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[Humor] Tractors, Country music and naked women.   (Rating: 1.96 on 32 reviews, last by zoobie2000 396 days ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-04-18 21:52:45 EDT
[Humor] Where there's fire there's people Fucking   (Rating: 1.87 on 49 reviews, last by georgemichael 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-04-06 22:36:36 EDT
[Romance] If I had have known you were cumming I would have baked you a cake (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.76 on 51 reviews, last by georgemichael 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-02-22 19:03:37 EST
[Humor] Please don’t show me your pee pee it makes mine hurt.   (Rating: 1.87 on 86 reviews, last by c1ndy 707 days ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-02-15 17:09:49 EST
[Humor] Did Jesus exclaim “Oh God” when he ejaculated?   (Rating: 1.58 on 45 reviews, last by shadow 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-01-26 21:18:27 EST
[Humor] Nipples like six-inch roofing bolts and enough pubic hair to stuff a mattress.   (Rating: 1.77 on 50 reviews, last by georgemichael 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-01-23 19:09:44 EST
[Humor] Pubic Hair Pollution   (Rating: 1.97 on 58 reviews, last by DCWoody 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-01-20 01:33:53 EST
[Humor] There are some people i never want to see fucking   (Rating: 1.92 on 67 reviews, last by saint_sebastian 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2006-01-18 21:14:15 EST
[Humor] Some days its best to stay in bed and masturbate   (Rating: 1.96 on 59 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 486 days ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-12-13 18:21:25 EST
[Dirty Humor] A Rose that smells like Shit   (Rating: 1.97 on 42 reviews, last by SantaClaus 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-28 19:04:38 EST
[Humor] Like being found dead with your dick in a vacuum cleaner.   (Rating: 1.8 on 43 reviews, last by nahnoneofit 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-23 20:51:26 EST
[Humor] Welcome to Shit Creek, sorry we are out of paddles.   (Rating: 1.79 on 26 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-17 21:26:01 EST
[Humor] I saw a guy stretch his foreskin over an apple and I lost $20   (Rating: 1.94 on 89 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-14 22:23:51 EST
[Humor] Masturbating while watching yourself Masturbate   (Rating: 1.38 on 20 reviews, last by SkinnyKenny 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-11 00:07:11 EST
[Humor] Masturbating while watching yourself Masturbate   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by Electro 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-11 00:01:51 EST
[Humor] Masturbating with Jesus (A Christian help forum)   (Rating: 1.69 on 30 reviews, last by r1nce 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-09 01:07:52 EST
[Humor] The Story of Tub-Girl   (Rating: 1.97 on 44 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-07 20:44:40 EST
[Humor] My Landlady has huge nipples.   (Rating: 1.88 on 49 reviews, last by Wisher 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-03 00:40:36 EST
[Humor] The last Biblical Concert.   (Rating: 2 on 26 reviews, last by Dante_Alighieri 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-10-31 18:17:11 EST
[Sound & Music] Saxon's guide to Aussie music.   (Rating: 1.67 on 47 reviews, last by Davros 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-10-25 21:05:03 EDT
[Humor] It's difficult having sex with a Turkey if you cant keep in step.   (Rating: 1.82 on 25 reviews, last by zoobie2000 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-10-25 00:10:54 EDT
[Humor] A considerate man would slow his pace and let her cum first   (Rating: 1.97 on 47 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 3 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-10-19 00:05:32 EDT
[General] The Human Parasite.   (Rating: 1.97 on 33 reviews, last by mrwolf 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-10-09 22:38:31 EDT
[Humor] I love you BIG FAT HAIRY BITCH   (Rating: 1.88 on 24 reviews, last by Average_Dan 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-10-06 20:46:45 EDT
[Humor] If you don’t flush your turds god will punish your goldfish   (Rating: 1.96 on 31 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-30 00:18:31 EDT
[Humor] I may be a wanted man in Japan.   (Rating: 1.95 on 43 reviews, last by zoobie2000 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-27 22:18:19 EDT
[Humor] They’re union was as comfortable as a cock in a sock   (Rating: 1.88 on 20 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-21 19:25:16 EDT
[Humor] Adam had a boner for Eve.   (Rating: 1.94 on 36 reviews, last by lordofduct 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-19 18:24:38 EDT
[Humor] I dont want to see Gilligan have sex with the skipper or Lassie   (Rating: 1.92 on 26 reviews, last by Curly 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-12 21:52:34 EDT
[Humor] The Taliban Forum.   (Rating: 1.4 on 22 reviews, last by Sheba 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-07 00:53:46 EDT
[Humor] Telemarketers caused me to call my mother a twat.   (Rating: 1.78 on 43 reviews, last by Crystle 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-05 22:11:53 EDT
[Humor] Mother Theresa’s vagina was a holy place.   (Rating: 1.46 on 28 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-09-01 17:57:49 EDT
[General] Priscilla "The beginning"   (Rating: 2 on 14 reviews, last by Bubba2341 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-31 18:43:31 EDT
[Humor] Never smile at a Crocodile (you might get hit in the balls)   (Rating: 1.96 on 35 reviews, last by a_reader 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-30 02:04:39 EDT
[General] Mind Fingers.   (Rating: 2 on 27 reviews, last by AllyJeans 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-24 22:00:53 EDT
[Humor] The presence of your penis offends me   (Rating: 1.93 on 34 reviews, last by Jeanneee 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-23 02:23:03 EDT
[General] How about you run along now, Freak   (Rating: 1.97 on 38 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-11 23:18:52 EDT
[Humor] If it looks like shit and smells like shit, don’t put it in your mouth   (Rating: 1.57 on 47 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-11 01:02:27 EDT
[General] Always They Come (final)   (Rating: 2 on 12 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-09 18:08:39 EDT
[General] Always they come.   (Rating: 1.91 on 24 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-08-08 22:34:22 EDT

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Saxon

User id:13514
Registered on or around: 2004-11-04 20:30:19 EST
# Messages posted:127
# Reviews written:2609
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 3983
# Hits:400282
Average rating of all messages:1.8

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Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy