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<title>O&#39;Nyquil</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 29 reviews, last by Crystle 106 days ago</description>
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<title>Wanna be pissed about something? For America! and ETS- I&#39;m with you!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.08 on 75 reviews, last by Siren 356 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 23:57:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mamma had a baby and his head popped off...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 85 reviews, last by shmack92 361 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Lyrics? I can paste that...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109432</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by TheUniter 383 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:08:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Siren&#39;s photographic prostitution- Circa 2007.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 24 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 398 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 20:58:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I quit!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 49 reviews, last by shmack92 350 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:45:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Open letter to our disgusting roommate.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 45 reviews, last by Merlina 482 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:01:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>alright, you little B-more nigglets...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 31 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 543 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:56:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vagina talk and a hideous camwhore!!! *puke*. Mutually exclusive from one another</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 75 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 280 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Welcome Freshman</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 11 reviews, last by shmack92 358 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Help a sister out on Thanksgiving.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 30 reviews, last by Ducky 587 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 00:54:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Deconstruction</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by TheUniter 399 days ago</description>
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<title>The Shackler</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93530</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by TheUniter 399 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Holy crap...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 44 reviews, last by Kracka 649 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Snakes on a Plane review with the help of Dr. Seuss</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 40 reviews, last by mini_plum 685 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Brutal camwhore!!! For Uberdirectory 2006</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 18 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Look what I found!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 32 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>My LASIK surgery nightmare and how it ruined Caul&#39;s sexual fantasy.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 103 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Well, son of a bitch.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 30 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:22:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hat sodomy.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 25 reviews, last by SPECIALk 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:41:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I drove to Arizona</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Murder in Uberland and YOU are a suspect! Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 55 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Recent TV commercials</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Politics, bling, and Hummers... the SUVs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80199</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 56 reviews, last by AllyJeans 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>And the Oscar goes to....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Back in the saddle...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 18:19:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Any famous people from your hometown?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 111 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Happy Uberversary: Belated</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 31 reviews, last by Xcuses 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>What&#39;s Siren been doing? In country music format. And my parents&#39; dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76130</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 26 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Siren is menstruating Part 2- and a picture of a kitty.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 30 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Siren is menstruating Part 2- and a picture of a kitty.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74176</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 20 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
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<title>My last hotel post: Recalling the good times, and bad.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 43 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 05:25:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Cunt&quot; is yummy (SPT- late, because of my hours )</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 61 reviews, last by Vulva 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 05:00:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m leaving Ubersite because you all fucking suck.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71405</link>
<description>Rating: -0.01 on 176 reviews, last by Xcuses 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 08:02:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My security guard is fucking disgusting.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71306</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 44 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 07:44:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Questions for Kracka: From a white, white girl</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 45 reviews, last by mrwolf 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:48:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One More Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 07:03:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Witness to stupidity-or- why I&#39;m such a bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70541</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 75 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 05:49:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A _______ story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70209</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 134 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Ubersite, you make me GLAD!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70098</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 15 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 07:38:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The glow</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70019</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 63 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Stand up for myself or get ass raped by my hotel?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69114</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 67 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 07:34:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I can&#39;t push buttons :(</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68964</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 54 reviews, last by your_brown_eyed_girl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 07:59:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Garbage Pail Kids! Potential Bandwagon! Vote for Siren!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68903</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 18 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 07:10:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m a black woman now, ok? (hotel story #47,823,754,780)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68813</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 40 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 08:33:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t know what to do.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68643</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 48 reviews, last by Didier 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 06:19:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Test your English vocabulary skills here!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68555</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 60 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 632 days ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>The Hand Jive stirs up my IBS</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 23 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Ubersite&#39;s ugly people: a REAL list</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67812</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 49 reviews, last by Xcuses 2 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Jun 2005 05:42:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hatemadness: Pentameter, you only want my ovaries to complete your transformation</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Hatemadness post for SPHAGNUM. Rot in Hell.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 22 reviews, last by Sphagnum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 01:55:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another story from my hotel job</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 48 reviews, last by mrwolf 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 07:55:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Siren hits the big 2-4</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 43 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Siren hits the big 2-4</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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<title>Siren hits the big 2-4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66130</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Siren&#169;</author>
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