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<title>Oh that just sucks.  Now I&#39;m pissed.</title>
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<title>How I found God</title>
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<title>Back With a Vengance - Teeph Reviews Nine Inch Nails&#39; &quot;Year Zero&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 38 reviews, last by TheUniter 592 days ago</description>
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<title>Uber-poll:  What Am I?  Some Kind of Asshole?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 68 reviews, last by corn_nugget 611 days ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Soup&#39;s On</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Bookend</title>
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<title>Today is Thursday and I Have To Go To The Dentist Later.  =(</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 24 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I Am Woman, Hear Me Blubber Inconsolably.</title>
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<title>Take the Power Back</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Rape &gt; Abortion</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I&#39;m on my way . . . I&#39;m on my waaaaaay . . . Home Sweet Home.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 40 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Okay, this shit is important.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 43 reviews, last by Candyapple 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Post-pouri . . . what are we on?  3?  Call it 3.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 23 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Some Stupid Crap I Slapped Together to Keep From Doing Real Work</title>
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<title>Per Your Request Please Find Attached . . .</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 35 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Drinkin&#39;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 28 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
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<title>So You Want to Kill Everyone at Your High School?  Is That So Wrong?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 42 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Pffft.  Title?  We Don&#39;t Need No Stinking Title.   Well, Maybe We Do.  How About &quot; . . . .&quot; Nah.  Screw It.  I Can&#39;t Come Up With Anything.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87871</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 153 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>The Problem With Humility</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 20 reviews, last by loki 2 years ago</description>
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<title>That&#39;s not ironic, that&#39;s what happened.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86653</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 29 reviews, last by bobotheclown 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>You Win THIS Time,  But We&#39;ll Meet Again!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86365</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 80 reviews, last by Lianne260987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Dear Apollo</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 29 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>So you&#39;ve just found out that your 13 year old daughter is dating a black guy.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 38 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Name Yer Poison.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85961</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 68 reviews, last by MisterMojoRisin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>The Chinese Are Not Like Us</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 60 reviews, last by indoninja 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Training Daze</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 23 reviews, last by hour_man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>DEEP THOUGHTS.   By: Rosie Palm</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 46 reviews, last by Arthur_Dent 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Too late for APW, but hey, at least now I know how I got this way</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85095</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 17 reviews, last by wookie 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Appendix A to upcoming post, do not click, reference material only</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85092</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Hardcore Gay Assfucking (NSFW!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84800</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 76 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Oi.  Rad1101 is an English Gentleman, and not a one of you daft cunts better try denying it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84456</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 43 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>ATTN:  Caulaincourt</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 52 reviews, last by ih8u2man 716 days ago</description>
<author>I_HAVE_AN_ALAIN_FETISH</author>
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<title>The world just got a whole lot scarier.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83648</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 203 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Fuck Australia,</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 54 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Hey Loki.  Yeah.  But guess what, HAPPY GROUND HOG DAY!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83322</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 45 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Wanna see a picture of my prince edward?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 76 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Hello</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 23 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Hey baby, wanna get nekkit?  I&#39;ve got a jet.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 36 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Retarded.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 35 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Sometimes a Hit Is Just a Hit . . .</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 105 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Lazy-Eyed Psychos and the Men Who Love Them</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 50 reviews, last by orphelia 388 days ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>It amazes me that I never started cutting myself.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 35 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Photoshop contest entry.  Done with MS paint.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 21 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Then Ever Ending - Teh Rad</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 72 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>God Hates Fags.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 47 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Naked Pictures of My 8 Year Old Daughter.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 23 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>Thanks Method</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:13:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Naked Pictures of My 8 Year Old Daugher.</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Thanks Method</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:10:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The &quot;touching&quot; Pics BADASSMOFO Sent Me Before He Posted On Uber (Slightly NSFW)</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>T - &quot;I like it when you call me big poppa&quot; - Fa</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:06:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uh, God? I&#39;m Aware I Drink Too Much Beer, You Can Stop with the Rectal Itching.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 8 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
<author>T - &quot;I like it when you call me big poppa&quot; - Fa</author>
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<title>Okay, you know there&#39;s nothing here, right?  So just give me my hits and move along.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78928</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>T - &quot;I like it when you call me big poppa&quot; - Fa</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:47:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>T - &quot;I like it when you call me big poppa&quot; - Fa</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:46:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s kind of like a Liger.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 33 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
<author>T - &quot;I like it when you call me big poppa&quot; - Fa</author>
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<title>I&#39;m the kind of person who will believe anything you tell me.</title>
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<title>I knew Average &quot;Underscore&quot; Dan reminded me of someone . . .</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 20 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I guess they haven&#39;t turned the heat on yet.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I Am The Flaming Bag of Dogshit of MS Paint</title>
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<title>Mo Money, Mo Problems.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Have You Forgotten How It Felt That Day?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 32 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
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<title>A Post of No Interest or Importance to Anyone but Me.</title>
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<title>PROOF That the French Have No Souls and Should Be Exterminated!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 53 reviews, last by HippoRapist 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.48 on 30 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:29:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rosebud.</title>
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<title>My Son:  Oedipus Homo</title>
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<title>Douglas Adams Sucks</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>The Best of the Best of Uber - Mk. II</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 49 reviews, last by A-Daamage 3 years ago</description>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Thank You.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 59 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:20:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bloodshot</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 122 reviews, last by mxc_jwebber 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>The Winner of UberMadness VII Speaks.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 48 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Moan</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Genko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Holy crap, this sucks.</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 17 reviews, last by Genko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:57:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fresh Adventures In Open Letters To Bandwagons.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Punch one of those pork lovers and enjoy the silence.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>It&#39;s Official - Loki and I Are Dating.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 35 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 336 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Playing Devil&#39;s Advocate with the Michael Jackson Case</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 57 reviews, last by sebcharrot 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Blatant and Lame Plug for shit you don&#39;t want to hear or see.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 34 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Some pictures of home that I didn&#39;t take.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 36 reviews, last by DCWoody 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>It&#39;s Here!  UBERBADNESS!  Round One.  Let&#39;s Get It On!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 173 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>UberPoll - Sorry.  Quick and dirty, who hates whom?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 357 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 33 reviews, last by YELLOW-MAN 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Shit like this only bumps the good posts off the front page.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 44 reviews, last by pen_name 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Gonna let it rock, let it roll, Let the Mighty Bosstones come and save my soul.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 27 reviews, last by Maddog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Free to Good Home - One Alter, slightly used</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 45 reviews, last by Lets_B_Friends 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I Like Two Posts in One Day.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 54 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Stupid fucking hippies are trying to kill us all.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 37 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Teeph Reviews Nine Inch Nails &quot;With Teeth&quot; (again).  Whoop-de-freaking-doo.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65639</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 98 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2005 14:58:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Teeph Reviews Nine Inch Nails &quot;With Teeth.&quot;  Whoop-de-freaking-doo.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65637</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>A sad commentary on how pathetic (and yet awesome) my life is.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 42 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 395 days ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>English people are mean.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.22 on 39 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Malorie.Jones.at.hotmail.com</author>
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<title>All Your Posts Are Belong To ME, Bitches!!!  That&#39;s Right I&#39;m MVA Now Suckas.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 25 reviews, last by Soley_Trinity 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Some People Don&#39;t Know They Need Help</title>
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<title>How Good Little White Boys Get Roped Into Hate Crimes and Hanging With Transvestites.</title>
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<title>Postpouri II - I&#39;m really only doing this for the hits.</title>
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<title>What Its Like For a Girl</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Stupid Post - I need help making a lame personal decision - PLUS CARWHOREAGE!!!</title>
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<title>My Pets Are Psychic, and They Use Their Powers for Evil.</title>
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<title>Uh, Yeah.  I&#39;m Going to Need Some TP for My Bunghole. . . . . STAT!</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Warning - Do Not MESS With Microsoft.</title>
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<title>I&#39;m In &quot;Perfect&quot; Health, Thanks.</title>
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<title>Deat Diary:  Blog, blog, blog, me, me, blog, me, blog, blog.</title>
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<title>I Must Break You.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Tolerance</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 41 reviews, last by Satansgotsyphillis 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Serious Writing . . . On Uber of all places.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 57 reviews, last by Demolocke 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 8 reviews, last by InkyFingers 3 years ago</description>
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<title>A Generic Story About Life</title>
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<title>I&#39;m Pretty Sure God Hates the ADD Crowd.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Step 9 - Make Amends</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:23:53 (#)</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I Wish My Mom Would Stop Going To Tom Sorrell&#39;s Parties . . .</title>
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<title>Rip My Heart Out.  I Dare You.  (An Uber Contest)</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>A Message From My Friend Bill (plus Bill&#39;s Camwhore!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 55 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>American Football Fans Are Pussies When Compaired To Their European Betters</title>
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<title>[Morning] Ritual Sacrifice</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>YOUR Best Post - It&#39;s right here.</title>
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<title>To: Collin</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 60 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Johnny Carson - In Memorium</title>
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<title>A Brick Post Tuesday Cartoon - by Teephphah</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Going to Miss You, Shitty Goatee.  Terribly.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 28 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 38 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 13 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
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<title>One of Many Reasons I Love My Wife - Her OCD is Rampant and Unchecked</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>The Hypocrisy in Me (and you).</title>
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<title>Reggie White - In Memorium</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Christmas Picture of My Balls Post Thursday!!!!!</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Screw the audio.  I&#39;m a graphic artist at heart.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I suck using wave studio.  But it is time for the jig to be up.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Tuesdays with Maori</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Teephphah&#39;s Greatest Musical Moments - Best Intro</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54765</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 13 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>It&#39;s the end of the world as we know it, and I think I&#39;m going to puke.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54569</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 29 reviews, last by LadyPlural 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2004 16:20:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Google Image Tribute Post - To Caulaincourt, mon petit ami.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 60 reviews, last by ess-arr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Uh.  Anyone know what the hell is up with the Ukraine and Russia?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54386</link>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Sliced Bread Can Eat A Dick.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54311</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 16 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Curse of the Merrell mock.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53982</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Pantera Forever!!!  &quot;Dimebag&quot; Tribute Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53881</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 26 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Christmas sucks.  Fuck Christmas.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 21 reviews, last by junyer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>(4 x 8) = (2 x 16) = (1 x i)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53415</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 71 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Me and CT.  One magical moment.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>The Germans are assholes.</title>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>You know . . . it don&#39;t get no better &#39;n this.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 28 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Repent!  For the Kingdom of God is at hand!  Crystalline death comes from the skies to destroy all of mankind!  Run for you lives!  Or, "It snowed about an inch."</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52911</link>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>There is no God but Allah, and Mohamed (blessings be upon him) is His Prophet</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 36 reviews, last by Davros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 13:27:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberCon - Breckenridge?  Possibly for real this time.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52014</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 40 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:11:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Clearly anyone who licks a hamsters ass has issues, but hear me out.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51903</link>
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<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>This does not bode well</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 30 reviews, last by thaumaturge 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Shooting Injured Iraqis in the Face - A Bad Thing?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51777</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 52 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 15:05:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Good Times</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51665</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 9 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:41:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surviving College - TWDNKM - The Proudest Day of My Mother&#39;s Life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51141</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 26 reviews, last by Teephphah 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 15:24:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This post sucks ass.  I need help with my Christmas list.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50977</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 39 reviews, last by boomslang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 21:37:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Finally, some good news for discouraged Democrats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 37 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Nov 2004 17:29:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pre-emptive Memorial for Yasir Arafat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50600</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 42 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 16:18:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay, my real election analysis, no gloating.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50493</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 163 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 15:09:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mwuh-ha-ha-ha-ha.   Mwuh-ha-ha-ha.  Mwuh-ha-ha.  Mwuh-ha.  Mwuh.  Mw.  ha.   hmmmm.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50458</link>
<description>Rating: 0.74 on 17 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50358</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 31 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Nov 2004 15:51:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shut Up and Vote</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50257</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 23 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 14:31:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surviving College-That Which Does Not Kill Me - Busting My Ass for Minimum Wage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50048</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 29 reviews, last by Socialist_Joe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:11:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jack-o-Lantern weather - Help me create a truly smashing pumpkin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49942</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 19 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>A Friendly Christmas Reminder from Your Mail-Carrier, Gary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49843</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 33 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:54:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s in a name?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49710</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 25 reviews, last by alfakyle 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>You Got Served (Notice)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49658</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 25 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 19:49:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Best of the Best of Uber - Teephphah&#39;s Picks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49341</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 25 reviews, last by Smurfs 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:50:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thursday is the day Teephphah tells a story about beating the ever-living piss out of his dog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49234</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 21 reviews, last by Luckylacquer 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 16:40:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thursday is the day when Teephphah beats the ever-living shit out of his dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49233</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 16:39:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thursday is the day when Teephphah beats the ever-living shit out of his dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49232</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 3 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 16:38:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anarchy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49104</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Genko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:49:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTENTION UBER:   This is NOT a drill !!!!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48905</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 32 reviews, last by Heimdallsman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 11:56:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wallowing in self-pity?  Here&#39;s your soundtrack.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48415</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 27 reviews, last by Zod 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 16:55:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Story YOU Will Prolly Love</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48126</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 13 reviews, last by Badlands 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:58:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>*Poke* Ow! *Slap*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47542</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 12:58:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UBERCON - Middle of Fucking Nowhere</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47388</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 25 reviews, last by Teephphah 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 18:15:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>VP Debate Analysis . . . and stuff.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47219</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 27 reviews, last by DJMattB241 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 12:33:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hits from the bong</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46839</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 12 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Oct 2004 16:06:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reluctant Debate Analysis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46725</link>
<description>Rating: 1.98 on 41 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 12:05:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reluctant Debate Analysis</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 11:46:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hitwhoring at its absolute worst.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46602</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 16 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 14:38:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Place Yer Bets</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46493</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 27 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Home Renovation Gone Wrong</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46390</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 14 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>I Rate Posters.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46371</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 22 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Can I Get a . . . . . . . . . Hit?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46263</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 20 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
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<title>Left vs. Right - what does it all mean?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45691</link>
<description>Rating: 1.01 on 58 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2004 12:59:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Man In The Mirror</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45297</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:38:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Busted a Nut.  No.  Seriously.  I Think the Fucker&#39;s BUSTED. - SPF</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44587</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 19 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2004 13:02:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The unprecedented menace of when the drums come in on the song &quot;In the air tonight.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44435</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 27 reviews, last by Fabit 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Sep 2004 13:17:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surviving Law School - That Which Does Not Kill Me - The feel-good hit of the year</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44326</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 16 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>T-fa  -  The artist formerly known as &quot;itchy&quot;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 14:04:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber people who look like other people, or maybe not so much.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43908</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 41 reviews, last by Deidra 3 years ago</description>
<author>T-fa  -  The artist formerly known as &quot;itchy&quot;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Sep 2004 18:30:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>George Carlin is rolling over in his grave right now.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43779</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 25 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>T-fa  -  The artist formerly known as &quot;itchy&quot;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 17:36:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey!  Look whose quiting chewing tobacco!                                                                                                                                           What the fuck are you looking at ,dipshit? You want me to slap that smile o</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43534</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 12 reviews, last by ruthless 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teeee-fahhhhhhh</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 17:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m taking applications for &quot;black friend&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43151</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 22 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teeee-fahhhhhhh</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 18:25:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh the humanity.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43021</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 9 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teeee-fahhhhhhh</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:18:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m a cowboy, I might as well stop fighting it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teeee-fahhhhhhh</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 14:42:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meh.  I got nothin&#39;.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42396</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 41 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teeee-fahhhhhhh</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:08:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surviving College - That which does not kill me - 1 -  I want Candy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42238</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 17 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teeee-fahhhhhhh</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 14:46:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like shooting fish in a barrel.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42099</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 10 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:03:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like shooting fish in a barrel.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42098</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:02:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like shooting fish in a barrel.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42097</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:00:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surviving College - That which does not kill me - 2 - Return of the Meiser</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42009</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 19:03:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All she had to give . . .</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41843</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 15 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 16:32:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surviving College - That which does not kill me - 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41597</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 22 reviews, last by shadow 406 days ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2004 17:21:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m against gay marriage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41435</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 119 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 13:01:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eye, ham, sofa, king, wee, tart, did</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41358</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 13 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 17:00:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One of Many Reasons I Love My Wife:  She is the love child of Mr. Wizard and She-Ra</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41082</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 30 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 14:09:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You bastards!  Get off my lawn!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40898</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 7 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Aug 2004 17:55:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Uber:  Thanks for Donnie Darko</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40685</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 20 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 05:44:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Entertaining self-expression.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40633</link>
<description>Rating: -1.38 on 11 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>Teephphah</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 19:52:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>STP for reals foo!  (without excluding the first several lines like a complete dipshit)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40006</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Banned_KoolMang 4 years ago</description>
<author>T-fa, bitches!</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 21:35:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT for reals foo!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40002</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by Spam 3 years ago</description>
<author>T-fa, bitches!</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 21:05:06 -0000</pubDate>
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