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<title>How the MVA could earn at least $400 a day EACH.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 50 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>So you don&#39;t think Atheists are as bad as radical Muslims?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 37 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Conspiracy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 17 reviews, last by Spuds002 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>I wish packaging was a bit more honest...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 53 reviews, last by Fey 355 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>James Frey lies in his memoir, &quot;A Million Little Pieces&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 21 reviews, last by Razor 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>~Free Home Penis Enlargement  +2 Inches GUARANTEED NO JOKE- No COST~</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 24 reviews, last by Maddog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The 2005 Uber Advent Calendar</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 17 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>If Dollars were Hits I&#39;d now have $100,000.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 28 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>part 1 girls i&#39;ve dated</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80075</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 8 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The TRUTH behind the Muslim Afterlife</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79794</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 44 reviews, last by Amontillado 592 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:51:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Penis:  Mightier than the Sword.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79697</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 45 reviews, last by ruthless 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:44:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some T-Shirt designs i made.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 29 reviews, last by Spooner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Top 3 Emo Movies of 2005... God help us all.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79425</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 34 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 10 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Exclusive Preview: &quot;The Helen Keller DIctionary&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79030</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 12 reviews, last by Whiplash 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 13:43:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Original Photo (Before Method Photoshopped it)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78619</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews, last by Ballare 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The Hunt</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 12 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The Experiment  (SFW, but I am a sick fuck)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 61 reviews, last by Kirbage 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>INARGUABLE Reasons why Bush is not a good President</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 77 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>I Can Still Taste You</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 15 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Tubgoatparty  (SFW?)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 31 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The Top 5 Books and Movies of 2006</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 42 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 443 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:27:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Michealangelo Code (I WROTE A FUCKING BESTSELLER!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76887</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 156 reviews, last by darko 11 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:13:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;RapeMadness&quot; - An Apology</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 17 reviews, last by jeveuxgagner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Rape:  A Users Guide</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 16 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>My First Post + Nude/Naked Camwhore (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 56 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Am I the only one here that gets my ass whooped EVERY TIME I fight?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 50 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Reviews that Deserve +2&#39;s</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75097</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 72 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Ubersite.  Prepare to aurgasm.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74236</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 63 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The Initiative</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74064</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Iraq Photos the Liberals Don&#39;t Want Revealed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74006</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 69 reviews, last by Sheba 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Losing my Virginity.  My 100th Contribution to This, my addiction.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by Pentameter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 14:47:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I probably just saved your marriage...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 21 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The First Girl I Ever Loved is Dying.  2.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 44 reviews, last by mrez 355 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:52:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The First Girl I Ever Loved is Dying</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 83 reviews, last by forthewin 355 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:23:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Seeing your Girlfriend knocked unconscious during sex is funnier than you'd think.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 55 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Sympathy For The Devil</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Rant.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by Pentameter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The Years Burn</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by digdug 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 02:47:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Until Your Back is to the Wall</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 04:29:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SOUP&#39;S ON, FISHIES! (nsfw)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 31 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Lifted</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by digdug 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 02:25:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite now has it&#39;s own Magazine!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70744</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 36 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Topless Camwhore (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Understanding how Terrorists think.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 27 reviews, last by jeveuxgagner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Flippin&#39; the Bird Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 41 reviews, last by jeveuxgagner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Shopping Cart Accidents, Bizarre Pick Up Lines,  Nasal Vomit and Unnecessary Erections: Oh, Saturday!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 13 reviews, last by Amontillado 592 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Vilify- Book 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 03:29:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vilify- Book 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68733</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 11 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 04:51:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MJ: Exclusive &quot;Acquittal Party&quot; Photos + New Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Some thoughts I&#39;ve had + The things i&#39;ve done (In pictures)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68350</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 53 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Look who&#39;s homosexual!!!!!  No surprises here...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 55 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>My Court Experience Semi-Disaster.  DO NOT TRUST LEGAL AID LAWYERS.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.24 on 20 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>The most amazing arrest I&#39;ve ever been involved in.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 32 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>I had a threesome and yes, I&#39;m still in complete shock.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 63 reviews, last by matnotharry 599 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Monopoly Spinoff #1:  Minority&trade;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67858</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 43 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
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<title>Patriotism:  Let&#39;s put this dog to sleep, finally.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67771</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 85 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Jun 2005 03:42:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Southpark Character (Big Image)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67716</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 18 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 15:08:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fake Weed and getting attacked by a Bow and Arrow: I hate Aboriginals</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67561</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jun 2005 04:52:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Howie_Felter is now Annihilated (UBERBADNESS)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67356</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 13 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 13:23:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(NSFW)UberCaptionComp + Heaps of fun stuff for you to do this weekend!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67301</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 32 reviews, last by Axolotl 175 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 02:43:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  HA HA hee...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66966</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 26 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 14:03:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>StarBucks Wars IV:  A New Cup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66855</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 24 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 06:24:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FatTony Is Tougher than We Thought!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66758</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 47 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2005 03:01:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is Me.  This is What I Do.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66694</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 24 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 04:34:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m 29 and I&#39;ve Never Had An Orgasm</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66524</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 118 reviews, last by thorpe 542 days ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 06:31:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Where&#39;s Waldo?&quot;-9/11 Edition + Subsequent Adventure</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 29 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 04:48:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Partied with a bunch of orld Leaders and it was Fucking Awesome.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 25 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 06:23:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I like to stone when I&#39;m drunk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 17 reviews, last by Vengance 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 02:55:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;This chick gives me wood&quot; and other observations (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66072</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 51 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 04:46:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FUCK &quot;Support our Troops&quot;!! Those Faggots deserve it!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66007</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 25 reviews, last by TragicKingdom 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 07:15:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Take Over the World (And Keep It) NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65884</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 45 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 May 2005 01:35:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness Popularity Contest!!! (UMPC)  VOTE #1 Phallic_Cymbals!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65832</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 41 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 May 2005 04:05:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Player</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65755</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 May 2005 01:58:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucked Up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65537</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 21 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 May 2005 03:23:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Not the movies, just business...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65441</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 19 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 May 2005 14:45:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What is with all the gundam Australians?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64536</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 17 reviews, last by Wazza 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 08:55:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(NSFW) Fetishes You&#39;ve Never Dreamed!!! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64249</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 17 reviews, last by CookieLass 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:44:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lust at first sight.  A &quot;fucking&quot; true story.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63533</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 43 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2005 07:42:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Terri Schiavo can Hunger Strike All She Likes, We&#39;re staying in Iraq.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 46 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 10:04:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MS Paint Comp #1!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60661</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 16 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 02:00:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of a Soldier:  Basra, Iraq.  05.06.2004</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60476</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 30 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 07:44:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Retarded Corporal Hobbes Almost Wrecked A Great Moment In History (Photoshop Comp #6)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60128</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 08:13:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dank.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60068</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:51:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Short &amp; Sweet.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 12 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 13:18:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Video Game Injuries.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55542</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 16:17:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Us Fucking Ungrateful CUNTS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55442</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 36 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 06:45:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Butler Did it. (Gratuitous Erotica, you have been warned...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55123</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 09:00:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Twist.  (Warning: Contains graphic Sex Scene- May cause arousal)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54865</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 16 reviews, last by Mill29 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:08:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like Sucking Satan&#39;s cock... (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54117</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by bush_for_god 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2004 12:37:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Acolyte: Book 1-  Games</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53711</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 9 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Dec 2004 05:37:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antiseptic &amp; Madmen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53406</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Dec 2004 09:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 8- Finale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53190</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 9 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Dec 2004 07:28:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 7</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52991</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 08:48:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 6</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52831</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2004 08:31:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diamonds and Blood</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52624</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Iago 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2004 05:52:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 5</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52548</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 6 reviews, last by Martyn_Steiner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 13:38:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52433</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:16:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52349</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 15:13:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52002</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:29:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribelands- Book 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51898</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:27:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Puddle of water.  Feathers.  Little scrap of old, grey meat.  Water flowing.  Piece of old paper.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51514</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2004 02:45:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aphasia Book 1:  Apocalypse?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51413</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2004 06:14:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Patriotic? You shouldn&#39;t be.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51047</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 43 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Nov 2004 15:29:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aphasia Book 1:  Rousing the Four Horsemen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50586</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Fr057m0urn3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 11:16:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Four More Beers!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50494</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 15 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 15:12:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aphasia Book 1:  The Great Truth.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50236</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 04:01:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Recorded Use of PWNED! (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49909</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 37 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 06:59:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aphasia Book 1:  Revelations</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49811</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 9 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 10:46:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aphasia Book 1:  The Agreement</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49617</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 09:49:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aphasia Book 1:  The Third Emissary.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49489</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 07:29:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vomit (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49431</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 16:52:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It hurts, dude.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49338</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:36:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breach!  Part 2.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49179</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by LadyPlural 3 years ago</description>
<author>Phallic Cymbals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 09:42:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breach!  Part 1.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49046</link>
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