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Pep Rally Bloodbath At Cannibal Camp! (Rating: 1.87 on 9 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago)
Submitted by Barny (Because I can) Meinhoff (View user info) at 2007-01-23 07:37:49
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I pooped under the mistletoe! (Rating: 1.34 on 17 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by Gene Wildest (View user info) at 2006-12-24 22:14:20
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What a Curious Life We Have Found Here Tonight (Rating: 1.68 on 106 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-11-06 16:05:41
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Oldest Recorded Human Voices, and oldest color photography - 1800s (Rating: 1.77 on 127 reviews, last by Siren 593 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl || ltoloxA (View user info) at 2006-10-29 21:55:52
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PUSSY C0MPlLATlION (Rating: 1.86 on 159 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago)
Submitted by Habeeb " BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!": Thomas (View user info) at 2006-10-27 04:48:23
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do i make u a little horny (volume 2) (Rating: 0.57 on 12 reviews, last by Director 558 days ago)
Submitted by maf54 (View user info) at 2006-10-27 03:24:16
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Convincing A Whore That She's A Slutty Slut Bag McSlutterson(Unedited) (Rating: 0.81 on 58 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-10-26 14:52:09
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Contrary to What Might Be Popular Opinion, Sylvia Plath Isn’t Very Good at Scrabble. (Rating: 1.98 on 60 reviews, last by scourge 293 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2006-10-20 21:34:36
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My Horribly Racist Morning (Rating: 1.82 on 62 reviews, last by cheerios 203 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2006-10-18 20:00:05
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April Showers. A story about piss (Rating: 1.82 on 26 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago)
Submitted by andy <mynameisandy81.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-05 06:28:08
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For Mr. Bush: A humble request, and a picture of a fish (Rating: 2 on 10 reviews, last by sweetcheebs 2 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2006-09-22 17:19:26
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Best poetry collection of all time (Rating: 0.06 on 15 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 3 years ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-09-05 14:49:08
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MistressFist and Electro Have a Baby and The Return of the King (NSFW) (Rating: 1.97 on 63 reviews, last by Method 420 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-26 14:14:54
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Part of the Problem (NSFW) (Rating: 2 on 35 reviews, last by TheBrad 484 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-05 16:23:30
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Let It Ride nsfw? (Rating: 1.91 on 17 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-06-20 14:57:29
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Fear is a Powerful Motivator (Rating: 1.95 on 102 reviews, last by we_die_young 2 years ago)
Submitted by Somebody_Else (View user info) at 2006-06-05 09:48:37
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IGKTW: The Collar (Rating: 1.9 on 19 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-05-04 21:47:35
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Damn, That Bitch Could Blow (NSFW) (Rating: 1.28 on 56 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 3 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-04-12 20:47:40
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Uber Children's Books: Vol.1 - Captain Thorn's A-B-C (Rating: 1.48 on 58 reviews, last by The_Drake 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-04-06 17:08:21
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Im sorry baby...please forgive me. (Rating: 1.19 on 25 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago)
Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-04-03 21:45:56
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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Visit to the Hospital (NSFW) (Rating: 1.94 on 69 reviews, last by kaos-king 420 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-03-29 14:14:05
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Anal Leakage (Rating: 1.86 on 52 reviews, last by RevolutionX 68 days ago)
Submitted by Alex DeWitt <alex.dewitt.at.ntlworld.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-10 08:52:48
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Losing my Virginity: The Fall of Righty (Rating: 1.81 on 184 reviews, last by wardy 660 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-02-21 03:28:48
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The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (Rating: 1.63 on 1085 reviews, last by Azo 86 days ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 08:53:50
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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Chronicle Unveiling the Life and Times Of. Chapter 1 (NSFW) (Rating: 1.61 on 43 reviews, last by shitfuck 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-01-25 16:45:10
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Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session (Rating: 1.93 on 313 reviews, last by eye_on_my_nonothing 176 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-11-28 13:14:30
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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Tale of Debauchery (NSFW) (Rating: 1.6 on 39 reviews, last by Ballare 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2005-11-16 22:57:31
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They're Coming!!! Take That Carrot Out Of Your Ass And Grab This Shotgun You Spandex Wearing Bastard! (Rating: 1.83 on 23 reviews, last by missedthepoint 4 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2005-11-01 18:10:34
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No Porn... (Rating: 1.33 on 21 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2005-10-25 18:43:34
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True Story (Rating: 2 on 19 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2005-09-22 19:02:02
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You are all a bunch of fucks. Goodbye. (Rating: -0.39 on 90 reviews, last by LongestPants 3 years ago)
Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-08-26 16:16:19
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"No, I'm not Handicapped, but my Shit Still Has to Come Out [of my] Asshole!!" -or- "I Was Before I Went In There!!" (Rating: 1.97 on 41 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago)
Submitted by RyuFu (formerly Chinaman) (View user info) at 2005-08-15 15:26:24
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Taco Bell sour cream is made of semen (Rating: -0.77 on 28 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 2 years ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2005-08-12 16:14:41
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I Waxed Strawberry Shortcake’s Bikini Line, Then I Gave The Guy From “Operation” An STD (Rating: 1.94 on 103 reviews, last by emmakwon 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-05-12 13:20:39
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I was raped by my dyson (Rating: 1.92 on 123 reviews, last by Digame 5 days ago)
Submitted by snarf (View user info) at 2005-04-21 12:51:50
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Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits. (Rating: 1.85 on 516 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 258 days ago)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-03-20 15:09:34
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The Perils of Sex in a Toilet Stall (Rating: 1.96 on 74 reviews, last by traxadron 460 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2005-01-17 17:18:28
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The Santa Claus Dildo Adventures (Rating: 1.98 on 130 reviews, last by Fey 96 days ago)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2004-12-16 11:50:23
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Adventures in Kids' Entertainment: The Passion of the Honey Bear (Rating: 1.97 on 113 reviews, last by NAKEDMAMMAL 488 days ago)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2004-10-12 14:25:39
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I fucked W. in the ass while Kerry tickled my asshole. Damn they are working hard for those votes. (Rating: 1.22 on 17 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 5 years ago)
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2004-10-09 15:28:20
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Atleast He's Wearing Blue (Rating: 1.92 on 11 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-10-06 23:56:16
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Revenge Is Best Served Cold-- But What's Cooler Than Cold? Ice Cold (Rating: 1.91 on 199 reviews, last by WingedFoote 3 years ago)
Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-09-13 05:33:32
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Some Men Just Can't Stop Loving. (Rating: 1.96 on 126 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Badlands (View user info) at 2004-09-10 17:13:35
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The Interrogation of Ronald McDonald (Rating: 1.31 on 47 reviews, last by skrapmetal 229 days ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2004-08-16 22:13:58
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Rectum? Damn near Killed ’em! (Rating: 1.82 on 26 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-09 17:22:31
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The Tale of Crotch, the Children of the Corn, and "Free Refills" (Rating: 1.98 on 68 reviews, last by jblum 138 days ago)
Submitted by Badlands (View user info) at 2004-06-14 17:59:27
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A picture tells a thousand words (NSFW) (Rating: 1.39 on 50 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 4 years ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-13 02:51:03
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Killing a Small Child with my Ass (Rating: 1.85 on 126 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2004-06-02 18:27:22
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im gointo waste your anus with a brick (Rating: 1.28 on 23 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago)
Submitted by <DISTURBEDNAKEDCHILD.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-19 02:20:39
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For I Have Tasted the Fruit (Rating: 1.88 on 76 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 14:40:23
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Too Late (Rating: 1.88 on 48 reviews, last by shadow 475 days ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-03 13:27:43
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Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking: I have lost all faith in humanity. (Rating: 1.59 on 687 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 174 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2004-04-05 08:09:33
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The Art of Cum Gargling (Rating: 1.87 on 52 reviews, last by stok 3 years ago)
Submitted by Zod (View user info) at 2004-02-09 21:04:08
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Why You Should Never Have Romantic Inclinations Toward Your Grandmother. (Rating: 1.66 on 37 reviews, last by Perplexd 5 years ago)
Submitted by Amusediniraq (View user info) at 2004-02-03 15:36:22
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"If I cum now, will it be too soon" or why guys are quiet in bed (Rating: 1.64 on 606 reviews, last by astyanax777 70 days ago)
Submitted by Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-05 04:17:40
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