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<title>If Chain Letters Were Acceptable As Actual Communication...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 19 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 9 Feb 2006 05:08:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>High School Special Education Soccer vs. My Ten-Year-Old Team</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 43 reviews, last by Some_Type_Of_Super 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:45:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worn All the Edges Away</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2005 06:13:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just for Doubting Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 06:45:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The D.I.P.S.H.I.T. Awards!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66702</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 18 reviews, last by CinderellaMEG 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 06:24:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Every Hot Girl I Meet, There Is A Moron With A Humorous Name</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 39 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 03:18:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Stole The Identity of An Ejaculating Janitor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62593</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 25 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 05:13:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Georgia Literacy hits New Low: My Own Personal Study at Georgia Southern University</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 06:16:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Black History Month - My Own Personal Hell. Thanks a lot, Ja Halla.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60988</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 45 reviews, last by Method 651 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 04:32:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes, I&#39;m going to meet THE Pauly &quot;Snubnoze&quot; Ervin!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59187</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2005 05:17:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Professor Plagiarized Our Ubersite Writings, But I Obtained Sweet Revenge</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57819</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 93 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 05:12:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are You Handicapped? Am I Your Bitch? The Answer To Both Is NO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56698</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by TimeCop 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 02:11:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Once in A Lifetime Infection For A Once In A Lifetime Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by DavyJones 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:58:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beware The Recycling Center If You Value Your Life Or Virginity...But You Could Make $1000 Volunteering</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56103</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 28 reviews, last by foster 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 07:36:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Keg to the Head, and Grandma Started Fighting Robots</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 29 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Jan 2005 07:23:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Not All Customers Deserve Respect</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55578</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 24 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 04:04:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My McDonald&#39;s Has A Super Hero Duo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55379</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 36 reviews, last by Satansgotsyphillis 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2004 07:25:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Cat Saw My Morning Wood, and Now I Can&#39;t Have Christmas Presents OR an Erection!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by jayjonze 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 10:06:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Lost Everything Because of This, Let Me Make Sure It Doesn&#39;t Happen To You</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 53 reviews, last by TimeCop 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2004 09:40:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christmas Corrections</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 16 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:11:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ultimate Ubercontest/Poll To End All UberContests/Polls</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53721</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 24 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Dec 2004 10:08:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What You Will Learned When Tricked Into Taking Women&#39;s Studies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53295</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 43 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 214 days ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2004 02:35:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chad the DD and His D&amp;D</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53038</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 17 reviews, last by TimeCop 3 years ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:12:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Disturbing Things Girls Have Told or Done to Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 194 reviews, last by sage104 28 days ago</description>
<author>TimeCop</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 02:00:28 -0000</pubDate>
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