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<title>SPT: Where&#39;s my Chippy?</title>
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<title>5ive minutes until your heart stops. (Repost because I&#39;m an epic failure)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 13 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 99 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
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<title>5ive minutes until your heart stops. (Five Minute Comp.)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 7 reviews, last by woolfe 103 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 15:51:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Girl flashes webcam, blows you a kiss. (NSFW if you&#39;re a homo).</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 22 reviews, last by Hookhand 112 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:08:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Steak and BJ Day! (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 42 reviews, last by iacobus 116 days ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m happy to know these crazy insectoids live in my basement.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 32 reviews, last by loopdeloo 143 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:05:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who Wants To Have  A Threesome With Meh? (NSFAWE)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 24 reviews, last by orphelia 165 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 1 Feb 2008 21:28:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Piss Eater.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 48 reviews, last by apollo88 176 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:27:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to Miami.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 16 reviews, last by netimportant 180 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:09:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Savannah</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 14 reviews, last by apollo88 186 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:12:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Near Death Experience, NFL Playoffs, Bitchy Roommates, and NSFW.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 30 reviews, last by pen_name 186 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:28:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ten Tiny True Stories. Word Up.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 27 reviews, last by scourge 99 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jan 2008 15:09:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Doberman&#39;s make awesome pets.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 35 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 194 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jan 2008 21:53:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Snow Makes People Do The Stupidest Shit I&#39;ve Ever Seen</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.72 on 67 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 215 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:04:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goodbye, old friend.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 28 reviews, last by orphelia 225 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 14:34:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worst Tattoos I&#39;ve Ever Seen: Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.43 on 28 reviews, last by TheDoctor 227 days ago</description>
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<title>SPT: Awesome Halloween Costume</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 35 reviews, last by lungfish 259 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 1 Nov 2007 19:06:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I thought she was legal.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 35 reviews, last by orphelia 262 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:00:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Daddy Mack of all Fictional Character Mack Daddys</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.16 on 12 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 286 days ago</description>
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<title>How to get a gun pulled on you -or- My first sexual encounter with an asian</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.55 on 10 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 289 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 13:28:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Bum Tried To Eat Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.51 on 36 reviews, last by orphelia 290 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Oct 2007 17:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lunch Time Antics</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 40 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 292 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:02:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When forever comes crashing</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by TheUniter 296 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:30:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Quote Monday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.62 on 19 reviews, last by AsshOly 299 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:10:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carmageddon</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 38 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 99 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:30:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Break Your RA&#39; Nose or Dorm Room Baseball Championships</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 22 reviews, last by Rhymenocerous 304 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:11:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I thought I broke my tailbone, or How to fall down in public</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 18 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 99 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:53:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wade Boggs has a drinking problem</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.54 on 12 reviews, last by TheUniter 312 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:33:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things not to say when it&#39;s business time with your lady friend.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 57 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 99 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 12:50:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s that white crap on your face?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 46 reviews, last by Snare 330 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:33:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get Awesome</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.55 on 33 reviews, last by Fey 61 days ago</description>
<author>Rhymenocerous</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:29:07 -0000</pubDate>
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