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<title>Ten stories plus some stuff.</title>
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<title>Uberdirectory 07 camwhore</title>
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<title>No, I do not like your hat.</title>
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<title>Spencer Thompson is a fag who can&#39;t grow facial hair, whereas I am a fag who can.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 46 reviews, last by shitfuck 373 days ago</description>
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<title>The ice cream serving industry is both confusing and frightening</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93214</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 23 reviews, last by shadow 109 days ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:45:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ice Cream (NO KITTY!)</title>
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<title>Talk to your kids, and they&#39;ll talk to you. Sort of.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:20:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My mission from God: Kill the space bunnies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 56 reviews, last by jojojojoan 107 days ago</description>
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<title>This message brought to you by horse porn</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 93 reviews, last by madsam31 36 days ago</description>
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<title>(SPT) Tom Models - Now with 75% less hair</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 40 reviews, last by Mariposa 2 years ago</description>
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<title>The Erotic Adventures of a Boy and his Bike (Part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73132</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 39 reviews, last by kaos-king 320 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 20:50:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ve been to the land of milk and honey, and it sucked</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by ConorJS 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2005 17:44:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks for protecting me from Mexico. I appreciate it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65470</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 31 reviews, last by indoninja 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Thanks for nothing, assholes.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 44 reviews, last by Jeanneee 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 04:16:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Broken lives lead to majestic dreams (Part I)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 10 reviews, last by rollerboognish 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 04:30:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Broken lives lead to dreams.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 40 reviews, last by Malachewaii 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Bird and Bird are still bad parents</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 32 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Bird and Bird are bad parents</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 43 reviews, last by LongestPants 531 days ago</description>
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<title>OMG we hate u Tom Sorrell</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.58 on 39 reviews, last by DerivableZero 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Things I learned from living in a hippy crash-house</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 31 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2005 05:34:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>War Math</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.10 on 23 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 05:07:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Al-Zarqawi: Democracy is a lie and puppies aren&#39;t cute</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 19 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:16:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What is the worth of politics and patriotism?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 20 reviews, last by MickGinny 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2005 21:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The war resumes</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Politics: It&#39;s more than just the issues, it&#39;s a way of life</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 28 reviews, last by alragusa 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2005 02:24:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy &#39;Boy I&#39;m glad that wasn&#39;t us&#39; day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 25 reviews, last by whataefag 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2004 20:44:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Holidays from my home to yours</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55225</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 10 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 647 days ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2004 20:54:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All I want is some pumpkin bread God damn it</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 10 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 19:14:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The uber tag team fight of the century! Place your bets!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54750</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 42 reviews, last by Tom 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:02:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Make yourself usefull</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54624</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 16 reviews, last by Pearnbran 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2004 00:13:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Geoshell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53464</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 20 reviews, last by someone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>ASLaska</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Foreign Leonardo de Vinci</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 14 reviews, last by Wallstreet 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:43:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bored with videogames or things I&#39;d like to see the US military doing in its spare time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52103</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 24 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Lion, the Witch and the Pederast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51837</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by xenon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 23:20:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spooner</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51482</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 12 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2004 20:46:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It all tumbles downhill</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51307</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 23 reviews, last by matnotharry 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 04:55:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lamp ratings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51076</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 20 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Nov 2004 19:53:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click here for XXX hats!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50976</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 30 reviews, last by shadow 110 days ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 21:34:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Make your own ubersite tabloid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48793</link>
<description>Rating: -0.47 on 18 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 15:52:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Riding a pony in Saudi Arabia: Why pretending to be Jewel in a fundamentalist Islamic country is a bad, bad idea.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48758</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 16 reviews, last by shadow 110 days ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 05:17:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's abusive AOL Instant Message rings - Take two</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48606</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2004 05:20:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Giant evil monster flies are attacking Mount St. Helens! (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47412</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 19 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 21:11:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If Nurse Code is anything like Scout's Honor, you're not getting badge out of me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47062</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 26 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Oct 2004 10:01:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blow pens can blow me: buying things off the TV is bad!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46886</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 32 reviews, last by lovetohate 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Oct 2004 06:48:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My date with Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola; God save me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 37 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2004 17:53:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My dog ran away</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45917</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 26 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 18:35:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got matched with a 60-year-old gay biker</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43260</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 69 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2004 05:38:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just pulled a Lynndie (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43097</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 63 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>If the walls could talk, they'd say, "Do a sequel!"</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43022</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 14 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:18:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jogger romance: A tale of pedestrian lust.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42811</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 35 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:18:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If the walls could talk, they'd call me a dumbass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42728</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 49 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 17:16:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Tabloid: Monday&#39;s Finest!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42616</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 20 reviews, last by TonyMontana 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:08:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>AAARRGHHH!!!!!!: An intellectual point of view</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42541</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 21 reviews, last by TonyMontana 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2004 22:51:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I met Lindsay Lohan and Mary Kate Olsen at a rally for naked chicks (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42501</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 37 reviews, last by WillZone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2004 01:12:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hernandez: The spider, the killer, the legend.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42411</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 26 reviews, last by TonyMontana 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 21:42:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's abusive AOL Instant Message rings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42334</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 31 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 05:39:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I won and I didn't even compete: An underdog story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42168</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 28 reviews, last by briancte 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 22:25:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Undeniable proof that I am not Socky</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41941</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 34 reviews, last by Phinch 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 06:21:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom v. Receptionist</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41792</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 38 reviews, last by FetishII 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 03:01:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go winners WOO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41637</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 20 reviews, last by I_Have_A_Kirsten_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2004 01:13:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go ubercontest WOO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41533</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 50 reviews, last by whiskeyjack 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2004 02:45:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PMS: A world-class excuse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41421</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 19 reviews, last by Scott_James 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 09:48:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ten great ways not to measure how hot it is</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41144</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 32 reviews, last by strider 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 23:25:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lunacy and madness - The story of my life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40784</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 30 reviews, last by TonyMontana 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 20:27:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's Religious Poster Project</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40417</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 40 reviews, last by JohnGalt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 23:22:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"The bull is going to fuck the cow!"</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40291</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 25 reviews, last by StonedSilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 00:45:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How I made the Howler Monkey's Toyota into a garden</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40151</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 22 reviews, last by triple_optics 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2004 02:35:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - Who likes puzzles?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39972</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 26 reviews, last by triple_optics 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 18:33:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How the Howler Monkeys lost their trampoline.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39781</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 43 reviews, last by Scott_James 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 16:00:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The night I slept like a princess: The follow-up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39628</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 44 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:10:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Weekly: The Ubersite Tabloid (3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 27 reviews, last by jme7551 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 01:43:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh man, that was a crazy dream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39510</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by 10c7c 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 18:25:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I'll get my revenge, crazy cave dweller</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39448</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 13 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 03:34:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I want a vacation.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39347</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2004 21:34:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Weekly: The Ubersite Tabloid (Second in the series)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39024</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 24 reviews, last by messmind 449 days ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:18:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Weekly: The Ubersite Tabloid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38938</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 27 reviews, last by Theory_Eyed 3 years ago</description>
<author>T-Fresh &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2004 21:15:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Would you like to buy my miracle air?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38833</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 19 reviews, last by Val 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 18:17:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The night I slept like a princess</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38777</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 41 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 00:43:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The man with the big yellow hat gets a surprise visit from the Irish mafia!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38655</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 17 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 21:58:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Broken hearts at the kitchen-appliance jamboree (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38525</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 39 reviews, last by Val 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:16:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"Don't draw on my country!" - My confrontation with a terrorist</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38424</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 26 reviews, last by RideJohnnyRide 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 00:15:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blue&#39;s Clues Episode 285: &quot;The lost Episode&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38346</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 23 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2004 04:38:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Posts I'd like to see</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38228</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 33 reviews, last by Lechuga 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 21:01:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lindsay Lohan's nipple enters bid for presidency (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38107</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2004 07:09:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom and Bob's detective files: Shandythedog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37789</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 23 reviews, last by Scott_James 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &amp; Bob &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2004 23:33:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A modest letter to a modest man.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37626</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 38 reviews, last by ubersucks 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom likes sending letters &lt;theubertom.at.homtail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 08:58:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We love you Tommy (6666666)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37468</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 41 reviews, last by Martyn_Steiner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jul 2004 06:44:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My cat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37267</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 49 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 19:01:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The future assessment survey</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37089</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 31 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 05:02:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ban Cucumber Elongat3r</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36745</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 14 reviews, last by mystiamoon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Not Tom. Someone else with the user ID 1129.</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 23:21:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The &quot;We Hate Tom&quot; Crew</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36556</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 69 reviews, last by voodoochild 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 05:36:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t trust Pugs and Jerks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36511</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 18 reviews, last by CleverName 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 20:01:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t trust Pugs and Jerks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36510</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 4 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 19:58:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don't trust Pugs and Jerks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36509</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 19:56:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Elongate your cucumber! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36444</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 27 reviews, last by CoachMagirk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 05:21:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ten reasons why medical companies can go to hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 39 reviews, last by nashimus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 18:37:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another wonderful day at Tom&#39;s house.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36283</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 21 reviews, last by CreedanceDirtwater 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 17:09:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another wonderful day at Tom&#39;s house.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36282</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by Horatio 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 17:09:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An uber bedtime story (Awwww)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36229</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 76 reviews, last by Method 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 03:57:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's politics don't make very much sense</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36152</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 17 reviews, last by FATMANTPK 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 22:48:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hooker Math! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36026</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 110 reviews, last by CoachMagirk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2004 22:42:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey! Who took my pie? Revisited.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35932</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 30 reviews, last by sebcharrot 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 18:47:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Trix Rabbit's Reprisal: A call from Lucky</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35855</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 28 reviews, last by Blitzen 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 19:19:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Trix Rabbit's Reprisal - Massacre at McDonalds</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35481</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 58 reviews, last by Fleet_Marshall_Badass 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 21:06:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Trix Rabbit's Reprisal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35387</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 46 reviews, last by Theory_Eyed 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jun 2004 20:06:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Which Mike is bigger? Bigmike2049 or Bigmike?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35207</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 187 reviews, last by jimbobjoe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 14:52:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My emotionally scarring toys.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35072</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 44 reviews, last by KoRnTaco 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jun 2004 01:36:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The death of the ego.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35034</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 50 reviews, last by blackflames667 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2004 18:22:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom&#39;s Backyard (Part 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34843</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 100 reviews, last by CoachMagirk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2004 19:24:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom&#39;s Backyard (Part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34738</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 126 reviews, last by CoachMagirk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jun 2004 18:45:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Grandpa lost his lips in an unfortunate belt-sanding incident.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34693</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 24 reviews, last by moneyshot 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jun 2004 05:35:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is there something wrong with this picture or what?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34212</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 55 reviews, last by RouteTwo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 06:23:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I wanna be like the kewl kids! I will quit too!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33609</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 141 reviews, last by Happy-Tree-Friend 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 16:31:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dreamland</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33424</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 23 reviews, last by Pony 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 22:47:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Barstow California is one happenin&#39; place!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33389</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 28 reviews, last by Fabish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 15:47:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Seducing Internet Nerds: A well spent evening</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33238</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 98 reviews, last by shadow 110 days ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2004 04:21:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A serious matter from a serious man.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33088</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 45 reviews, last by Ingsoc 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 19:35:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You've got 37 new messages!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33018</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 35 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 621 days ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 02:50:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Power Struggle.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32902</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 21 reviews, last by your_brown_eyed_girl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2004 02:12:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's Daytime Television Review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32793</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 23 reviews, last by Bellebrown 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 20:48:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I went to the zoo and saw...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32589</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 34 reviews, last by maggot 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom &lt;theubertom.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 May 2004 06:39:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I was a bronze god.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32379</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 36 reviews, last by cshape 495 days ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 May 2004 21:32:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I cost my aunt one hundred million dollars, but at least she remembers my birthday.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32221</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 27 reviews, last by Swik 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 May 2004 05:51:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I beat up ubersite!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32111</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 37 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2004 04:21:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cher is an Anti-American al Queda sympathizer.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31965</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 18 reviews, last by DenDen 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 May 2004 17:48:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#220;berusers I love! (Volume One)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31920</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 51 reviews, last by shadow 110 days ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 May 2004 21:40:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am a bird, a feather, in the wind...alone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31837</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 25 reviews, last by nashimus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 18:59:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"You must be smarter than the tree..."</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31643</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 16 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:02:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yet another way uber can take over the world!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31576</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 15 reviews, last by shadowdragon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2004 05:34:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My grandma provokes apocalyptic thoughts.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31475</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by nashimus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 07:08:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's Pug Extravaganza!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31300</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 25 reviews, last by spinningaroundme 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2004 17:54:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Radioactive Hams</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31226</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 24 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2004 05:47:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"Son, you're a mint disaster."</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31072</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 24 reviews, last by nashimus 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 22:35:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's "The Punisher" Review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30999</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 29 reviews, last by tomb 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 06:17:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tales of the Juicer: How about a meat smoothie?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30722</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 22 reviews, last by Chuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2004 15:14:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I'm a real ubersite rebel. I call people bad names. No no look at me look at me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30601</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 46 reviews, last by somethingorother 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 18:49:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom&#39;s how to make a volcano in 12 easy steps!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30453</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 26 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:49:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey! Someone took my pie again!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30318</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 25 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 17:23:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cell Phone Explosion: It was Al Queda! Trying to disrupt our plans again, are they?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30246</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 10 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:24:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will you cuddle with me? An uber exclusive!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29964</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 56 reviews, last by SpasticFerret 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2004 18:34:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dance with Tom!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29645</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 45 reviews, last by Lisa 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Apr 2004 02:46:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking: I have lost all faith in humanity.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29438</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 677 reviews, last by HellRazer 138 days ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Apr 2004 08:09:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I'm begging McBain to come back.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29396</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by Eevee1352 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Apr 2004 23:53:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Burning Lego men</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29325</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 23 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Apr 2004 01:34:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pop ups on my television!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29226</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 166 reviews, last by mystiamoon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Apr 2004 18:04:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to write a great post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29050</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 19 reviews, last by Deisangua 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Apr 2004 07:39:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Poetic Ramble: How poetry should be.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28968</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 18 reviews, last by JMG114 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 05:30:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Californian drivers think they're in LA: Nah, just Utah.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28914</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 24 reviews, last by bargled 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2004 17:43:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Late night &#220;ber with Tom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28811</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 25 reviews, last by Freight_Train 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2004 17:01:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The creepy guy with the wig</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28656</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 11 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2004 05:16:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The truth about doors: A stunning reality</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28555</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 16 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2004 06:33:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpassions: The Ubersite soap opera preview</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28468</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 37 reviews, last by Manfre 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2004 05:34:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who knew ordering a donut from a Japanese person could be so difficult?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28417</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 28 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:05:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Ubersite can take over the world.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28340</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 19 reviews, last by 49 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2004 22:11:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to be an idiot: Learn by this example</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 17 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2004 08:25:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How about a nice big serving of shut the hell up?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28170</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 30 reviews, last by ashleykane1980 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2004 05:18:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hairbrush: The battle continues</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28089</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 17 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 20:29:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Being a tad pushy now, aren&#39;t we?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28014</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 22 reviews, last by Shay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 21:15:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to handle cultural shock: Lesson 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27938</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 29 reviews, last by pilsbury 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Studies show Republicanism to be genetic in origin</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 22 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:08:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The lives of ordinary people are never ordinary</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by mystiamoon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 04:37:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Thanksgiving (Lending DDT a hand)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27723</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 15 reviews, last by Method 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Take your Spleen to work day</title>
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<title>Why, if I won the lottery...</title>
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<title>Insanethemind Rulez (with a z, that&#39;s how much)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27437</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 36 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2004 04:44:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The death of Buff Lady</title>
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<title>K.M was right!</title>
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<title>Local news blows and Laura Diaz is a scab</title>
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<title>Jim Carrey stole my juice and ruined my life</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 25 reviews, last by gbusman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2004 16:35:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What do you do when a cat scratches the hell out of you?</title>
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<title>Declaring Holy-War on Quartermain</title>
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<title>My lawnmower is an enemy combatant.</title>
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<title>The Teapot Mused</title>
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<title>Mowing the lawn is FUN!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 21 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Mar 2004 17:58:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 7)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 17 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>How to be a hit whore Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.43 on 50 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 69 hahaha lol)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Horatio</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Mar 2004 08:58:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 5)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>McGuddah...in...SPACE!</title>
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<author>Tom</author>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 4)</title>
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<title>Punishment and Reward on the O'Reilly Factor</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 18 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 09:04:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26432</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:08:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26363</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 19 reviews, last by FleetEnemaBadass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2004 20:05:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Search for the Holy Sandwich (Part 1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 25 reviews, last by zi 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>&quot;Blow me, nurse.&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 20 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 05:46:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Lost Animals of Noah&#39;s Ark</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 21 reviews, last by domenad 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2004 22:59:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>24 hours with the family and why chicks are attracted to gays.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26103</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 13 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Celebrating 15 years of me.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 21 reviews, last by Quartermain 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 08:20:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Johnny Cash classic won&#39;t be used to sell hemorrhoid cream.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>My neighborhood: Explained in onomatopoeia</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 17 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Psychics: The Doomsday Device</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by Kichigai 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Tom's Lucid Dreams</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 15 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Becoming the snack of the short bus</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 12 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Feb 2004 07:50:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Getting Fired from Sesame Street</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25127</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 27 reviews, last by quack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Feb 2004 06:38:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Kracka Experiment</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25018</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 32 reviews, last by Zod 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2004 16:47:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gang Bang at Bush Prayer Breakfast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24939</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 11 reviews, last by hamilton 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2004 18:34:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hidden101...or shall I say, "Evil robot"?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24884</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 13 reviews, last by ess2s2 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2004 03:47:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A morning passed and an Exit Exam failed.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 16 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy &quot;Peanut&quot; Boy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Feb 2004 19:55:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drawing inside the lines is for losers.</title>
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<author>Tom</author>
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<title>When evil becomes obnoxious</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 13 reviews, last by Legendary_Threat 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>The secret to world peace.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24522</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 12 reviews, last by Kasarius 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Aliens vs. Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 22 reviews, last by TheRef 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 12 reviews, last by Heimdallsman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Inanimate objects should fix themselves, or maybe I'm just lazy.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 18 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 18:05:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kids shouldn't have a say.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 18 reviews, last by Yes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 19:04:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pop icons have nothing on me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24111</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 16 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 04:03:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The day as Anime</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 8 reviews, last by Phinch 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Feats of Technology!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 03:09:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sea Monkies: The evolutionary process in a nutshell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23817</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 21 reviews, last by Trout 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:31:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How about a free show?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23713</link>
<description>Rating: -0.54 on 13 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 16:02:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Las Vegas Saga</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 10 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 02:13:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vegas baby, yeah!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 5 reviews, last by MisterCeltic 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2004 06:40:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alex Trebeck tried to kill me.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 15 reviews, last by project_nessa 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Pizza isn't synonymous with religion.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by Robert_of_Duluth 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 18:17:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The New American Revolution</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23030</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 21 reviews, last by Zeccs 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 19:19:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bad Identification Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22951</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 42 reviews, last by Dragon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 23:30:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey! Who took my pie?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22813</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 74 reviews, last by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m 2 years ago</description>
<author>Se&#241;or Tom</author>
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<title>I never knew ham could explode.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22777</link>
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<author>Se&#241;or Tom</author>
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<title>Ok math geniuses</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22686</link>
<description>Rating: 0.24 on 41 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Se&#241;or Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2004 22:09:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, grandpa; the &#39;good old days&#39; sucked balls!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22434</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 37 reviews, last by STIXS 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>I killed my neighbors (again)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22182</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 27 reviews, last by Scotsman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>The big adventures of Tom and Monkey.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22009</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 29 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>The Great Israeli Wall</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21946</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 32 reviews, last by squattail 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jan 2004 18:47:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun with telemarketers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21896</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 15 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jan 2004 01:31:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ringing in the New Year!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21842</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 13 reviews, last by Fabish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Art at its best!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21790</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 30 reviews, last by K.M 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21749</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 8 reviews, last by Yes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Revenge of the killer lasagna</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21707</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Christ 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2003 03:14:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Dos and Don&#39;ts of Islamic Terrorism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21613</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Zeccs 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2003 23:23:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christopher Parkening: Preserving music where music should be preserved.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21559</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 8 reviews, last by UberUser 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2003 17:48:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tom Christmas Special (Smaller picture this time)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21489</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by MisterCeltic 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 00:41:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tom Christmas Special</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21488</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 00:39:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My experience with Mad Cow Disease</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21423</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 12 reviews, last by PWNstar 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2003 16:37:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I love Quack!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21329</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 15 reviews, last by quack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2003 19:02:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Christmas dreams</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21255</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 7 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2003 19:24:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#220;bersite Videogames</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21113</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 27 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2003 06:15:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The snack that didn't smile back</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21020</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 24 reviews, last by someone 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2003 21:36:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I want a monkey!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20843</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 10 reviews, last by Natophelia 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2003 01:12:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How the Speedbump Stole Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20664</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 10 reviews, last by Trout 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 23:29:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa hates kids</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20583</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by GrizzlyHunter62 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2003 05:30:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Speedbump: Taking down the Christmas tree one ornament at a time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20466</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 18 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2003 18:45:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you&#39;re guilty, don&#39;t play cute and plead &quot;Not guilty&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20334</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 19 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2003 06:05:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Urbane Mischief: Hospitalized Again</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20237</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 26 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2003 06:14:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will you be my boyfriend? II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20084</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 57 reviews, last by Sounsexy00 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tommy Boy</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Dec 2003 04:49:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Now that&#39;s weird.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20021</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 11 reviews, last by BonesForBucks 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Dec 2003 00:57:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Religious Sports</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19922</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 14 reviews, last by Perplexd 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Dec 2003 19:23:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Too much isn&#39;t enough for some people.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19879</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 10 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Dec 2003 07:07:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t get AOL 9.0</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19780</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 18 reviews, last by Fartman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Dec 2003 04:09:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don't be too patriotic; you might look like a terrorist!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19593</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 12 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Dec 2003 02:25:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Need a detective?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19540</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 19 reviews, last by IndianOcean 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
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<title>Will you be my online boyfriend?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 44 reviews, last by Slovin 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2003 17:09:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom's Atheist Holiday FAQ</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19429</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 17 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2003 17:43:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Actually, Mr. President, The Real Problem is That You Suck at Fighting Terrorism&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19391</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 16 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 23:42:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ted: the bus-driver grabbing old coot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19324</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 5 reviews, last by Jawa 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 04:46:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;I may be strange but is it stranger that my best friend was born in a manger?&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19177</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2003 18:22:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got into a fight with Jimmy Carter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17159</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 12 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2003 03:32:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Post 9/11 Era</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19097</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 8 reviews, last by TwEE 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2003 06:05:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think I should have a fan-site.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19047</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by Hugeos 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2003 06:43:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think I should have a fan-site. I mean, who isn't my fan anymore? I'm like the Internet pope, or an "E-Stud" to some. Yeah, definitely an e-stud.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18887</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 4 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2003 06:43:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My friends are awesome.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18980</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 14 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2003 06:34:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;d likes me some cheese!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18932</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 11 reviews, last by dakingisdead 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 20:47:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All I have to say.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18837</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 26 reviews, last by quack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 07:35:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Genocide: The best part of waking up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18802</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 13 reviews, last by Hydrophonic 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2003 15:54:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Josh 2,000,000 - Tom ZILCHO!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18788</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 22 reviews, last by CaptainObvious 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2003 09:41:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom 1 Family ZERO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18658</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 10 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2003 21:05:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the AIM aggressor!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18491</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 19 reviews, last by az 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2003 16:04:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Did I ever tell you about that time my neighbors made and detonated a bomb?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 22 reviews, last by sublime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2003 03:26:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Homicide Cow Attacks - The New Form of Terror</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18420</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by Illicit_Joe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2003 15:10:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Towards new nuclear weapons</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18377</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 10 reviews, last by virgil 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 23:18:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Bring your wife; we&#39;ll dicker!&quot; and other commercial quotes that didn&#39;t turn out right.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18326</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 14 reviews, last by dakingisdead 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:10:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Richard Johnson: Private Investigator.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18248</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 11 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2003 07:37:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberfaces - In paint!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18196</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 68 reviews, last by ParlorTrick 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2003 17:44:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There are name thieves among us...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18143</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 22 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:51:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What I thought about today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18122</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 15 reviews, last by Insanethemind 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Nov 2003 06:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pop-Up Analysis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18085</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 10 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Nov 2003 18:34:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr. Tom's Psychic Hotline</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18050</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 6 reviews, last by MorbidlyArousing 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Nov 2003 19:27:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wow, Hidden101 is right........</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17902</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 19 reviews, last by Kristen 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Nov 2003 05:46:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s it like being with Tom?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17801</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 14 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2003 02:03:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ringo Starr is Jesus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17682</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 7 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Nov 2003 19:56:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Deluxe -2 Cannon &#174;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17590</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 11 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 Nov 2003 19:46:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Life is Nipple-Hardening Fun.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17510</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 18 reviews, last by Phinch 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Nov 2003 18:32:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My mom the candy sadist.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16927</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 4 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Nov 2003 01:12:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Speedbump II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17473</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by chicagogirl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 17:43:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A few jokes for everyone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17405</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 4 reviews, last by bonus 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 23:23:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hooray for this wonderful Thursday!!!!!!! (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17364</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 11 reviews, last by Kazzerax 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 17:54:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here's to you, Mr. Pinecone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17304</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 15 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 07:14:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When did I write this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17250</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2003 19:14:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 great ways to have fun with your obsessive-compulsive friends!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17202</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 9 reviews, last by poop_monkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2003 05:43:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boy feeds duck; riot ensues.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17064</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 7 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2003 22:52:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Romeo and Juliet: Explained through l337</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16986</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 9 reviews, last by hidden101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2003 09:08:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Piece of writing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16968</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by Cassiopeia 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2003 02:08:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Infinitesimal story.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16947</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by Insanethemind 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2003 08:34:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m just like all the other cam-whores, aren&#39;t I?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16916</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 31 reviews, last by Ingsoc 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:02:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>#1 thing NOT to do on an airplane.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16847</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by LuminescentCosmo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 04:02:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>U.S. Unprepared for &#39;Dirty Bomb&#39; Aftermath</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16805</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 6 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 20:31:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wildfire picture.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16698</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 9 reviews, last by loki 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2003 22:04:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The best vacation I ever took.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 7 reviews, last by spacemonkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2003 06:38:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>People in Los Angeles aren&#39;t as smart as me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16568</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 36 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:54:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My frog is in breeding season</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16542</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 7 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2003 04:23:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New al Queda message: Presented to you by Captain Obvious!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16492</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 13 reviews, last by Miggetymizac 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2003 17:34:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Life can be horrific, can&#39;t it?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16442</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 20 reviews, last by Miggetymizac 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 17:02:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A ranting 5 year old.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16430</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 8 reviews, last by Miggetymizac 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 06:21:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A ranting 5 year old.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16429</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by GoingBlue 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 06:17:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The notorious ADT alarm.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16402</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 5 reviews, last by bargled 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2003 16:48:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid leg-humping dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16376</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 9 reviews, last by quack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2003 02:28:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>elimiDATE: A TV Show Analysis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16348</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 10 reviews, last by loki 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 20:58:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some kind of admirer person....thingy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16319</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 9 reviews, last by itchy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 16:45:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New &#220;bersite Zeppelin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16277</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 17 reviews, last by Miggetymizac 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 04:54:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Speedbump</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16219</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 15 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:59:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Speedbump.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16203</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:56:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Epic Battle.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16158</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 16 reviews, last by bart 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 22:58:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stop and think....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15967</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 24 reviews, last by KingHFB 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2003 06:25:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My neighbors flooded my backyard....again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15809</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by seanfogy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2003 00:12:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Adicted to Pain Killers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15783</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by glam_daddy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 19:24:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aquatic "Apple" Snails Show Signs of Boredom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15732</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by MOssiah 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 06:32:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Waldo is yo daddy! (Photoshopping)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15596</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by potatomanjack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2003 23:05:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#220;bersite Themes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15530</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 20 reviews, last by GoingBlue 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2003 07:25:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuckineggar wins</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15525</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by virgil 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2003 03:54:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oktoberfest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15423</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by poop_monkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Oct 2003 04:21:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Religious Philosophy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15267</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 5 reviews, last by Fabish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Oct 2003 18:39:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Excerpt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15129</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by MOssiah 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Oct 2003 03:10:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Posting more: (Kind of long)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15007</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2003 17:32:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Small story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14524</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2003 16:35:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My internet is making a mockery of me.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14803</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 8 reviews, last by bart 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 21:06:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I understand now......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14572</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 13 reviews, last by Lady_Emily_03 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 08:03:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Letter from Dianne Feinstein</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14459</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 12 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2003 21:03:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>People are stupid!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14347</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 7 reviews, last by Lady_Emily_03 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2003 06:55:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof of Evolution?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14327</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 18 reviews, last by Herpes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2003 17:40:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Refrigerator</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14276</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 5 reviews, last by athena 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2003 21:41:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Voice Recognition Program</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14062</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by Bellebrown 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2003 23:55:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Small town folk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13990</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 2 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2003 04:30:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m bored at school</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13960</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 9 reviews, last by momanlad 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2003 20:06:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who am I?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13900</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 12 reviews, last by Quartermain 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2003 22:28:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I do hate people, but I hate my neighbors more.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13882</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 9 reviews, last by MickGinny 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:35:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I wasn&#39;t feeling creative today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13838</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 5 reviews, last by IndianOcean 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2003 04:21:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1 Snail became 2300 Snails</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13768</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 12 reviews, last by PizzaEagle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2003 04:23:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New bin Laden tape</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13692</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 4 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2003 21:18:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Homeless People at Venice Beach</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13545</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 14 reviews, last by Terrapin 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Sep 2003 19:58:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s been somewhat chaotic today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13075</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 11 reviews, last by Freight_Train 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Sep 2003 04:59:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This could be bad.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13041</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 9 reviews, last by virgil 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2003 20:20:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vote for Tom.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12923</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 6 reviews, last by Confusion 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2003 22:28:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I need a life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12872</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 8 reviews, last by Hadooken 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2003 04:28:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s the little things that make my day bearable II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12789</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 12 reviews, last by LazyFatAss 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2003 17:36:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s the little things that make my day bearable.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12735</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 7 reviews, last by Jimmy23 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2003 23:16:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Child Psychology</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12649</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by sendmehatemail 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2003 07:22:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>California is getting on my nerves.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12626</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2003 19:56:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Being a Nazerene contributed to her madness.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12607</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 5 reviews, last by hidden101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2003 04:36:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>August in the desert.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12329</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by Nator 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2003 20:49:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I scare people.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12244</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 18 reviews, last by PropaGumby 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2003 22:24:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can you beleive it?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12216</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by Electro 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2003 01:10:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blackouts of 2003 and energy efficiency.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12158</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 10 reviews, last by Flapjacksupreme 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2003 21:26:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hospitals: Why I don&#39;t like them.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12035</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 6 reviews, last by Tom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2003 03:47:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A day in the life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11813</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 13 reviews, last by congo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2003 06:52:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Concert Stories</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11796</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Aug 2003 22:38:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun with ringworm.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11742</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 8 reviews, last by Lyric 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2003 20:56:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thought this was clever.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11547</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 9 reviews, last by DJMattB241 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2003 19:56:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things to do when your parents are making love.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11503</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 28 reviews, last by Scotsman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2003 05:41:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I don&#39;t want kids.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11388</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 14 reviews, last by Not_Unless_Its_Shaven 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Aug 2003 19:58:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>They tried to kill me!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11316</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by Flapjacksupreme 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Aug 2003 17:56:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When does the burning stop?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11299</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 14 reviews, last by EvilZurr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Aug 2003 05:38:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>5 minutes in paint</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11247</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews, last by karma_chameleon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:10:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Online Friends</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11236</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 11 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2003 19:02:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jumping on the psychic bandwagon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11167</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 10 reviews, last by Murphy1844 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2003 22:06:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pat Robertson-What&#39;s in his anus?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11088</link>
<description>Rating: -0.60 on 8 reviews, last by marblefluss 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2003 01:28:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you are going to get a pet, take care of it.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10967</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 14 reviews, last by HedgehogAngel 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2003 19:56:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Churches scare me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10767</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 9 reviews, last by nemo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2003 05:22:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gross</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10660</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 12 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  &lt;Weirdtom00.at.aol.com&gt