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<title>Really Important Hidden101, please read.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/121335</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 22 reviews, last by JonnyX 246 days ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Mar 2009 20:33:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Best song ever.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117195</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 35 reviews, last by Istaros 289 days ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:02:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m voting for Ron Paul.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114482</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 38 reviews, last by Fungah 667 days ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:18:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m voting for Ron Paul.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114481</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 8 reviews, last by Wildman 668 days ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 20:15:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN: apollo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112617</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 22 reviews, last by YELLOW-MAN 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:13:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whoever made that &quot;joke&quot; page about Hannah and sent it to her mom, what the fuck is wrong with you?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112328</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 120 reviews, last by jamowilly40 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 17:18:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uhm, the most mack daddy fictional character of them all, period.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112283</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 30 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2007 17:58:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reasons why the women want me and the men want to be:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111934</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 168 reviews, last by Istaros 680 days ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:45:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ve got a plane ticket to anywhere. Where do I go?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111877</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 90 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;dieselmchugecock.at.madeofsteel.net&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:36:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If we act now, we may be able to prevent 50 cent from ever making rap music again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111620</link>
<description>Rating: -0.51 on 66 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;falloutdreams.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:46:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You people are all disgusting, miserable fucks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110954</link>
<description>Rating: -0.39 on 107 reviews, last by d_prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;falloutdreams.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:42:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worst moment of pain in your life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110574</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 112 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;falloutdreams.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:38:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do you like my bat?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101649</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 19 reviews, last by czwij 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;falloutdreams.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 13:47:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anyone got life figured out yet?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101525</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 45 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 17:28:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spiderman 3 Questions:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101475</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 37 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 May 2007 03:36:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here&#39;s something to really freak ETS out: Wal-Mart begins building their own CIA.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101038</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 21 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:29:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>R.I.P. Boris Yeltsin.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101001</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 10 reviews, last by BubbaEarl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 18:24:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Al Sharpton.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100652</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 24 reviews, last by Quint 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:42:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A little info about the legal system in reference to Ebola May&#39;s DUI/Waiter post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100565</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 228 reviews, last by MidnightToSix 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:08:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What has two thumbs and gives blowjobs?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100379</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 57 reviews, last by chicagogirl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 19:01:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A rational way to approach conspiracy theories.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100330</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 39 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Apr 2007 19:02:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The serious threat of mercury.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98700</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:57:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yeah, the Bears win! Yeah, Habeeb, woooo! Let&#39;s all have a party!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98402</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 19 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Feb 2007 03:31:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wow, a little over a mile?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98336</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 23 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 17:17:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apologize for slavery?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98249</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 92 reviews, last by greEn_uGly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 15:21:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chasing the setting sun.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 10 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:18:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For all you guys that play Fantasy football.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97428</link>
<description>Rating: -1.57 on 17 reviews, last by Kaelic 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Jan 2007 00:30:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Saddam is dead ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97254</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:01:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In the spirit of Christmas ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97118</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 33 reviews, last by jade_digitalmedia 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:39:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A hypothetical question:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96886</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 73 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:23:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bret, seriously, stop.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95553</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 33 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 18:02:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do women really want equality?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95296</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 223 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Nov 2006 19:17:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We all need crime.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95231</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 46 reviews, last by Wildman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Nov 2006 15:08:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alright, a serious question for Ubersite that everyone can enjoy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94652</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:50:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is a serious writer&#39;s forum.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94534</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 34 reviews, last by chicagogirl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:36:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My new dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94132</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 37 reviews, last by chicagogirl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Oct 2006 20:54:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another fucking awesome day at the animal shelter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93821</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 48 reviews, last by ArcEld 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Oct 2006 03:35:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When life isn&#39;t what you want it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93316</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 26 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:55:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A story you are guaranteed to hate.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92904</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 29 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:01:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another rewarding thing I did: Volunteered at the animal shelter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92850</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 49 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:42:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What a wicked game to play.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92745</link>
<description>Rating: 0.32 on 56 reviews, last by hot_pocket 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Sep 2006 05:38:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Steven Irwin was a great man.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92636</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 37 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Sep 2006 00:19:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How do you feel about gays?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92551</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 101 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Sep 2006 02:55:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just for all you fuck nuts to read.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92233</link>
<description>Rating: -0.73 on 34 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:54:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ballad of endless infamy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92116</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 72 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 18:05:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Finally, the real reason Schlongy and Ghola met up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91945</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 36 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 20:08:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck, I know you guys are tired of hearing about Hannah, but ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91901</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 35 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 00:32:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hannah update with pictures.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91759</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 134 reviews, last by ih8u2man 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:21:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What is with all the hostility towards older women?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91654</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 70 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:20:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>OK, Ubersite, it&#39;s up and running ... helphannah.org</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91487</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 735 reviews, last by NecroBlanca1 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Aug 2006 20:48:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Calling Ubersite for help --- maybe we can make a difference, or something altruistic like that.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91327</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 100 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 02:47:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A somewhat amusing gym story.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90965</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 32 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:44:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why it&#39;s hard for me to care about Uber, and some current events.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90699</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 66 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:46:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A really tasteless picture.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90357</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 44 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 18:33:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures of the celestial host, whom enter the fire and yet do not burn.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89911</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 27 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jul 2006 01:37:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do yourself a favor and watch the Law &amp; Order: CI marathon.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88514</link>
<description>Rating: -0.86 on 21 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 19:07:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It finally happened today: The break with reality caused by Amelia Granberry.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88083</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 117 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 18:53:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My thoughts on drinking and driving.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88032</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 35 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 15:28:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is bullshit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87891</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 37 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 20:36:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Indiana Jones and the beat up looking kitchen.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87091</link>
<description>Rating: -0.19 on 57 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:58:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go see Silent Hill.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87009</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 45 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:25:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My first experience helping someone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86702</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 19 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:18:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just think, we travel into these unknown depths and when we die, we need not go far to lie in our graves.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86402</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 31 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Apr 2006 23:37:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is not Fight Club. (A Message for ETS.).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85726</link>
<description>Rating: 0.32 on 29 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:11:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whew ... for a minute, I lost myself.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84547</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 38 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:40:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the hell.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83728</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 54 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Feb 2006 19:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Finally one of those guys ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83140</link>
<description>Rating: -0.01 on 55 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 16:03:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just a picture. Carry on.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82116</link>
<description>Rating: -0.34 on 50 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 20:44:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78352</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 21 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 21:23:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things that make me not miserable. OK, happy, christ.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76978</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 23 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 15:41:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I don&#39;t need you to ask me if I have a girlfriend.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 47 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:01:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Working out is pointless.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76674</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 47 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 23:18:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Times you wish you were dead.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76093</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 67 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:59:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First rough draft for a ten minute play I am writing. Criticism of the constructive kind would be appreciated from any playwrights out there. Includes rape.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75676</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 31 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 16:24:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why the fuck do women do this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74591</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 49 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 03:40:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A sorry ass cleansing of the soul.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74477</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 34 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Sep 2005 23:55:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do you realize that there is no objective morality?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73691</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 66 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 19:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Now accepting applications for Ubersite arch-nemesis.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71839</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 79 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:25:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You know what fucking sucks? Ubermadness.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71589</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 57 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 07:12:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I would like the men and women of Ubersite to do something for me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71448</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 65 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:28:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A day in the life of a retail slave.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71177</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 30 reviews, last by hot_pocket 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:37:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My boobs, but possibly SFW.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70937</link>
<description>Rating: -0.35 on 30 reviews, last by Cinderblock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 02:03:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey Kristen, I have some questions for you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67963</link>
<description>Rating: -0.39 on 40 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Jun 2005 17:22:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The best way to lose bodyfat (Part two of a fitness series)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61769</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 58 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 04:25:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to gain weight (Part one of a fitness series).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61767</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 17 reviews, last by sideshow 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:44:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A question of ethics: Would you sleep with the hot 16 year old?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61536</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 167 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Mar 2005 05:56:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who cares about the Superbowl? I don&#39;t.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58827</link>
<description>Rating: 0.49 on 92 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2005 01:56:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alright, this is going to be long ... here&#39;s praying I don&#39;t run out of steam: Some brief thoughts on women.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53391</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 79 reviews, last by Nobb 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Dec 2004 04:00:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I can&#39;t sleep.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52539</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 19 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 09:27:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A bad picture.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50806</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 33 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Nov 2004 21:33:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The drama is driving me insane, part II.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49610</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 28 reviews, last by Mario 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 08:04:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can you pick out who is lying about being raped?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48781</link>
<description>Rating: -0.52 on 76 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 14:20:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ll be the President of Antarctica.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47658</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 20 reviews, last by Nator 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 06:38:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just some picture of me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44820</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 68 reviews, last by pantsarestupid 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 03:31:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The drama is driving me insane.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44677</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 53 reviews, last by Ancius 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 05:38:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey,  go fuck yourself, Method.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44300</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 171 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 05:19:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Crisis of duality.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43712</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 54 reviews, last by Ed_0150 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 06:17:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kristen&#39;s pregnant?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42964</link>
<description>Rating: -0.65 on 198 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 07:32:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite: Where lonely people go to meet.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42611</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 171 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 17:31:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If Kitten thieving is wrong, then I don&#39;t want to be right.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41998</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 26 reviews, last by slyphter 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 17:15:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kaelic&#39;s angsty, unhappy post. I know, just like the other ones, haha, now shutup.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41693</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 36 reviews, last by ruthless 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2004 19:13:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Has this ever happened to you?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40952</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 26 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 05:27:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercon: A story.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40609</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 31 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 16:59:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some things that have been pissing me off lately.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40063</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 60 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2004 07:33:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Self improvement is masturbation.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39046</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 117 reviews, last by hollygolitely 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 22:33:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some dorky AD&amp;D shit I thought was pretty cool.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37640</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 20 reviews, last by Kaelic 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 14:29:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The passion of the Uber, Ubermen, Uberman, Uberhard, Top Uber, The Last Uberer ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37542</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 52 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 06:58:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What my obituary would read like if I died.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36888</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 55 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 00:53:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A letter to God.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35820</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 68 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 15:22:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Two posts for the price of one. New picture.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35323</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 141 reviews, last by Loren1 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jun 2004 22:08:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sideburns, you are a loser.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.10 on 122 reviews, last by Sideburns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2004 00:28:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sacrifices.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34637</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by hidden101 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2004 16:01:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My fucked up, broken world. Sorry, this is incredibly long. No on is making you read it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34308</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 75 reviews, last by Axolotl 636 days ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 03:22:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attn: Bart Cilfone - Thanks for ruining Ubersite.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33455</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 178 reviews, last by Anansie 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2004 02:38:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I was just called a homophobe and I destroyed the world.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32205</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 42 reviews, last by Peter_Pumpkinhead 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 May 2004 02:39:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>About my job, which probably sucks worse than yours.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31660</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 51 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Alright, Ubersite. Time to do something for me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29718</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 44 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>How did this come to be?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29091</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 56 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Apr 2004 18:23:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The time I fucked up some shit with a bulldozer.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27414</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 48 reviews, last by sparkle_pink 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2004 01:04:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I cry a lot.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26451</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 63 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2004 23:21:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey ... could you do me a favor?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25583</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 21 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2004 18:27:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I fantasize about destruction. Yours, my own, the world&#39;s.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24875</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 43 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kaelic &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2004 01:54:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking god, I hate you all.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23174</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 185 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 02:03:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Ubersite blows.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22392</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 122 reviews, last by legallady 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jan 2004 21:55:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Addiction is a myth.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20074</link>
<description>Rating: -0.47 on 179 reviews, last by Murphy1844 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Dec 2003 00:55:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I miss you guys.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19595</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 86 reviews, last by coley 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Dec 2003 03:03:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some new pictures.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17107</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 17 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2003 04:59:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lisa, why are you in love with me?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16546</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 12 reviews, last by QueenBea 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2003 05:52:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey, I&#39;m back.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15894</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 39 reviews, last by Kristyswan 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2003 03:19:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m doing this because I love homosexuals, even though all fags will burn in hell.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12068</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 40 reviews, last by drstrangedhruv 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2003 16:18:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I punched my best friend in the face.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11588</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 25 reviews, last by Perplexd 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Aug 2003 03:58:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Matriculated interpretation.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11300</link>
<description>Rating: -0.53 on 17 reviews, last by prezuiwf 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Aug 2003 05:58:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What has been up with me as of late. You might as well read it, assholes.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10703</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 28 reviews, last by El_Guapo 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2003 17:41:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My review on Ubersite topics and personalities. The truth.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9664</link>
<description>Rating: 0.04 on 99 reviews, last by dolphgr13 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jul 2003 04:37:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A question about meeting.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9509</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 13 reviews, last by hidden101 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2003 17:37:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tiffany, and a little story about Bush.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9435</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 39 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 00:55:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Growing up fucking sucks.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8100</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 55 reviews, last by Kaelic 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2003 22:49:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your suck-ass pictures and opinions.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9041</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 67 reviews, last by Shay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2003 03:09:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Man, motherfuck. Fucking fucker, fuck.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8103</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 29 reviews, last by Jocko_Johnson 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2003 03:45:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why fucking up is in, and how the world can suck it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7672</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 27 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2003 00:04:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>About my job, which still beats the shit out of yours.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7130</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 77 reviews, last by Chad_Sexington 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2003 20:38:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the fuck, Murphy. Here you go.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7035</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 57 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2003 22:45:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Please check the number and try again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6949</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 35 reviews, last by Murphy1844 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 May 2003 21:14:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Every minute.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6929</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 31 reviews, last by oddzandendz 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2003 00:33:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yeah, well, fuck you, with pictures.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6764</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 51 reviews, last by streetpunk 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2003 00:53:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Drink_DDT has beaten Bart Cilfone and why cliques suck.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6684</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 203 reviews, last by Wazza 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2003 22:55:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Animals, and Iraq. Read even if you are a heartless piece of shit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6567</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 29 reviews, last by BadASCII 2 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2003 16:45:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Because I&#39;m pretty damned interesting.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6535</link>
<description>Rating: -0.30 on 44 reviews, last by Nator 6 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:45:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Suck it up and read, you image whores.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/6470</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 59 reviews, last by Brendon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2003 22:35:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think this is interesting.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/5378</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Kenneth West &lt;scarletranger.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2003 17:46:31 -0000</pubDate>
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