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<title>The Fisherman</title>
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<title>Fuck Centerfolds.  </title>
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<title>We can now end GPF because The Coolest, Most Interesting gif ever has been discovered.</title>
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<title>Life is good.</title>
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<title>My Bar Post 3:00AM:  MYBP3AM:  Booze I Like to Drink.</title>
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<title>The Final Ultimate Helmut Cat Debate</title>
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<title>What kind of car should I get?</title>
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<title>Excellent thanks, and how are you?  Almost dying, Norwalk virus, and blueberry juice</title>
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<title>That&#39;s some mighty fine killin&#39; right thare if ya ask me</title>
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<title>If you try to rob me at knife-point, I&#39;m going to headbutt you in the face and take your money.</title>
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<title>MyNameIsTim&#39;s Uncertainty Principle AND A Story of The Most Worthless Human Being Alive.</title>
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<title>The Shamrock Open - The Ides of March</title>
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<title>Everyone Loves Athletic Broads  (sorta kinda but not really NSFW)</title>
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<title>[Scalding] Chestnuts Roasting...on the Inside of My Corneas</title>
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<title>On Following</title>
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<title>I Swear to Holy Fuck I Would Love to See A Gate List at the Goddamnned Port Authority Or I Will Fucking Flip</title>
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<title>Here&#39;s how to solve the energy crisis:</title>
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<title>I got the people who stole my headlights...trying to steal my headlights again.</title>
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<title>I Swear to Holy Fuck I am going to aurally rape the shit out of everyone who likes Shitty-Whiney-Emo-Punk Rock and force them to appreciate Rock and Its roots.</title>
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<title>Krissi</title>
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<title>The Eagles - Desperado is THE Best Album of 1973.</title>
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<title>Photoshop this, motherbtches.  Plus a story so you can laugh at my misfortune.</title>
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<title>I gotta do it.</title>
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<title>I gotta do it.</title>
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<title>Creep</title>
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<title>I Swear to Holy Fuck That I Am Going to Curb the Shit Out of The Next Motherfucker Who Uses the Word &quot;Ghetto&quot; as an Adjective.</title>
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<title>It&#39;s Time to Panic</title>
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<title>Guns Don&#39;t Kill Dangerous Minorities...Pissed-Off Fat Guys With Sawed-Off Baseball Bats Do.</title>
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<title>Blood From A Stone</title>
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<title>Me and My Bitch Getting it on Under a Streetlight.</title>
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<title>Scenes From a Goddamn Goomba-fucking Eye-Tai Resturant</title>
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<title>Tuesday is definately NOT gone - Tim Kegstandcamwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 40 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 15:10:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Binge Drinking Exploits Vol 0 - My First Time.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 26 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 4 years ago</description>
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<title>What do you think about?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 31 reviews, last by jgreening 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:33:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Friday... HURRY THE FUCK UP!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 26 reviews, last by Flack 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 19:16:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Cab Driver Threatened to Kill Me.  A Married Chick Threatened to Fuck Me. Just Another Day in the Life...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I Was Accosted by an Elderly Man.</title>
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<title>Do you ever try to do something crazy, just to see if you can do it?</title>
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<title>&quot;You know what always cheers me up when I&#39;m down Mike?&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 26 reviews, last by weasul 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 04:39:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Binge Drinking Exploits Vol. 3 - The Skill Saw</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 33 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 20:19:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Memoirs and Visions of Summer - Optimistic Reminiscing</title>
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<title>Go Ahead - Laugh at My Pain.   (Tim&#39;s first visit to Yankee Stadium)</title>
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<title>I Conceive</title>
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<title>Uberdirectory pic coming straight at you from the nation&#39;s Capitol.</title>
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<title>Blue Balls vs Vag Bleeding - Which Hurts More?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 76 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:12:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Testiculoscrotal Vasoconstriction Chews on My Sore, Painful, Swollen Balls.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 50 reviews, last by ahumblefool 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:13:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof that girls like assholes.  Proof that I am an asshole.  All in one convienant package...</title>
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<title>I Had an AWESOME Time in Las Vegas...</title>
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<title>&quot;Hey - I&#39;m Next!&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 33 reviews, last by taurusfh 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Mar 2005 12:21:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MyNameIsTim&#39;s Binge Drinking Survival Kit</title>
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<title>On Happiness</title>
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<title>Le Tour de WPI  -  Two students&#39; Fight Against Cancer...</title>
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<title>All I  Need in This Life of Sin...</title>
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<title>Denial of Self</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 27 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I ate kitty litter last night...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 16 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:03:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN:    New York Area Uber-users</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 22 reviews, last by JulsInsane 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Feb 2005 15:00:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN:  New York Area Uberusers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 14 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Explosive</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 24 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Who would win in a fight: Carol Richards or Chris Evans?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.47 on 23 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Munkeypants/Tigerlilly/MyNameIsTim Threesome?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 22 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 06:50:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We are all going to die...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 42 reviews, last by bandphotographer 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 38 reviews, last by ConorJS 3 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 04:53:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Never Brake Hard on a Downhill Left</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 13 reviews, last by sparkle_pink 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>The Shack</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 32 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>My Match.com Misfortune...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 30 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 21:10:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck CNN, MSNBC, and others...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 25 reviews, last by WookieSuave 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>The Art of the Ass-Drop</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 22 reviews, last by EbolaMay 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>A Celebrity Sighting and a Terrible Person.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 20 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 03:41:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anxiously Awaiting the day...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 21 reviews, last by PoloboiGC 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jan 2005 04:29:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What do you want to do with your life???!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 22 reviews, last by pen_name 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Regret Bribing Penguins Blowjob.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 16 reviews, last by LadyPlural 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Three Stories of Nosril Fucking.</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>The Way Life Should Be...</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>And then there were four...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 10 reviews, last by PoloboiGC 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 13:41:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Come gather &#39;round people...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 11 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 04:07:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bored at Work?  Explode a Fly.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:11:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you like stupid whores, you&#39;ll love new jersey</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 33 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2004 19:20:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In defense of JOCKS - a nerd&#39;s perspective</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Swans, although gay, will DEFlNATELY fuck you up</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 49 reviews, last by Hooli 2 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2004 20:24:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to get Laid.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 23 reviews, last by Faith 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Fat Kid Attempts Bulimia -- Hilarity Ensues</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 59 reviews, last by kingphatcow 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2004 02:02:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Addiction</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 27 reviews, last by podium 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>A Tribute to a Cocksucking Whore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 25 reviews, last by boringwhiteboy 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 00:54:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Met a Girl</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 23 reviews, last by funkchomper 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Dec 2004 02:56:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Friends</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2004 02:04:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Turtle Head (not a poop post)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 19 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 4 years ago</description>
<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Jetta Theory</title>
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<title>Don&#39;t hate gay people?</title>
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<title>How Can Homeless People be Hungry When Turkey Costs $0.19 per pound?</title>
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<title>Beer and Chicks.</title>
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<title>The Quarter-Life Crisis (Blowjobs, Regular Jobs, and Camwhoring Jobs)</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Sucking on a dead fish&#39;s ass.</title>
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<title>Elephants are cocked deisel motherfuckers.</title>
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<title>Why?</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 18:01:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Exciting things to do at 1am</title>
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<title>Top 10</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>The great sheep masacre of 2003</title>
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<title>&quot;Waddles&quot; would&#39;ve been a compliment....</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>The Best Looking Asses of All Time</title>
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<title>Red Sox</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>In Defense of Car Salesmen...</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>A Sincere Thank You</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>The Life and Times of a Large Motherfucker.</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>&quot;...you insignifi-CUNT...little fuck&quot;</title>
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<author>MyNameIsTim</author>
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<title>Greatest Jobs in the World</title>
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