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<title>A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. </title>
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<title>I&#39;m A Secret Superhero</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 32 reviews, last by Merlina 22 days ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m A Secret Superhero</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.40 on 8 reviews, last by icarus1987 32 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>A View of a The High And Blighty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/123472</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 37 reviews, last by Merlina 22 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/122910</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 53 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 79 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>If you&#39;re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/122858</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 88 reviews, last by Merlina 113 days ago</description>
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<title>Very Likey A Pointless Uberpost</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 22 reviews, last by Merlina 135 days ago</description>
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<title>People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/122689</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 23 reviews, last by Merlina 140 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>If You Want A Good Day, Buy A Car, If You Want A Good Week, Get Married. If You Want A Good Life....Be A Gardener.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 54 reviews, last by Merlina 38 days ago</description>
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<title>Some Days I Look Gorgeous....Today At Work Was NOT One Of Them...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 57 reviews, last by Merlina 146 days ago</description>
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<title>ALERT - Boring, bloggish, dull, irritating,  -2 worthy,  self loving post but I don't CARE, because...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.09 on 38 reviews, last by Merlina 154 days ago</description>
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<title>On a bad day, I have mood swings - but on a good day, I have the whole mood playground</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 73 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 171 days ago</description>
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<title>If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 42 reviews, last by Merlina 183 days ago</description>
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<title>Relationships. Oh My FECKING Good God. The Good, The Shite And The Ugly</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 59 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 184 days ago</description>
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<title>If You Saw A Heat Wave, Would You Wave Back?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 40 reviews, last by Merlina 194 days ago</description>
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<title>And in the end, it&#39;s not the years in your life that count. It&#39;s the life in your years.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 34 reviews, last by Crystle 204 days ago</description>
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<title>Places Merlina Never, Ever Wants To Be</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 36 reviews, last by RoadSong 209 days ago</description>
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<title>Please explain why your silence makes more noise than thunder.....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 50 reviews, last by lungfish 233 days ago</description>
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<title>Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. Me? I like fun.</title>
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<title>Facebook? I&#39;d Rather Read A Good Book...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 67 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 245 days ago</description>
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<title>If You Were A Non smoker - Would A Smoker turn you Off?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 84 reviews, last by JonnyX 246 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Post A Pic From Your Childhood - Merlina aged 11</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 36 reviews, last by RoadSong 243 days ago</description>
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<title>Pretentious much?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 82 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 280 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others. (Budda)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 66 reviews, last by RoadSong 242 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>I&#39;m disappointed, but I&#39;m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/121021</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 58 reviews, last by RoadSong 207 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Has Uber Changed The World? Who Knows Who?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/120886</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 340 reviews, last by orphelia 45 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>I&#39;m obviously drunk or bored....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 28 reviews, last by indoninja 300 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>If in doubt, breathe out </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 54 reviews, last by Unabonger 337 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Shall I kill my wife today? Or shall I take her to the theatre? </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 51 reviews, last by Merlina 352 days ago</description>
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<title>Here&#39;s is why I&#39;m hardly ever on Uber anymore - Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 69 reviews, last by NetProphet 188 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Twenty Eight Days</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 43 reviews, last by BranDo 553 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Uber, you served your purpose and I'll miss you. But I guess I'm just not bored anymore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113001</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 222 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 625 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>There is nothing odder than seeing yourself on TV - as an eight year old.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 50 reviews, last by Method 2 years ago</description>
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<title>I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 69 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Tears Of A Clown</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 30 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Best Movie Dialogue Ever. </title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 26 reviews, last by mockidol 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Okay I lied. Camwhore proof.  I'm not a hobo. I appreciate the Nomads though.... </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 143 reviews, last by iambetteratit 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>I'm Not Who You Think I Am. The Sound Of Silence</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 48 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>If an ocean exists below the icy surface of Europa, then life might be living there.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 58 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Insanity doesn&#39;t just run in my family - it practically gallops</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 118 reviews, last by DangerPants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>The Faraway Tree </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 30 reviews, last by ChaosJester 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>I wrote this in temper, in literally two minutes, so don&#39;t expect it to be good.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 34 reviews, last by ArnieGeddon 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Morning Has Broken, Like The First Morning</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 60 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>My life is like soooo hard - &#39;I must be Emo&#39; NSFW </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 49 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:21:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My life is like soooo hard - &#39;I must be Emo&#39;</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Mica.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 84 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>UBERMURDER in New York, 9am Monday morning = OR = A List That Crystle DID Make?????</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 108 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Are there people here in hiding?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 69 reviews, last by YourNameHere 189 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Turrunc&#250;n - I want to live here one day.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 27 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>She longed to return like a magnificent queen</title>
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<title>And come he slow or come he fast, it is but Death who comes at last.</title>
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<title>Simpsonize yourself</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 17 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Lazin&#39; on a Sunny Afternoon, In the Summertime, In The Summertime</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 38 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Merlina&#39;s Uberdirectory Thoughts 2007 - What I Thought When I Saw You </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110056</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 269 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don&#39;t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 34 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don&#39;t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.</title>
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<title>Merlinas Recipe Post Monday - Two for the Price of One!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 78 reviews, last by orphelia 232 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Lyrics Bandwagon? Oh Come ON - Hippy Music HAS to Win!!! </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109451</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 22 reviews, last by RoadSong 242 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Lyrics Bandwagon? Oh Come ON - Hippy Music HAS to Win!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109450</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by CrazyHorse 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:28:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof that not only am I a pussy, but an idiot to boot.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109303</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 67 reviews, last by forthewin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:15:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108840</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 33 reviews, last by we_die_young 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Forget Me Not</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108765</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Merlina Camwhore for the Uberdirectory thingy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108686</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 63 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 06:12:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Today I have decided is feel damn good and happy about yourself day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108613</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 69 reviews, last by no1hasdis 295 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 08:22:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I have learnt in just one week.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 32 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 08:23:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I don&#39;t know about you, but I&#39;m thinking blackberries and rhubarb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101269</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 66 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Enter Room 101. Time To Vent Your Spleen, Uber</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 80 reviews, last by experima 505 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Ubermenz &amp; Uberwimenz Contest 2007  Results Award Show - and yes you are invited. Yes, even you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100797</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 157 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:39:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SUPA - Round 2 - Childish Eyes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100749</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>SUPA - Internal Cell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100473</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 25 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>All we had was PacMan, Asteriods and Battlezone, but we turned out okay.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100319</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 64 reviews, last by kaioken 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Apr 2007 15:12:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Susan - Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100279</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 17 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Ubermenz &amp; Uberwimenz Contest 2007!!! Get your votes in NOW!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100261</link>
<description>Rating: 1.01 on 152 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Apr 2007 10:28:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Roadsigns</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100217</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 36 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:53:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>She</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 38 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:51:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Concern should drive us into action and not into a depression. No man is free who cannot control himself. (Pythagoras)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99411</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 118 reviews, last by Life101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Butterfly Shoes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98913</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 23 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:34:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maybe Its Time To Realise You Need To Fill The Hole.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98393</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 74 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Feb 2007 21:36:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christmas Is Going Pear Shaped</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97066</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 33 reviews, last by JoeyG 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>I Only Want A Bloody Normal House. Is That Too Much To Ask For???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96727</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 47 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:32:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To Live or Not To Give... That Is The Question</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 30 reviews, last by Snare 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Welcome to Ireland!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96286</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 38 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>May Emilene Pankhurst Strike Me Dead But...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94186</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 49 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Hello, I Love You Won&#39;t You Tell Me Your Name</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93707</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 288 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>APW - Bill Watterson - Calvin &amp; Hobbes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93647</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 91 reviews, last by scourge 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>There are two tragedies in Life. One is to not get yours hearts desire. The other is to get it.   Part I.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93516</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 21 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>There are two tragedies in life. One is no to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it. Part I</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93515</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>The Not So Logical Song</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93333</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 20 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>You wanna know what?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93252</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 82 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Black Cats Unlucky?  You Can Bet Your Ass.... And Your Back Legs.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93092</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 36 reviews, last by TheUniter 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>For Fuck&#39;s Sake. Can I Actually DO this? &quot;Help Me Uber, You Are My Only Hope&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93009</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 50 reviews, last by TheUniter 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Where Is The Love, Man?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92449</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 100 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>APW - Jack Vettriano</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92150</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 14 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>APW - Jack Verrtiano</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92148</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91488</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by TheCrystalShip 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Guess The Uberusers - and a Group Camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91309</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 65 reviews, last by Spam 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Aug 2006 18:52:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Merlina&#39;s Uberdirectory Thoughts - What I Thought When I Saw You</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90879</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 154 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:28:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Jumped On A Hobo's Back In My Best Suit And He Didn't Even Stick Around To Say Thank You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 54 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:24:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Winners of the Uber Non Shallow UberMenz &amp; Wimenz Contest!!!!  Long May You Reign...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90574</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 102 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 16:52:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Non-Shallow Uber Menz AND Uberwimenz Contest That Favours Humour, Intelligence and The Little Things That Matter.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90477</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 266 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:45:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Way To Keep Your Memories. I Wonder If Anyone Else Has An Odd Way...?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90362</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 33 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Discovery IV. Who's got the rest of the story?? Part one of GOD Knows.......What Happens???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89712</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 9 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:30:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with college education</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89661</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 33 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:29:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LOOK at me...........really look.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89089</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 81 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>APW The Original Matchstick Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88862</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jun 2006 13:02:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Final Journey - Merlina's tale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88785</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 26 reviews, last by mystiamoon 183 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jun 2006 20:48:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>About time the public realised a good singer when they heard one.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88345</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 58 reviews, last by YourNameHere 189 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 08:39:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Still Nowhere To Run ............</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87976</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 10:30:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nowhere To Run - Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 May 2006 11:19:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One moment you are thinking the world&#39;s a nice place and then someone squats over and craps all over it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87499</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 95 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 May 2006 09:40:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87234</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 33 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:55:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Old Dump To A Beautiful House  - Camwhore of Merlina SO not Looking Her Best</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 122 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Uber Is My Family Now - repost</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86445</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 36 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>A Sad, Mad World - Happy Birthday Apollo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86249</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 29 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>If I had to live my life again, I&#39;d make the same mistakes, only sooner.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86028</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 88 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:05:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"They Call It Madness, But I Call It Love" - Molly's Story</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 35 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:10:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Being Late For Work Saved My Life</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 93 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Hairdressers Have It Sorted - They're Going to Take over the World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85364</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 48 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:33:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Tribute (of sorts) To Phuzzywuzzyguzzyish As He Leaves England - from The Irish Girl and the Brits.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85307</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 58 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:15:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Truth? The TRUTH? You Can't Handle The Truth!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84956</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 22 reviews, last by BranDo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Mar 2006 15:30:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Colours Of Uber - Or At Least How I See You All.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84931</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 185 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Mar 2006 21:29:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lord Of The Rings. Buttsecks - The Facts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84672</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 55 reviews, last by YourNameHere 189 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:27:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reasons To Be Cheerful 1..2..3..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84621</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 46 reviews, last by ess-arr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:26:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Men - Shut The Fuck Up And Get The Damned Dinner On</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84200</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 61 reviews, last by sinna 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 18:36:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Please... Listen To Me, Man... I Can&#39;t Do This Alone</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83888</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 16 reviews, last by Embryo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 18:39:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber - Meet My Angel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83605</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 55 reviews, last by boomslang 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Feb 2006 20:52:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpenis or Micropenis - The Choice Is Out There</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83182</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 124 reviews, last by TheSpook 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:10:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everything Is Different.......But Still No One Knows. Yet. .Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 18 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:33:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing Is Different...But As Far As I Know - No One Knows...........Yet. Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82893</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 25 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:00:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing Is Different...But As Far As I Know - No One Knows...........Yet.    Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82640</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 37 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 13:40:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If God Doesn't Answer this One I'll Be Very Disappointed.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82596</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 29 reviews, last by Nellypaal 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:05:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Which Uberer Am I? Part One.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82460</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 42 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 17:52:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>London UBERCON Pub Crawl Friday 20th January.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 65 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 17:48:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Experience Of A Lifetime, IS Your Lifetime.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82318</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 64 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:08:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Sixth Element. It&#39;s Going To Be ME At This Rate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82062</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 23 reviews, last by skrapmetal 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 19:59:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Sixth Element. It&#39;s Going To Me ME At This Rate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82061</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 19:55:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>INspired by Shlongy - The Jam.. not &#39;Going Underground&#39; -  But....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81924</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jan 2006 19:26:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Can&#39;t Wait Till My Next Postal Delivery</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81697</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 26 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:14:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bah Buisness Humbug</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81436</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 31 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:01:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UBERMURDER in London, England.  10am In The Interrogation Room.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80869</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 23 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 22:21:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Lost World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80542</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 23 reviews, last by JackalFett 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Dec 2005 20:53:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just A Little More Sleep......?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79213</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 15 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:20:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is Merlina Broken?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78349</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 34 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 20:45:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 15 reviews, last by ess-arr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 15:34:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes,  Christmas Is Just A Marketing Ploy To Some, But I Don&#39;t Care. I LOVE It.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77655</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 36 reviews, last by gank 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:51:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Having The Sand. (D_Prime Madness)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77240</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 53 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Merlina's Tarot Uber Readings as Promised</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77169</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 164 reviews, last by Fabit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 16:02:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Curriculum Vitae Which Shows How Careers Advice Is Wrong. Follow Your Dream.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76801</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 77 reviews, last by YourNameHere 243 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:11:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Afternoon Delight</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76560</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 62 reviews, last by phuzzygish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 08:38:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Friday Night Is Ubercon Night!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76478</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 242 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 08:46:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tomorrow night is London Ubercon night!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76477</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 08:35:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It's Uber-maniacs Cartoon Time Children!!!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76415</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 44 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 15:07:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Human Brain starts working the moment you are born - never stops until you stand up to speak in public.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76188</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 62 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 261 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:36:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Teenage Kicks - An Uberchild Learning The Hard Way</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 42 reviews, last by chemokenny 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 13:38:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Intend To Live Forever.... So far, so good.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75426</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 54 reviews, last by Whiplash 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:00:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Tale Of Humiliation And Regret</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75033</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 26 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:30:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Worm Has Turned</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74741</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 39 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 11:02:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Worm Has Turned</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74740</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 10:56:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber, I Ask You....Isn't There Enough Rubbish In The World Already?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74622</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 35 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 14:06:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;d Believe Me Uberers.... Wouldn&#39;t You??</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74563</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 36 reviews, last by Soley_Trinity 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Sep 2005 11:03:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Never Judge Your Success By How High Up The Ladder You Get, Judge It By How High You Bounce When You Fall Off And Hit The Bottom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 42 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Sep 2005 10:15:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scared? ME? Ha ha ha ha ha... Don't Be Absurd..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 61 reviews, last by Circe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 09:23:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Idea Of The REAL Good Life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74147</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 33 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:09:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The House Of The Rising UBERSITE..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73953</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 33 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:38:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The National Lottery...  A Win? Or A Loss...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73850</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 42 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:42:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Best Time Of Our Life, And We Were Too Young To Realise</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73665</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 38 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 14:41:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UBERMURDER On Wall Street. Place: Interrogation Room 1. Time: 11.48am</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73502</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 79 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:24:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Could I Live Without The Noise?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73406</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 25 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:30:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Reminder For Uberers!! October 6th - UBERCON LONDON 2005!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73327</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 69 reviews, last by Quint 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:22:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look Uberers, I Know I Am Argumentative, But He Is Worse. Right?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72952</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 72 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 09:42:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stairway to UBER (a song for DeathMetalDude as he loves this tune)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72258</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by professorfuckface 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 09:55:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Brain Is Trying To Throttle Me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72163</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 40 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2005 11:25:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Merlina's Birthday!!!!! Thoughts  + Camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71823</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 96 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:13:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Way Out</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71509</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 18:56:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Most Inspiring Lyrics I've Ever Heard..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 47 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 10:06:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>High Noon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70964</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 10:48:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s A World Of Uberites Out There - Holiday In New York</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70552</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 136 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:11:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh Merlina!! You Little Liar!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70450</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 40 reviews, last by Soley_Trinity 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 09:27:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Dreamcatcher Is Silent - He Gives No Answers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70385</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 30 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:49:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber - You Made Me Need Rehab</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70100</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 24 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 08:17:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Olympic Bid News!!!  Guess Who WON!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70027</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 72 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 11:56:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look Into My Eyes... Deep.......Deeper..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69900</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 62 reviews, last by CookieLass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jul 2005 13:29:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Right Time For Him To Die</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69758</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by wardy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jul 2005 12:04:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Formula. Man + Woman = Disaster.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69548</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 56 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 10:10:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It's a World Of Uberites Out There - The Next Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69389</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 98 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 10:14:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh For The Sweet Mother Of Crap.. YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69036</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 50 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 08:51:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Is My Family Now</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68916</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 27 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 13:56:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It's A World Of Uberites Out There -   Day 1.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68568</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 149 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 10:53:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Is This Bandwagon So Positive?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68476</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 37 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 07:44:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Have Enough - You Are Enough</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68130</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 15 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Jun 2005 14:10:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If Merlina's A Cat and Soley_Trinity is a Squirell - What Animal Are You??</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68016</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 88 reviews, last by phuzzygish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Jun 2005 08:58:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Year Are You In UBERITE, In The School Of Life?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67936</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 123 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Jun 2005 11:09:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay UBERITES - Let Down Your Defences, Go Outside And Hug A Tree NOW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67572</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 25 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jun 2005 10:23:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome To The Hotel Uberfornia</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67052</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 52 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 11:45:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Here I Am All Wrapped Up In Cellophane With Nowhere To Go&quot;  Merlina&#39;s version</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66972</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by orphelia 593 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 15:00:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberians - Lie Back On This Couch And Open Yourselves To Merlina</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66709</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 148 reviews, last by Average_Dan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 10:07:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Slow Metabolism? Sorry, My Good Lady, But It Appears That You're Fat.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 32 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 13:04:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It's Making A Clicking Sound  - SM</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66433</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 20 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 10:12:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Man On The Edge - Part IV - The Conclusion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66369</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 13:17:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can I Play With Madness? - Man On The Edge Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66135</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by nicballs 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2005 10:11:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just A State Of Mind</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66015</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 11:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For The Purposes Of The Next Uber-directory</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65318</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 19 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 10:28:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For The Purposes Of The Next Uber-directory</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65317</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 10:27:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Merlina Licked A Bums Ass Too</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65230</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 22 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 09:01:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Did I Actually SAY That Just Then? I Hoped I'd Just Thought It..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65162</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:11:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meanwhile, Back At Harry's House... (Man On The Edge Part II)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64626</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by nicballs 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:50:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lavender's Green, dilly dilly, Lavender's Blue..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64541</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 18 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 11:42:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The World Is Mine</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64471</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 14 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 12:36:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Never Too Late To Say Sorry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64267</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 22 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 10:48:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Still The Little Girl With The Daisy Chains &amp; Dreams</title>
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<title>Movie buffs - its time for a UBER quiz</title>
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<title>Any Time Left To Enjoy?</title>
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<title>From Merlina...So Long, Farewell, Auf Weidershen Adieu.....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 43 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Mar 2005 09:21:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After All That Playing In The Snow....ZZZZZZ</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 41 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Here It Is - The UBER Awards. Get Your Nomination In Now!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 270 reviews, last by YourNameHere 189 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:46:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Hope She Is The Girl He Wanted</title>
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<title>And Remember At All Times - Be Perfect. (or -2 die)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 45 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 10:45:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberette Camwhore  Drinking Irish Lass</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 64 reviews, last by Merlina 189 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>Come On You UberMusic Fans, Lets See How Good You Are</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 33 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:02:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Deal Is a Deal but I Say He&#39;s Nuts</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.29 on 13 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 11:46:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Now I Can Smile..... Now I Am Free</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 38 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Feb 2005 10:28:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Their Reason For Being Was Just to Humilate me, and boy, they Succeeded.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.10 on 25 reviews, last by Adereterial 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Feb 2005 16:56:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Tribute to the Ones Who Didn't Get Mentioned on the UBER-Tribute.. Merlina still loves you...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 27 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2005 17:30:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is Being In Your Early Thirties Too Old To Have Fashion Sense...??</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 23 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 14:42:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It was just after Midnight</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 12 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:53:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Man On The Edge</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 26 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 14:27:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hmmmm just thinking... MESSAGE TO BART</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 10 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:39:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Time Here Is Done. I Thank Yaw and Goodnight.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 15:10:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bohemian UBERhapsody</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 87 reviews, last by Flack 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2005 11:07:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photography - One Of My Many Hobbies</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.93 on 39 reviews, last by hobbs 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 44 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jan 2005 15:38:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Personally I&#39;m Going To Seize The FUCK Out Of It</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 10 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
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<title>His Princess</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 11 reviews, last by TigerLilly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 10:16:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why my Day Is Great OR How Depressing To Have To Do A &#39;My Life Sucks&#39; Post</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 12 reviews, last by Greatwhtheip 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 11:34:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes Merlina, I am Sitting Behind You and You Can and Will Write About Me.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.36 on 33 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:15:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>True story</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 24 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2004 12:37:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A reply to "Whats The Fucking Point Of It All Anyway?"</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.08 on 37 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Dec 2004 11:32:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What happened to FETISH?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.23 on 102 reviews, last by YourNameHere 189 days ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2004 12:03:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just received a chain letter</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.69 on 27 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Dec 2004 13:39:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My name is Merlina and I am... *embarrassed pause*.... a smoker</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52639</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 50 reviews, last by podium 4 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:45:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To avoid confusion</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 22 reviews, last by Shay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 11:39:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I really  HATE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51985</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 20 reviews, last by DanielH 5 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 10:24:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the cute fucking bastard kitten</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51323</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 34 reviews, last by MandaPanda 3 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 11:16:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who will die next?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 33 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Merlina</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 13:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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