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<title>American Political Quotes</title>
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<title>JMG Wins 12Mil; Resolves Never to Return</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 12 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 588 days ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m out.</title>
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<title>Political shitstorms are what Ubersite is all about</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95253</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 29 reviews, last by NetProphet 592 days ago</description>
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<title>Know Your Dough</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 13 reviews, last by AsshOly 673 days ago</description>
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<title>&quot;Hearken&quot; VII - Samhain - Part 1 of 2</title>
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<title>You don&#39;t need to read this. Really.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 60 reviews, last by konohasaiyajin 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Jack Black owns your children</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 13 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Wherefore art thou, JMG?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79254</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 25 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
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<title>&quot;Hearken&quot; VI - Our Inevasible Fate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77734</link>
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<title>Who am I... ?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71795</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 31 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
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<title>For My First Act</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71100</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Caption Contest - DJMattB241 and Maiorano84</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69558</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 41 reviews, last by spedmonkey 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Hearken Ch. V: &quot;Essence of Divinity&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69014</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 25 reviews, last by Stin 3 years ago</description>
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<title>I come bearing a gift... I&#39;ll give you a hint. It&#39;s in my diaper, and it&#39;s not a toaster.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68832</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 18 reviews, last by XFile 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Biggest Mistake of Your Life</title>
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<title>The Saga of UBERPARK</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 71 reviews, last by d_prime 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Teephphah&#39;s Sad. Poor baby.</title>
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<title>I hate Apollo. (NSFAnybody)</title>
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<title>Curling Wisps of Starlit Smoke</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67479</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 22 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Evening&#39;s Sequestration</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Revenge is a Dish Best Served by a Musical Virgin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62962</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 29 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Don&#39;t like rap/netprophet/black people? Read a different post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62626</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Hearken Yon, O Child: &quot;Dawn of Awareness&quot; (Chapter IV)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55411</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>White People Elected Bush - By Themselves!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50526</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 85 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Bound to an Inexorable Duty</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.10 on 36 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
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<title>To Oktuberfest, or Bust!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48807</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 225 reviews, last by Alter 3 years ago</description>
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<title>What Do You Want?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47999</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Alter 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Hearken Yon, O Child: &quot;An Itch of the Mind&quot; (Chapter 3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47585</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 7 reviews, last by Stin 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Fitness, Wellness, Hitler - The Second Reich</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 18 reviews, last by Stin 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 17:48:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fitness? Wellness? Hitler.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47136</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 13 reviews, last by Stin 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Ubersite Club: the first rule of Ubersite Club is STFU -2 DIE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47004</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 30 reviews, last by NetProphet 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Shuffle Off this Mortal Coil: A Memorial to Gibberish</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 35 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Crazy, crazy bets and contests</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Sundry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45607</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Out On A Limb.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
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<title>How to be a Cunning Linguist: Top Ten Things NOT to Say when Muff Diving</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 42 reviews, last by Foonbo 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Puppy Love</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 22 reviews, last by Xcuses 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Hearken Yon, O Child: Chapter II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44192</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>The Perfect Day to Get Stoned and Lose Your Genitals</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Demonic Evocation: A Crash Course in Ruining your Life by Adding Demons to It (Part II of III - quite long)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 13 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Worlds Apart</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Reflections of a Single Moment in Time</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 27 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>The Anatomy of Morality</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>The B. A. R. T. Project</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Chance</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 13 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>To Sit in Solemn Silence</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Hearken Yon, O Child</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>SPT: My Shitty Car</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>prophet</author>
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<title>Hour of Despair</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 32 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
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