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[None] Carol Richards Sucked On My Balls, Induced Vomiting, and Received 10 Chili-dogs, All While Maintaining a 3.0 GPA at a Local Com...   (Rating: -1.12 on 9 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-31 21:42:24 EST
[Dirty Humor] Carol Richards Sucked On My Balls, Induced Vomiting, and Received 10 Chili-dogs, All While Maintaining a 3.0 GPA at a Local Com...   (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by jgreening 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-31 21:40:14 EST
[Science & Environmental] When I urinate, I find that afterwards, my testicles are covered in it.   (Rating: 0.06 on 28 reviews, last by MaximusPadus 4 years ago)
Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-30 16:10:21 EST
[None] The Only Tsunami Survivor   (Rating: 0.76 on 56 reviews, last by Mitchapalooza 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-27 11:54:46 EST
[None] STOP Ashlee Simpson NOW   (Rating: 0.4 on 5 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-27 10:34:57 EST
[None] (Not a dramatization)   (Rating: 0.2 on 6 reviews, last by Vomit 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-23 20:12:38 EST
[None] LesbianAir Flight 107, You are Clear for Takeoff.   (Rating: 1.04 on 19 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-12 10:16:00 EST
[None] Everyone knows bricks of weed are strictly Bobby Brown weed.   (Rating: -0.18 on 17 reviews, last by Girlwithaclue 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-11 13:39:23 EST
[Dirty Humor] My Ecstacy Orgy Extravaganza   (Rating: -0.47 on 24 reviews, last by Soley_Trinity 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-10 11:24:01 EST
[None] Jeanneee's left breast popped in a semi-fatal car acciddent.   (Rating: -0.09 on 12 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-07 13:35:19 EST
[None] WhatTheHell Suffers Trauma to the Cranium   (Rating: -0.5 on 2 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-07 13:31:17 EST
[None] (BCPW) My Nipples Are Tender Under Slight Pressure (BCPW)   (Rating: -0.23 on 16 reviews, last by CookieLass 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-05 09:33:14 EST
[None] (BPW) My Nipples Are Tender Under Slight Pressure (BPW)   (Rating: 0.67 on 3 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-05 09:30:34 EST
[None] Uber Trailers Part 3   (Rating: 0.2 on 24 reviews, last by germy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-04 15:39:26 EST
[None] Decisions, Decisions.   (Rating: 0.89 on 130 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-03 11:49:15 EST
[None] Tsunami death toll tops 100,000   (Rating: -0.44 on 22 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-29 15:12:39 EST
[None] This Just In! WhatTheHell Signs into Sexuality Rehab! Details to follow!   (Rating: -0.93 on 18 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-27 15:49:44 EST
[Iraq] Go CAUCASIANS WOO!!!!!!   (Rating: -0.81 on 22 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-27 12:41:23 EST
[None] gUberpoll: End all Uberpolls??????   (Rating: -1 on 16 reviews, last by RyuFu 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-27 10:09:43 EST
[None] gUberpoll: End all   (Rating: -1.5 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-27 10:09:05 EST
[None] gUberpoll: What is your favorite car? What car do you own now?   (Rating: 0.29 on 107 reviews, last by RyuFu 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-23 10:00:19 EST
[None] The Absolute Truth Behind BURPS   (Rating: 0 on 9 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-22 20:30:15 EST
[None] Steven Durel vs. CollegeGuy - Who Should REALLY Go?   (Rating: -0.93 on 42 reviews, last by Shroom 4 years ago)
Submitted by The Chronicles of College Guy (View user info) at 2004-12-22 16:04:53 EST
[None] EPISODE 58: "A Session of Therapy"   (Rating: 0.33 on 23 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 4 years ago)
Submitted by The Chronicles of College Guy (View user info) at 2004-12-22 12:18:21 EST
[None] Getting Bored with Lunch Breaks Need New Innovations   (Rating: 0.3 on 11 reviews, last by L-Gizzle 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-21 09:48:41 EST
[None] Lunch Breaks   (Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews, last by L-Gizzle 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-21 09:44:33 EST
[Humor] Confessions are never this easy.   (Rating: -1.38 on 25 reviews, last by hollygolitely 4 years ago)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-12-20 16:20:28 EST
[None] Gibberish appeared on my doorstep, dampen and distraught.   (Rating: -1.07 on 17 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago)
Submitted by StonedSilly (View user info) at 2004-12-20 12:02:30 EST
[None] Why I Disobey My Mother When She Tells Me To Stop Raping Grammie   (Rating: -1.81 on 11 reviews, last by Stin 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2004-12-20 10:50:13 EST
[Humor] Starting Fires in Police Cruisers   (Rating: 0.17 on 6 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-15 10:34:22 EST
[None] Using My Car As A Musical Instrument While Rocking The Fuck Out With Santa   (Rating: 0.33 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-12-13 17:14:53 EST
[None] Video Professor Ripped Me Off.   (Rating: 0.44 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-11-21 19:51:21 EST
[None] 12.) The 4 behind 16.   (Rating: -0.75 on 10 reviews, last by MaximusPadus 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-11-09 20:35:29 EST
[None] Proper Pooping Procedures (SFW)   (Rating: -1.22 on 32 reviews, last by Loren1 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-11-02 11:36:59 EST
[General] Spider's don't have livers, or My Trip to Canada   (Rating: -0.81 on 46 reviews, last by WookieSuave 5 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-11-01 15:17:41 EST
[None] To sell the product you must first   (Rating: -2 on 11 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-11-01 10:23:17 EST
[None] To Sell the Product You Must First   (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-11-01 10:22:18 EST
[Humor] The Survivor - Eight Hundred and Sixty-Six   (Rating: 0.5 on 6 reviews, last by Snark 5 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-10-29 11:26:54 EDT
[None] How-to: Elevator Fart Grenade   (Rating: 1.25 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-10-28 22:34:39 EDT
[None] Crazy Commute 101 10/28/04! ! !   (Rating: 1.2 on 10 reviews, last by ornerybastard 5 years ago)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2004-10-28 08:59:49 EDT

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User id:12336
Registered on or around: 2004-09-20 08:40:06 EDT
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