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[Computers & Internet] If Chain Letters Were Acceptable As Actual Communication...   (Rating: 1.22 on 19 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2006-02-09 00:08:48 EST
[Sports] High School Special Education Soccer vs. My Ten-Year-Old Team   (Rating: 1.93 on 44 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-12-14 23:45:42 EST
[UberMadness! Entry] Worn All the Edges Away   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-07-26 02:13:28 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Just for Doubting Me   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-07-19 02:45:20 EDT
[News] The D.I.P.S.H.I.T. Awards!   (Rating: 1.81 on 18 reviews, last by CinderellaMEG 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-05-20 02:24:41 EDT
[None] For Every Hot Girl I Meet, There Is A Moron With A Humorous Name   (Rating: 1.8 on 39 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-04-20 23:18:00 EDT
[Sports] I Stole The Identity of An Ejaculating Janitor   (Rating: 1.63 on 25 reviews, last by Siren 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-03-24 00:13:44 EST
[News] Georgia Literacy hits New Low: My Own Personal Study at Georgia Southern University   (Rating: 1.86 on 32 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-03-11 01:16:54 EST
[None] Black History Month - My Own Personal Hell. Thanks a lot, Ja Halla.   (Rating: 1.97 on 46 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-03-01 23:32:44 EST
[Sound & Music] Yes, I'm going to meet THE Pauly "Snubnoze" Ervin!   (Rating: 2 on 22 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-02-10 00:17:43 EST
[News] My Professor Plagiarized Our Ubersite Writings, But I Obtained Sweet Revenge   (Rating: 1.91 on 95 reviews, last by Shlongy 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-01-27 00:12:05 EST
[None] Are You Handicapped? Am I Your Bitch? The Answer To Both Is NO!!!   (Rating: 1.7 on 29 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-01-13 21:11:41 EST
[None] Once in A Lifetime Infection For A Once In A Lifetime Day   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-01-10 09:58:52 EST
[Science & Environmental] Beware The Recycling Center If You Value Your Life Or Virginity...But You Could Make $1000 Volunteering   (Rating: 1.91 on 28 reviews, last by foster 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-01-07 02:36:56 EST
[Science & Environmental] A Keg to the Head, and Grandma Started Fighting Robots   (Rating: 1.7 on 29 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2005-01-04 02:23:22 EST
[Business & Financial] Not All Customers Deserve Respect   (Rating: 1.7 on 25 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-30 23:04:03 EST
[Business & Financial] My McDonald's Has A Super Hero Duo   (Rating: 1.94 on 36 reviews, last by Satansgotsyphillis 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-28 02:25:09 EST
[General] The Cat Saw My Morning Wood, and Now I Can't Have Christmas Presents OR an Erection!   (Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by jayjonze 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-22 05:06:18 EST
[None] I Lost Everything Because of This, Let Me Make Sure It Doesn't Happen To You   (Rating: 1.83 on 53 reviews, last by TimeCop 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-17 04:40:31 EST
[General] Christmas Corrections   (Rating: 1.85 on 16 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-14 21:11:58 EST
[News] The Ultimate Ubercontest/Poll To End All UberContests/Polls   (Rating: 1.48 on 24 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-08 05:08:08 EST
[Politics] What You Will Learned When Tricked Into Taking Women's Studies   (Rating: 1.95 on 46 reviews, last by moopy4u 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-12-02 21:35:54 EST
[General] Chad the DD and His D&D   (Rating: 1.64 on 18 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-11-30 15:12:19 EST
[Romance] Disturbing Things Girls Have Told or Done to Me   (Rating: 1.76 on 199 reviews, last by BadCompany 179 days ago)
Submitted by TimeCop (View user info) at 2004-11-18 21:00:28 EST



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Registered on or around: 2004-10-23 21:04:59 EDT
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