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[Humor] Offending the Jews   (Rating: 1.7 on 33 reviews, last by icarus1987 686 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2007-12-19 17:38:23 EST
[Humor] Tiny Urinals are the Devil’s Tool   (Rating: 1.62 on 24 reviews, last by McBain 700 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2007-12-05 23:51:10 EST
[Humor] Dog Walking... Is NOT for Bitches   (Rating: 1.62 on 23 reviews, last by daddiesgurl01 702 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2007-05-23 17:35:40 EDT
[Humor] Never Date an Actress - Reason #1   (Rating: 1.89 on 33 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2007-04-16 12:40:52 EDT
[Humor] The T.W.U strikes, and all I get are bruises and an offer of a free V.D.   (Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by blueboy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-12-23 13:17:59 EST
[Humor] Mad scribblings of a beleaguered Smurfs: Munich   (Rating: 1.96 on 34 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-12-16 15:57:25 EST
[General] and cultivated - Waif (5)   (Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by fried-green-potatoes 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-05-02 14:36:23 EDT
[General] by those you love - Waif (4)   (Rating: 2 on 21 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-29 14:07:15 EDT
[General] that are ignored - Waif (3)   (Rating: 2 on 25 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-28 11:48:27 EDT
[General] are full of possibilities - Waif (2)   (Rating: 2 on 22 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-26 15:01:46 EDT
[General] Waif (1)   (Rating: 2 on 27 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-25 12:24:52 EDT
[Humor] I was an adolescent Longinus - Tales of a Capricious Childhood (1)   (Rating: 2 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-22 13:05:18 EDT
[Romance] half of me   (Rating: 1.54 on 17 reviews, last by CanucksFan 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-21 12:47:56 EDT
[General] Vent   (Rating: 1.88 on 12 reviews, last by CanucksFan 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-04-12 18:29:39 EDT
[Romance] Hands   (Rating: 1.65 on 20 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-03-31 12:25:47 EST
[General] Rage, rage against the dying of the light.   (Rating: 2 on 35 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 688 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-03-07 16:23:43 EST
[General] There is a lot I don't know, that I don't understand.   (Rating: 1.89 on 19 reviews, last by LadyPlural 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-03-03 15:57:56 EST
[Humor] Vegetables are a girl's best friends - Collegiate Bright Ideas (8)   (Rating: 1.95 on 57 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-02-17 11:54:35 EST
[Humor] I can now add 'Mugger' to my resume   (Rating: 1.84 on 30 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-02-02 15:25:33 EST
[Humor] My Uberversery - A Smurf's soliloquy   (Rating: 1.68 on 27 reviews, last by Pacifist248 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-02-01 14:25:05 EST
[Humor] Parental Pornography - Strange Love (4)   (Rating: 1.98 on 36 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-28 15:33:10 EST
[Humor] I gave a homeless man a lighter and pissed off 8,142,278 New Yorkers   (Rating: 1.5 on 36 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-26 11:05:29 EST
[Humor] If conversations could kill - Strange Love (3)   (Rating: 2 on 22 reviews, last by compEngineer0 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-25 12:19:06 EST
[Humor] 'I'm Gay!' - Confession of an outed Sponge   (Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-21 11:39:38 EST
[Humor] The safety word is... 'Soap' - Strange Love (2)   (Rating: 1.98 on 35 reviews, last by compEngineer0 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-20 12:42:18 EST
[Romance] Crumpled   (Rating: 2 on 15 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 688 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-19 16:16:39 EST
[Humor] Cuddling Crustaceans - Strange Love (1)   (Rating: 2 on 30 reviews, last by compEngineer0 3 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-18 12:12:01 EST
[Romance] Notice me?   (Rating: 1.86 on 46 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-13 14:47:14 EST
[General] Reflections of a reluctant killer   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by mrwolf 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-12 11:52:49 EST
[Romance] Burning Letters   (Rating: 1.81 on 38 reviews, last by Teephphah 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-11 11:56:06 EST
[Humor] Coffee... Courtesy of Jesus.   (Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-10 11:56:29 EST
[Humor] Playing with Fire - Collegiate Bright Ideas (7)   (Rating: 1.93 on 57 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 2 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-07 14:54:00 EST
[Humor] Why acid and haunted houses don’t mix   (Rating: 2 on 27 reviews, last by mikethescottish 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-06 11:48:03 EST
[Humor] Huggy Wuggy educates on animal testing   (Rating: 1.58 on 13 reviews, last by LadyPlural 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-05 17:40:37 EST
[General] The day before tomorrow   (Rating: 1.78 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2005-01-03 14:29:53 EST
[Romance] Finding me   (Rating: 1.72 on 22 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-12-23 14:56:41 EST
[Humor] It's NOT Cocaine... It's Flour! - Collegiate Bright Ideas (6)   (Rating: 1.66 on 26 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-12-22 11:47:12 EST
[Humor] It's NOT Concaine... it's Flour - Collegiate Bright Ideas (6)   (no reviews)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-12-22 11:45:35 EST
[Humor] Polar Bears vs. Old People = hilarity!   (Rating: 1.83 on 8 reviews, last by Smurfs 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-12-21 10:26:26 EST
[Romance] Thinking of the Future   (Rating: 0.82 on 20 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-12-20 12:37:08 EST

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Registered on or around: 2004-01-29 12:11:13 EST
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