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<title>Bart Bart makes a new friend</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 59 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 83 days ago</description>
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<title>Ubertines 07: This contest is plagued with Racism and Ignorance</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 36 reviews, last by orphelia 148 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Ubertines 07: Bartback Mountain 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 533 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Feb 2007 21:19:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubertines 07: Bartback Mountain 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98146</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 23 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 533 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>A true and completely believable story</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 49 reviews, last by thorpe 543 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Oh the IGNORANCE: An explanation</title>
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<title>PUSSY C0MPlLATlION MARC II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95787</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 57 reviews, last by Ballare 287 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; BEST IN EVERYTIN WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>The adventures of &quot;The Flame&quot;, a Qu&#233;b&#233;cois comic</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89572</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 76 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 616 days ago</description>
<author>Sofie F</author>
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<title>What I&#39;ve learned about the 2006 FIFA World Cup...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88936</link>
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<author>Sofie F</author>
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<title>I have no idea what&#39;s going on here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88686</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 17 reviews, last by maiorano84 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Hamburg, Pirate speed metal and Breaking up in public places</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 23 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 616 days ago</description>
<author>Sofie F</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:36:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Insomnia and the hole in the universe</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 30 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sofie F</author>
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<title>I don't salute you office-open-door-pissing-man</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 54 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sofie F</author>
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<title>Leaked Ubercon Sex Tape: 1 Night In Atlantic City (Highly NSFW)</title>
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<author>Sofie F</author>
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<title>Ha ha charade you are... the side of my car is covered in vomit, but I'm still smiling...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 32 reviews, last by thecaes 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sofie F</author>
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<title>Article in Rolling Stone Magazine about my new car</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 36 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 503 days ago</description>
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<title>Oh Teephphah, you young rascal...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81192</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Excuse me Bart Bart...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 42 reviews, last by Ingsoc 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Giving Head (hey look at her shes original)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 106 reviews, last by fuckstick 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Uber Michael Jackson Contest: Spot the difference... or die?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79178</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 65 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:12:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click this link - Bart Bart will explode</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78817</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 12 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:45:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The adventures of Apollo88 and Michael Jackson - Episode 1: The Time Machine</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78214</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 58 reviews, last by MistressFist 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 13:01:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#39;Cause There&#39;s A Time When You&#39;re Right And You Know You Must Fight</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 35 reviews, last by TigerLilly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2005 14:25:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh Uber Buddies! I don&#39;t even know how to break this news to you... R.I.P.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75584</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 33 reviews, last by bandphotographer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:03:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Habeeb&#39;s eyes only :(</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 13 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 21:54:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some photos from the camel races here in Bahrain</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 26 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Who Is It?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74634</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 8 reviews, last by tinactin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>What I, Michael Jackson, got for my 47th Birthday! Includes thank you notes!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 70 reviews, last by bandphotographer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Sep 2005 12:13:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Birthday Jay Greening. As per your request I, Michael Jackson, got you something special...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73970</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 60 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 14:29:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s my 47th birthday on Monday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73884</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 32 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 14:35:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to get on Bored at Work OR How I, Michael Jackson, discovered Bart Bart's secret webpage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73265</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 136 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:50:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sorry Habeeb - I, Michael Jackson, have bought the Chicago Bears...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72728</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 34 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 16:40:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT/PPT: Responsible children&#39;s role models, the Black Eyed Pees, get shamowned (Slightly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72443</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 30 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Aug 2005 13:09:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How celebrating Thorpe&#39;s birthday in style landed me, Michael Jackson, in jail :(</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 44 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 2 years ago</description>
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<title>How celebrating Thorpe&#39;s birthday in style landed me, Michael Jackson, in an jail :(</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>William Q Percy sexualy harassed me and all I got was my voting rights revoked :(</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71008</link>
<description>Rating: 1.98 on 56 reviews, last by zoobie2000 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>For those of you that doubted it...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 36 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 15:39:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bandwagons are like chain mails... Ghey</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70375</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 29 reviews, last by alfakyle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:01:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A plea to Bart Bart from Habeeb Thomas PHD</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70063</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 81 reviews, last by TonyMontana 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 20:20:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How I, famous and innocent pop star Michael Jackson, spent my 4th of July weekend</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by TonyDanza 252 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>SPT: Speaking of Shit...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 22 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Original &quot;Black or White&quot; footage starring me, Michael Jackson</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 44 reviews, last by Snark 506 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 20:56:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberExperiment: What would you buy, if you were homeless and some kind soul, like Tony Danza, gave you 5 Reich Marks... er Dollars... 5 Dollars?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 37 reviews, last by TonyDanza 252 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 12:22:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - Rock Lobster</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 11 reviews, last by wanderingaimlessley 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>UberMadness is turning into a rally...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 28 reviews, last by d_prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael &quot;I&#39;m no alter&quot; Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:28:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes, you internet people (Method) are fucking creepy.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 70 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 13:20:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jared stop spreading ignorant lies about me, Michael Jackson!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68693</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 34 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS: Neverland is burning :(</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68573</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 54 reviews, last by chewybaca96 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>I, Michael Jackson, have Moonwalked to Freedom - Shamone! (Official Innocence Post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68491</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 125 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Remember the time I, Michael Jackson, was on &quot;Seinfeld&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68259</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 54 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2005 17:05:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - A camwhore actually DEMANDED by Caulaincourt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68114</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 23 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Ignorant FBI spy satellite surveillance footage of Fridays Neverland Ranch festivities</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67870</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 44 reviews, last by Lechuga 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Questions answered about tomorrow's festivities at the Neverland ranch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67599</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 90 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 149 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Dear Uber Friends....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67507</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 27 reviews, last by Rads_wife 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael &quot;Blatantly Innocent&quot; Jackson</author>
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<title>Michael Jackson is innocent WOO!!! A Habeeb Thomas PHD original on loan from the Louvre (NSFW, but it&#39;s art. GO ART WOO!!!!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 22 reviews, last by Rads_wife 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Moonwalker&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I, Michael Jackson, think we should all pool our money together and buy an Ubersite community tractor (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67148</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 45 reviews, last by Rads_wife 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Kirk Cameron and I, Michael Jackson, learn a valuable lesson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67017</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>Kirk Cameron and I, Michael Jackson, learn a valuable lesson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67016</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 21:14:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kirk Cameron and I, Michael Jackson, learn a valuable lesson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67014</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 21:08:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kirk Cameron and I, Michael Jackson, learn a valuable lesson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67013</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 21:05:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kirk Cameron and I, Michael Jackson, learn a valuable lesson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67012</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 21:00:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kirk Cameron and I, Michael Jackson, learn a valuable lesson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67011</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 20:58:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Remember the time I, Michael Jackson, was on &quot;Everybody Loves Raymond&quot; (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66621</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 34 reviews, last by phuzzygish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 14:23:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Road Trip - Day 2: Las Vegas to Albuquerque (An unexpected stop in the desert)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66566</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 23 reviews, last by Kamargo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 19:57:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scenes from a Michael Jackson concert - a birthday dedication to Sassmasterr</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66453</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 47 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 15:05:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Prince Michael Jackson the 2nd&#39;s baby photo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66156</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 14 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
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<title>OLD BREAKING NEWS FROM FRIDAY: Bart &quot;Bart Bart&quot; Cilfone has taken the stand at my trial! Part II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66048</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 64 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 18:03:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS: Bart &quot;Bart Bart&quot; Cilfone has taken the stand at my trial!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65816</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 148 reviews, last by Walker 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 May 2005 20:19:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Live on the Earth: Close up of the space peener</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65705</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 21 reviews, last by The_Yellow_Dart 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 May 2005 14:01:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the unholy master of Microsoft Excel.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65633</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 50 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2005 14:13:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I, Michael Jackson, explain my angst with artPad OR Michael, why are you so sad?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65337</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 24 reviews, last by NoahsArk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 15:58:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My MSN Buddies - Never trust Martha Stewart!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64825</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 35 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:55:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shamowned</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64741</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 14:57:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Road Trip - Day 1: Los Angeles to Las Vegas (Bronson Pinchot, Robert Van Winkle and I, Michael Jackson, hit the road)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64359</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by Phinch 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 16:26:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pimp my ride (A Michael Jackson Ubersite competition) - Lawsuits to follow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64277</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 34 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 13:58:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The following post has been removed by the FBI, pending further investigation.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64137</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 16 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 16:42:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My MSN Buddies - To The Extreme</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 20 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 17:00:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A scene from the upcoming Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back - Special Moonwalker Edition (Starring me, Michael Jackson)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63471</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 33 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 2 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2005 14:50:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How my trial will probably end... (Because, let&#39;s face it, being Michael Jackson kicks ass)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63169</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 45 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 14:35:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson discovers that professional wrestling is fixed!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62206</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 23 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 442 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 15:13:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An apology for the damage my wife, Carol, has caused</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62043</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 29 reviews, last by ArnieGeddon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Mr Richards</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:55:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My MSN Buddies - And the winner is...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61873</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 35 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 506 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:17:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wil Wheaton takes me, Michael Jackson, to Hooters! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61720</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 22 reviews, last by TonyDanza 252 days ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:08:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> A question of ethics: Would you sleep with the hot 73 year old?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61546</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 26 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Mar 2005 11:06:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My MSN Buddies - A Competition (What are Bart Bart and I, Michael Jackson, talking about Uber boys and girls?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61475</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 17 reviews, last by Rawrg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Mar 2005 15:04:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dan Brown is nothing compared to Michael Jackson - A rant OR Dan Brown will write the same book over and over for whale cock</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61195</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 20 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Mar 2005 15:08:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS: Stevie Wonder has just taken the stand at my (Michael Jackson) trial</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61096</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 11:05:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A little South of the Border</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 28 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:06:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My MSN Buddies - Blink 182 tell me (Michael Jackson) why they&#39;ve decided to break up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60392</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 18 reviews, last by funk_boy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 16:10:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photoshop Competition #6</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60274</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 25 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 14:42:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My MSN Buddies - Blonde whores (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60208</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 8 reviews, last by Falco 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:54:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Be nice to ur pussy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59851</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 14 reviews, last by ellsmall 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 12:38:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Paris Hilton in &quot;The Simple Life&quot; (Behind the scenes footge - Paris sans makeup)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59304</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 25 reviews, last by Ingsoc 3 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Jackson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 11:41:40 -0000</pubDate>
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