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<title>Ubertines 08: Round 1 (Show Us Your) Pairs</title>
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<title>SUPA: Round 3 Pairings</title>
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<title>SUPA Round 2:  Crash</title>
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<title>SUPA Round 1:  Rhythm Run  (Love is an Old, Gold Frame)</title>
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<title>The Eleventh Station</title>
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<title>SUPA: Round 1 Pairings</title>
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<title>Attn: Bandwagoners</title>
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<title>Further Adventures of Labyrinth - Episode II:  Jareth Smells the Glove</title>
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<title>Idiot Prayer</title>
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<title>Freak Flag Friday: Physical Oddities</title>
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<title>SPT:  If I Can Smell You From the Kitch</title>
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<title>APW: You Sleep You Dream</title>
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<title>It Is Terribly Good to Pass Water in Hard Wood</title>
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<title>Ubertines 07: WINNAR</title>
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<title>In Darkness, I Will Be Your Light.  Your O-ly Light.</title>
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<title>Anna Nicole Smith - In Memoriam</title>
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<title>Ubertines 07: Round 3 Pairings</title>
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<title>Ubertines 07: Round 2 Pairings</title>
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<title>Ubertines 07</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 16:18:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Carolina Castrato Blues</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 44 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 478 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>CC Remix - safe sex comic fall down go boom</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 41 reviews, last by eric_the_bread 440 days ago</description>
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<title>Re: Uberboard</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 69 reviews, last by ghola 186 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW: Noli Me Tangere</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 44 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 486 days ago</description>
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<title>The Taking of Toast and Tea....and Tampax</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 40 reviews, last by ghola 186 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  Crystle</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 35 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 486 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>SPT: Spine Post Thursday (the bookish kind)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 83 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 484 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>&quot;Auld Lang Syne&quot; as performed by Ubersite</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 135 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 132 days ago</description>
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<title>2006 Uber Awards</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 30 reviews, last by ghola 186 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  sicosemen</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 36 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 501 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  sicosemen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97201</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 501 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:52:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Gustave Moreau</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97179</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 60 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 452 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What song &quot;makes&quot; Christmas for you?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 74 reviews, last by dexpaxas 502 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW: Grasping Sand</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 17 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 508 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Fuck you, Downed Power Line...fuck you right in the nostril (99% less Uberhistory guaranteed)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 87 reviews, last by lechuza 186 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Two words that will change your life</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 43 reviews, last by combatwombat 511 days ago</description>
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<title>EPF: two open browneyes</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 46 reviews, last by Crystle 165 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Attn Uberwimmenz:  some Christmas presents for you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96832</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 124 reviews, last by JonnyX 214 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW:  Icaria (Submerged in the Waters of the Sea)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96794</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 22 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 511 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:17:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;She Used to Be A Fluffer, Lad&quot; - The Aftermath of Watching an Adult Movie With My Father</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 29 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 516 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:53:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMas 06: Exhibition Pairings and Titles</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 101 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 511 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:06:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blocked @ Work!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 107 reviews, last by Bubba2341 66 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>UberMas 06:  Exhibition Extravaganza (Honk if You Love Ho Ho Hos)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96663</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 56 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 165 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Ribald For Her Pleasure (a &quot;Tragickal Hatery&quot; Prequel)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96628</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 70 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 505 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 18:29:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Ys</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96591</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 31 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 423 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 22:24:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Forced DAR Winism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96483</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 25 reviews, last by ghola 186 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Dec 2006 19:55:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Uber Bored</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96422</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 32 reviews, last by Bubba2341 527 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Dec 2006 18:00:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT:  Lost in Translation</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 528 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW: O David, O Death</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96307</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 52 reviews, last by phuzzygish 529 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:56:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to Washington, D.C.!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96248</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 36 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 528 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Turducken Fuckin&#39;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 31 reviews, last by lungfish 537 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Fragments of Agony and Arriba</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96024</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 47 reviews, last by coley 478 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:02:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>[General Ubersite Post]</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95949</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 103 reviews, last by LongestPants 535 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:14:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Further Adventures of Labyrinth - Episode I: Hoggle Gets Hoodwinked</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 65 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 410 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Rhapsody on a Zombie Night   [Happy Birthday, Whore]</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 39 reviews, last by Anansie 543 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW: Bleaargh, Look at My Wang</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95797</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 53 reviews, last by Average_Dan 543 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Pursuit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 545 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Love, Thy Name Is Prolapse</title>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Colostomy Bag Carla</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 41 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 243 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>SPT: Pretty Heat Machines</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 38 reviews, last by drgoatcabin 550 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW: Ecstasy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 26 reviews, last by ghola 186 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>A She-Man Takes a Lover:  General Musings on Gender Bending and Defining Sexuality</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 140 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 551 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Grueberfest 06:  Winner and Wrap-Up</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 39 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 551 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Nov 2006 18:16:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Andromeda</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 44 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 557 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Pen For Hire: Halloween Edition (plus the greatest holiday attachment ever)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 109 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 558 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:56:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movies That Make Me Weep</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 176 reviews, last by orphelia 148 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:58:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 282 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 586 days ago</description>
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<title>Virgo Intacta</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 93 reviews, last by WingedFoote 596 days ago</description>
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<title>ADD - like a deep, red sun burns and consumes everything</title>
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<title>Symmetry Post Thursday - Menz Edition</title>
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<title>Father, the God (APW)</title>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Voices of &#220;berusers II</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 64 reviews, last by Crystle 683 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 30 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 673 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 146 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 123 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 90 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 76 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 44 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jun 2006 15:19:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  On the face of the waters</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 30 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 73 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 34 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 677 days ago</description>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Ubercrossword</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 76 reviews, last by ilikesteak 629 days ago</description>
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<title>While I Was Gone...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 100 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 17 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 15:03:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>A Boy Named Minus Two</title>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>88 Lines about 44 Uberwomen</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 162 reviews, last by delboy 620 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>FUPA: The End</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 25 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>15 Minute Challenge - Plush Toy</title>
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<title>Gas Station Condom</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 111 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>FUPA: Final Round &amp; Round 4 Wrap</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 260 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>nO0berfest: I &lt;3 natalee pportman</title>
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<title>FUPA: Round 4 Matchups/Theme</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 415 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>APW: Go Sox Woo</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.24 on 67 reviews, last by Bubba2341 550 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>FUPA Round 3: Ticking</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 38 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>After the Pandemic: The Confession of Antonio Migalde (1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 29 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  Redskieslookfake</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 40 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>FUPA: Round 3 Matchups/Theme</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 279 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Flail and Crook (APW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 22 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>Flail and Crook (APW)</title>
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<title>Things I&#39;ve Left In Other People&#39;s Posts: Vol. 3 - The Name Drops</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 57 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>FUPA Round 2: Kingfisher</title>
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<title>Redemption</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 27 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 686 days ago</description>
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<title>FUPA: Round 2 Matchups/Theme</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85706</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 343 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>APW: The Sacrifice</title>
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<title>FUPA, Round 1 - The Apologist</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 21 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:29:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tarry Not in Tunatown: an Irish Lesson</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 34 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 20:30:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous: Chicago Minicon</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 146 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 201 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>In Bethulia, a Reckoning (APW)</title>
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<title>And the Whammies Brought Him Down</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 33 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>FUPA: Round 1 Matchups/Theme</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85248</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 596 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>FUPA: Round 1 Matchups/Theme</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 596 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>The Fallen (APW, late again)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 34 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Captain Thorns Camwhores in his Briefs (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85112</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 63 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Mar 2006 18:39:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shamrock Open - Stroke Me Clover</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 38 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Mar 2006 05:45:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FUPA - First Uber Poetry extrAvaganza (and Fistfuck Blues)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 328 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Virginal</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 65 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>APW (better late than never)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 66 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>The Shamrock Open - Fuck Me I&#39;m Irish</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 50 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Mar 2006 04:21:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kali Ma Mardi Gras</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 32 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Sonnet 18: She neither rules the night nor lords the day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 79 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:27:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Deep</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 67 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:52:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  ghola</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 116 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 29 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 51 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 44 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>Burt Bagina&#39;s Big Valentine&#39;s Day Adventure</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 28 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 47 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Libido Honalee</title>
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<title>Ubertines:  Vide Cor Meum</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 151 reviews, last by rob_berg 62 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Ubertines:  Be Mine</title>
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<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 56 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 28 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 19:14:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bartemian Rhapsody</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 175 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 573 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>My Home</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 47 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:08:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Italians need more to do</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.74 on 49 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Pen for Hire (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 265 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>The Legend of Bret Hart and the Nitro Glycerine Suppository</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 30 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
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<title>Hate</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.01 on 148 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  Caulaincourt</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 177 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>A Coal Miner&#39;s Prayer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 45 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Buttsecks Mountain (a Fairy Tale)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 57 reviews, last by fluffy_love 609 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 18:31:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubergraveyard 2, the Plot Thickens (DPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82598</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 146 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:06:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Glass-Eye Lover</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 43 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 19:07:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Love is All You Need</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 39 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Martin Luther, King</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 33 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 483 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>For Axolotl - Some Like It Esker</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82321</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 27 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Ubergraveyard (DPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82264</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 151 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>To minimumdino/Dino Lamino</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82213</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 189 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 52 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  scourgeoftheseas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82051</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 49 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Smelly Pussy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 44 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>Gas Ain&#39;t All She Guzzles (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81919</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 44 reviews, last by Amontillado 365 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jan 2006 18:03:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s the End of the Uber as We Know It  (and I Feel Fine)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81862</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 52 reviews, last by Shlongy 399 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>The Uberbury Tales:  Prologue, Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81820</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 28 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
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<title>New Year&#39;s Revolution</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81773</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 25 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jan 2006 07:00:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sonnet 12:  But soft, what wind through puckered butthole breaks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 42 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:08:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s in a Name:  Jeanneee</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81681</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 43 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:00:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Uberbury Tales: Prologue, Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81638</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 59 reviews, last by TheUniter 662 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:47:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mary Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81549</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 32 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 04:56:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Uberbury Tales:  Prologue</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 161 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 18:55:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMas 05: Home for the Holidays</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81416</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</description>
<author>Orgasmatron</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:40:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubertree 25: Take it or Leave It</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 23 reviews, last by darko 693 days ago</descriptio