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<author>T to the TOM, A to the K</author>
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<title>R.I.P Charlton Heston</title>
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<author>TToM: Product Withdrawn</author>
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<author>TToM: 60% Extra Squeeee With This Purchase</author>
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<title>R.I.P Arthur C Clarke</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 13 reviews, last by PukingDog 615 days ago</description>
<author>Sheaf Toe Testy Monk</author>
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<title>Rocky the Fourth 2D Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 42 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 619 days ago</description>
<author>TTo fight a war, you gotta become warM</author>
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<title>Lincolns Birthday Special Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114935</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 57 reviews, last by Scott_James 631 days ago</description>
<author>President TToM</author>
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<title>RIP: Roy Scheider PART THE SECOND</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 33 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 634 days ago</description>
<author>TakeTwoOM</author>
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<title>RIP: Roy Scheider</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114917</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 7 reviews, last by Scott_James 635 days ago</description>
<author>TTOMartin Brody</author>
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<title>Cosplay: Its Only For Pretty People</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 58 reviews, last by hidden101 631 days ago</description>
<author>TTOMario Brothers</author>
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<title>Random Bollocks of Little Interest</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 44 reviews, last by iacobus 638 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (May Vultures Attack [Sico&#39;s Face])</author>
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<title>R.I.P Jeremy Beadle (Brit-centric)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 33 reviews, last by firefly 647 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Monkey Vagina Attack)</author>
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<title>Foods That Are Life #1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 54 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 649 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Most Vegetarians Affronted) </author>
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<title>R.I.P Heath Ledger</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114521</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 59 reviews, last by orphelia 650 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Mother Violation Association)</author>
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<title>My Thoughts On The Iowa Caucus OR A Poor Excuse for a Pun Based on That Title</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114087</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 390 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Monkey Virus Assault)</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2008 12:45:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Very Uniter Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113877</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 39 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 687 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Many Viral Afflictions)</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:27:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Dear Flatmate...&quot; Note Leavers Are Dicks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113821</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 52 reviews, last by rob_berg 665 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Mega Veined Appendage)</author>
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<title>GPF: Walk the Dog (Drag Option Included)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113493</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 25 reviews, last by shadow 695 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Many Vulvas Assaulted)</author>
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<title>A Screenshot Tells a Thousand Tales</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 47 reviews, last by nitty34 709 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA (Most Violated Anus)</author>
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<title>GPF: Redskies Has a Dream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113343</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 30 reviews, last by apollo88 707 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: MVA Allstar</author>
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<title>Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113299</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 52 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 666 days ago</description>
<author>Still TTOM After All These Years</author>
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<title>So There Isn&#39;t Any Real Reason For This Post: Ten Minutes Later</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 28 reviews, last by Snare 713 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Go Bears, Weep</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:27:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113224</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 60 reviews, last by rob_berg 717 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Not So Much Split as Spilt</author>
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<title>Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113198</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 81 reviews, last by idodeklair 718 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Not So Much Split as Cracked</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:09:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Slow News Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113139</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 39 reviews, last by TheDoctor 722 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: More Reliable Than Fox News, Less Than an Actual Fox</author>
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<title>GPF: The Importance of Work Safety</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113060</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 26 reviews, last by kaos-king 725 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Carrier-Pigeoning it in</author>
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<title>Glasgow Kelvingrove Park: An Illustrated Jaunt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113035</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 35 reviews, last by Ltap 676 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Scotland the What</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 22:25:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot; I&#39;m Interested in Lesbian Homoeroticism&quot; and Other Excuses to Draw Vag All Day (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112915</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 75 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Organs is a Funny Word</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 13:14:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Emasculation of Mankind: A Hair-Based Scientific Report</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112752</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 83 reviews, last by Wit_Critic 460 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: A Meat Based Organism</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 13:22:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of the Employed: TTOM Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112668</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 64 reviews, last by fried-green-potatoes 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Employable, who knew?!</author>
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<title>Gruberfest &#39;07: Raw Visage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112516</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 37 reviews, last by shadow 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Zombie TTOM</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:38:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gruberfest &#39;07: Revenge of the Tsetse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112373</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 47 reviews, last by HotWillie 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Can&#39;t Be Arsed Writing</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 22:14:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Fat Tony Spotted Hiking</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112269</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 22 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Something, oh Make Up Your Own One</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Oct 2007 11:41:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters: Here&#39;s to swimmin&#39; with bow-legged women. </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112241</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 32 reviews, last by rorrim 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Sharks</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 20:03:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters: Here&#39;s to swimmin&#39; with bow-legged women</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112240</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 6 reviews, last by Lambchop 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Sharks</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 20:01:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gruberfest 07: Beneath This Stone</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112195</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 32 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Evil MWU-HA-HA!</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 18:54:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Bears Woo?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112112</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 55 reviews, last by rosemadder 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Bearz!1eleventyone1!1!</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:11:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: Shlongy Gets Head</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112067</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Rated R for Rubbish</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:18:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: The Drop is a Doozy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111906</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 36 reviews, last by haikumikoo 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: A Liquid Rainbow</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:07:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Kangaroo: Antipodian Murder Beast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111665</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 83 reviews, last by Scott_James 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Podian</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:03:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>R.I.P Luciano Pavarotti</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111498</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 46 reviews, last by iddqd 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: World Pie Stocks Crash</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Sep 2007 11:28:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Wildlife of Suburbia: A Totally Bonza Adventure!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111484</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 79 reviews, last by rob_berg 607 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Like Steve Irwin except, well, you know, Alive</author>
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<title>Transworld: Diplomacy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111461</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 36 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: SciFi for Jesus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 19:29:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GPF: HORZEOWNED!1one1!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111376</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 31 reviews, last by rosemadder 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Touchin&#39; Monkeys Since 2003</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:23:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart Wars: The Return of the FTWedi</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111354</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 147 reviews, last by rorrim 621 days ago</description>
<author>Chancellor TTOM: Obviously Evil</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:42:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chancellor TTOM: Obviously Evil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111353</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by shadow 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Hitting up Whores</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:41:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>List of Ubernauts Who Really Fucking Annoy Me: Adjusted for Hit-Whorage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111280</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 91 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Hitting up Whores</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:29:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stick People War: A History in Tapestry</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 19 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Rolling with the Saxons</author>
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<title>Ancient Spirits of Whisky...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 31 reviews, last by azurefroz 2 years ago</description>
<author>Shlong-Ra: The Ever Golfing.</author>
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<title>GPF: Don&#39;t Fuck With Kirk</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 17 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Communicating It In</author>
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<title>GPF. Nature 2:The Revenge. This Time it&#39;s Personal.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110878</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 43 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Red in Tooth and Claw</author>
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<title>SABPT: Shitty Asian Bastards Post Thursday</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 46 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Commiserations to Cetaceans Everywhere</author>
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<title>Breaking News!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 75 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>With Your Anchor:TTOM</author>
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<title>The Charvaes Alphabet: ABCs for Social Scum</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 114 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Chaving it up</author>
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<title>GPF: Duckhunt Men&#39;s Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 35 reviews, last by GaidinCanuck 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Get to tha Choppa!</author>
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<title>There&#39;s Something About You...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 22 reviews, last by Antioxident 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Wallace&#39;s Bitch.</author>
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<title>The Travels of TTOM: Newcastle</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 103 reviews, last by Scott_James 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Darwin&#39;s Bitch.</author>
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<title>GPF: A TTOM Productions Cartoon</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 53 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 718 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM. In Technicolour.</author>
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<title>British Politics: A Guide for Colonial Types</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110500</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 29 reviews, last by Scott_James 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM, M.P. for Glasgow West (Disgraced)</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents a Rob Berg Fantasy in Association With Caulaincourt Industries: A Threesome With Freddie Prinze Jr. and Daniel Radcliff</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 49 reviews, last by haikumikoo 527 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Frenching It Up</author>
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<title>Harry Potter: Ending Spoiler</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 669 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Rowling It In</author>
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<title>Ubersite Geek Off 2007</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 46 reviews, last by rorrim 666 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Beaming It In</author>
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<title>GPF: Computer Games Based on Movies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 35 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Is Phoning It In</author>
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<title>Reflections on Mortality</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 59 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Failing to Fear the Reaper Since 2005</author>
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<title>GPF: The Proper Application of the Force</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 67 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 2 years ago</description>
<author>T to the TOM, Bitches</author>
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<title>Breaking News: Terror Weapon Used in Iraqi City of Basra</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 75 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Ubers War Correspondent</author>
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<title>How I Create a TTOM Comic</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 40 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
<author>Gimme Two Ts! Gimme an O! Gimme an M! What does that spell?!</author>
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<title>TTOM  Horror Theatre Presents: Rancid Hat Will Never Die</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 98 reviews, last by ampersand 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Rancid Like Old Meat</author>
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<title>Getting Darko&#39;s Ratings Back: TRH Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 57 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Able to Rate Since 2003</author>
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<title>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10933</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Able to Rate Since 2003</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:13:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nerd Wars: End Game</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109308</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 57 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Ubersite&#39;s Resident Games Master</author>
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<title>The Ballad of Rob Berg</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 76 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Hobo of Choice Since 2003</author>
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<title>The Illiad for the Really Hard of Thinking</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 42 reviews, last by Cyrus 2 years ago</description>
<author>TT(h)OM(er)</author>
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<title>A Guide to Negativity</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 100 reviews, last by thecaes 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D</author>
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<title>Some Pictures of My Balls</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 89 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 722 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: A Lot of Balls</author>
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<title>Uberdirectory 2007 Camwhore + Bonus Cartoon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108722</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by Falafel 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Camwhoring for Jesus</author>
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<title>The Worst Bishop in Christendom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108632</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 23 reviews, last by Scott_James 2 years ago</description>
<author>2xT. 1xO. 1xM.</author>
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<title>Normal Service is Resumed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 86 reviews, last by Oiseau 2 years ago</description>
<author>T T T TOM, T T T TOMMMMM!</author>
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<title>End it Now and We&#39;ll All Be Happy!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 68 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOMino: Medicine Man, Much Heap Firewater.</author>
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<title>When Militaries Attack...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 105 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Three Star General. Two Star Restaruant.</author>
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<title>GPF: BULLZWNED!1one1!  Episode 2: This Time its Personal</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 22 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Now with 100% more BSc, 50% less BSE</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 38 reviews, last by Scott_James 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Like Sex With Kobe Bryant. You Can Kick and Scream All</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 126 reviews, last by experima 471 days ago</description>
<author>TTOM: 60th Level Jerk</author>
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<title>APW: Ferromagnetic Fluid</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 33 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Polymimetic Scotsman</author>
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<title>LOL-CAT: Marsupial and Monotreme Edition PLUZ BONUZ!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 37 reviews, last by Progr3ss 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOMORZ!1one1!</author>
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<title>The Interstellar Lizard Conspiracy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 71 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Lizard/Human Hybird Since 2005</author>
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<title>WTC7: Truth Revealed. John Kerry Did It.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101176</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 40 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>CyberneticDentalAilment</author>
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<title>Gif Post Friday: ORLY?!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 37 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 699 days ago</description>
<author>TTORLYM?!</author>
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<title>R.I.P Boris Yeltsin</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 29 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOMemoria</author>
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<title>Tramp Idol</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 46 reviews, last by nitty34 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM: Tramp Fight Legend</author>
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<title>They Don&#39;t Make &#39;em Like That Anymore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 45 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Captain &quot;Slightly Deranged&quot; T.TOM</author>
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<title>The Crito Dialogues: As Told in MSPaint</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 80 reviews, last by JoeyG 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Hulkamania: A Rebuttal (GPF)</title>
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<title>SUPA: Ode to a Monkey</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 79 reviews, last by jade_digitalmedia 2 years ago</description>
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<title>APW: Caravaggio</title>
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<author>TTOM de Scotland :1980-Present</author>
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<title>SUPA: The Opening Shots Across the Bow</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 94 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM:Phoning it in since 2003</author>
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<title>GPF Picard:Interstellar Bad-Ass</title>
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<author>TTOM: Do Not Iron</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 89 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
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<title>I Work in Hell!</title>
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<author>TTOM: Heading Straight for the Burny Place</author>
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<title>Five Movies You Will Now Never Have to Watch!</title>
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<author>NakaTTOMi Plaza</author>
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<title>The Sloth: Mighty Jungle Dweller</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 71 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>You bet your boTTOM dollar!</author>
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<title>APW: Commando Comics</title>
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<title>I&#39;m not Pregnant Though I Have Been Impregnated</title>
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<title>SPT: The Case of Lo Pan&#39;s Hat!</title>
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<title>Games of Ages Past</title>
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<author>ZX TTOM 28K</author>
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<title>Battle of the Blackbirds: Answer to the Ultimate Who Would Win Question!</title>
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<title>A Day in the Life of Pope Benedict XVI</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 75 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>Do Not Feed the TTOM.</author>
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<title>Tabarnak Attack!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 72 reviews, last by odin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Le go&#251;t des singes</author>
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<title>Budget Chart for the UK (Warning: Contains Chips)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 95 reviews, last by Post_Coital 451 days ago</description>
<author>King TTOM the 1st</author>
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<title>Evolution or Creation: The Great &quot;Debate&quot;</title>
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<author>The Descent of TTOM</author>
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<title>The Great White Shark: King Bastard of the Sea</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 112 reviews, last by RustyShackleford 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Ubersite is Cock Full of Rampant Retards: Pictorial Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 59 reviews, last by Despina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>DesolateMisanthrope and Sacrilicious have a Conversation</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 111 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 2 years ago</description>
<author>the aTTOMic weight of Ubersite is 10 to the power of awesome</author>
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<title>Life Lessons in Your Twenties...Thanks Whoever Gave Me Their Bone Marrow</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 77 reviews, last by shadow 598 days ago</description>
<author>Big boTTOM girls they make the rockin&#39; world go round</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents: Shlonganator</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 50 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>boTTOM of the barrel</author>
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<title>The Real Threat of Mercury</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 59 reviews, last by pobz 2 years ago</description>
<author>aTTOM bomb</author>
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<title>Blue on Blue: A Nice Name for a Nasty event</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 87 reviews, last by iddqd 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM Bsc (Bronze Swimming Certificate)</author>
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<title>Two Lies, One Truth ALL ENTERTAINMENT!</title>
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<author>Earth Entity TTOM</author>
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<title>The TTOM Home Movie: Hollywood Extravaganza</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 41 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>Executive Producer: TTOM</author>
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<title>Monday Art Dedication (Sort of): Coley...Again.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 20 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOMoooooooooorrrrdooooooor!</author>
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<title>Sex with Cigarettes: Better Than Both</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 52 reviews, last by PMN 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM Industries: Porno Division</author>
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<title>France: A History in Pictures</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 65 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>Le Go&#251;t des Singes</author>
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<title>Apw: 2000 A.D.</title>
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<author>T, another T an O then....uh...N...NO WAIT M! M!</author>
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<title>Resurrecting Ubersite in [A Number of] Pictures</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 36 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOtal Maniac</author>
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<title>Two Ubermarks Which I have Missed and an Attempt to Make You Care.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 44 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Two Ts, One O, One M, Zero Wit</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 52 reviews, last by thecaes 2 years ago</description>
<author>You say Tomato, I say TTOMato</author>
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<title>Solution to Your Presidential Problems</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by rorrim 2 years ago</description>
<author>His name was TTOM, he was a show-girl...wait, what?</author>
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<title>How I Found Religion</title>
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<author>Spin the TTOMbola</author>
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<title>Dervel in the land of Fintan:A Fable</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 31 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM&#39;s Moving Castle</author>
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<title>Crazy Insane, Got No Brain:The Ubersite Test Your Sanity...Test</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 45 reviews, last by haikumikoo 527 days ago</description>
<author>TTOMorrow Never Dies</author>
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<title>Saturday Night with Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf!</title>
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<title>Saddam Hussein Will Have His Revenge on Seattle</title>
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<author>Old Man TTOM</author>
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<title>Sicosemen&#39;s Surgery: The Horrible Truth in one Thrilling Part</title>
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<author>There is no TTOM</author>
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<title>TPT: The Adventures of Jeffrey Wellman</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 71 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Christmas: A Festive Rant</title>
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<author>TTOM Industrial Complex and Fish Concern</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 28 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Interviews with an Emu: Ubersite Seven Years On</title>
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<title>TTOM Plagiarism Division Presents: Gauche Sock Monkey Cabaret</title>
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<title>Your Penis Doesn&#39;t Deserve You</title>
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<title>Michael Dudikoff Presents:American Ninja</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 37 reviews, last by phuzzygish 2 years ago</description>
<author>100% All Natural TTOM</author>
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<title>APW:Rodan</title>
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<title>Uberdirectory TRH Edition Part 2</title>
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<title>Visiting Scotland? 10 Things You Have to Know!</title>
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<author>El Gusto de Monos</author>
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<title>APW: Uberdirectory the Tiny Round Head Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.49 on 99 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 599 days ago</description>
<author>TT &quot;4 Silvers and a Bronze&quot;OM</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 45 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>TT &quot;4 Silvers and a Bronze&quot;OM</author>
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<title>Battle of the Captains: Ultimate Trek Showdown</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 60 reviews, last by Razor 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Uberite Mind:A Dissection</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 57 reviews, last by pandora 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>PPT: Procastination Post Tuesday: TTOM Interviews the Undead (Not Shlongy)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 40 reviews, last by jade_digitalmedia 3 years ago</description>
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<title>SPT: The Mathmatics of Ubersite</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 30 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
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<title>APW: Hinduism</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 18 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Inion Tricks Method: A Pictorial Record</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 105 reviews, last by haikumikoo 527 days ago</description>
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<title>Julie&#39;s Comic Compo:TTOM Edition (Mildly NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 49 reviews, last by haikumikoo 527 days ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>A Redrospective</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 38 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>TTO|\/|OTT</author>
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<title>APW:Nature&#39;s Bounty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93920</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 37 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>TTO|\/|OTT</author>
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<title>Touching Your Face at Night</title>
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<author>TTO|\/|OTT</author>
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<title>The Mimic</title>
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<title>APW: Hubble Space Telescope</title>
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<title>Hello Ubersite, Boy Do I Wish I Never Got Found Out</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 37 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Man Versus Nature: ROUND TWO!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 43 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Travels of TTOM...um...Bristol Zoo Again</title>
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<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM&#39;s World O&#39; Horrors #1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 41 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
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<title>TTOM Horror Theatre Presents:The Dark Fable of Awesome Face</title>
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<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Super Street Fighter 2:TTOM Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 34 reviews, last by WookieSuave 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Coley Oley Orc-San:An SPT Roleplay Adventure</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 35 reviews, last by Dexter-Brown 3 years ago</description>
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<title>APW:Buddha</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 38 reviews, last by zwerg 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Hell and High Water: Global Climate Change</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 27 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Super Villain Top Trumps</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91192</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 74 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Sci FI Matinee Presents: Morality Tales of the Future!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91168</link>
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<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Horror Theatre Presents an ADD Competition Entry:Is That My Stapler?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 45 reviews, last by JoeyG 527 days ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Wake Me Up When Shit Post Thursday Ends</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91019</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 35 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>APW: Goya</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90962</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 37 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TV: Cyanide for the Soul</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 31 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>I, Insect</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 63 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM&#39;s Tales of What If...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 44 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>How to Pick Up Chicks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90774</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 36 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Horror Theatre Presents: An Oink in the Night!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 45 reviews, last by coley 524 days ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Versus Post-Block!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 16 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM and Redskieslookfake HAVE A CONVERSATION!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90536</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 62 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 499 days ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>An Important Government Message to the Masses</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90520</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Scotland the Drunk</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 33 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Day of the Dog</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 36 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Techno-Pope 3:Die Techno-Pope, Die!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90405</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 24 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Toy Rebellion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89598</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 29 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Captain Tartan</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 27 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Some People I Miss...and One I Don&#39;t</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89526</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 20 reviews, last by Method 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Shadow: A Hate Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89458</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 60 reviews, last by shadow 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM and His Computer have an Altercation</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 25 reviews, last by shadow 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>A Leather Jacket, an outsize Moustache and a Spitfire. TALLY HO!</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 31 reviews, last by Chillax 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Vidwhores: Jumping on the bandwagon and getting dragged for forty miles</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 36 reviews, last by shadow 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Hood Buddha</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89052</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 34 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Painting in MSPaint: Christina&#39;s World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89034</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 25 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Real Men Wear Skirts or TTOM Goes to Glasgow Pt 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88951</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 38 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>Pictures of TTOM and his Massive Weapon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88857</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 70 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Sixth of the Sixth of the Sixth</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88808</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 184 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Goes to Glasgow Pt1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 84 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>I am Worse than all of You</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 35 reviews, last by gazdemon 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents:Nature Hates You</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 44 reviews, last by gazdemon 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Beetles</author>
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<title>TTOM Dabbles in POLITICS!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 26 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Taste of Freedom</author>
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<title>Techno-Pope Versus Tyranno-Christ</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 45 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 14:46:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Techno-Pope Versus the Zombie Michael Jackson</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 23 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM</author>
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<title>The_Taste_of_Cookielass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87901</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 50 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>TTOM</author>
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<title>TTOM Leaves Ubersite! Full Story Pages 2-29.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 90 reviews, last by pragmatic 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Random Beasts What I Found Through the Power of Looking</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 52 reviews, last by sinna 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas Fashion Show!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 14 reviews, last by firefly 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>God VS Man</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 44 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents: Anti-Goblin Hyper Force 2. Episode 2. (NSFETS)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87474</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 32 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
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<title>MS Paint Compo: Cocktanian and the Three Peenarteers (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 28 reviews, last by the_yello_dello 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>I Need a Villain</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87311</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 89 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>SPT and APW Combine to Form SAPT: Shit Art Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 37 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Gallery  (Contains 0% Tony Hart and 0% Content)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87103</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 42 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Sea is not our Friend</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87019</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 96 reviews, last by haikumikoo 593 days ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents:Anti-Goblin Hyper Force Two. An Ubercomic.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86982</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 34 reviews, last by runswithscissors 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>There is Not Enough Porn on the Internet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86928</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 34 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Axolotl vs an Axoltol for Control of Tokyo Mega Hyper Supra Battle Action Extreme!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86864</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 26 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>APW: Guy Davis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86834</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 13 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Ubercons-The Shocking Truth!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86761</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 39 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Digital Souls 1.4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86724</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 6 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Digital Souls 1.3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86711</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Uberstreet with Emo! (Slightly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86649</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 20 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM&#39;s World of Holy Shit That Can&#39;t Be Real!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86608</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 36 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>The Big Nuclear Chicken Hypocrisy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86587</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 34 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>electricmonkeysyndrome</author>
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<title>I Was Cold, I Was Hungry. Were You There? No. So I Bought Some Lego Instead.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86485</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 112 reviews, last by Crystle 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents: FILTHARELLA. An Ubermime.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 38 reviews, last by wookie 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>Digital Souls 1.2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86427</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 16 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86413</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 13 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_Taste_of_Monkeys</author>
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<title>The TTOM Culture Show Episode 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86377</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 66 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Hidden Secrets of TTOM Productions REVEALED!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86347</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 37 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_Masked_Monkey</author>
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<title>APW:Titian has &#39;Tit&#39; in His Name for a Reason</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86319</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 52 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>The TTOM Network&#39;s Apollo&#39;s Birthday Holiday Extravaganza</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86265</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 36 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents:A Shlongmare on Uberstreet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 55 reviews, last by shadow 523 days ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>The TTOM Culture Show Preview Episode (Contains 100% Animal Nutsack)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85830</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 22 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Memory Failing,Need Chicken Soup!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85473</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 75 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Its the TTOM Network&#39;s SPT Holiday Special!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85429</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 43 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Dos and Don&#39;ts of Surviving an Action Movie</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 70 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents: Saving Private RyuFu (NSFN:Not Safe for Nazis)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85297</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 80 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>Every Job I Ever Had (Long and NSFG:Not Safe For Goombas)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 26 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>TTOM Productions Presents SHLONGY:P.I.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85200</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 72 reviews, last by shadow 523 days ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>Magic the Gathering Uber Expansion Set 3:The &#39;Time is Meaningless to Me&#39; Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85183</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 50 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>Today I am a Geek(Long but With a Break for Hot-Sex Action [SFW])</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85143</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 70 reviews, last by Crystle 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>Magic the Gathering Uber Expansion Set 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85080</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 126 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 190 reviews, last by LongestPants 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<title>Magic:The Gathering Uber Expanion Set</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84984</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 86 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 107 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 47 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 32 reviews, last by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 25 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 43 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 29 reviews, last by STIXS 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84307</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 23 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 67 reviews, last by Doberish 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 16 reviews, last by gothica 3 years ago</description>
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<title>&quot;There&#39;s Somebody at the Door!&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 48 reviews, last by queenemily 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Huntly: The TTOM Spawning Pool</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 73 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
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<title>I'm going to call you Jimmy whether you like it or not pal!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.55 on 23 reviews, last by MavisMing 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Meanwhile, Two years Later...</title>
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<title>The Horror that is Titanic....PLUS bonus extra,TTOM:The Camwhore</title>
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<title>I live....AGAIN!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 22 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 40 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Working in a Zoo.</title>
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<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 19:52:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Look Like the Ass Fell Out of Your World (PST, not SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 14 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 12:05:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Red Over Green</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41219</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 8 reviews, last by DesolateMisanthrope 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2004 16:12:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fromthe Mouths of Babes....Comes utter Filth.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40921</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 26 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Aug 2004 21:00:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite:The Spawn of Christopher Walken</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40760</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 23 reviews, last by Sinistral 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 17:21:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.( Warning, contents of Post may contain only some or none of these products)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39945</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews, last by shitfuck 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 15:45:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberCaption 8:Attack of the Captions</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39777</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 9 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 15:31:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Stark Warning to all Criminals!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38836</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 8 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 19:01:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Confessions of a Super Powered Being</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38707</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2004 17:46:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Be  a Superhero Vigilante and Save the World!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37979</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 16 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jul 2004 17:06:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Was a Teenage Super Villain</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37841</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 15:34:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dr Octopus ate my hamster</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37745</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 10 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2004 15:33:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ten Reasons I am Dr Doom&#39;s Love Child</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37639</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 14 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 14:20:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption 7: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37576</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 38 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 16:41:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption 6: Its back, its loud and its proud! (Much like TTOM)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36572</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 18 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 12:10:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Gibber Box:Flipping the Bird to Lewis Carroll</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33493</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2004 14:56:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption 5: Now with 50% more Uberness.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32938</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 57 reviews, last by gonefiguring 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2004 12:30:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Famous Last Word:The TTOM Stealathon.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32844</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 16 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2004 12:19:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption 4:All hail to Uber!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32753</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 72 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 15:46:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption 3:The 2nd Most Popular Game on Ubersite(1st=Insulting the French)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32411</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 30 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 May 2004 10:18:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption 2:The Most Popular Game What I Stole...INVENTED! I mean Invented.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32129</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 41 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2004 12:01:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Caption: A lovely Competition With No Prize but Your Own Feeling of Inner Warmth(Winner Only)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31713</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 113 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2004 15:09:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I ain&#39;t Got Time to Bleed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31625</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 13 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2004 17:36:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Superheroes in the Real World 3:The Shameless Cash-in</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30718</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 6 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:25:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TTOM:The Worlds Least Manly Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30287</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 13 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:28:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to get punched in the face in less than a minute: A true story druken idiocy and violence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30186</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 18 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 11:50:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TTOM:The World&#39;s First Hunchgroin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27973</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 15 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 13:22:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Funniest -2s of the Current Uber-Era</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27923</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 29 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 15:37:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m a Real Nice Guy. Honest Guv.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27910</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 10 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 12:32:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The_taste_of_monkeys hates:The_taste_of_monkeys</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27824</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 8 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 11:44:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The_taste_of_Monkeys hates: WillZone</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27544</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 13 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 10:49:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The_taste_of_Monkeys hates: WillZone</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27543</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 3 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 10:49:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The_taste_of_monkeys hates:Reallybored</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27498</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 22 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2004 19:53:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Punch in the Balls is Worth Two in the Bush</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27460</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 20 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2004 12:51:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women:The Reason Im Single</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27360</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 29 reviews, last by pirate_pipi 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2004 14:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Talk Funny:Straight Outta Scotland</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27187</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 30 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2004 14:38:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Suyperheros in the real world 2:Redux.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26760</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 8 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Mar 2004 16:33:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Superheros in the Real World:Redux.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26757</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 5 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Mar 2004 16:17:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Superheros in the Real World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26489</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 16 reviews, last by maiorano84 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 12:46:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Frigging hate Cats:A true story of Feline induced anger.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 16:45:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t Cross the Streams:A Tale of Penile Horror.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26216</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 14 reviews, last by cshape 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 14:32:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Forms or Why Im the biggest liar on the planet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26043</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 12 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 12:42:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Professor Steven Hawkings:The Lost Interview</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25937</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 27 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:29:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Professor Steven Hawkings:The Lost Interview</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25936</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 7 reviews, last by ICO 2 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:28:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s the Greatest Beer on the Planet and sundry questions.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25845</link>
<description>Rating: 0.74 on 46 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 15:36:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The White mans guilt.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25757</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 11 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>The_taste_of_monkeys</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2004 16:19:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why has everyone around me become French?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20886</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 21 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:14:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Epidemiology and Public Health</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20884</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 5 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:07:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I dont like priests touching me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20248</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 9 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2003 11:45:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate the English</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20150</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 24 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Dec 2003 14:50:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What in the name of Christ is a Douchebag?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19627</link>
<description>Rating: -0.45 on 23 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Dec 2003 15:11:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I found out what a woodchuck is YAY!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17841</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 12 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2003 14:26:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How much</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15446</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 9 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Oct 2003 12:36:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Planet of the Apes2:sneak preview (I really hate you all, please kill me)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15344</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 5 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Oct 2003 11:32:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wisdom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14581</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 11:47:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>They got it wrong</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14579</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 11:26:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Verbal abuse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14578</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 15 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 11:23:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Biting Fish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14574</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 5 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 10:48:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So there was this one time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14492</link>
<description>Rating: -0.78 on 18 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;ThetasteofMonkeys.at.monkeyman.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2003 11:53:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is it just me or...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12476</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 8 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
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<title>And in Science news...</title>
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<title>Just some stuff I am writing with my hands now. Thank you please.</title>
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