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<title>ZOMG HAi UBER FRENZ!!1 ^____^</title>
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<title>The Largest Maze in the World (WARNING: Your browser might freeze)</title>
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<title>Goodbye, Uber</title>
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<title>My Rebuttal To Axolotl</title>
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<title>If You Only Knew The Power of the Dark Side...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.58 on 28 reviews, last by sicosemen 567 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>The Ultimate Solution to Workplace Boredom: 17-Year-Old Unicode Bovines</title>
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<title>Santa Claus: Child Rapist Extraordinaire</title>
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<title>Fuck you Pannerplant, I&#39;m the REAL George Zimmer</title>
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<title>Anansie&#39;s Jurassic Park Caption Thingy: Part 2</title>
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<title>Anansie&#39;s Jurassic Park Caption Thingy: Part 1</title>
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<title>APW - Rosetta Stoned</title>
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<title>[Late] MAD - Coley (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Who&#39;s Who: Alter Edition 2007</title>
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<title>re 14 y/olds (Reponse to guilelessone)</title>
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<title>APW (Porn): Luba Shumeyko (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Resurrecting Uber in 40 Words or Less</title>
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<title>WARNING: Ubersite is Dying</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.22 on 238 reviews, last by dexpaxas 579 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>WARNING: Ubersite is Dying</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.40 on 8 reviews, last by Axolotl 583 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 40 reviews, last by hot_pocket 584 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Hey Rusty</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.93 on 23 reviews, last by SkullBiter 567 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Comic Competition #2: Electric Boogaloo (NSFW) (repost)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.19 on 24 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 587 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Comic Competition #2: Electric Boogaloo (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 6 reviews, last by Axolotl 540 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.71 on 40 reviews, last by homer42 587 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Oh, Ubertree, Oh Ubertree, Thy Leaves Are Ghey and Emu (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.11 on 21 reviews, last by homer42 597 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Bart Cilfone&#39;s personal info</title>
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<title>&#39;Twas the Night Before Christmas: Uber Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 30 reviews, last by Crudite 623 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>I Hate Myself and I Want to Die</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 32 reviews, last by dimebaghimself 612 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:30:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In Memory of John Lennon and Dimebag Darrell...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.63 on 40 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 626 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Human Cloning</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.19 on 38 reviews, last by Maltese 628 days ago</description>
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<title>Actual Photos of a Chinese Man Killing and Eating a Baby (Warning: Extremely graphic and NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.42 on 81 reviews, last by awesome_face 626 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 25 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 540 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 16 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 631 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by Axolotl 540 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 64 reviews, last by phuzzygish 632 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -1.50 on 12 reviews, last by Axolotl 540 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<author>Maltese</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.10 on 32 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 637 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Fuck you, you motherfucking cock-shitting cunt!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.07 on 45 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 638 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Those motherfuckers are attempting to delete our precious article!!! WE MUST STOP THEM!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.65 on 34 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 634 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>Ubersite&#39;s Wikipedia article is up and running, bitch!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 89 reviews, last by Axolotl 568 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>What I am thankful for...</title>
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<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>America is awesome. Fucking deal with it.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.54 on 25 reviews, last by ICO 651 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by Axolotl 540 days ago</description>
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<title>Six-Foot-Forty, Fuckin&#39; Killing For Fun (Part 2)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.30 on 14 reviews, last by Maltese 656 days ago</description>
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<title>APW - Six-Foot-Forty, Fuckin&#39; Killing For Fun (Part 1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 23 reviews, last by Chillax 657 days ago</description>
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<title>APW - Six-Foot-Forty, Fuckin&#39; Killing For Fun</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 6 reviews, last by Still-Life 632 days ago</description>
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<title>Fuck Yo Post, ETS (Plus CAMWHORE!!!)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.60 on 31 reviews, last by icarus1987 658 days ago</description>
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<title>The Ubersite Time Machine</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.54 on 28 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 660 days ago</description>
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<title>Teenager Rapes His Own Mother</title>
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<title>APW - War Is Hell</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.53 on 23 reviews, last by Wildman 663 days ago</description>
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<title>Combining Celebrities: Two Times the Wealth, Two Times the Ghey (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by messmind 506 days ago</description>
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<title>Combining Celebrities: Two Times the Wealth, Two Times the Ghey</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.83 on 9 reviews, last by Foolproof 567 days ago</description>
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<title>Oldest Films of All Time (Plus EXCLUSIVE CAMWHORE!!!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 32 reviews, last by ballsonurchin 666 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>The Adventures of the Ass Ninja (WARNING: Worst Shitpost Ever)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95088</link>
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<title>Goodbye Superfriends, Hello Nazism!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.46 on 37 reviews, last by LSD420 668 days ago</description>
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<title>Courtney Love is worse than Satan</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.52 on 29 reviews, last by rad1101 669 days ago</description>
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<title>A quick trip through OathMeal&#39;s glove box: THE ACTUAL CONTENTS</title>
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<title>The sound of nine hundred bodies hitting the floor</title>
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<title>Shitfuck vs. Stabkill: It&#39;s the Final Countdown, Bitch!</title>
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<title>The world is a fucked-up place</title>
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<title>Uberusers&#39; Suicide Notes</title>
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<title>The Courtship and Marriage of ETS</title>
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<title>The United States justice system can suck my Tabasco-drenched dickhole.</title>
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<title>APW - Sandcastles</title>
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<title>Links That Should Be on B@W But Aren&#39;t Because Bart Wants To Kill Me</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.46 on 17 reviews, last by Foolproof 567 days ago</description>
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<title>Things that I like to look at: Maltese Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 29 reviews, last by STIXS 688 days ago</description>
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<title>Maltese Madness Has Begun!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94074</link>
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<title>The Rain Makes Me Horny</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 19 reviews, last by nya_nyo 691 days ago</description>
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<title>Presidential Porno (Safe for work)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.06 on 19 reviews, last by Razor 692 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 32 reviews, last by LSD420 686 days ago</description>
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<title>A Cardboard Box</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.06 on 17 reviews, last by Foolproof 567 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.11 on 68 reviews, last by TheSpook 695 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.70 on 44 reviews, last by Axolotl 540 days ago</description>
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<title>Behind The Uber: Secret Stuff Bart Doesn&#39;t Want You To See</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 39 reviews, last by Xlaxstrikesback 698 days ago</description>
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<title>Uber Monopoly!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 58 reviews, last by JonnyX 701 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 39 reviews, last by LSD420 704 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
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<title>APW: MS Paint Masterpieces</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.82 on 34 reviews, last by BlueEagle 676 days ago</description>
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<title>The SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTIMATE MS Paint: It Will Make Forthewin Shit His Pants</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.58 on 13 reviews, last by exposed 571 days ago</description>
<author>Maltese</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 18:40:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The 50 Best Posts of All Time</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.22 on 46 reviews, last by NecroBlanca1 710 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.27 on 49 reviews, last by Spam 534 days ago</description>
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<title>Erect Penises, Martians, and the Fifth Grade: Getting My Ass Kicked on 9/11</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.48 on 33 reviews, last by LSD420 714 days ago</description>
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<title>The Official Mandatory Maltese Steve Irwin Post (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Why vodka and Y HELO THAR just don&#39;t mix</title>
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<title>People you should avoid in a restaurant.</title>
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<title>A poem I made out of spam e-mail headers in my inbox</title>
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<title>UberComic: UberCon - The Moon (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 40 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Some things are seriously wrong with Uber. FUCK!!!1!</title>
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<title>My Formula Art Masterpiece: Seventeen million pixels of awesome.</title>
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<title>My Dearest Lisa</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 40 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago</description>
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<title>History Lessons for the Leet: Four Famous Photographs.</title>
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