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<title>I confess : i&#39;m a fucking idiot</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 30 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
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<title>My First Post!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.16 on 22 reviews, last by firefly 124 days ago</description>
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<title>Another badass Uber song for my fans!</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Why I love Brad Linzy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 13 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
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<title>Fucking American Rant</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.50 on 11 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I have a dream....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 12 reviews, last by TheSpook 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>There is nothing I enjoy more than facefucking my girl.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 47 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>FPW - One Woman&#39;s Courage.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 8 reviews, last by shitfuck 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Happy Birthday Apollo!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.57 on 15 reviews, last by disko 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: THE RAPE OF FLUFFY, PT. IV</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 33 reviews, last by Director 529 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>How To Fuck Up Your Life Beyond Repair.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.44 on 10 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Fucking PARASITES.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 25 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Fat People Are Wonderful.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 37 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Dear Mr. Razor:  Why Ubersite Should Not (and will not) Change.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 34 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Look at me!!  (Camwhore).   Also, an &quot;I hate you if...&quot; list.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.11 on 27 reviews, last by Astra 145 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Oh Christ.  Stupidhead Turns 38</title>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>GOD BLESS AMERICA:  Attack of Weird Foriegn Man; Further Adventures On My Street.</title>
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<title>Caulain Peppy Le Flamme Finds An Anglo Lover</title>
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<title>Good Luck, Oz.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.33 on 10 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
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<title>10 Kick Fucking Ass Movies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 40 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &quot;I Pity Da Foo....Fighters&quot; Pecker</author>
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<title>Fuck you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85494</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 24 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago</description>
<author>Pokey &quot;I should&#39;ve aborted myself&quot; Pecker</author>
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<title>SPT With Commentary Vol. 4</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 15 reviews, last by Sockster 2 years ago</description>
<author>Pokey &quot;I should&#39;ve aborted myself&quot; Pecker</author>
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<title>America Is Fucked.  Also;  WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 62 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Pokey &quot;I should&#39;ve aborted myself&quot; Pecker</author>
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<title>PokeyPecker Goes To Court!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85325</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 28 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &quot;I should&#39;ve aborted myself&quot; Pecker</author>
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<title>Monday Is Bring Your Arab To Work Day.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85247</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 35 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &quot;I should&#39;ve aborted myself&quot; Pecker</author>
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<title>My Weekly Fuck Schedule.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85215</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 19 reviews, last by Bukowski 425 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
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<title>Pulp Fiction Revisited</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85111</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 14 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Mar 2006 18:35:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tell me what it takes.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 26 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
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<title>My Crazy Delicious Sandwich.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 25 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
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<title>I fucked a dead four year old boy last night.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.01 on 39 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
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<title>The Rape Of Fluffy, Part III</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84823</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 25 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
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<title>Meet Rex, My Dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84734</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 9 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>Pokey &lt;I forgot to wipe my hieny&gt; Pecker</author>
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<title>They don&#39;t make em&#39; like they used to.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 22 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>They don&#39;t make em&#39; like they used to.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 2 reviews, last by WantageJamie 61 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Good Luck, Daddy.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 32 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Finding The Best In The Worst: The Beauty of Rape</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84576</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 40 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>The ShamRock Open - The Luck Of The Irish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84372</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 24 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>The Rape of Fluffy, Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84251</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 52 reviews, last by WantageJamie 74 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>With My New Hip Replacement, I Feel Like A Million Bucks!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 17 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>EbolaMay&#39;s Lemon Party Valintines Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.10 on 15 reviews, last by scinut 63 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Nothing Good Comes From U.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 15 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Worst thing EVER seen?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 35 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>My Penis Trvia Post Friday -- Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 30 reviews, last by User10030 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>People I want dead.  Plus informative chart!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.42 on 26 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Billy Boy Rides Again!  YEEEEHAAAWW!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 16 reviews, last by experima 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A Message From EbolaMay, Specifically To YOU.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83533</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 23 reviews, last by Davros 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Feb 2006 18:15:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I  Just -2 Died.   It&#39;s Pretty Disappointing.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 27 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Florist?  You thought I said I&#39;m a Florist?  (PTPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 26 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I Love War!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 38 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2006 16:13:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go ScrEW YoursELF I&#39;m NOT ATTEMPTING Most Heated. (Plus Camwhore!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83198</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 56 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:27:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>EbolaMay&#39;s Guide To The Catholic Faith (For Dummies)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83138</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 43 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 15:24:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maybe It&#39;s Time For A New Marqee Or Two.  (Pt. 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83104</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 27 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sir Plants-A-Lot</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 22:03:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Todd Was A Dick.  See Todd Run.  Run Todd, Run!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83077</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 10 reviews, last by Deconstruction 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:46:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions&quot;  -- Shakespeare</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83060</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 13 reviews, last by frankyfizzle 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:24:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gimme Sum Money Bitch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83053</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 6 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 00:22:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Greatest Lover In The World Is A Frenchman.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82916</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 24 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:22:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Love</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82907</link>
<description>Rating: -0.35 on 13 reviews, last by Wisher 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:18:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>British Words That Prove They&#39;re All Queer.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82870</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 91 reviews, last by RamJetMax 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:18:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Had A Rough Night Out.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82807</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 30 reviews, last by WantageJamie 74 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:30:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Jack McCallum, Shlongy, Fartman and Williamson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82747</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 46 reviews, last by Bigmike 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:23:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Caulaincourts Alter Ego Vs. Hitler.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82714</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 23 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:12:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Bad Luck Continues.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82697</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 28 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 21:09:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Bad Luck Continues.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82696</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by Loren1 2 years ago</description>
<author>God</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 21:07:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Merlina. That&#39;s MR. God To You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82608</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 14 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>God</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:14:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Will You Be Remembered? (NSFTWWS)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82560</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 14 reviews, last by m0ke34 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:53:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Funniest thing I&#39;ve seen all week.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82509</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 9 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:44:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Texas ( And Camwhore!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82440</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 99 reviews, last by fried-green-potatoes 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 20:54:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome To White Trash World.  Please Enjoy Your Stay.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82391</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by experima 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 00:05:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Post Is Wider, Deeper, Longer, Smoother, Creamier and Jucier Than Urbane&#39;s Vagina.  But Not As Easy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 36 reviews, last by ilikesteak 424 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:17:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How YOU Doin&#39;?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82354</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 10 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 16:46:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just know, if you go through with a divorce, I WILL kill you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82308</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 47 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 15:57:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82167</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:33:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That wasn&#39;t very nice of me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82166</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by spidy 53 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:31:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear World.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82165</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:29:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carp Killa!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82164</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:22:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let&#39;s go kill some carp!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82163</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:19:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m on a roll!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82162</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:19:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Buck An Ear!!!   WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82161</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:13:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>answer:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82160</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:13:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>pierced?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82159</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:13:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>cost a pirate to get his ear...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82158</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:13:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>it</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82157</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:12:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>does</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82156</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:12:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>much</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82155</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:12:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82154</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:12:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck.  I screwed it up again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82153</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:12:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>pirate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82152</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:11:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82151</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:11:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>does</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82150</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:11:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82149</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:11:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>oh, wait.....I screwed it up...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82148</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 2 reviews, last by trent_nz 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:11:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>too</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82147</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:10:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>it take (two words! WOOT!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82146</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:10:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>does</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82145</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by fudgepacker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:10:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>pirates</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82144</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:09:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>many</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82143</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:09:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82142</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:09:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>joke...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82141</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:09:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pirate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82140</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by trent_nz 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:09:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>another</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82139</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:08:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82138</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:08:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82137</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:08:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I will fuck you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82136</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 11 reviews, last by jagmcmanus 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I will fuck you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82135</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 5 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:53:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To fuck a dead pig?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82134</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:52:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Does It Take...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82133</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:52:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How many pirates.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82132</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:52:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go die.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82131</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:51:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You suck.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82130</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:51:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hi.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82129</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:51:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Love My Dead Pig.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82127</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 7 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 02:28:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happiness Is Being A Very Bad Mad Scientist.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82080</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 19 reviews, last by experima 475 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 05:55:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>France Rules.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82034</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 33 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 06:27:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Ambition.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82019</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 12 reviews, last by Azk 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jan 2006 17:26:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Somehow, I&#39;ve become a dirty old man.  AND I LIKE IT!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81990</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 14 reviews, last by EvilGav 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 31 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>New Years Resolutions.  And Childhood Reflection.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 26 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Ubers Ugliest Baby Contest, or, Fuck You. Your Baby Is Gross.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 29 reviews, last by Chazzy 2 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81580</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
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<title>Hello.  May I Please Fuck You Back For Christmas?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A Tale Of Two Santas.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 2 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
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<title>NSFW -- I Would Fuck That SO Hard -- NSFW</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.13 on 20 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Ubertree of Love #33 (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.55 on 24 reviews, last by skrapmetal 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>What I Got For Christmas This Year</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 42 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>The Rape Of Fluffy.</title>
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<title>Great Britains&#39; Finest Hour (and 37 minutes)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.68 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 706 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Tribute To The Greatest Band In History.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81116</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 42 reviews, last by DonovanMD 191 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Goodbye old Hoss, I&#39;m a leavin&#39; Cheyenne.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80910</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 55 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>STUDY: Ubersite Addiction As Dangerous As Alocoholism And Drug Addiction.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80856</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 19 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>How I Feel Right Now.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 23 reviews, last by MistressFist 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Syriana Movie Review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80776</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 12 reviews, last by LadyPlural 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Syriana Movie Review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80774</link>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A Challenge To Circe.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.11 on 12 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Not So Badass Character I Fucked: Vol 1 Confused Adolescent (nsfw?)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.44 on 10 reviews, last by Magic_Monkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Not So Badass Character I fucked: Vol 1 Confused Adolescent</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Quale 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Battle Of The Homosexual Southern Literary Greats: Tennessee Williams Vs. Truman Capote</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 26 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Super Turtle TNT</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 15 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>It&#39;s A Wonderful Life.  Motherfucker.</title>
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<title>Brown Skinned Women Make The Best Wives.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 21 reviews, last by Quint 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Brown Skinned Women Make The Best Wives.</title>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Getting A Sex Slave. Name Suggestions, Uber? (nsfw?)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.61 on 33 reviews, last by Dante_Alighieri 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Brown Skinned Women Make The Best Wives.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 28 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I&#39;ll Send You Some Mexican Oreo Cookies, Or At Least A Kiss-My-Smelly-Ass-O-Gram.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>100,000 Hits And I Still Suck Big Green Donkey Peener.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 17 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>It&#39;s Time For T.M.I. = JESUS CHRIST!!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 33 reviews, last by olivia_tremor_control 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Gorilla Face:  Definitions from Urban Dictionary.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 37 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Imagine the Traffic</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Director 495 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by NerfHerder 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Getting A Cat.  Name Suggestions, Uber?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 139 reviews, last by mattseanbachman 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>It&#39;s Time For T.M.I. = ROADKILL</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 32 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>part 1 girls i&#39;ve dated</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80067</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 19 reviews, last by fluff 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>My brother Fark</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by plastiq 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>My brother Fark</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I Fucked Verizon Wireless And All I Got Was This Lousy Splinter In My Penis.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80007</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 12 reviews, last by el_em_en_oh 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>It&#39;s Time For T.M.I. = THE JACKFRUIT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79936</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 28 reviews, last by Avals 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>BraveHeart Vs. Predator</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Things YOU Should Be Thankful For On This Thanksgiving Day. Fuckhead.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 25 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>&quot;We Are Not Amused.&quot;  For Zakalwe, With Love</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 14 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>We Are Not Amused.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79698</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Just mucking about.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews, last by TheSpook 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Differences Bewteen The States.  (Not political)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by Oleannder 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Winnie The Pooh Violence In Detroit</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 15 reviews, last by Oleannder 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Facials</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79411</link>
<description>Rating: -0.27 on 12 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:51:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Just Got Fucked In The Nose.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79221</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 37 reviews, last by brohman20012000 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 22:18:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>List Of Reasons We Invaded Iraq.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 8 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 23:37:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A small experiement. Often it seems the gum on the floor of a public busing system is still quite chewable and tasty, with lots of flavor left in it. I have often wondered how far an Uber title will go.  I suppose, in theory, I could sit here and write a</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79004</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by userpete86 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 00:04:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well THIS is a fine Hi-Diddly-Fucking-Ho, Uber!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78846</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:39:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Cheerioatses!  (mildly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78692</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 43 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 15:23:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Jeanneee, Wherever You May Be.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78662</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Nov 2005 19:45:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boycott Aruba?  No Wonder The World Hates America.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78613</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 26 reviews, last by PizzaEagle 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Nov 2005 02:13:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boycott Aruba?  No Wonder The World Hates America.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78612</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Nov 2005 02:12:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Want You To Die.  Horribly.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78583</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 42 reviews, last by Jeanneee 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 16:24:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Perfect +2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78556</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 26 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 02:56:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Bears WOO!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 28 reviews, last by nunyabiznaz 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I Love The Bears&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Nov 2005 13:20:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Bears WOO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78511</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Nov 2005 13:16:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Over 1 Billions Reaons To Love The USA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78484</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 38 reviews, last by skrapmetal 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Nov 2005 14:49:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Want To Fly Away</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78476</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 14 reviews, last by mikethescottish 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Nov 2005 01:11:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some of my favorite shit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78420</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 31 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 17:22:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Broken Leg: Day 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78318</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by MrWillard 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 16:10:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I fell off a roof in Ann Arbor Michigan and broke my goddamned motherfucking fucking leg today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78254</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 21 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 23:33:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Piss On This!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78129</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 13 reviews, last by DrSeussman 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2005 09:03:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Hallowe......ah never find.  Fuck you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78089</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 12 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 18:14:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rowan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78049</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 8 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:08:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Fellow Americans! (LARGE Jpeg.  You will have to scroll)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78008</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 22 reviews, last by csgasser 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:00:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Not that you assholes deserve the effort.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77987</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 23 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:22:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Ubersite.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77939</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 45 reviews, last by Ferretnose 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:07:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I wish I were a dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77888</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 50 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 423 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:02:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Heee-heee-hee!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77851</link>
<description>Rating: -1.43 on 8 reviews, last by youarewrong 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:01:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77850</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by ruthless 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:54:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hi.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77848</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by DropItLikeItsDisgusting 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:44:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do you think too much?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77847</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by ruthless 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:39:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The British Suck Ass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 28 reviews, last by sinna 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:22:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Any regrets?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77682</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 36 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 08:16:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What I think about Uberites-yes that&#39;s you!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 22 reviews, last by Jeanneee 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:53:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Have Some Chinese Flavored Art.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77505</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 19 reviews, last by Santa_Claus_ 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:18:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For you.  Because I care.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77423</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:54:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77368</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 9 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:44:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77367</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by TigerLilly 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:44:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ll sit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77366</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:44:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Think</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77365</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:43:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Freaky innit?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77364</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:43:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wow!  Look at me!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77363</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:42:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brother, can you spare a dime?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77362</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:41:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DeLay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77360</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:18:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Curious George Goes To Ubersite.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77270</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 19 reviews, last by Magic_Monkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 01:43:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>People are fucked up.  (disturbing graphic NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77245</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 14 reviews, last by Sterculius 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:30:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite America!  You Fat Tards! Get Yer Shit Together!!!  (Plus Camwhore of my Svelt Self.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77199</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 43 reviews, last by internetslacker 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:38:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One Reason I Adore The French.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77136</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 18 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 23:59:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fashion Tips For A Sexy Winter, Plus Camwhore.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76999</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 32 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:30:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You know what I&#39;d like?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76944</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 22:30:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I could...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76894</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:44:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Seeds Of Sorrow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76762</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 05:33:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day In The Life Of EbolaMay.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76731</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 22 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Oct 2005 01:47:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>50,0000 Reasons Canada Is Better Than ALL Of Us.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76619</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 36 reviews, last by Lucylou 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 04:42:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>20 Reasons To Fucking LOVE England.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76558</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 90 reviews, last by youarewrong 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 05:20:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awesome SEX   (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76535</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 9 reviews, last by penisvonmunchousen 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 22:32:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Found Christ.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76505</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by sideshow 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 16:21:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Save EbolaMay; Save The World!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76459</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by ruthless 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 21:28:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Have you ever killed a man?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 24 reviews, last by Insanethemind 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 11:49:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I love you!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76356</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 18 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>For the ladies.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 5 reviews, last by skrapmetal 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>19 Reasons To Fucking HATE Australia.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 95 reviews, last by leilani 661 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>A Frightful Way</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 9 reviews, last by tloshjohnson 104 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>first post camwhore!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.60 on 21 reviews, last by matnotharry 3 years ago</description>
<author>LargeInCharge</author>
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<title>My Probation Officer Is A Little Bitch.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 41 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Ardvark Expressions</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 18 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>General Oddities SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76157</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>Meet my wives.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>FINALLY!  I got some SWEET tail last night.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 48 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That is my stapler</author>
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<title>Our Messiah Had Failed Us.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75901</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 19 reviews, last by Whiplash 3 years ago</description>
<author>Fluss-Schrei Zu Mir</author>
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<title>Great Things About Being A Shithead.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 8 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>What the world needs now.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75822</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 2 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>What&#39;s Black &amp; White, Red, Yellow and Ugly?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75804</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 17 reviews, last by ajanssen 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Have some dicks, you dicks.  (PPF) NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75773</link>
<description>Rating: 0.24 on 20 reviews, last by Banga3386 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Click Here Or Die. Important For Your Health.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75491</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 23 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>Going to the military or going to prison?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 9 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>What do you want?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75411</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>&quot;Look at the stars, see how they shine for you&quot; Vol II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75345</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 28 reviews, last by cocaine 3 years ago</description>
<author>EbolaMay</author>
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<title>I&#39;d Give My Left Nut To Squirt Sea Lions In The Face.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75301</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 17 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I am the Unholy Mast....oh who am I kidding.  I suck at life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75259</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>&quot;Look at the stars, see how they shine for you....&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 53 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:19:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Back With A Vengance &amp; A Camwhore Of Me &amp; My Newest Kid.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75169</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 25 reviews, last by screamfeeder 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Pfffffft!  Suckers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75163</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 12 reviews, last by Feijuada 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Not So Super Vision (Farewell, Ubersite).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74955</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A Question for the Ladies (Excluding Zakalwe) NSFW &amp; Camwhore!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74928</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 22 reviews, last by TuTs 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>9/11 Will Be Avenged!  America Will Prevail!  Anyone Who Disagrees Can Burn In Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74813</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 43 reviews, last by Mike00295 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>The Love of Family</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74768</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 11 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 18:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>12 people I am better than.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74721</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 31 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I got shit today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74635</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 16 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>My cows will fuck you up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74450</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 60 reviews, last by Director 348 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Boyzz In The Hood</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74230</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Cat Fights! Donkey Punches!  Tweetie Bird!  NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74071</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 26 reviews, last by CookieLass 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Sunday Morning Coming Down</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74044</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A Fable for Sassmaster (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 21 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Malaquite Beach, Padre Island National Seashore.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73894</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Director 613 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I hate everybody.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73837</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 65 reviews, last by alas_me 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>My Life: Bye EbolaMay (Camwhore-alapalooza)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73783</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 42 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 20:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;So&#39;s I&#39;m cornholin&#39; dis bitch, right?&quot;  -- Andrew Dice Clay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73632</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 37 reviews, last by Director 424 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A word of advice.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73597</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 31 reviews, last by Xcuses 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Dreams of Penetrating Ireland</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73538</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>At least nobody shot at me this time.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 30 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Dinner with the Ex.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73380</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 29 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Texas Tribute Tuesday (A sequel to Michigan)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73252</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 35 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:19:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mine</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73215</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 28 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:32:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ode to Michigan Post Sunday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73164</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 66 reviews, last by thecaes 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>We are All Going To Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73048</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 22 reviews, last by Grownasskid 487 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:15:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(Mis)adventures in Latin American Futbal. (Long)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72995</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 17:37:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>women are whores and I love them.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72949</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 17 reviews, last by proofofpurchase 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 05:41:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Pictures With Commentary Vol. III</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72938</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 18 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 01:53:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am so, so, so lonely. Love me.  LOVE ME!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72845</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 34 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Aug 2005 21:56:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Em, My Southern Belle, Pt. II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72734</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>My pets.  A Tribute and Memorium.</title>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Life Is A Corn-Shit Sandwich, Sans Bread.</title>
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<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>FUCK YOU, Australia</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 38 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I have some MAJOR issues.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Yes, this is a bandwagon</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 10 reviews, last by ThineJericho 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT: Picture Collage!  Now With Commentary!  And Obligatory Camwhore!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 27 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I dreamt</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 3 reviews, last by Vulva 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Pssst.  Hey buddy.  Pssst.  C&#39;mere.  Quietly!   Wanna see something?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71172</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 27 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I had the same question.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70912</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 11 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I&#39;m SORRY Bart-Bart!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70798</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 27 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I, robbed.  Victimized.  Traumatized for life.  I will now slowly die.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 30 reviews, last by experima 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT:  If I could work for life as I do for Uber, I&#39;d be a happy, happy man.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 19 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Hello. My name is Jason, and I&#39;m an alcoholic.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 42 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Fresh</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 6 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Fonda Tits (Slightly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70446</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 23 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I want a black Pope.  And Chinese food is making me ill.  And I just nearly died.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.07 on 10 reviews, last by steph 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I post shit.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70255</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 36 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 18:26:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Em, My Southern Belle.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>The things you miss when sleeping late.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 27 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT: The Best Opening Novel Lines</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70088</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 28 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 03:36:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;It&#39;s the plumber, I&#39;ve come to fix the sink!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70050</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 21 reviews, last by Director 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Look honey, here&#39;s something interesting on T.V.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70010</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 19 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 02:35:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I found love, so go fuck yourself.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69847</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 32 reviews, last by Bukowski 425 days ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I&#39;ll set your curtains on fire.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69782</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 22 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT: Big Niggers With Guns</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69734</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 18 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>This is BULLSHIT, man.   And Camwhore.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 34 reviews, last by dragonOT02 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>As an inadaquate, insecure male, grabbing her by the shorhairs makes me feel empowered.   (Possibly NSFW?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 22 reviews, last by ghola 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Michigan Ubercon: A First Report.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69368</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 118 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Where&#39;s the love, ya&#39;ll?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by cumguzzler 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT: Au Sable River Pics</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69197</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 15 reviews, last by Olas 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Sometimes</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 24 reviews, last by Blinkish 2 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Dangling Carrots</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Dangling Carrots</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by maggotstew 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 06:15:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m finally getting my bike.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 27 reviews, last by MandaPanda 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Hello Boys And Girls!  I&#39;ve Got A Sucking Chest Wound!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT: Pass The Bannanas!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68668</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I&#39;m getting old.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68606</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 21 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A message for Caulaincourt</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 24 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I need to be banned. Please.  I&#39;m weak. I can&#39;t do it alone.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.04 on 17 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>A list of my women</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68319</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>The Thrill Is Gone Baby.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68274</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 27 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Aw for FUCK&#39;S SAKE.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68225</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 11 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>I Quit Smoking.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 29 reviews, last by Pentameter 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>SPT - Air Midget</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 12 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Hello Ubersite, I&#39;m Shlongy</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.14 on 24 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>I&#39;m Shlongy, Dammit</author>
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<title>Taco Hell - A Confession</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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<title>Bored stooopid.  Stoooopid Bored Post.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 27 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 3 years ago</description>
<author>That Is My Stapler</author>
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