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I knew I shouldn't have done this but FUCK YOU UBER (exclusive pics and proof of wife and baby)   (Rating: -0.96 on 69 reviews, last by Life101 622 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-03-06 13:08:55
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My Rebuttal to Maltese's Rebuttal To Axolotl   (Rating: 1.31 on 55 reviews, last by jet_stream_nz 662 days ago)
Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2007-02-07 20:45:35
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My Rebuttal To Axolotl   (Rating: -0.76 on 93 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 497 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-02-07 20:06:21
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A little info about Maltese: plagiarist, single, and 21 years old.   (Rating: 1.33 on 153 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 658 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-02-07 18:54:03
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SPT: What If .... Showed Up At An Ubercon?   (Rating: 1.68 on 50 reviews, last by indoninja 664 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-02-01 21:47:45
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Maltese <3<3<3   (Rating: 1.34 on 30 reviews, last by homer42 664 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-02-01 18:49:29
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New Users: Whom They'll Replace and Why   (Rating: -0.1 on 53 reviews, last by v8lover 665 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-29 16:50:26
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Who's Who: Alter Edition 2007   (Rating: 0.24 on 89 reviews, last by Alter 432 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-28 02:26:42
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Pep Rally Bloodbath At Cannibal Camp!   (Rating: 1.87 on 9 reviews, last by ghola 671 days ago)
Submitted by Barny (Because I can) Meinhoff (View user info) at 2007-01-23 07:37:49
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Fuck Uber - I started my own site   (Rating: -0.05 on 78 reviews, last by FartSmeller 570 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-22 05:45:34
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Fuck Off Maltese   (Rating: 0.25 on 42 reviews, last by FartSmeller 570 days ago)
Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-01-21 04:21:34
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WARNING: Ubersite is Dying   (Rating: -0.22 on 238 reviews, last by dexpaxas 675 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-20 17:49:11
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Update please.   (Rating: 0.45 on 40 reviews, last by ikari_shinji 526 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2007-01-08 22:22:40
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i'm sorry, but you lose at life...   (Rating: 0.47 on 26 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 691 days ago)
Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2007-01-08 13:27:36
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I pooped under the mistletoe!   (Rating: 1.34 on 17 reviews, last by Maltese 684 days ago)
Submitted by Gene Wildest (View user info) at 2006-12-24 22:14:20
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My 27th post today (Camwhore)   (Rating: 0.5 on 26 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 723 days ago)
Submitted by Maltease (View user info) at 2006-12-08 17:40:24
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Dear Shit-For-Brains... (simple hate post)   (Rating: 0.23 on 36 reviews, last by kaos-king 663 days ago)
Submitted by Unabonger (View user info) at 2006-12-08 00:52:22
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Human Cloning (SPT)   (Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews, last by PMN 724 days ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-12-07 17:40:27
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Actual Photos of a Chinese Man Killing and Eating a Baby (Warning: Extremely graphic and NSFW)   (Rating: -0.42 on 81 reviews, last by awesome_face 722 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-07 04:40:49
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Attention Maltese: I Spy An Innaccuracy   (Rating: -1.28 on 21 reviews, last by Unabonger 679 days ago)
Submitted by Tanekia Allenae <T.Allenae.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-27 17:48:05
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Fuck you, you motherfucking cock-shitting cunt!   (Rating: 0.07 on 45 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-11-25 22:48:49
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Ubersite's Wikipedia article is up and running, bitch!   (Rating: 1.43 on 89 reviews, last by Axolotl 664 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-11-23 15:02:30
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What a Curious Life We Have Found Here Tonight   (Rating: 1.68 on 106 reviews, last by lungfish 562 days ago)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-11-06 16:05:41
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Oldest Recorded Human Voices, and oldest color photography - 1800s   (Rating: 1.77 on 127 reviews, last by Siren 237 days ago)
Submitted by Axolotl || ltoloxA (View user info) at 2006-10-29 21:55:52
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Battle of the Superfriends pt 3 (Choose your own adventure!)   (Rating: -0.45 on 25 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 701 days ago)
Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2006-10-28 05:01:28
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PUSSY C0MPlLATlION   (Rating: 1.86 on 159 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 419 days ago)
Submitted by Habeeb " BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!": Thomas (View user info) at 2006-10-27 04:48:23
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do i make u a little horny (volume 2)   (Rating: 0.57 on 12 reviews, last by Director 202 days ago)
Submitted by maf54 (View user info) at 2006-10-27 03:24:16
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Convincing A Whore That She's A Slutty Slut Bag McSlutterson(Unedited)   (Rating: 0.81 on 58 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-10-26 14:52:09
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Contrary to What Might Be Popular Opinion, Sylvia Plath Isn’t Very Good at Scrabble.   (Rating: 1.98 on 58 reviews, last by matnotharry 196 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2006-10-20 21:34:36
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My Horribly Racist Morning   (Rating: 1.87 on 60 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2006-10-18 20:00:05
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(NSFW) YouTube's Sucking, CEOs Are Fucking, And Consumers Are All Ducking: Maltese's wife takes the cock! (NSFW)   (Rating: -1.37 on 9 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese >hearts< the yellow bitches (View user info) at 2006-10-18 04:27:17
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Inion Tricks Method: A Pictorial Record   (Rating: 1.95 on 105 reviews, last by haikumikoo 186 days ago)
Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-10-17 14:39:20

MS Paint: Binkey Mallone's Psychadelic Bunny Ride (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.72 on 12 reviews, last by lordofthepost 2 years ago)
Submitted by Silent Renegade (View user info) at 2006-10-17 04:20:16
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Uberdiss #3 - LSD420 and friends   (Rating: -0.09 on 30 reviews, last by Manitou 657 days ago)
Submitted by OathPants (View user info) at 2006-10-14 14:47:21
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Uberdiss #1 - Maltese, Shlongy, Method and Boatplank   (Rating: -0.5 on 118 reviews, last by Amontillado 657 days ago)
Submitted by Sir OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-10-08 16:26:45
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apollo88   (Rating: 0.18 on 32 reviews, last by Beano312003 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Downward Spiral of your Mind (View user info) at 2006-10-06 02:34:08
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April Showers. A story about piss   (Rating: 1.82 on 26 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago)
Submitted by andy <mynameisandy81.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-05 06:28:08
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MS Paint: Gamer's Paradise (repost...forgot to save as a JPEG on the last one...)   (Rating: 1.91 on 40 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago)
Submitted by Silent Renegade (View user info) at 2006-10-02 22:26:29
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Attn: Maltese   (Rating: 1.32 on 52 reviews, last by Shlongy 663 days ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-09-22 21:46:50
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For Mr. Bush: A humble request, and a picture of a fish   (Rating: 2 on 10 reviews, last by sweetcheebs 678 days ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2006-09-22 17:19:26
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Plagiarism! (ATTN: kracka, Maltese, Jack McCallum, and maybe you????)   (Rating: 1.38 on 221 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-09-21 22:17:25
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Attn: Apollo - THE UBERCOMIC! (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.94 on 39 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-21 20:57:44
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Stok Madness: What I think of Stok   (Rating: 1.33 on 43 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by goferforhire <goferforhire.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-17 07:58:33
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stok madness presents a groundbreaking equation!   (Rating: -1.63 on 11 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 2 years ago)
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (View user info) at 2006-09-17 05:30:28
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Maltese, there's something you should know (NSFW)   (Rating: -1.81 on 17 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 2 years ago)
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (View user info) at 2006-09-16 12:09:05
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Me, maltese and lsd watch the wrestling   (Rating: 0.44 on 24 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2006-09-16 03:15:36
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Me, maltese and lsd watch the wrestling   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 325 days ago)
Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2006-09-16 03:13:08

Maltese kills people WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!! (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.44 on 34 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-13 21:02:32
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me and maltese go to the liquor shop   (Rating: -0.56 on 31 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago)
Submitted by wang wesser (View user info) at 2006-09-13 12:11:25
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a story for Maltese <NSFW>   (Rating: -1.18 on 28 reviews, last by eppliks 2 years ago)
Submitted by NecroBlanca1 (View user info) at 2006-09-13 10:03:25
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That's karma, motherfucker   (Rating: 1.2 on 57 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-10 18:30:15
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-2s That Deserve +2s: By Method's Request   (Rating: 0.77 on 31 reviews, last by bokinsmowls 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-10 00:00:44
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How a Millipede Got Me Grounded For Life   (Rating: 0.45 on 15 reviews, last by BlueEagle 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-08 22:40:21
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Yes I am stok. Yes, I am 16. Yes, dere's a bun in de ovens!   (Rating: -0.16 on 33 reviews, last by livEvil 2 years ago)
Submitted by wang lewis (View user info) at 2006-09-08 12:45:17
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Yes, I am 16 years old. Yes, I'm married. And yes, we've got a baby coming.   (Rating: 0.31 on 142 reviews, last by messmind 668 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-07 22:30:44
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Best poetry collection of all time   (Rating: 0.06 on 15 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 2 years ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-09-05 14:49:08
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D-Prime Madness: Rape: The Other Other Other White Meat   (Rating: 0.5 on 26 reviews, last by bokinsmowls 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-05 14:17:24
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D-Prime Madness: October 21st, 1989   (Rating: -0.4 on 25 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-03 17:49:40
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Why vodka and Y HELO THAR just don't mix   (Rating: 1.15 on 22 reviews, last by Refresh 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-02 19:11:51
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I have no life: Breaking Up With a Robot   (Rating: 0.46 on 27 reviews, last by The_Mighty_Badger 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-01 21:54:10
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me and malteese go fishin!!!   (Rating: 0.24 on 125 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by wang campbell (View user info) at 2006-08-31 01:34:55
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The Diary of a Serial Killer   (Rating: 1.38 on 35 reviews, last by Axolotl 664 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-30 22:40:45
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The Death of a Pizza Delivery Man   (Rating: 0.92 on 32 reviews, last by Genko 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-29 22:21:56
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People you should avoid in a restaurant.   (Rating: -1.05 on 27 reviews, last by Foolproof 663 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-20 16:31:05
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God takes a hit out on Maltese (slightly NSFW)   (Rating: -0.13 on 22 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago)
Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-08-19 22:45:03
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UberComic: UberCon - The Moon (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.11 on 30 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-18 20:33:57
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UberComic: Fuck you, Oathmeal (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.52 on 29 reviews, last by Axolotl 664 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-18 15:41:24
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Maltese takes a walk   (Rating: 0.71 on 40 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago)
Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-08-17 16:34:04
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Beware the Nacho Fart   (Rating: 1.07 on 34 reviews, last by paint_it_black 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-17 14:44:29
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Why you should NEVER spin around in an office chair   (Rating: 1.45 on 36 reviews, last by Axolotl 636 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-15 15:02:39
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Charlie Whitman: Sniper   (Rating: 0.92 on 19 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-11 21:09:34
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Tuesday will grab you by the buttocks and rip you apart   (Rating: 1.44 on 31 reviews, last by Axolotl 664 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-10 15:43:09
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My Dearest Lisa   (Rating: 0.82 on 30 reviews, last by DasHeer 566 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-09 15:16:00
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Method and Kaelic's GAY WEDDING (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.08 on 40 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-08 22:10:38
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Help Hannah or I will kill you in the face.   (Rating: -0.19 on 94 reviews, last by professorfuckface 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-08 15:01:16
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St. Eubrie: Fast Times at Wilbeck High   (Rating: -0.36 on 29 reviews, last by Snalty 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-06 13:30:24
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How I got on the MVM (SPT)   (Rating: -0.4 on 16 reviews, last by blackeyedbitch 676 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-03 17:35:06
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Vanilla Ice can suck my cock.   (Rating: 0 on 34 reviews, last by Beano312003 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-07-27 09:07:52
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MistressFist and Electro Have a Baby and The Return of the King (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.97 on 63 reviews, last by Method 63 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-26 14:14:54
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Marijuana and fire ants: why they're not such a good combination.   (Rating: -0.23 on 32 reviews, last by BadSamaritan87 2 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-07-25 08:29:47
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I was anally raped by a pederastic chav and all I got was consensual straight sex.   (Rating: 0.65 on 55 reviews, last by JonnyX 636 days ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-07-21 11:03:40
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Part of the Problem (NSFW)   (Rating: 2 on 35 reviews, last by TheBrad 128 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-07-05 16:23:30
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Let It Ride nsfw?   (Rating: 1.91 on 17 reviews, last by LSD420 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-06-20 14:57:29
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Fear is a Powerful Motivator   (Rating: 1.95 on 102 reviews, last by we_die_young 516 days ago)
Submitted by Somebody_Else (View user info) at 2006-06-05 09:48:37
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IGKTW: The Collar   (Rating: 1.9 on 19 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 673 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-05-04 21:47:35
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Damn, That Bitch Could Blow (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.28 on 56 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-04-12 20:47:40
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Uber Children's Books: Vol.1 - Captain Thorn's A-B-C   (Rating: 1.48 on 58 reviews, last by The_Drake 551 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-04-06 17:08:21
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Im sorry baby...please forgive me.   (Rating: 1.19 on 25 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-04-03 21:45:56
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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Visit to the Hospital (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.94 on 69 reviews, last by kaos-king 64 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-03-29 14:14:05
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Anal Leakage   (Rating: 1.86 on 39 reviews, last by Smooth_Shoes 374 days ago)
Submitted by Alex DeWitt <alex.dewitt.at.ntlworld.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-10 08:52:48
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Losing my Virginity: The Fall of Righty   (Rating: 1.81 on 184 reviews, last by wardy 304 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-02-21 03:28:48
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The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry   (Rating: 1.63 on 1074 reviews, last by pigpen2917 13 days ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 08:53:50
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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Chronicle Unveiling the Life and Times Of. Chapter 1 (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.61 on 43 reviews, last by shitfuck 475 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-01-25 16:45:10
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Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session   (Rating: 1.93 on 310 reviews, last by bugblender 78 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-11-28 13:14:30
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Shitfuck and The Cyst Master: A Totally NSFW Tale of Debauchery (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.6 on 39 reviews, last by Ballare 475 days ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2005-11-16 22:57:31
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They're Coming!!! Take That Carrot Out Of Your Ass And Grab This Shotgun You Spandex Wearing Bastard!   (Rating: 1.83 on 23 reviews, last by missedthepoint 3 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2005-11-01 18:10:34
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No Porn...   (Rating: 1.33 on 21 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2005-10-25 18:43:34
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True Story   (Rating: 2 on 19 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2005-09-22 19:02:02
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MS Paint!   (Rating: 1.67 on 47 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by forthewin <age5ixracer.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-20 06:46:14
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Best MSPAINT EVAR!   (Rating: 1.88 on 173 reviews, last by TheUniter 699 days ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2005-09-19 17:43:44
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You are all a bunch of fucks. Goodbye.   (Rating: -0.39 on 90 reviews, last by LongestPants 2 years ago)
Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-08-26 16:16:19
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"No, I'm not Handicapped, but my Shit Still Has to Come Out [of my] Asshole!!" -or- "I Was Before I Went In There!!"   (Rating: 1.97 on 41 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago)
Submitted by RyuFu (formerly Chinaman) (View user info) at 2005-08-15 15:26:24
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Taco Bell sour cream is made of semen   (Rating: -0.77 on 28 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 672 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2005-08-12 16:14:41
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I am not the Unholy Master of MS Paint   (Rating: 1.57 on 27 reviews, last by princevalium 3 years ago)
Submitted by Shroom (View user info) at 2005-08-03 16:01:20
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NO! I Am The Unholy Master Of Microsoft Paint.   (Rating: 1.25 on 49 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by Leonard Lime <leonsrouse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-26 22:56:47
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I Waxed Strawberry Shortcake’s Bikini Line, Then I Gave The Guy From “Operation” An STD   (Rating: 1.94 on 103 reviews, last by emmakwon 669 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-05-12 13:20:39
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I was raped by my dyson   (Rating: 1.92 on 120 reviews, last by Master_Chef 22 days ago)
Submitted by snarf (View user info) at 2005-04-21 12:51:50
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Why Super Mario is my Fucking Hero   (Rating: 1.93 on 69 reviews, last by Maltese 672 days ago)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-03-31 15:13:12

Wazza Camwhores!!! More like Thorpe camwhores. But that would get less hits.   (Rating: 1.85 on 512 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 366 days ago)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2005-03-20 15:09:34
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No, I am the Unholy Master of paint bitch!   (Rating: 1.48 on 30 reviews, last by lucid 3 years ago)
Submitted by Damitrius (View user info) at 2005-01-28 12:37:53
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The Perils of Sex in a Toilet Stall   (Rating: 1.96 on 74 reviews, last by traxadron 104 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2005-01-17 17:18:28
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15 Feet of Pop Culture Mayhem: A MSPaint Miracle   (Rating: 1.66 on 163 reviews, last by Wit_Critic 120 days ago)
Submitted by Mr. Cancer <funnyascancer.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-12 14:58:13
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The Santa Claus Dildo Adventures   (Rating: 1.98 on 119 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 21 days ago)
Submitted by Finding The'Mo (View user info) at 2004-12-16 11:50:23
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3 Feet of Gibberish-Ripping-Off Decency   (Rating: 1.71 on 30 reviews, last by shandythedog 4 years ago)
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer <funnyascancer.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-27 22:01:27
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should i tell my parents that i got fuked? (also, is sex supposed to hurt this bad?)   (Rating: -1.32 on 262 reviews, last by PepsiCoke 213 days ago)
Submitted by jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-23 00:09:42

Adventures in Kids' Entertainment: The Passion of the Honey Bear   (Rating: 1.97 on 113 reviews, last by NAKEDMAMMAL 132 days ago)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2004-10-12 14:25:39
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I fucked W. in the ass while Kerry tickled my asshole. Damn they are working hard for those votes.   (Rating: 1.22 on 17 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2004-10-09 15:28:20
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Atleast He's Wearing Blue   (Rating: 1.92 on 11 reviews, last by Maltese 664 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-10-06 23:56:16
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Microsoft Paint: Eleven Feet of Awesome   (Rating: 1.91 on 300 reviews, last by shadow 48 days ago)
Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-10-06 10:37:46
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SPT - Suicide!   (Rating: -0.08 on 17 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-30 21:34:49

Revenge Is Best Served Cold-- But What's Cooler Than Cold? Ice Cold   (Rating: 1.91 on 199 reviews, last by WingedFoote 2 years ago)
Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-09-13 05:33:32
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Some Men Just Can't Stop Loving.   (Rating: 1.96 on 126 reviews, last by Alter 432 days ago)
Submitted by Badlands (View user info) at 2004-09-10 17:13:35
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The Interrogation of Ronald McDonald   (Rating: 1.27 on 46 reviews, last by Bubba2341 127 days ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2004-08-16 22:13:58
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The Return of the Unholy Master : A Game of Zany Action on a Crazy Contraption   (Rating: 1.95 on 174 reviews, last by leilani 3 years ago)
Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-08-11 15:09:57
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I am the unholy master of Microsoft Paint.   (Rating: 1.74 on 348 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 281 days ago)
Submitted by gibber-fucking-ish (View user info) at 2004-07-15 20:19:16
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Rectum? Damn near Killed ’em!   (Rating: 1.82 on 26 reviews, last by Maltese 668 days ago)
Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-07-09 17:22:31
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The Tale of Crotch, the Children of the Corn, and "Free Refills"   (Rating: 1.98 on 67 reviews, last by matnotharry 182 days ago)
Submitted by Badlands (View user info) at 2004-06-14 17:59:27
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A picture tells a thousand words (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.39 on 50 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-13 02:51:03
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Killing a Small Child with my Ass   (Rating: 1.85 on 126 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2004-06-02 18:27:22
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im gointo waste your anus with a brick   (Rating: 1.28 on 23 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by <DISTURBEDNAKEDCHILD.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-19 02:20:39
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For I Have Tasted the Fruit   (Rating: 1.88 on 76 reviews, last by Amontillado 437 days ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-10 14:40:23
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Too Late   (Rating: 1.88 on 48 reviews, last by shadow 119 days ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-03 13:27:43
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Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking: I have lost all faith in humanity.   (Rating: 1.59 on 681 reviews, last by nargles 53 days ago)
Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2004-04-05 08:09:33
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The Art of Cum Gargling   (Rating: 1.87 on 52 reviews, last by stok 2 years ago)
Submitted by Zod (View user info) at 2004-02-09 21:04:08
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Why You Should Never Have Romantic Inclinations Toward Your Grandmother.   (Rating: 1.66 on 37 reviews, last by Perplexd 4 years ago)
Submitted by Amusediniraq (View user info) at 2004-02-03 15:36:22
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My Friend's Tits!   (Rating: -0.95 on 23 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago)
Submitted by <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-03 06:39:23

"If I cum now, will it be too soon" or why guys are quiet in bed   (Rating: 1.64 on 600 reviews, last by nargles 53 days ago)
Submitted by Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-05 04:17:40
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