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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Franz Kafka is Disappointed by Max Brod</title>
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<title>How to Argue Effectively</title>
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<title>Universal Feelings</title>
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<title>Dear American Family Association,</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>His Collar Hurts His Neck</title>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Splenda Is Discovered</title>
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<title>Gum</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>ADD - Buy Me Some Smokes</title>
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<title>Weird dream I had</title>
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<title>I Suck at Guitar Hero</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 17:06:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Why I Don&#39;t Go on Blind Dates</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Why I Don&#39;t Go on Blind Dates</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:18:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Thank You, Alan Turing!</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Zinedine Zidane?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.18 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Jul 2006 20:35:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Voicewhore: &quot;Ass Kicking in Space&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 53 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>UberDirectory Ought-Six</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Jul 2006 11:36:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Maryland Adopts Its State Song</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Tight-Sphinctered Conservatism and the Downfall of Human Rights</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 20:01:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presnts: Prove You&#39;re Not Crazy! with Charles Guiteau</title>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Dock Ellis Talks About Drugs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 33 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2006 00:09:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m wearing a BOW TIE!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 127 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 27 reviews, last by Chazzy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 21:58:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward hand Turkey Theatre Presents: John Ashcroft</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87899</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 38 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.62 on 102 reviews, last by Method 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 12 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 May 2006 22:52:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My thumb trick</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 15 reviews, last by causeican 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Alexander Graham Bell, Inventor of the Telephone</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 49 reviews, last by GaidinCanuck 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 May 2006 11:23:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 11 reviews, last by sublime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 May 2006 20:47:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You have to love the ACLU</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 23 reviews, last by Icedragon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 22 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 May 2006 14:43:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flight of the Conchords - Bus Driver&#39;s Song</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 15 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 34 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 24 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 22:07:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone needs to learn a lesson about sharing</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 34 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:09:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mike&#39;s Dream Journal - April 13, 2006</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 10 reviews, last by EntityErased 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 33 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 19 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 40 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 37 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:08:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Story of JALA</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson and Katie Arentz</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 16 reviews, last by Tubabuhst_01 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:36:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 374 reviews, last by badassmofo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:14:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Story of Jennifer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 67 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:30:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Budd Dwyer Convinces his Buddy He&#39;s Not Going to Kill Himself</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 53 reviews, last by InkyFingers 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 18 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:50:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 25 reviews, last by Icedragon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Mar 2006 03:57:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 34 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Asperger&#39;s Syndrome Gets it Name</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84505</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 56 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Some Actual 4-Realzies Stand-up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 47 reviews, last by queenemily 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Nice things said about bad things</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84450</link>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>My Essay on Journalism</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 13 reviews, last by Drone_of_Industry 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:30:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberDirectory: I&#39;m totally going to be in it this time, guys</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84273</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 41 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Shorts</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 27 reviews, last by Nellypaal 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>So I almost wrecked my car into a van full of schoolchildren...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 21 reviews, last by sparkle_pink 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:55:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Chrysippus. Greek Philosopher, Dies of Laughter After Seeing a Donkey Eating Figs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 33 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>The War on Saint Valentine&#39;s Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.69 on 15 reviews, last by IronRhino 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Feb 2006 13:55:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: The Unabombers Younger Brother, David Kaczynski, Turns In His Older Brother</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 46 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>One of these things is not like the others...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 8 reviews, last by Nellypaal 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: OCD Sufferer Marc Summers Interviews to Work at Nickelodeon</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 51 reviews, last by HotWillie 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Nam</title>
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<author>Katie Arentz</author>
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<title>Old Timey Stand-Up Comedy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 19 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:17:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Bobby Fischer attempts to prove he&#39;s not crazy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 37 reviews, last by FATMANTPK 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>How to be straight</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 31 reviews, last by Dreg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:18:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Contest with Actual 4-Realzies Prize</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:38:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Conversational Pet Peeves of Mine</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 25 reviews, last by Draqus 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Mutual Schizophrenia</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 12 reviews, last by kissmyarse 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:35:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I love Sublime, but Bradley Nowell is fucking bipolar</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.47 on 37 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 21:10:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s about time we change the gay rainbow</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>The Greatest Thing I&#39;ve Ever Seen</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 17 reviews, last by bart 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>UberMas &#39;05 - Christmas Every Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 8 reviews, last by a_reader 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:43:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Giving Blood</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81225</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 38 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:16:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Five Most Fuckable Religious Icons</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.23 on 27 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:32:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christmas songs ask some stupid questions</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 32 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:34:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s my shitty stupid no content Uberversary!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.56 on 24 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:40:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alternate Meanings for Popular Acronyms</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 25 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Dec 2005 22:08:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God&#39;s Underdeveloped Sense of Humor</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 18 reviews, last by boy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:42:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Kitchen Tiles and the News</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 9 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:55:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart, is this all I am to you? A whore?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 12 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>I Called and Thanked Rick Santorum</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 17 reviews, last by Coyote 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 18:17:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Since Uber is Down, I&#39;ve made Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre into a Webcomic (check first review)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 17:41:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Blank Post With No Content or Clever Title Gag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79055</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 9 reviews, last by Hookerboots 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 21:22:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The stock market is doing well now that Uber is down. Coincidence?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 9 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 16:27:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes I broke Uber, and I&#39;m glad I did it. Did you guys see how well the stocks have been doing since Uber shut down? Coincidence?</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 16:27:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes I broke Uber. And I&#39;m glad, too. UBER HAS FALLEN BENEATH MY WRATHFUL GLOWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 16:23:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I died, would anybody notice?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78783</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 18 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:33:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thomas Sowell thinks you&#39;re stupid, but in reality, HE&#39;S a fucking moron</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 9 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Extended Run</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 29 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>&quot;Dolphin Dream Clouds&quot; Rare Mp3</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>A Miscellany of Reverie</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 10 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:44:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Make a Bomb Threat</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by Ananda 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:03:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well this is, uh, interesting...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 23 reviews, last by Confuzitron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Encore Presentation</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 39 reviews, last by RenTheUnsightly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>How does one Florist insult another?</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Penn State Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 42 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 65 reviews, last by EntityErased 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Pictures from my Trip to Washington DC, and my Bid for Unholy MSPaint Master</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 17 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Freudian Concepts Presented as AIM Chats</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.72 on 35 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:19:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eat Goose and Have Much Luck</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 11 reviews, last by JMS 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:40:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pockets in Today&#39;s Society</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 41 reviews, last by JMS 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:03:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anosmia - Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75137</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 6 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 15:33:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey everybody, start being gay</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 20 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:56:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Am I the most boring person ever?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74542</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 36 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Sep 2005 21:25:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can I ask a favor?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74385</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 23 reviews, last by queenoftheramen 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 21:05:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Google, Google, on the wall, who&#39;s the fairest one of all?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74298</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 17 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 03:03:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ethics Quiz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74059</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 38 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:53:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey guys!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Blue Collar Dan = Larry the Cable Guy</title>
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<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Blue Callar Dan = Larry the Cable Guy</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JMS 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>The Secret to Happiness</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 15 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:51:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My boyfriend and I (camwhore)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.24 on 48 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>A Couple of Idiots Discuss Complex Subjects</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 163 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:06:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thinking of building a deck? Ummm... why?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by NumLock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:08:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For the love of God, don&#39;t dress up to go to the county fair</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 20:53:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Conversations with Rupert Murdoch</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews, last by sharedferret 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Aug 2005 11:49:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ve jumped the shark</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 21 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Just because I&#39;m not dying of cancer doesn&#39;t mean I can&#39;t pretend I am</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72304</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 20 reviews, last by Quartermain 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 17:54:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is this funny?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.19 on 25 reviews, last by gigamesh 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>STP Post Thursday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 8 reviews, last by olivia_tremor_control 3 years ago</description>
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<title>You should drink more</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 18 reviews, last by NumLock 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 06:12:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Enjoying that Confederate flag? Moron.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.99 on 67 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>It&#39;s Midnight, I&#39;m bored, here are some jokes</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.36 on 22 reviews, last by Pr0j3ct 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 04:14:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s a great day to be a Penguins fan</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 13 reviews, last by funk_boy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>An Open Letter to Senator Barack Obama</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.69 on 24 reviews, last by Dreg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>God V. Nietzsche</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 42 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 06:44:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I ripped off Tom Sorrell&#39;s face while jerking on a priest&#39;s grave</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.29 on 20 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 23:38:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Glare</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 02:54:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All of the pictures in my (school) folder</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.07 on 18 reviews, last by Feijuada 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Alternate Punchlines Available Upon Request</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 41 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:27:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Join the National Guard!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 22 reviews, last by Pr0j3ct 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
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<title>Ubersite Pajama Party!! Sign up here!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 66 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 14:07:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things You Did Not Know About Fruit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 43 reviews, last by Lallafa 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spencer Thompson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 17:01:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mallard Fillmore bashes Jon Stewart...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 18 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
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<title>My Five Favorite Phrases</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 40 reviews, last by kissmyarse 3 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spoo&#241;er&gt;</author>
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<title>Ubersite really just isn&#39;t that funny...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 57 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spoo&#241;er&gt;</author>
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<title>SPT Educational Theatre Presents...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 14 reviews, last by Fabit 4 years ago</description>
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<title>The Secret Lives of Turkeys</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 54 reviews, last by sharedferret 3 years ago</description>
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<title>These Aren&#39;t Spoonerisms</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 40 reviews, last by TragicKingdom 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Gay Marriage - Seriously, why not?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 63 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spoo&#241;er&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2005 17:03:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Group Divided</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 10 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spoon&#233;r</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 20:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Which search engine has the dirtiest mind?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 40 reviews, last by Pr0j3ct 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>Driving. That&#39;s really about it, I can&#39;t think of much more to put as a title</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 27 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 17:42:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vote for Slovin</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 10 reviews, last by lordofthedance 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>More of the Only Thing I&#39;m Good at</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 48 reviews, last by paxlaurien 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:14:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I don&#39;t like being spit on</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 17 reviews, last by matnotharry 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>Now who&#39;s cute, you fucking kitten?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 33 reviews, last by goose 3 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>Everyone looks like SOMEONE famous (apologies to kai)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 24 reviews, last by mazellan 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>Fuck that, I&#39;m going to McDonald&#39;s</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 54 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:42:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Love, Spencer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 49 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 01:40:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Miscellaneous Thoughts from my Notepad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68228</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 84 reviews, last by MandaPanda 2 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>Animal Fuckers Anonymous (SPT - NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by abaddon 4 years ago</description>
<author>&lt;Spooner&gt;</author>
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<title>Spooner hitches a ride to Habeeb&#39;s house</title>
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<title>What pisses me off?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 15 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Jun 2005 12:50:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What about Clemente?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 21 reviews, last by PeanutButterJellyTime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>Highlights for Children: How grandparents show their love</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by Vulva 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2005 12:41:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Liberal Agenda</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 130 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 517 days ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Jun 2005 13:12:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cable News: One Big Vanity Fair</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 12 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 06:11:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Commercials</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 18 reviews, last by myredmirage95 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>How to Make Paris Hilton&#39;s Sluttery Work For You</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 27 reviews, last by Xcuses 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 02:44:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Leaving&quot; Ubersite; and a confession</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67246</link>
<description>Rating: -0.82 on 35 reviews, last by Electro 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 07:00:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Helpful Advice to Young and New Drivers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 00:13:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thoughts</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>I Wrote You a Little Story</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 14 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 00:49:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>*explosion*</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 29 reviews, last by G-prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>Draw me a picture</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 38 reviews, last by Jimmy_Esquire 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 May 2005 01:00:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Second Straight Camwhore (But I&#39;ve got a good reason, honest)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.74 on 35 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>My Ride (Or as I call it- Proof I will be a lifelong virgin)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 49 reviews, last by canadia 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>A Brief History of Gay Cartoon Characters</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 50 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>Aye, &#39;tis a sad day...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 27 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
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<title>A Quick Thought</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 14 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:45:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;P.S. I&#39;ll find my frog&quot; follow-up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52520</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 9 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>P.S. I&#39;ll find my frog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52519</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 04:13:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just Some Stuff</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52384</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 21 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>I Just Want to Watch a Movie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52242</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 35 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2004 03:00:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shitty Emo Band Names</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51957</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 52 reviews, last by only_slightly_bitter 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 00:24:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51521</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 14 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>youarsoghey</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 21 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
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<title>Save Habeeb!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51269</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 20 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 22:05:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Save Hebeeb!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51268</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 22:03:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51193</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 15 reviews, last by JSultan 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 00:57:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Today Was the best Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50978</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 12 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 21:44:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Capitalists? Freethinkers? Dude, join the Apathists</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50834</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 39 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Nov 2004 02:47:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Artwork You Should See Vol. 2 - Edward Kienholz&#39;s &quot;The State Hospital&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50636</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 23 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 22:24:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C&#39;mon America, let&#39;s look on the bright side!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50534</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 50 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 19:49:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Artwork You Should See Vol. 1 - &quot;The Price&quot; by Tom Lea (NSFW-ish)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50204</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 19 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 19:32:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t fuck with the YMCA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50133</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 23 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:35:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Very Naughty Boy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49514</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:50:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I mistook aborted fetuses for BBQ ribs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49452</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 25 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:03:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I mistaked aborted fetuses for BBQ ribs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49451</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Icedragon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:01:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spooner&#39;s Review of the Last 20 Minutes of &quot;Looney Tunes: Back in Action&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49262</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 21:08:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let&#39;s Make Something Happen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48981</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 18 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 22:10:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MY ms Paint Mona Lisa</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48310</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 17 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:41:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you AJ, you suck</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48092</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 17 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 06:21:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>rape (still? damn...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47894</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 9 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 04:27:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>rape (still? damn...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47893</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 04:27:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>crepe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47786</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 13 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 18:29:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get rid of the MVA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47723</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 91 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 03:02:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>George Bush owns a timber company (kinda)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47642</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 25 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 03:00:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Design a Goth Band T-Shirt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47599</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 34 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 20:24:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Hunter, You Suck at Internet Porn</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47415</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 58 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 21:43:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Buy UberSlim and get the +2&#39;s of your dreams!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47284</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 9 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 22:41:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Much For The Women?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47271</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 20:58:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No Child Left Unsmacked</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47166</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 19 reviews, last by SPECIALk 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 02:51:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Picture that is kind of funny but really I only posted because I had nothing of worth to post but I need the hits to get on the MVA  so to get them I quickly went and found this so I could post it, get 173 hits, and go wank off. Also, I&#39;m putting it in</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46797</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 17 reviews, last by uncanny 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 23:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spooner&#39;s Generic UberMadness Round 1 Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46649</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 14 reviews, last by Sepsis 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 19:41:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Need Some Fucking Tacos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46532</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 20:37:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The O&#39;Reilly Factor viewers are big fat idiots</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46403</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 42 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2004 19:49:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got chocolate in my eye</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46286</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 9 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 19:58:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Plagiarized!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46119</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2004 02:04:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reviews of Old Sega Genesis Games</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46054</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 30 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 23:39:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is the Goatse Pic</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45929</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 17 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:01:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Method is stupid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45559</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 42 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 06:09:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kid Friendly Playground Songs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45346</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 15 reviews, last by SPECIALk 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 19:24:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Little FORFEIT :( That Could</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45230</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 43 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 20:02:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Under</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45170</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 05:17:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Congrats to Senator Tom, seanfogy, and JMG...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43807</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 21 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 21:53:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Dad Thinks I&#39;m Gay and I Walk with a Slight Limp</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 14 reviews, last by Impassive-Digressive 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 20:42:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Bears woo? More like &quot;Pffffffffft Bears Suck!!!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43425</link>
<description>Rating: -1.27 on 14 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 20:04:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberUser Warnings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43045</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 62 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 21:38:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Billett&#39;s Market: Hip Hangout or Grievingly Gauche?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42830</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 9 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 14:43:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What I did on my Summer Vacation - Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41806</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by IronRhino 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 08:01:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubertrick Update 8-8-04</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41058</link>
<description>Rating: -0.70 on 14 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 01:09:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Real Life -2 dies (Setting the foundation to one day become an SPT staple)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40793</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by SPECIALk 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 21:40:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Frustration of Voice-Activated Dialing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40462</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 13 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Aug 2004 13:15:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Terrorists 4 Television</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40336</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 16 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 14:04:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My 100th post at Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40175</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 17 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2004 13:39:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re an idiot, so your posts may as well reflect that</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40081</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 94 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2004 13:47:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Real Life -2 dies (Trying to become an SPT staple)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39908</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 11:36:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Me doing what I do best (yes, a camwhore post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39786</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 28 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 16:52:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Amish are Dangerous People</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39618</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by Disektor 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 14:14:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Real Life -2 dies (A soon-to-be SPT staple)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39213</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 21 reviews, last by Razor 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2004 01:03:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This post is 2 X-Treme 4 TV</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39060</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 24 reviews, last by shaDowX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 00:44:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pocket Knife</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38941</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 29 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2004 21:56:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Posts for my favorite illustrations (2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38669</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 6 reviews, last by WiKi 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2004 04:05:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who to Vote For? A Subjective Essay by Mr. Spooner</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 19 reviews, last by Icedragon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 03:24:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who to vote for? A subjective essay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38538</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 10 reviews, last by Brianthetruthspeaker 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 00:42:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Those Weed Smoking CGI Elephants</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38150</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 12 reviews, last by indoninja 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 01:20:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Resume of a Wannabe Subway Sandwich Artist</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37875</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 19 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 19:25:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Those crazy kids</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37721</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 20 reviews, last by engine13 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:39:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Amish, Heroin, God, and Spiderman 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37661</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 22 reviews, last by IsawBoobs 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 18:49:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Amber is a stupid bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37552</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 30 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner http://victoriouslyironic.fgrc.net/</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 08:54:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Love Your Country, Burn the Flag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37489</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 17 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner http://victoriouslyironic.fgrc.net/</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jul 2004 15:23:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rock, Paper, Saddam</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37403</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 20 reviews, last by fluff 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jul 2004 02:07:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Posts for my Favorite Illustrations (1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37323</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 22 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jul 2004 06:15:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Helping my Sister Move Into College (or as I call it- Sharing an Elevator With a Furvert)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37204</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 8 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 05:09:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kidz Bop Still Suckz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37102</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 11 reviews, last by euripidestrousers 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 06:32:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Love Alpacas! Day 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36993</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 8 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 03:43:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An even better joke than yours</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36876</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 14 reviews, last by Cjad_teh_Nord 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2004 19:54:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You can get Ubersite.at. Gmail.com</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36652</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 43 reviews, last by spedmonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 01:37:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t try to cyber with me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36396</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 36 reviews, last by euripidestrousers 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 18:43:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite is fast approaching 10,000 members (Uber Contest)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36132</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 98 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 15:57:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just Me and My Font</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35998</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 22 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2004 16:38:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Uberstuff</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35919</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 54 reviews, last by shitfuck 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 16:24:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My very own Uber-whore-site</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35881</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 15 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 03:06:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Write a Mason Jennings Song</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35735</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 10 reviews, last by hairsphincter2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 15:18:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Olsen Twins are legal, now for the next countdown</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35670</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 68 reviews, last by anSiarach 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2004 15:30:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re Not a Power Ranger, and With That Kind of Attitude You Never Will Be</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35619</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 16 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2004 10:23:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I&#39;m a Pistons Fan (or as I call it- Spooner saw Lindsey Hunter Naked)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35552</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by chipolatte 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 18:07:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Hate Bees</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35287</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 25 reviews, last by gassygirl73 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jun 2004 11:39:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The 10 Rules of Maddox</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35077</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 29 reviews, last by Walker 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jun 2004 03:09:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day in the Life - Part Two</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34883</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 15 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jun 2004 04:14:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Call 911, I need a condom, NOW!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34743</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 14 reviews, last by Quartermain 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jun 2004 20:33:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Things to do With an Empty Aquafina Bottle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34686</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 33 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jun 2004 04:26:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberCalander II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34530</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 19 reviews, last by TigerLilly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 19:57:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberCalendar</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34527</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 7 reviews, last by WiKi 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 19:36:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Try and explain this to the children...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34467</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 25 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 20:34:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;You&#39;ve been Warned&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34404</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 21 reviews, last by drgoatcabin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 02:57:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Write a Jack Johnson Song (Or as I call it: Dolphins Will Get You Oral)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34169</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 106 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 22:51:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anti-linkwhoring: What post do you regret?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34060</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 30 reviews, last by Sideburns 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 00:56:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spooner sucks and is gay and he sucks other gays</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33907</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 23 reviews, last by Riley420 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2004 18:13:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gay: The New Black</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33856</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 41 reviews, last by WiKi 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2004 02:34:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Yearbook</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33652</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 13 reviews, last by Zeccs 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 22:03:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Don&#39;t Buy gas on May 19th!&quot; -or- An Exercise in Achieving Nothing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33237</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 26 reviews, last by great_pen155 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2004 04:15:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I Play &quot;This Love&quot; One More Time I&#39;m Going to Shoot Myself</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33170</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 00:18:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Send it FedEx</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33102</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by Sideburns 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 22:07:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who Ya Gonna Call? This Guy!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32808</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 11 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 22:38:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MadLibs (flute contest)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32795</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 21:03:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuse Viewers Weigh in on the Presidential Election</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32546</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by Scientifik 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 May 2004 18:35:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Searching for my name on Google</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32485</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 15 reviews, last by CunningVision 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 May 2004 21:11:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worst Advertising Campaigns</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32092</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 20 reviews, last by domenad 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2004 00:55:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Henry Hudson and Colonel Sanders Have Taught Me Nothing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31959</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by JMS 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 May 2004 15:48:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title>Why People Suck - Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31859</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 1 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 23:39:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bingo.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30875</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2004 23:01:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shopping at Best Buy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30609</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 17 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 21:06:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Simple Solution for America&#39;s Gas and Weight Problems</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30233</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 19 reviews, last by jarrodmon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 22:04:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Burger King is trying to give me nightmares</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30125</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 20 reviews, last by ubersucks 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:39:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Subway: Eat Fresh, Not Human</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29990</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 28 reviews, last by Yams 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:23:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day in the Life - Part One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29625</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 6 reviews, last by SPECIALk 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Apr 2004 22:39:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Objects in the mirror are farther than they appear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29426</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Apr 2004 05:03:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Beration Station</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28646</link>
<description>Rating: -0.67 on 3 reviews, last by BalloonKnot 4 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2004 03:56:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thank You, Communist Jews</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28435</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 31 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2004 22:09:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Letter to the Editor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28280</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 10 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2004 23:17:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Puns: A Curriculum of Evil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28169</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 17 reviews, last by Pacifist248 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2004 05:03:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m not entirely sure, but I might be Jesus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28093</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 15 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 21:23:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A drunk nun driving a tractor into a car</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27702</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 9 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2004 22:17:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just Deserts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27648</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 16 reviews, last by dohnuts 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2004 21:40:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A suggestion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27604</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 7 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2004 02:00:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Badass with a Peppermill</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27533</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 9 reviews, last by Sacrew 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 05:11:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like Russian Roulette, but for kids!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27406</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 24 reviews, last by DraconianKing 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2004 22:36:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Air Hockey and Coke Parties</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27255</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 21 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Mar 2004 07:04:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For a Second</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27072</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 20 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Spooner</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Mar 2004 01:47:35 -0000</pubDate>
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