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<title>What is a Dip Shit?</title>
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<title>Cock vs Pussy-A tale of two fist</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.92 on 10 reviews, last by TheUniter 321 days ago</description>
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<title>The Grand Poobah</title>
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<title>pukemadness-nsfw</title>
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<title>Thesausy Fun With M Alliteration (BONUS: fun with hippies picture included)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.14 on 39 reviews, last by Mystical_Mudyak 468 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Two Tales of Poop</title>
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<title>A long time ago...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 13 reviews, last by nargles 409 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>The below message is NSFW...sorry</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 13 reviews, last by TheGoat 560 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:36:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t be Surprised</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 16 reviews, last by orphelia 559 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:32:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Smorgasbord of Living Love and the Thoughts of an Imigrant named Julespe VonHartegut in a Presentation Presented by the World of the Dead and the Sea of the King Where all Things Lost can be Found again like the Dime Bag you Lost about a Year Ago That&#39;s</title>
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<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Macked Out</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by whiskey_jack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>I will lick the tits of satan-</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Stupid</title>
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<title>Merry Christmas!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 38 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Merry Christmas!!!!</title>
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<title>Merry Christmas!!!!</title>
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<title>Merry Christmas-let&#39;s talk testicles</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by scourge 317 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Ham is Pink on the Inside.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 19 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Dec 2006 17:28:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shitty Shit in honour of spt</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 29 reviews, last by Poots 336 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Red vs. Blue</title>
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<author>Poots</author>
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<title>This is soooooo 5 years ago</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 19 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>Rantzoola(all apologies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Aug 2006 18:55:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Very Ill Blood</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 7 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Aug 2006 17:11:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Slim Few</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 9 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 16:32:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HighLow (not finished)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 11 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 16:39:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In one Ear...(bad stuff)(rawness</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.13 on 13 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:13:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sandstorm</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by tatersninja 473 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 04:24:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No time to say hello, goodbye, I&#39;m late I&#39;m late I&#39;m late</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.10 on 17 reviews, last by Poots 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jul 2006 17:24:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around (bad punctionation, grammar, and spelling will insue&lt;--jk)too long</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.61 on 64 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jul 2006 15:32:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy (no anything)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.31 on 73 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:40:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A.S.S....(a stupid story)  that&#39;s way too long so I guess it (A.S.S.T.W.T.L.)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 17 reviews, last by rubbermaid 346 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:35:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>dew dew (maybe nsfw and all that other probably too) you will hate it...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.22 on 33 reviews, last by Poots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
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<title>War, huh, good god ya&#39;ll...</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.44 on 31 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jun 2006 18:16:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jury Duty</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.62 on 37 reviews, last by Doodles 513 days ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 14:15:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A laurel and hardy handshake for the newwwwwwww.........</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.35 on 18 reviews, last by Poots 2 years ago</description>
<author>Poots</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 04:01:21 -0000</pubDate>
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