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[General] Fragments of Memories   (Rating: 1.73 on 95 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 197 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2008-12-09 11:14:07 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] The Breakdown   (Rating: 1 on 4 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2007-01-09 08:51:26 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] All For One   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-12-04 20:02:51 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] High Stakes   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-11-21 10:13:15 EST
[General] I Only Like Going Clubbing If People Literally Are Getting Clubbed   (Rating: 1.69 on 89 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-11-13 12:35:59 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] Tincture   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-11-06 11:17:44 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] The Fuse   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-10-23 14:16:29 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Rise or Fall   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-10-09 18:21:06 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Mary's Place   (Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-09-25 20:02:21 EDT
[General] The Strangest Pickup Line I’ve Ever Heard   (Rating: 1.84 on 77 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-09-13 13:57:54 EDT
[General] Smoke Break   (Rating: 1.79 on 60 reviews, last by sage104 407 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-09-11 18:12:27 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] It Might Be a Cliché, But It’s Definitely True: Only The Good Die Young   (Rating: 1.85 on 72 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-08-30 08:52:19 EDT
[News] Why NO ONE Should Give A Flying Fuck About What Mel Gibson Said During His Arrest   (Rating: 1.42 on 89 reviews, last by rorrim 669 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-08-06 09:15:14 EDT
[General] Let Go and Breathe In   (Rating: 1.35 on 40 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-06-12 21:46:42 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Every Chick Has a Bouncy Castle Story   (Rating: 1.85 on 75 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-06-08 08:26:18 EDT
[General] Did You Cry During X-Men: The Last Stand? (This Could Spoil Some Things For You!)   (Rating: 1.74 on 58 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Boney Queen of Nothing (View user info) at 2006-05-31 15:05:50 EDT
[General] I Hate Being a Fucking Parent!   (Rating: 1.72 on 62 reviews, last by sage104 408 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-04-20 10:08:22 EDT
[General] Today Is The Kind of Day That Makes Me Want to Stab Myself In The Face (With Bonus Conundrum!)   (Rating: 1.63 on 97 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-04-11 11:39:03 EDT
[General] I Guess My Job Now Requires That I Baby-sit a Little Punjabi Whore   (Rating: 1.16 on 78 reviews, last by ProseIsDead 425 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-29 12:25:48 EST
[None] I Went on a Date with Jean Claude Van Damme and All I Got was This Shitty Tote Bag   (Rating: 1.89 on 62 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-22 09:33:38 EST
[General] Are You A Female With Facial Hair? Do The World A Favor And Wax That Shit, Okay?   (Rating: 1.73 on 58 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-16 12:30:05 EST
[General] Traumatizing Through Tutoring...Stuff Like This Only Happens To Me   (Rating: 1.98 on 46 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-13 09:49:28 EST
[Romance] I Guess You'll Do   (Rating: 1.76 on 54 reviews, last by sage104 407 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-02-27 15:46:23 EST
[Politics] Thank You, Education President. Looks Like Our Kids Are Really Fucked Now.   (Rating: 1.61 on 204 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-02-10 10:44:45 EST
[General] Is There Anything Worse Than Getting An Enema?   (Rating: 1.92 on 87 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-12-28 10:08:13 EST
[General] I Descended Into An Unknown Level of Hell: Conferences Are For Fucking Assholes (Longish)   (Rating: 1.93 on 55 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-12-06 08:43:03 EST
[General] I Think I’m Pretty…Do You Have A Problem With That?   (Rating: 1.59 on 116 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-11-17 08:50:19 EST
[General] How Much Do You Want To Bet That I Punched An Old Man In The Face?   (Rating: 1.77 on 64 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-10-25 09:34:28 EDT
[Romance] For The Uber Menz: My Thoughts On The Male Form   (Rating: 1.96 on 156 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-10-20 12:34:20 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Never Insinuate That A Woman Has A Yeast Infection   (Rating: 1.9 on 74 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-09-14 10:17:26 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] A Different Point of View   (Rating: 1.33 on 6 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-09-04 09:52:34 EDT
[Romance] The Term “Blow Job” – Confusing Teenage Girls Everywhere   (Rating: 1.94 on 115 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-08-30 10:05:30 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Finally Made It   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-08-29 20:26:45 EDT
[General] My Mom: A Shining Example of “Skate It Off,” And, We’re Totally Irreverent   (Rating: 1.9 on 61 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-08-26 10:51:13 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Pretty Little Thing   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-08-23 10:09:54 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Sympathy For The Devil   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-08-09 05:26:12 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Not Ready to Go   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-08-02 09:02:27 EDT
[Romance] Strange Men Who Have Tried To Get Into My Pants: Episode VII – The Orphaned Intern   (Rating: 1.51 on 73 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-07-27 09:26:59 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Iced   (Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-07-25 18:02:33 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Attention   (Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by Stabkill 416 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-07-18 19:56:05 EDT

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User id:9900
Registered on or around: 2004-07-01 08:11:25 EDT
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