I Were Ruler Of The World...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89433</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 39 reviews, last by d_prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>&quot;Yes, Mommy likes to sleep with strange men...&quot; (SSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89381</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 74 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Me and My Lingerie Posts (semi SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89297</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 42 reviews, last by livEvil 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:13:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Uberia Wars - 2 - &#39;Shlong Train A-Runnin, All Night Long&#39;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89232</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 62 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 17:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ello! My Firsty Story and First Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89141</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 100 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>KatiaKutie</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:45:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s it all about, Shlongy?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89075</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 16 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>NationStates 103</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88885</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 43 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>6/6/06 Succubus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 26 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>When Eyebrows Ruled the Earth</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88695</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 60 reviews, last by Jeanneee 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>(SPT) Gheybeard Returns???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88654</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 74 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jun 2006 19:28:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes, These Legs Go All The Way Up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 49 reviews, last by JonnyX 623 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 16:20:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attn: Europe &amp; Australasia, Memorial Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88442</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 37 reviews, last by Wildman 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 22:12:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drunken Whore Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88376</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 75 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 17:38:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APT - Manet, Lunch on the Grass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88321</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 13 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>APW - Manet, Lunch on the Grass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88320</link>
<description>Rating: -1.16 on 8 reviews, last by snag 531 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 18:14:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Caulaincourt&#39;s Heterosexuality D&#233;bonked!</title>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Asian Mystery Woman In The Supermarket!</title>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 32 reviews, last by G-prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>UberTwilightZone - &quot;Lashed To The Mast&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 11 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>UberTwilightZone - &quot;Lashed To The Mast&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 18:56:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>For COMountain, the Flat Spot hits the spot</title>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Public Service Annoucement - Part 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 33 reviews, last by CookieLass 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>The 4 Manifestations of Evil (NSFW, kinda)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 21 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Bra Fence Attacked!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Bra Fence Attacked</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 6 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 531 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Pirate Post Monday (NoContentWhatSoEvar)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87097</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 48 reviews, last by CookieLass 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>I shot my load in the face of some Australian woman at Sea World, and boy was she pissed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86955</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 68 reviews, last by konohasaiyajin 642 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Purple Breasts to Match my Purple Tongue</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.07 on 38 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>Halarity_Ensues</author>
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<title>Digging into your Flesh with an Electric Needle</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.74 on 84 reviews, last by Foolproof 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>n00berfest - maxillofacial madness!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 26 reviews, last by malkavian 2 years ago</description>
<author>I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>National D&#233;colletage Festivus!</title>
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<title>Happy Birthday Apollo!</title>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.27 on 44 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>A Fistful Of Chavvy</title>
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<author>moizzz</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.17 on 21 reviews, last by disko 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 29 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.06 on 25 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Happy Birthday JonnyX??</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 50 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 275 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 67 reviews, last by Sphagnum 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 26 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 46 reviews, last by Sphagnum 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 48 reviews, last by ih8u2man 665 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>NationStates 102</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83153</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 29 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Them Goooogle ads are pretty freaking halarious+CAMWHORE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83031</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by earth_collapse 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Like Vienna Sausages, covering up the steeze</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82947</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 19 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:09:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1 976 Har Har Peener</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82884</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 34 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:21:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s worth 5 dollars, but that&#39;s a pretty fuckin good milkshake</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by Foonbo 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 19:47:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82595</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 38 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:26:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All I got for Xmas was Lingerie (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81670</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 23 reviews, last by hollygolitely 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 18:27:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jack McCallum, Heat Miser</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80983</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 18:48:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A BIG Shout-out to the Six Pointy, my Heeb-Bro!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80924</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 30 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:06:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS - Michael Jackson dead from overdose????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80759</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>So I says to Mabel I says...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80672</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 24 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Dec 2005 18:39:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tears of an Emo Clown</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80541</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 25 reviews, last by paulblakeford 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Dec 2005 19:49:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who wants to drive my Toyota girl?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80297</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 35 reviews, last by Iago 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 19:35:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I scanned my &#39;ass&#39; - CAMWHORE (slight NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80237</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 28 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 21:17:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Caulaincourt for Prime Minister!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80158</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 53 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 21:09:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I know what I&#39;m getting Caulaincourt for Xmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 41 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Watch Jack McCallum&#39;s Head Explode!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79469</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by jack11058 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>I Think I&#39;m Pretty...Do You Have A Problem With That?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79405</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 46 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Having a Korean Lady walk on your Back while talking on her cell-phone is more complicated than you think</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 26 reviews, last by konohasaiyajin 642 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>HELP! Some one has wired my penos with dynamite and it will explode unless I get 1 hit per minute!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 8 reviews, last by choir 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:21:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures don&#39;t work today, so DON&#39;T upload any!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78744</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 26 reviews, last by kybernetikum 2 years ago</description>
<author>BartBartBart</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:58:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#39;Skate it off&#39; doesn&#39;t mean much when you are losing 112-2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by kimberly 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Nov 2005 20:44:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Thing to do on a Warm Summer&#39;s Day (?NSFW?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78360</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 15 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:58:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pansies...the new black</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78258</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 11 reviews, last by kybernetikum 727 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 23:52:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I want my MICHAEL JACKSON  back, dammit!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77963</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 34 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 19:38:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Calling All British Uberites: Come here to cast your votes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77894</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 30 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:39:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(SPT) Degrassi Uber High, or did you hear what that bitch said about Urbane?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77417</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 33 reviews, last by leilani 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:10:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GLALL&#39;s Mellow Gold</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77312</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 19 reviews, last by Inmate867428 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:39:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yum, Kippers!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76993</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 30 reviews, last by alas_me 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:38:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Negroes would be rioting, if there were any left to riot - plus Merlina&#39;s lingerie!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76861</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 27 reviews, last by alas_me 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>God Really Hates Us Lately, plus Forensicgirl&#39;s lingerie!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76800</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 35 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:02:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>JonnyX hits the Lottery - I&#39;m rich, bitches!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 27 reviews, last by XFile 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 19:13:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How ya gonna Do it? Auto +2 it!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76596</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 53 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 19:17:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Reign of 400 Blows in Alphaville - My Uberversary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76509</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by ess-arr 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Haiku Post Monday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76332</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 15 reviews, last by Magickmuse 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Lessons I, JonnyX, leamed from Hurricane Katrina</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76046</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 34 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 16:51:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C1ndy, here&#39;s a picture of the Hatch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75690</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 23 reviews, last by maiorano84 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 18:34:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(HPT) The Original!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75549</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 29 reviews, last by nicballs 362 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Rastus &amp; Rufus (AussieFreeFriday!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>&#39;Aristocrats&#39; Ubercontest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75245</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 20 reviews, last by maiorano84 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
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<title>Selling off all my dildoes for Hurricane Katrina relief!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75165</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>&#220;rbane Mischief</author>
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<title>some important statistics you need to see</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75064</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>DudeThat&#39;sBOSCH!</author>
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<title>The importance of measuring your titties (spt)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74783</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 24 reviews, last by BranDo 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:08:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why the Rest of the World should be Grateful for Hurricane Katrina</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74703</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 62 reviews, last by crx 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Sep 2005 16:49:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The History Of Boringness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74660</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by COMountain 2 years ago</description>
<author>Stephen Durel</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 22:32:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BPW - Bishop In Drag!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74265</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:31:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Katrina and the Waves (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74205</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 25 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 21:16:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Katrina and the Waves (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74204</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 7 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 21:14:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ground Zero, Montr&#233;al</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74119</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 21 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:46:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Free South African Money!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73991</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 20 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:57:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(ASPT) - Anti-Shit Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73922</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 37 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 20:16:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My trip to the ER, plus Sexy Nurse photos!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73847</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 33 reviews, last by nahnoneofit 2 years ago</description>
<author>jimthefiend &lt;jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:03:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - You Want A Piece of Me, Bitches?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73444</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 23 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:50:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sphagnum</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73366</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 29 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:16:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Finally Back in the United States! + reminder camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72906</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 64 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kristy Swan &lt;kswan.at.burntmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 16:54:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m back, you tools</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72819</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 37 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>McBain</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Aug 2005 16:28:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberHoliday - Haiku Post Monday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72725</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 14 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 16:30:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Quim Fiddler On The Roof (OJPF, NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72574</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 17:44:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(SPT) Gheybeard, Butt-Pirate of the Caribbean</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 14 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Aug 2005 19:12:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Passing Time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by nicballs 362 days ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2005 23:52:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71930</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 13 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 16:11:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Post While Sober, Review While Drunk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71639</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 21 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 17:26:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Constantly Waiting</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71467</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:55:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m watching you...you SPT you...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71362</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 26 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 18:41:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what the hell man, whom killed him and why, because they want somethin, and now you must sleep with the fishies...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71178</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 29 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:42:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(HPM) - Happy Birthday Hoff!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71003</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 15 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 18:51:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Face First</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70814</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 00:23:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks Hirilnara, I won the Lottery because of your story (true!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70790</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 11 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 17:06:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - UberPost Number 705</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70707</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 18 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:42:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid Canadian Tourists!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Wailaincourt</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:32:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bombs Under London - Where&#39;s the Skinhead Ultraviolence?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70483</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 20 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 15:53:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Haiku Post Monday - Aussie-Free Fridays!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70396</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 19 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 16:24:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberLaw and Order</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70256</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 67 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 18:31:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(SPT) - London 2012 Olympic Mascot!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70171</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 20 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 19:48:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>VeniVidiWhiny, or why is Justin being such a douche?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70070</link>
<description>Rating: -0.81 on 62 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 22:40:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America is now even MORE fucked, plus Sandra Day O&#39;Connor&#39;s lingerie!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 34 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>JonnyX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jul 2005 19:09:55 -0000</pubDate>
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