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[Poetry] Brush your palms   (Rating: -1.75 on 8 reviews, last by jfreakman 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heavyfoot (View user info) at 2006-12-18 20:06:51 EST
[Poetry] Brush your palms   (Rating: -0.66 on 6 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heavyfoot (View user info) at 2006-12-18 19:54:26 EST
[None] Getting Clean   (Rating: 0.83 on 8 reviews, last by extacy_red 3 years ago)
Submitted by Heavyfoot (View user info) at 2006-11-17 08:50:26 EST
[None] Some aliens do have 'em   (Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago)
Submitted by Heavyfoot (View user info) at 2006-09-06 10:06:09 EDT
[Graphics] My dirty little secret   (Rating: -1.06 on 25 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago)
Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2005-03-30 18:44:17 EST
[Graphics] The Masque   (Rating: 1.5 on 14 reviews, last by Timmah 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah (View user info) at 2005-03-28 10:36:35 EST
[News] UberMurder can you do it? Goodbye I guess   (Rating: -0.11 on 27 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah (View user info) at 2005-03-03 12:37:42 EST
[Sound & Music] Okay is THIS Metal!? For all "metal" fans. An apology in metal   (Rating: 0.53 on 73 reviews, last by A-Daamage 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-24 21:08:39 EST
[News] Important news for any metal fans.   (Rating: -0.46 on 36 reviews, last by Snark 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-24 00:10:31 EST
[News] UberMurder 2 Characters list!   (Rating: 1.86 on 13 reviews, last by Timmah 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-21 00:09:26 EST
[None] Pugs v. Downsy Kids - A not so scientific analasys   (Rating: 1.28 on 25 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-19 20:20:49 EST
[News] SIGN UP UberMurder new and improved?   (Rating: 1.8 on 49 reviews, last by mboomer 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-17 22:22:23 EST
[Poetry] Spoken. A true fucking artist.   (Rating: 0.11 on 18 reviews, last by Ivy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.thesebloodyhands.co.uk (View user info) at 2005-02-15 22:28:46 EST
[None] There's no business like show business. Pt 2   (Rating: 2 on 9 reviews, last by Snark 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-13 17:49:52 EST
[None] Pub quiz gone wrong. I got flashed by an old woman and sent her to hospital. Why I hate old people part 2.   (Rating: 1.5 on 14 reviews, last by DonovanMD 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-12 19:32:48 EST
[News] UberMurder! The murderer has been caught! Uber safe once again!   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-10 20:22:27 EST
[News] UberMurder! Police Report #3   (Rating: 1.9 on 21 reviews, last by Timmah 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-07 21:39:57 EST
[News] UberMurder! Electrictoothsyndrome found dead in his bathroom! (Awaiting police report)   (Rating: 1.14 on 11 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-07 19:19:27 EST
[None] Bowegian Rhapsody   (Rating: 1.71 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-03 21:20:30 EST
[Quotes & Stories] There is no business like show business.   (Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-03 11:27:16 EST
[News] UberMurder! Degreeless executed for the murders of Loki and Munkeypants!   (Rating: 1.67 on 20 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-02 21:19:56 EST
[None] UberMurder! Police report #2   (Rating: 1.47 on 31 reviews, last by Mr.JackassFrost 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-12-24 00:16:34 EST
[News] UberMurder! Loki killed in explosion. GLALL hanged for the murder of Munkeypants.   (Rating: 1.57 on 55 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-12-16 00:19:24 EST
[News] UberMurder! Police report through! First suspect named!   (Rating: 1.46 on 69 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-12-07 21:34:16 EST
[News] UberMurder! First body found! Munkeypants found dead in hotel room!   (Rating: 1.47 on 41 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-12-06 09:21:30 EST
[None] UberMurder Characters list.   (Rating: 1.32 on 48 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-12-01 22:48:28 EST
[News] The UberMurder sign up thread.   (Rating: 1.84 on 86 reviews, last by cshape 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-30 12:14:39 EST
[None] Above the law (part 6)   (Rating: 1.5 on 7 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-29 11:44:42 EST
[News] The murderer has been caught!   (Rating: 1.65 on 53 reviews, last by jack11058 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-28 22:29:54 EST
[News] GodLovesALittleLovin dead! Koolmang kills himself before lynched!   (Rating: 1.56 on 33 reviews, last by Wuzi 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-25 10:01:06 EST
[None] These Bloody Hands (anyone not into metal music don't bother with this post)   (Rating: 1.49 on 21 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-24 18:37:22 EST
[Quotes & Stories] I fucking hate the launderette (plus a pointless camwhore)   (Rating: 1.5 on 15 reviews, last by Dannie 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-22 21:53:29 EST
[None] Shitfuck   (Rating: -0.25 on 8 reviews, last by StonedSilly 5 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-15 18:28:00 EST
[Humor] Hey macarena motherfucker!   (Rating: 1.2 on 5 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-13 21:50:45 EST
[None] Fuck the bible it was written over 2000 years ago. (My night getting wasted with God)   (Rating: 1.38 on 16 reviews, last by Snark 5 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-11-09 20:50:45 EST
[None] Above the law (part 5)   (Rating: 1.17 on 9 reviews, last by Wuzi 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah <TBHECH.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-07 11:46:21 EST
[News] The body of Spedmonkey found! Method hung for murder of Professorfuckface.   (Rating: 1.44 on 27 reviews, last by jack11058 5 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah <TBHECH.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-31 17:01:34 EST
[None] Above the law (part 4)   (Rating: 1.43 on 9 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah <TBHECH.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-24 21:48:26 EDT
[News] Another murder has been commited! Condemned hanged.   (Rating: 0.86 on 21 reviews, last by AsshOly 5 years ago)
Submitted by Timmah <TBHECH.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-24 13:26:33 EDT
[News] We have a murderer in our midst. DonkeyOnTheEdge found dead!   (Rating: 0.71 on 32 reviews, last by AsshOly 5 years ago)
Submitted by Tim (View user info) at 2004-10-22 21:51:51 EDT

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Registered on or around: 2004-07-11 21:00:09 EDT
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