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<title>I will not be banned yet.  I have *yet* to log out, you stupid bastards...</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.07 on 21 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 73 days ago</description>
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<title>WHO lS UNDEROATHMEAL??</title>
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<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>Mmmm mmmm good</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.53 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>awjrefnkjasdfgar</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.75 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>Eat the bullet at 350mph and taste the pain of all of it</title>
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<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:23:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #8</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.11 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 710 days ago</description>
<author>Shlongy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:21:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #7</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.84 on 23 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 710 days ago</description>
<author>Shlongy</author>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #6</title>
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<author>Sicosemen</author>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #5</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 710 days ago</description>
<author>Method</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:08:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #4</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.66 on 7 reviews, last by lechuza 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:05:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #3</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.60 on 5 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:03:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #2</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 5 reviews, last by EchoBoxing 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:03:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you, Bart #1</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.66 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:01:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just to clear a few things up ...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.96 on 55 reviews, last by scourge 68 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:53:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UOM Media Presents - The Confrontation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94990</link>
<description>Rating: -0.47 on 32 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 116 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>Showdown in Atlanta</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.03 on 41 reviews, last by Val 116 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>A quick trip through OathMeal&#39;s glove box</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.46 on 98 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:39:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All this UM shit is boring and sicosemen is a faggot</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.28 on 38 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:03:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Want some CD&#39;s?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.24 on 60 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>Interspersion</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.65 on 22 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
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<title>I have this little foam squeeze thing that I squeeze really hard when something stressful happens, you know like when you can&#39;t poo though you really need to? Yea like that</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.56 on 115 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Peanut butter and OATHMEAL sandwiches</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:37:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94607</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 33 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Peanut butter and OATHMEAL sandwiches</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:55:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Freeride Mountain Biking + rare camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94574</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 35 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Peanut butter and OATHMEAL sandwiches</author>
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<title>Home Invasion</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 55 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Please don&#39;t feed the OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:50:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You guys are hilarious. Really fuckin&#39; comical. I bet if you saw a puppy get mauled by a corn shucker you&#39;d laugh your asses off</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.54 on 39 reviews, last by JonnyX 685 days ago</description>
<author>Have a nice cup of go OATH yourself</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:49:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You guys are hilarious. Really fuckin&#39; comical. I bet if you saw a puppy get corn shucker you&#39;d laugh your asses off</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 5 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Have a nice cup of go OATH yourself</author>
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<title>3 Things I Love</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94440</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 55 reviews, last by TigerLilly 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathPants</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:31:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdiss #3 - LSD420 and friends</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94426</link>
<description>Rating: -0.09 on 30 reviews, last by Manitou 601 days ago</description>
<author>OathPants</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 14:47:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>With all these highly rated posts on the front page, I feel compelled to balance things out</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94400</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 32 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathPants</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 19:17:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I called a black person &#39;nigga&#39;. Does that make me a racist?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94360</link>
<description>Rating: -1.30 on 28 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathPants</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:34:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SteakMadnessFest - I Wanna Hold Your Hand</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94307</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 21 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:16:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdiss #2 Jgreening, Kaelic and ... doubleyouteehef just listen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94226</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 47 reviews, last by Manitou 601 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:15:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdiss #2 - Jgreening, Kaelic and ... doubleyouteehef just listen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94225</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 6 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:12:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Firewalled, are you? No bother!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94164</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 33 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Oct 2006 16:44:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberdiss #1 - Maltese, Shlongy, Method and Boatplank</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94122</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 118 reviews, last by Amontillado 601 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Oct 2006 16:26:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pensive Lucidity - 50 Things to Appreciate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94100</link>
<description>Rating: -1.43 on 22 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Oct 2006 16:38:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Medieval Weapons for Village Idiots + boobs (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94040</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 44 reviews, last by Flapjacksupreme 489 days ago</description>
<author>Sir OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Oct 2006 14:15:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - Sign</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93976</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 27 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal on a hot tin roof</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 13:32:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW - Ice Art!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93925</link>
<description>Rating: 0.24 on 42 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal and his ROFLAMETHROWER</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Oct 2006 14:39:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A message</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93890</link>
<description>Rating: -1.44 on 47 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal and his ROFLAMETHROWER</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2006 17:52:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m flattered, really -OR- how to use a turkey baster to escape prison</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93877</link>
<description>Rating: -1.52 on 24 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal and his ROFLAMETHROWER</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2006 13:09:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Customer Disservice -or- Consequences of Being a Jaded Salesman</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93844</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 33 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal and his ROFLAMETHROWER</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Oct 2006 15:46:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberites and Their Corresponding Guitars</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93813</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 109 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal and his ROFLAMETHROWER</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Oct 2006 17:00:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93795</link>
<description>Rating: -1.06 on 22 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 544 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal Kicking It Large</author>
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<title>I just wanna know...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93746</link>
<description>Rating: -1.37 on 26 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 544 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal Kicking It Large</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:34:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;m back!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93694</link>
<description>Rating: -1.39 on 34 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal Returns...Again</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:25:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bret&#39;s End</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93075</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 98 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:05:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - Logic Problems + vintage advertisement</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93049</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 38 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 15:24:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW - H.R. Giger</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93002</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 65 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:39:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sidewalk Reminiscence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92928</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 39 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:10:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck all this 9/11 remembrance crap. Here&#39;s poetry + camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92891</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 151 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:58:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck all this 9/11 remembrance crap. Here&#39;s poetry + camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92890</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 7 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:54:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stress Relief (a short story)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92845</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 31 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>The Church of Latter Day OATHMEAL</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Sep 2006 21:34:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The answer to 9/11</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92812</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 28 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
<author>OathMeal and his PWNZORS gun</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Sep 2006 17:59:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - Rare pics of Jenna Jameson (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.71 on 52 reviews, last by scourge 710 days ago</description>
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