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<title>Wanna make a quick buck?</title>
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<title>Hello old friend.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 33 reviews, last by Crystle 294 days ago</description>
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<title>Weezer + Mary-Kate Olsen = pointless, drunken post</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 17 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Note to self (and any wise Uberuser)...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93439</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 27 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>My days are numbered</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 36 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Tales of a Cameraphone Pt. 2: The Sassmasterr&#39;s Last Irresponsible Vacation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88774</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 32 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago</description>
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<title>I am...in a world...of SHIT!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88373</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 79 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - Bock Rottom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86630</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 18 reviews, last by TheSpook 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Apparently I have two fathers (camwhore)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 34 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
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<title>My shit is bananas....100,000 bananas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84348</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 22 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>My shit is bananas.....100,000 bananas.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84347</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Sphagnum 2 years ago</description>
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<title>An apology and some woodshop projects</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 24 reviews, last by sinna 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Simple Satisfaction</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 23 reviews, last by MistressFist 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Uberpoll: How much is too much? (plus a laziness rant)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83582</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 139 reviews, last by Kale 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Dear Aaron Neville and Aretha Franklin...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by mrez 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Fuck Me?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
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<title>OK, So I&#39;m bored...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82983</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 26 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Sassmasterr&#39;s Ode to:The All-American Car</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82058</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 43 reviews, last by pragmatic 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Who wants a free drink?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 41 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
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<title>NSFW - What it takes to get me off...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81579</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 43 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Ubertree #24 - My Sassy Contribution</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81378</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 16 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>my first post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80485</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 34 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;trubblemayker.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Wow...Just, Wow. A Sassmasterr Update.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79674</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 40 reviews, last by hungovermondays 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Everything I&#39;ve Ever Known - A Partial Farewell to Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77060</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 61 reviews, last by MandaPanda 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - Sassy&#39;s Fresh Out of Ideas!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76982</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by forthewin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Sassmasterr tries to make a post: Adventures in Idiocy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76869</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 45 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Weed + Weezer + Sex = Best Weekend EVAR!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 21 reviews, last by ih8u2man 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Sassmasterr&#39;s Top Ten: Simple Pleasures</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 69 reviews, last by Envenom 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Office Humor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76494</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 30 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Dear Ubersite:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76410</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 40 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Saying goodbye to a childhood friend and then kicking his ass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76324</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 24 reviews, last by EmptyRobot 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>I am Peter Gibbons</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76208</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 42 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 14:59:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BartBart banned MichaelJackson!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76071</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr (on behalf of MichaelJackson)</author>
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<title>BartBart banned MichaelJackson!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76070</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr (on behalf of MichaelJackson)</author>
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<title>BartBart banned MichaelJackson!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76069</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr (on behalf of MichaelJackson)</author>
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<title>Sassmasterr&#39;s Drunken Weekend - NSFW - Vomit Video!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75883</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 40 reviews, last by Magic_Monkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>I am the master of all deceit and trickery</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75444</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Well, I WAS a cute kid...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75295</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 51 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Wink &amp; a Gun</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75148</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 32 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Camping - helping me to mature</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74991</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 16 reviews, last by Trevor1st93 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Uber Child Directory: Ghetto Balla! (Sassmasterr)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74701</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 37 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - A few thoughts and advice to the Louisiana Looters</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74343</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 40 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>My impulses</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 27 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Sassmasterr&#39;s guide to seducing women, now in convenient .jpg format!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 47 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Tales of a Cameraphone Part 1: My summer in convenient .jpg format!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 43 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Male Uberpoll: Smack my bitch up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73262</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 127 reviews, last by DavyJones 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>My job</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 28 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - Shit Post on a Thursday (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72969</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by miss_tila 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Ubersite Childhood Directory: Sassmasterr</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by Saxon 3 years ago</description>
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<title>UBERPOLL - What would you write on my cast? (possibly NSFW cleavage)</title>
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<title>Have a laugh at my expense - Another depressing weekend for the Sassmasterr (kinda long, and poorly written)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 94 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
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<title>I fought for you that day, I made you mine ...</title>
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<title>SPT - The Best Underrated Movie Quotes: Part Two - Fight Club</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 18 reviews, last by Shadecaster 133 days ago</description>
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<title>Why do I always miss the good fads?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 31 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>SPT - The Best Underrated Movie Quotes: Part One - The Jerk</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 16 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - The Best Underrated Movie Quotes: Part One - The Jerk</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>UBERPOLL: Text messaging / Also: Verizon rape!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68934</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 33 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - Fuck Treehuggers</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>David Brent - Free Love on the Free Love Freeway</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Passing the time at work...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 22 reviews, last by Banga3386 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - Hitler fingers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 27 reviews, last by Amontillado 681 days ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>The attraction of simplicity</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>The best part of &quot;The Longest Yard&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 23 reviews, last by Droz 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>The end is near...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 6 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 3 years ago</description>
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<title>LOBF Bandwagon? South Park&#39;s End</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - The Sassmasterr&#39;s Origin</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 13 reviews, last by android 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>What&#39;s My Age Again?</title>
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<title>SPT - Best NBA Names</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>SPT - Best NBA Names</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Go Tribe, Go Midget, Go Victorious Camwhore!</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>To the boy who broke my heart</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>lemonparty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66440</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 89 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Two quick tales (I have to brag)</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 27 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66054</link>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Mother Fuckin&#39; Nature</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 12 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>The DDP: The Daily Dump of Poop (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by phuzzygish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Nice Guy Syndrome</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 64 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64129</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 39 reviews, last by G-prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Worldwide dickardry. (mini-caption contest)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 34 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>UberDirectory 4: The Master of Sass</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Uberpoll? My Fantasy (sans Mariah Carey)</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>My Stance on Terri Schiavo</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>My Stance on Terri Schiavo</title>
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<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>How can I get more ass? (SFW) (partial camwhore)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 35 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Did I just hear that?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 12 reviews, last by Perzik 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 15 reviews, last by SiskelandFatboy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Poetry for Uber</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 26 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Nnnyyyeerrrrooommmm!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 36 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>A blonde beard? Surely you jest! (animated peener - NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 32 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<title>Cleveland Rocks!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 64 reviews, last by proofofpurchase 3 years ago</description>
<author>Sassmasterr</author>
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<author>the master of all sass</author>
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<author>the master of all sass</author>
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