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<title>Come Out With It: What is Your Stance?</title>
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<title>Flinky&trade; VI: NINJA SQUIRREL FIGHT</title>
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<title>Sperm Tales: Battle for Uteron -</title>
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<title>Sperm Tales: Battle for Uteron</title>
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<title>The Truth About Wally</title>
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<title>My First Experience Kissing a Hispanic Chick</title>
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<title>This is Why I Cut Myself</title>
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<title>The Astros Have no Black Players....SO FUCKING WHAT!?!??</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 14:04:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Cleanser: Prologue</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77399</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by MyTeeOne 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>BOOM (D-Prime Madness)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77229</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 15 reviews, last by Wallstreet 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:39:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Please Stop Pissing on the Toilet Seat.  You Know Who You Are.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77158</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 33 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 14:11:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Saw Her Standing There</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 32 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 21:34:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And She Keeps Him Waiting...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76958</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 23 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:11:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FUCK!!!!  Just....Fuck. (WARNING: Baseball Post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76862</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 27 reviews, last by Bigmike 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 18:43:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There Once Lived a Rabbit...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76590</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Fungah 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Next</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76256</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 18 reviews, last by ajanssen 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Oct 2005 23:52:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 8 -- &quot;Finally 20/20&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76136</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:27:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 7 -- &quot;Coming Into Focus&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76074</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:43:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Part  7 - &quot;Coming Into Focus&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76072</link>
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<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>&quot;John Lennon &#39;Dissed&#39; Jesus...and Now?  Heh heh, you know what happened...&quot; and the Grand Central Jesus Lady</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75954</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 8 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:51:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 6 -- &quot;Cracked Safe/Broken Levee&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>Ode to Horny Larry</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 5</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75721</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:41:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75602</link>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75460</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75152</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:08:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Neurotic Noir: Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75075</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 692 days ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>Everyone&#39;s a Little Bit Racist.   Even You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75009</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 48 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>Are They Getting Smaller or am I Getting Bigger?</title>
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<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Sep 2005 14:23:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Soulmates Coming Together</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 29 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>My Solution to the Ubersite Drama--Seriously, it&#39;s what this website needs DESPERATELY!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73678</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 38 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 17:26:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Office Politics and Howard Stern&#39;s Interns</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73417</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 12 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
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<title>Hedonism III = Hot, Sexy Oil.  Disgustingly Bloated Troll = Not Sexy Water.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73339</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 16 reviews, last by thecaes 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:47:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New York-to-Texas Post Tuesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73286</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 19 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 18:05:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;No, I&#39;m not Handicapped, but my Shit Still Has to Come Out [of my] Asshole!!&quot; -or- &quot;I Was Before I Went In There!!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73204</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 41 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu (formerly Chinaman)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:26:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>From Arabian Cock-Charmers to Penis Fangs (end of a loooong week)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73092</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu (formerly Chinaman)</author>
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<title>Jessica Alba, naked = &quot;SEXY.&quot; PSP = &quot;NOT SEXY.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73010</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu (formerly Chinaman)</author>
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<title>Jessica Alba, naked = &quot;SEXY.&quot;  PSP = &quot;NOT SEXY.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73009</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 5 reviews, last by hcp28 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu (formerly Chinaman)</author>
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<title>Luscious Lezbos 4 (not quite what you might be expecting)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72742</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 24 reviews, last by JMG114 2 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu (formerly Chinaman)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 20:10:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why the Fuck are You on Uber?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72032</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 94 reviews, last by Flack 303 days ago</description>
<author>Polk Flied Lice</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 20:59:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am Your Lord and Savior--COME TO ME!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 12 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Polk Flied Lice</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:01:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Was Close</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70998</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>Polk Flied Lice</author>
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<title>Fucking Summer Interns (title can be read two ways)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70712</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 20 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Polk Flied Lice</author>
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<title>My First Uberversary.  Un-fucking-believable</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 14 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 15:58:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Freedom From Imprisonment</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 4 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 23:50:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Oversight</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69987</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by icepigs 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jul 2005 19:10:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gwen Stefani, Hot 97, NBA Finals and Yankees Misery...all in a New York Minute</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 29 reviews, last by Lechuga 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 14:37:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Conceive.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63825</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 15:35:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little Mac&#39;s Blackest Nightmare.  And I Don&#39;t Mean Mike Tyson.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by funk_boy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2005 13:32:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Terri--I Mean Merri Wino&#39;s Quest for Unity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63108</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 13 reviews, last by ICO 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:26:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Watasi-wa America-jin Des&quot;, or &quot;How a Ghetto-Fabulous Girl Beat Down an Old Cane-Using Man&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 25 reviews, last by Dannie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:49:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the Fuck?  (Flow of Consciousness during a 5-FUCKING-HOUR CONFERENCE CALL)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62559</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Dannie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:58:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do the Chickens Have Large Talons?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61887</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 18 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:12:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>0 Fucking Popups!  ZE-FUCKING-RO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61280</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 14 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 18:36:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sam Ash Sucks Period.  I mean it, they disgust me as much as some dude sucking a menstrual flow.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 24 reviews, last by aarowsmith 303 days ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:20:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lucky and T.R. Take Down Cap&#39;n Crunch: Part 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 4 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2005 23:17:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DHPT: The Allegations Against David Hasselhoff are False...</title>
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<title>MSPaint: Six and a Half Inches of Awesome (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.79 on 38 reviews, last by matnotharry 2 years ago</description>
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<title>The Allegations Against David Hasselhoff are FALSE...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 5 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>The Allegations Against David Hasselhoff are FALSE...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by Vomit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Asi Me Gusta: Un Recuerdo</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 20 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Quepas</author>
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<title>&quot;What&#39;s Your Favorite Position?&quot; or &quot;I&#39;m a Doggy-Dogg Cowboy&quot; (Semi-NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57686</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 30 reviews, last by Val 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Racial Profiling.  Because We&#39;re America, FUCK YEAH!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.24 on 24 reviews, last by strider 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:49:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lucky and T.R. Take Down Cap&#39;n Crunch: Part I</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57065</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:33:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Bricks, Check Out my First-EVAR MSPaint Offering!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.97 on 31 reviews, last by matnotharry 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Fuck Bricks, Check Out my First-EVAR MSPaint Offering!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:51:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Favorite Porn Star: Cheyenne Silver</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56289</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by TheRef 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Boxers or Briefs?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 70 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Maddox or My Shitty Morning?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 15 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Jan 2005 16:13:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Want Your Pee-Pee in My Cha-Cha (NSFW?, Long)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 41 reviews, last by Loren1 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Homeless Couple Masturbates on Subway Train.  People Watch.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 24 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Dr. Lipfuch&#39;s Brain Experiment: Chapter 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 5 reviews, last by UlfGabe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 21:45:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chinaman Comes Clean: I Was Jabba_the_Shit</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 34 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2004 18:41:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Company Christmas Party.  Put Me Out of my Misery Now, Please...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 13 reviews, last by Academy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>#10 - Alyssa Milano 2 (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Chinaman&#39;s Birthday: Prologue and Epilogue</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by thecaes 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Merry Birthday to My Fucking Ass</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by Lechuga 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Dr. Lipfuch&#39;s Brain Experiment: Chapter 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53673</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 21:12:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dr. Lipfuch&#39;s Brain Experiment: Prologue</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 8 reviews, last by The_Walrus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:16:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Changing Goth-Metal-Stifler in the Subway.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52058</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 58 reviews, last by Mario 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:04:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Had Sex With a Stranger On the Subway This Morning</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51348</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 67 reviews, last by rollerboognish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 16:27:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m 34.  You&#39;re 13.  Let&#39;s Fuck.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51165</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 43 reviews, last by Maddog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 18:53:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I Learned at Oktuberfest 2004</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50945</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 39 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 16:08:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oktuberfest 2004 NYC: Day 1--You Heard it Here First!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50772</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 28 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Nov 2004 07:31:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oktuberfest Camwhore (not much content, mainly for identification purposes)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 37 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Nov 2004 03:19:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oktuberfest Camwhore (not much content, mainly for identification purposes)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50656</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Green Day @ The Meadowlands: a Retrospective</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50259</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 16 reviews, last by mizzundastood 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 14:53:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Us Yankee Fans Need A New Slogan (NSF non-baseball fans)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49956</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 20 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 17:31:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Abstract Art.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49856</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 17 reviews, last by bdakotac 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 20:50:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Like Jabba_the_Shit, Right?  Me Neither.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49762</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 12 reviews, last by funk_boy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 20:33:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay 3: The Sox-Yankees Optimism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 14 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 19:43:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay 2: Lament of the Crushed Yankee Faithful</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49162</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 14 reviews, last by Lechuga 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 04:25:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49084</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 13 reviews, last by Lechuga 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 17:27:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Umm....Jesus....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48703</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 8 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2004 14:18:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jared, Jared, Jared</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48535</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 47 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>I Saw Osama in FUBU Jeans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 57 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 13:23:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Candy-Coated Penis</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 54 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Did Your Bitch Leave You?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.67 on 8 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 14:48:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sour Wine</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Mr. Wendy&#39;s Wife is Fucking Hot</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.60 on 6 reviews, last by firefly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 04:05:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Money Room</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47103</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 19 reviews, last by FuckTheArmy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>I Can Dunk!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by jonukah 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Women Are Stll Under-Appreciated</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.52 on 36 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>The True Identity of Chinaman (a camwhore)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.64 on 13 reviews, last by JenBee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>My Company Sponsors Fucktard-Voting</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 14 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 14:28:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Company Sponsors Fucktard-Voting</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by cigar 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 14:24:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drink Piss or Eat Shit?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 23 reviews, last by STIXS 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 19:51:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Homeless People Need Lovin&#39; Too!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 5 reviews, last by Impassive-Digressive 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>FBFA 4:  Rimjabbyasa Nageenanaja</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Bar Fight</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.21 on 24 reviews, last by Vermin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2004 14:29:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ashes Against The Machine</title>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>FBFA 3: Freddy and His Skunk</title>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Fuzzy and Babba, Forest Assassins: Spring Awakening</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 7 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 13:57:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rambling Superman Chronicles: Clark fucks his Mom</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 26 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 14:08:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Project Reanimation</title>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>So I Was Thinking About Drugs...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.53 on 47 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 03:04:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do You Value Your Virginity?  I Don&#39;t.</title>
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<title>Next Time You Want to Cum in Her Face, Consider This...</title>
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<title>Chinaman &#39;s New Patented Invention: Razor-Tipped Elevator Doors</title>
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<title>My Uber Cells are killing my Good Job</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Cassiopeia 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 19:51:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck off, Red Sox (NSF Asshole Red Sox Fans)</title>
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<title>Will Bent (NSFW -- text)</title>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>WAFUC 4: Cool Sheeit</title>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 21 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>What a Fucked-Up Child! (WAFUC 2)</title>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 20 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Gray  (NSFW--text)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 15 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<title>Attention Fat Bitches:  Look Forward When Walking</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 32 reviews, last by Pentameter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Chinaman</author>
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<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 20:07:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Real Reason to Watch The Passion of the Christ</title>
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<author>RyuFu</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 8 reviews, last by cock_whistle 3 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 21:01:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The End of Squishy&#39;s Road</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 9 reviews, last by AlkalineSolo 3 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 17:33:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Girlfriend Bitch-Slapped Me...Hard</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 26 reviews, last by cock_whistle 3 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jul 2004 17:14:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ll Wax My Hairy Ass</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 7 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 3 years ago</description>
<author>RyuFu</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 20:35:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Good Job is Killing my Brain Cells</title>
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