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<title>I Am DEAD! (Part 3 - The Awakening)</title>
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<title>GrUeberfest 2005: Wall of Death</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 14 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m Sorry.... Please Forgive Me</title>
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<title>If Those Handcuffs Aren&#39;t Fuzzy Then I Ain&#39;t Goin!(long)</title>
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<title>I Challenge Shlongy To A Rip Battle... Oh Wait.. No.. This is Better!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 41 reviews, last by DrSeussman 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Letting Go</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 55 reviews, last by The_Drake 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Come Over For a Pizza &amp; a Fuck? (NSFW + Camwhore)</title>
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<author>Professional Peon &lt;prof_peon.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Wart on the Ass of My World</title>
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<author>Professional Peon</author>
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<title>Karl the Streaker Vol. 4 - I Was Fondled By A Monster Truck</title>
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<author>Professional Peon</author>
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<title>Karl the Streaker Vol. 3 - Love Thy Neighbor</title>
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<author>Professional Peon</author>
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<title>Karl the Streaker Vol. 2 Amnesia-holism</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 7 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zonta  &lt;Professional.at.Peon.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:34:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Intro to Karl the Streaker Vol. 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by TLawrence 196 days ago</description>
<author>  &lt;Zonta&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 20:33:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Intro to Karl the Streaker Vol. 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by TLawrence 196 days ago</description>
<author>  &lt;Zonta&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 20:32:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 30 reviews, last by TLawrence 196 days ago</description>
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