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<title>Fuck ADD</title>
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<title>My Med School Graduation Gift</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.79 on 37 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Ralph Lauren Has Officially Given The Fuck Up</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 28 reviews, last by TonyMontana 2 years ago</description>
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<title>I Am Officially A Physician</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.03 on 49 reviews, last by RyuFu 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>1984 - How Far Would You Go To Stay With Your Significant Other?</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 03:12:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Operating Room Ethics...Clowing a Man Who Just Got His Goddamn Foot Amputated</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.22 on 41 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 19:57:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FAKE Donovan&#39;s Toronto Film Fest 2006 Report (SATIRE, NOT REAL)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.77 on 17 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:22:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Donovan&#39;s Toronto Film Fest 2006 Report</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85954</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 21 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:09:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Top Ten Movies of All Time</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.45 on 44 reviews, last by lucid 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:51:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Got Beef   (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 47 reviews, last by Nat_Nemcova 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I Got Beef   (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 9 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Wonderful</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53917</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 30 reviews, last by paulblakeford 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Long John Silver&#39;s is making my bowel movements feel like cement but I still love them</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53136</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 31 reviews, last by ilikesteak 569 days ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:04:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Casper The Friendly White Boy Ghost</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 27 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>There&#39;s No Place Like Home</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 03:51:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck SPT and Fuck You Too</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.27 on 56 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 23:23:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Paul Hamm: Eat a Dick</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.01 on 55 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Atkins Dieters: You Are All Fucking Morons</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.01 on 66 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
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<title>The Horrible Things I&#39;ve Seen</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.19 on 133 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 23:45:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Israelis vs. Palestinians...A Solution Exists</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.69 on 22 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>XM Radio: Just A Big Ass Waste of Time, Money, and 2 Perfectly Good Satellites</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 43 reviews, last by gergnamhel 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Kwame, What The Fuck Were You Thinking?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.32 on 23 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>FUCK Captain Foamy</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.32 on 40 reviews, last by Thejudge 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Apr 2004 23:34:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear McDonald&#39;s...What The Fuck???</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 29 reviews, last by Thejudge 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Apr 2004 05:21:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Captain Foamy is a Fucking Idiot</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.98 on 38 reviews, last by Captain_Foamy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2004 23:39:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>-2 Me, I Don&#39;t Give A Fuck</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.08 on 52 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:40:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>K.M.&#39;s Beef With Bart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25642</link>
<description>Rating: -1.22 on 31 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2004 21:00:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Learn To Fucking Spam Correctly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25555</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 98 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2004 03:07:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Luther Vandross&#39;s Creepy Ass Song Wins Grammy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25321</link>
<description>Rating: -0.95 on 27 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 06:28:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Contact Lenses - A Double Edged Sword</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25252</link>
<description>Rating: -0.65 on 18 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2004 07:23:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Cheetos Dinner</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25207</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 52 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Feb 2004 18:26:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Paranoid Schizophrenics are a Fun Bunch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25072</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 42 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Black Midget Racism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25032</link>
<description>Rating: -1.25 on 32 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2004 20:06:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America Sucks</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.49 on 40 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2004 05:49:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Local News Is Bullshit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24955</link>
<description>Rating: -1.13 on 16 reviews, last by Steven_Jenkins 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tony Montana &lt;deenw.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2004 22:43:09 -0000</pubDate>
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