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[Romance] What's in a Name: Merlina   (Rating: 1.4 on 46 reviews, last by JonnyX 7 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-06-02 16:00:49 EDT
[Movies & TV] Toilet or TV? You make the call.   (Rating: 0.94 on 50 reviews, last by Merlina 175 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-04-01 12:31:29 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Ok let's settle this once and for all: Sprinkles or Jimmies   (Rating: 0.76 on 189 reviews, last by Bubba2341 252 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-02-24 13:36:39 EST
[Libertarians] Vote O in 09   (Rating: 1 on 77 reviews, last by Bubba2341 252 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-01-26 15:55:50 EST
[Dirty Humor] Obamicon Orgasmatron (hey that rhymes)   (Rating: 1.6 on 19 reviews, last by Merlina 179 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-01-09 10:51:29 EST
[Romance] THUPA Round 3: When First We Practice to Deceive   (Rating: 1.52 on 23 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 315 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-01-02 17:52:11 EST
[Romance] THUPA Round 2: Canon in G (Gloria In Excelsis)   (Rating: 0.52 on 26 reviews, last by Bubba2341 326 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-12-24 12:45:49 EST
[News] THUPA Round 1: Flame On!   (Rating: 1.25 on 36 reviews, last by RoadSong 338 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-12-18 17:38:59 EST
[None] Uber, we need to have a little chat...   (Rating: 0.86 on 50 reviews, last by Bubba2341 359 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-08-11 17:42:04 EDT
[Romance] Go outside right now and take a picture   (Rating: 1.56 on 23 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 469 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-07-17 16:21:07 EDT
[Graphics] Paying it forward, or "happy birthday scourge"   (Rating: 1.57 on 62 reviews, last by scourge 150 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-06-06 15:07:16 EDT
[Afghanistan] TrUbersex 08: Calls Calls Calls, Calls From the Pubic   (Rating: 1.5 on 37 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 484 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-05-15 17:15:46 EDT
[Romance] Red Skies Look Old   (Rating: 1.27 on 46 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 578 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-04-22 15:55:18 EDT
[Poetry] Ubertines 08: Curry Hurry   (Rating: 1.45 on 13 reviews, last by rob_berg 598 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-28 19:09:07 EST
[Poetry] I Can't Help That I'm Custom Made   (Rating: 1.14 on 45 reviews, last by JoeyG 634 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-27 15:10:30 EST
[Poetry] The Last Eight Months of My Mind's Eye   (Rating: 1.5 on 20 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 634 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-26 14:50:12 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 08: Round 3 (Excuse me miss, is that my batch on your) Pairs   (Rating: 1.36 on 111 reviews, last by orphelia 630 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-25 12:26:51 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 08: Lovesong for Auntsex (or "the Breakup Confession")   (Rating: 1.24 on 36 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 637 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-21 14:25:07 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 08: Round 2 (I Say Again, and I Mean It, Show Us Your) Pairs   (Rating: 1.01 on 74 reviews, last by orphelia 640 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-18 10:40:34 EST
[Poetry] Ubertines 08: Hourglass   (Rating: 1.43 on 69 reviews, last by kaos-king 646 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-14 15:16:15 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 08: Round 1 (Show Us Your) Pairs   (Rating: 0.89 on 143 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 644 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-11 13:41:40 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 08 Signup: Let Love In   (Rating: 0.88 on 115 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 651 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-05 15:47:26 EST
[Sports] Voices of Überusers VI (Pillowpants is my homeboy)   (Rating: 1.04 on 69 reviews, last by haikumikoo 664 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-01-10 13:41:21 EST
[Sound & Music] Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Sex Bop (Whipping Out the Juice...Interrupted)   (Rating: 1.14 on 40 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 698 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-12-17 16:21:54 EST
[Movies & TV] Ubermas 07: Deck the Halls   (Rating: 0.81 on 31 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 713 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-12-10 10:00:30 EST
[Graphics] Re: Make your own hand turkey whatever-thing   (Rating: 1.53 on 45 reviews, last by Crystle 726 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-11-21 13:16:02 EST
[General] Orgasmashazzar, King of the Dream Interpretation Kiosk   (Rating: 1.35 on 136 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-11-09 13:09:40 EST
[Sports] Time to pay the piper, scourge   (Rating: 0.88 on 155 reviews, last by scourge 150 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-10-29 11:39:30 EDT
[Sports] Everyone famous looks like somebody else: Joe Torre   (Rating: 1.3 on 58 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-10-09 12:40:29 EDT
[None] Grueberfest 07: Picture Postcard   (Rating: 1.66 on 47 reviews, last by FALLEN 468 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-10-05 01:01:16 EDT
[Poetry] Wheelchair Woman Blues   (Rating: 1.72 on 34 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-09-27 18:06:16 EDT
[None] SPT - Name this book contest   (Rating: 1.11 on 87 reviews, last by shadow 678 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-09-20 13:18:32 EDT
[Poetry] Heartbeat 37   (Rating: 1.36 on 25 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-09-17 18:06:29 EDT
[Science & Environmental] The 9 Bathroom Habits of Marginally Effective and Partially Educated Internets-People   (Rating: 1.71 on 75 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-09-12 11:28:47 EDT
[Sports] So I got to watch a Sox rookie throw a complete game no-hit shutout this weekend...   (Rating: 1.43 on 57 reviews, last by scourge 215 days ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-09-03 15:01:30 EDT
[None] Medieval Stick People War: Viking Air Raid   (Rating: 1.84 on 49 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-08-27 14:21:04 EDT
[Movies & TV] UGR: Building a Better Mother   (Rating: 1.58 on 33 reviews, last by Anansie 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-08-23 17:38:19 EDT
[Poetry] Pity's Daughter   (Rating: 1.56 on 50 reviews, last by ChaosJester 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-08-20 14:59:24 EDT
[Poetry] (A)SP(W)T: Dani and the Shower of Gold   (Rating: 1.22 on 54 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-08-16 14:42:06 EDT
[Poetry] Pop Quiz Hotshot Thursday: Poet Laureate or Internet Hack Poet? YOU BE THE JUDGE.   (Rating: 1.43 on 57 reviews, last by laika 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-08-02 15:51:17 EDT

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Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival