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<title>When I urinate, I find that afterwards, my testicles are covered in it.</title>
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<author>AJ &lt;uberaj.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Only Tsunami Survivor</title>
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<title>STOP Ashlee Simpson NOW</title>
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<title>(Not a dramatization)</title>
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<title>LesbianAir  Flight 107, You are Clear for Takeoff.</title>
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<title>Everyone knows bricks of weed are strictly Bobby Brown weed.</title>
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<title>My Ecstacy Orgy Extravaganza</title>
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<title>Jeanneee&#39;s left breast popped in a semi-fatal car acciddent.</title>
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<title>WhatTheHell Suffers Trauma to the Cranium</title>
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<title>(BCPW) My Nipples Are Tender Under Slight Pressure (BCPW)</title>
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<title>(BPW) My Nipples Are Tender Under Slight Pressure (BPW)</title>
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<title>Uber Trailers Part 3</title>
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<title>Decisions, Decisions.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 130 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>Tsunami death toll tops 100,000</title>
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<title>This Just In! WhatTheHell Signs into Sexuality Rehab! Details to follow!</title>
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<title>Go CAUCASIANS WOO!!!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.81 on 22 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 17:41:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>gUberpoll: End all Uberpolls??????</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 16 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
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<title>gUberpoll: End all</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.50 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>gUberpoll: What is your favorite car? What car do you own now?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 107 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 15:00:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Absolute Truth Behind BURPS</title>
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<title>Steven Durel vs. CollegeGuy - Who Should REALLY Go?</title>
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<author>The Chronicles of College Guy</author>
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<title>EPISODE 58: &quot;A Session of Therapy&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 23 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Chronicles of College Guy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:18:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Getting Bored with Lunch Breaks Need New Innovations</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 11 reviews, last by L-Gizzle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 14:48:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lunch Breaks</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews, last by L-Gizzle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 14:44:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Confessions are never this easy.</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.38 on 25 reviews, last by hollygolitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>harmlessness</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:20:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gibberish appeared on my doorstep, dampen and distraught.</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.07 on 17 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>StonedSilly</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:02:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Disobey My Mother When She Tells Me To Stop Raping Grammie</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.81 on 11 reviews, last by Stin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sideburns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:50:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Starting Fires in Police Cruisers</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.17 on 6 reviews, last by Tigre 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2004 15:34:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Using My Car As A Musical Instrument While Rocking The Fuck Out With Santa</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2004 22:14:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Video Professor Ripped Me Off.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 00:51:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>12.) The 4 behind 16.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.75 on 10 reviews, last by MaximusPadus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>Proper Pooping Procedures (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.22 on 32 reviews, last by Loren1 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Nov 2004 16:36:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spider&#39;s don&#39;t have livers, or My Trip to Canada</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.81 on 46 reviews, last by WookieSuave 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 20:17:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To sell the product you must first</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 11 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 15:23:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To Sell the Product You Must First</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 15:22:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Survivor - Eight Hundred and Sixty-Six</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 6 reviews, last by Snark 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>How-to: Elevator Fart Grenade</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 02:34:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Crazy Commute 101 10/28/04! ! !</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 10 reviews, last by ornerybastard 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 12:59:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lil&#39;Ubercon Florida ! !  ! ! ! ! !  WTF OMG LOL</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 20 reviews, last by LadyPlural 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:16:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I want Gmail. Invite me. And my pet rat. And my friend carlos.</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.30 on 10 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:52:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UBER, A Cult?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 12:25:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Existence of Another</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.22 on 9 reviews, last by Yams 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 03:10:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maximus Padus Camwhore 2nd Try</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.84 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>MaximusPadus Camwhore!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 13 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Advice: Never give a retarded co-worker a ride home.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 15 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 18:47:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Saturday Night Yeahhhhhhhhhhh</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.60 on 12 reviews, last by touch_faith 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 13:52:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Greatest Thing to Hit Uber Since CoolHabeeb</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 11 reviews, last by hidden101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>Lojo(pe)?</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.17 on 11 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 12:51:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Don&#39;t Know What You&#39;ve Got Until It&#39;s Gone</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 9 reviews, last by AshyLarry 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 17:32:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The White Lady</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 3 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>To post or not to post</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.80 on 6 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 12:37:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An awesome fuck-up.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.23 on 15 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>The effortless world of tomorrow.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Maximus Padus</author>
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<title>Tampon and genital herpes commercials....</title>
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