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<title>This is a load of crap.</title>
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<title>m4w... Electro? (i resized it. i think. i don&#39;t know.)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.68 on 23 reviews, last by TheUniter 582 days ago</description>
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<title>m4w... Electro?</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 584 days ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
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<title>Did I Steal Your Chapstick in Atlantic City, New Jersey Last Summer?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 31 reviews, last by PlatinumScarecrow 201 days ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
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<title>JUST so you know</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.59 on 37 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 587 days ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:10:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Curing the Fear, preferably non-pickle style</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 27 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:46:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bah</title>
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<author>Val</author>
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<title>Sincerely, Valerie</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 53 reviews, last by Jeanneee 587 days ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 09:52:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bob Dylan + TATU= BFF4E!!!111one</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 26 reviews, last by chicagogirl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 08:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Am the Unholy Master of ArtPad</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 26 reviews, last by dwype 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 04:05:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Berber is for Bitches</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 31 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 18:15:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Val: Helping Uber Love Itself Since 2005</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64928</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 41 reviews, last by CanucksFan 3 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 07:51:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Would You Kill Your Baby?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 56 reviews, last by Santa_Claus_ 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
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<title>Why?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 48 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 07:34:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apparently I&#39;m Going to Die. Or at Least my Hand is Going to Fall Off. Or Whatever.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 47 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
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<title>Living... with Children, Part 2: Adventures in Poo</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 26 reviews, last by Val 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Living...with Children Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 28 reviews, last by Val 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:31:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Play With Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 24 reviews, last by Jimmy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 05:39:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why is Val Single?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 98 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
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<title>UberCurse: Anniversary Post Suckage</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 19 reviews, last by Holz 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 Jan 2005 19:14:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Years: Yet Another Holiday Spent Alone and Sexless</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 33 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 06:08:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>VALBERCON II: Be There</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 52 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2004 16:50:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Val vs. The Hospital (and Aetna, Immigrant Doctors, Waiting Rooms,  and US Healthcare in General)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 25 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Dec 2004 00:56:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Val vs Thanksgiving</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 30 reviews, last by ToxicNarcotic 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2004 01:48:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s Good to Be Back</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 113 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2004 02:24:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Electives</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42315</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 75 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 01:33:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Need Ubercon Detox</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41241</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 44 reviews, last by heater 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2004 18:39:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sex: How Do You Like It? (NSFW?)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 165 reviews, last by sicosemen 3 days ago</description>
<author>Val</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 21:43:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Heart Method</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 23 reviews, last by Val 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Dunkin Donuts, Hair, and why I vomited at 9 AM</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 48 reviews, last by Val 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2004 19:28:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Self-Tanner From Hell</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 47 reviews, last by phredde2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 45 reviews, last by Ex_Lux_Astrum 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 20:28:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Jew at The Terminal</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 19 reviews, last by Val 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 08:33:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Prank Calls are Awesome, as is Camwhoring</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 76 reviews, last by 01011010 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 06:59:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Mom&#39;s Pact with Satan, and Why Jesus Gouged Out My Eyeballs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 26 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2004 06:06:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Val vs. Mom (Why I Don&#39;t Eat McDonald&#39;s or Lift Boxes)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36119</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 43 reviews, last by HatMan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 08:31:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ode to an Incident</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 25 reviews, last by Val 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 06:17:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Housing Convicts</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 39 reviews, last by Kellio 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 06:50:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Bitch!&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.65 on 25 reviews, last by Kellio 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 05:35:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Last Boyfriend (Why I am Going to Die Alone)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.08 on 37 reviews, last by Holz 4 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2004 05:02:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Police</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 49 reviews, last by pantsless 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2004 17:11:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Boyfriend</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 56 reviews, last by lechuza 398 days ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 20:29:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Boyfriend</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Wish_I_Were 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 20:26:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ladies&#39; Night</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 11 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 18:07:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spiteful Drunk</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 11 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2004 05:00:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SWAT and Kids at the Movies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 19 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 18:48:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun with Drunks</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 24 reviews, last by antluvdog 5 years ago</description>
<author>Val  &lt;danzigiiii.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 06:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
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