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[General] Americans With No Abilities Act Debated By Congress   (Rating: -1.66 on 59 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2006-06-13 13:43:31 EDT
[General] The Gospel Of Personal Responsibility   (Rating: -0.46 on 25 reviews, last by Quartermain 3 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2006-02-08 12:21:35 EST
[General] Who Are The Top 5 Assholes in Football? Your Thoughts   (Rating: 0.72 on 26 reviews, last by Quint 3 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2005-11-30 18:27:58 EST
[Politics] Supreme Court Coverage - A Guide To Media Code Words   (Rating: 1.5 on 11 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2005-07-20 12:08:55 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Jumping On The Valentine Post Bandwagon   (Rating: 1.82 on 13 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2005-02-14 15:22:25 EST
[General] U.N Releases New 'War Permission' Forms   (Rating: 1.64 on 17 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2005-01-24 14:43:39 EST
[General] New Heathrow Security Undresses Passengers   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-11-16 12:57:15 EST
[General] Can Donuts Cure Sandy Vaginas?   (Rating: 0.03 on 30 reviews, last by Stabkill 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-11-02 13:34:04 EST
[General] Special Post For Hidden   (Rating: -0.09 on 27 reviews, last by Quartermain 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-11-01 14:58:47 EST
[Romance] AJ Looks For Love In All The Wrong Places   (Rating: 1.31 on 19 reviews, last by NerfHerder 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-10-13 11:29:32 EDT
[Romance] AJ Looks For Love In All The Wrong Places   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-10-13 11:27:05 EDT
[General] I Make My Triumphant Return With A Story About Arguing With Hippies   (Rating: 1.28 on 42 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-09-15 11:29:28 EDT
[None] 'Macbeth', Udated For The Twentieth Century, Part IV   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by cshape 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-06-04 11:45:15 EDT
[General] 'Macbeth' , Updated For The Twentieth Century, Part III   (Rating: 1.57 on 7 reviews, last by Scott_James 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-06-02 11:58:19 EDT
[General] Macbeth, Updated For The Twentieth Century, Part II   (Rating: 1.23 on 15 reviews, last by Scott_James 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-05-06 10:29:43 EDT
[General] Macbeth, Updated For The Twentieth Century, Part I   (Rating: 1.66 on 26 reviews, last by wazzawazzayo 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-05-04 11:57:37 EDT
[General] 'Slain Army Ranger Called 'Dumb jock', 'Imperialist', And Generally Pissed On By Ignorant Bastards   (Rating: 0.56 on 32 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-04-29 11:31:32 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] The Unholy Trinity   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by pot8tomanjack 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-04-05 15:49:04 EDT
[General] My Brilliant Plan To Crush MTV, See It Driven Before Me, And Hear The Lamentations Of It's Women   (Rating: 1.62 on 30 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-03-03 11:28:25 EST
[General] Valentine's Day Post For Loren, Loki, Spike, Nat, Kristen, Ashlee, Nicole, Phoenix, Coley, As Well As The Other Paragons of Ear...   (Rating: 1.26 on 18 reviews, last by wkey 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-02-13 10:56:48 EST
[General] Intelligent Opinions Solicited On Senior Thesis-Especially From Spike   (Rating: 1.66 on 21 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-02-10 12:07:19 EST
[General] Intelligent Opinions Solicited On Senior Thesis-Especially From Spike   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by wkey 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-02-10 12:06:48 EST
[General] The Children of Switzerland Never Had a Chance (UberPost2004)   (Rating: 0.86 on 16 reviews, last by jerk_wad00 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-02-04 12:48:08 EST
[General] Iddqd Title- What Women Really Want   (Rating: 1 on 12 reviews, last by Jackgar_Prime 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-01-13 14:03:50 EST
[General] For Iddqd- Titties, Boobies, and Jugs, Oh My   (Rating: 1.29 on 27 reviews, last by jerk_wad00 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-01-12 10:51:29 EST
[General] TIME Magazine names the American soldier 'Person of the Year.'   (Rating: 1 on 33 reviews, last by jerk_wad00 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-12-21 10:06:34 EST
[General] Christmas: Commemorating The Most Important Day In Human History   (Rating: 0.25 on 130 reviews, last by jerk_wad00 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-12-15 11:01:55 EST
[General] This Year, I'm Thankful That I Get To See My Grandfather One Last Time   (Rating: 1.71 on 18 reviews, last by Quartermain 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-21 10:11:46 EST
[Humor] The Man's Man Advertising   (Rating: -1 on 19 reviews, last by Manfre 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-15 14:50:33 EST
[Humor] The Man's Man Advertising   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by wkey 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-15 14:50:25 EST
[Humor] The Man's Man Advertising   (no reviews)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-15 14:50:15 EST
[Graphics] Advertising For 'The Man's Man'   (Rating: -1 on 3 reviews, last by EvilZurr 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-15 14:45:32 EST
[None] This Is Pretty Much Just For Future Reference   (Rating: 1.76 on 15 reviews, last by wkey 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-08 15:32:00 EST
[Politics] Dean for President? Yeah, President of the Sons of the Confederacy, Maybe   (Rating: 0.33 on 87 reviews, last by buckster34 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-11-07 10:17:28 EST
[General] Satanic, But In A Good Way.   (Rating: 1.12 on 10 reviews, last by MickGinny 6 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-10-31 14:39:44 EST
[Romance] For Hidden, GodChicken And Everyone Who Has Ever Had A Bad Relationship, A Bit of Schadenfreude   (Rating: 1.5 on 19 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-10-30 10:14:15 EST
[General] Pulled Over By The Thought Police   (Rating: 1.84 on 30 reviews, last by ruggles 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-10-07 12:43:14 EDT
[Humor] Picture for the Contest   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by AtC0ll0 6 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-10-04 02:02:06 EDT
[Humor] Step Right Up! Place Your Bets For The Contest Of Champions!!   (Rating: 0.96 on 32 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 6 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-10-03 04:02:48 EDT
[None] Why Bother Talking To Her?   (Rating: 1.2 on 17 reviews, last by domenad 5 years ago)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2003-09-26 15:30:40 EDT

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User id:670
Registered on or around: 2003-03-08 22:20:08 EST
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