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<title>The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of &#220;ber Users #1 - Orgasmatron</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 19 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 days ago</description>
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<title>Satan's Greatest Role - An &#220;ber Poll</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 57 reviews, last by Lib 7 days ago</description>
<author>That Little Devil, Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:20:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RIP - Bozo the Clown</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 9 reviews, last by Shlongy 16 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jul 2008 22:57:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The View From Detroit</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 26 reviews, last by TheUniter 62 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 15:33:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meanwhile, Somewhere in Kazakhstan ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116488</link>
<description>Rating: -0.35 on 24 reviews, last by rob_berg 77 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 09:22:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Pretty Picture Because I&#39;m Bored and It&#39;s Better Than Picking A Fight With Berg, According To Two Sources Anyway  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 17 reviews, last by ruthless 72 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 22:34:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr. Lebowski Discusses the Playoffs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116242</link>
<description>Rating: -0.13 on 21 reviews, last by rob_berg 93 days ago</description>
<author>Hipcheck</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:18:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: A New Yozz Camwhore!  (By Request)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115908</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 14 reviews, last by TheUniter 110 days ago</description>
<author>That Sexy Beast Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:24:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Talented writer tires of trying to entertain you fucktards - Now with 100% more Yozz Camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 38 reviews, last by shitfuck 90 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz - Now with 100% Contempt For Everyone-Even YOU Shlongy</author>
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<title>Thats it.  Game Over.  I&#39;m Done.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115761</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 125 reviews, last by Yozz 115 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz is Your Worst Fucking Nightmare</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:35:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RIP Eliot Spitzer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115477</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 10 reviews, last by iacobus 121 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:29:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2007 Performance Evaluation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115251</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 19 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 146 days ago</description>
<author>ozzY</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:29:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Valentines Day Uber!  I Wanna Tell You a Story</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 15 reviews, last by Yozz 159 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:58:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy&#39;s Twin Brother</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 21 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 167 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 21:12:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Hanukkah</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 19 reviews, last by rob_berg 182 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:35:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ten Tiny True Stories</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114157</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 29 reviews, last by loki 197 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz LOVES Bandwagons</author>
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<title>Tortured</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 22 reviews, last by orphelia 201 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz Is Hangin&#39; By A Thread</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:12:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RIP - Ike Turner</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.78 on 24 reviews, last by orphelia 201 days ago</description>
<author>Pimpin&#39;</author>
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<title>SPT: Things Everyone Should Know #1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 53 reviews, last by loopdeloo 72 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 16:39:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112926</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 22 reviews, last by Ltap 201 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 22:45:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Dirty Little Secret</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.79 on 83 reviews, last by livEvil 245 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:14:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: The Greatest Gift</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.05 on 24 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:31:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ok, Scrap - Redux</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 43 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known As Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:16:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Medieval Stick People War - Surprise Counter-Offensive</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111258</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 26 reviews, last by Crystle 237 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz LOVES Bandwagons</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:08:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Perception v. Reality</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110859</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 25 reviews, last by TheDoctor 246 days ago</description>
<author>Man, Yozz is gonna get whacked for this.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Aug 2007 19:28:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: There is something about you ...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110683</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 14 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 15:44:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hi!  We&#39;re from the IRS and we&#39;re here to help you</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 18 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>That Insensitive Prick Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Aug 2007 19:48:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PHPT: An Uber Guide to the Patrick Henry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110226</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 37 reviews, last by sicosemen 167 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:56:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ZPT: I Like Bandwagons ... </title>
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<description>Rating: -0.12 on 23 reviews, last by Gazbo 160 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:58:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  Michael Parkes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109655</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 27 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:35:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Name the N00b - whore, blow job, gash, cocksucker, jism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109205</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 33 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>The Writer Formerly Known as Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:43:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention Uber-Wimminz: Sure fire way to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step  - severe priapism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109008</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 67 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jun 2007 15:50:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Breaking Point</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108965</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 33 reviews, last by rob_berg 135 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 23:15:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goddamnit!  SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108867</link>
<description>Rating: -1.93 on 11 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 23:24:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Scot Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108865</link>
<description>Rating: -1.83 on 7 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 22:56:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>YAYY!!! I&#39;m in the Uberdirectory!!! YAYYY!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108663</link>
<description>Rating: -0.70 on 13 reviews, last by Yozz 245 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 22:11:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lolcat - WAY overdue</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.03 on 32 reviews, last by coley 56 days ago</description>
<author>Yozz</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 19:03:51 -0000</pubDate>
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