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<title>The Female Brain:  A Man's Worst Nightmare (plus updated camwhore)</title>
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<title>Hitler Would Be SO Pissed Right Now!</title>
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<title>Amazing Discoveries...That I've Just Recently Made</title>
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<title>Just A Few Tabs</title>
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<title>Contortionists: Confusing my Penis for Years (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Me and MY REAL Girlfriend.  Opening the Door for Potshots...</title>
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<title>Pic for Uber Directory (With AJ&#39;s Help)</title>
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<title>Pic for Uberdirectory...last fucking time, i swear</title>
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<title>Pic for Uberdirectory...hopefully it&#39;ll fucking WORK this time</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 04:11:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pic for Uberdirectory</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Pic for Uber Directory (No Content, Just Pic)</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Pic for Uber Directory (No Content, So Feel Free To Ignore)</title>
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<title>Pic for UberDirectory (No Substance, so feel free to ignore)</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2005 06:24:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canwhore In Return For Uber-Boobs(Don&#39;t Look, Guys)</title>
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<title>Why Does God Hate Me?</title>
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<title>Why Does God Hate Me?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 9 reviews, last by TheJedi 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Why I Laughed So Hard At The Word "Nigga"</title>
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<title>Is That A Penis Growing Out Of Your Shoulder?  You Must Be In Tajikistan!</title>
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<title>Our Dying Planet And Friends:  Ethiopia!</title>
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<title>Looks Like It&#39;s &quot;Sex With My Professor For Good Grades&quot; Time!</title>
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<title>Convenience Store + Me Drunk = Almost 1st Degree Murder</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 8 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:53:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Food-Farting:  A User's Manual</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 9 reviews, last by nahnoneofit 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Sci-Fi Cons Are The Focal Point Of Dork</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 30 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Drunk, Alien-Controlled, Dirty, Naked Skateboarding Gone Awry</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Sobriety</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by toothfish___ 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Big Things Come In Small, Hairy, Jewish Packages</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 23 reviews, last by Zod 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2004 06:40:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Big Things Come In Small, Hairy, Jewish Packages</title>
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<title>Big Things Come In Small, Hairy, Jewish Packages</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>I Elbowed A Cop In The Stomach</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 34 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Bush Arrested in Canada For War Crimes!!</title>
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<title>UberPoll:  No More UberPolls, Please</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 30 reviews, last by spedmonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2004 18:23:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I'm Not A Doctor, But....You're Fucked</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 23 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Jungle Love (NSF PETA)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 22 reviews, last by Zod 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Dirty Boner</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 40 reviews, last by Zod 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Most Beautiful Woman In All Of Existence (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 72 reviews, last by shitfuck 2 years ago</description>
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<title>I Thirst For Sarcasm</title>
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<title>Fondling A Glass Eye</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 15 reviews, last by Slypher 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Security Gates Gone Wild</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 22 reviews, last by Flipmoe 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:59:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Security Gates Gone Wild</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
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<title>Extreme Desperation:  Defecating In A Park</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Why I'm The Hitler Of The Bug World</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by Jo_of_the_golden_P 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Beer Dispensers Definitely Don't Work</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 25 reviews, last by PWNstar 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Squirrels Like People Nuts Too</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 17 reviews, last by comicbookguy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Sideburns</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 25 reviews, last by Zod 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Dubya:  The Many Faces</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by jillybean 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Reach Out And Touch Somebody......'s Penis</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 38 reviews, last by Ainkara 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 07:58:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Childhood Dramatizations 1:  Getting The Wind Knocked Out Of Me</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>An Escalator Almost Ate Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 43 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Seriously, What The Fuck Is Wrong With Some Black People?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 60 reviews, last by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Nov 2004 06:29:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RU Screw</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by WiKi 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:25:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Wish Is My Command...(NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 22 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Window Changing, Russian Mafia Style</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 29 reviews, last by thaumaturge 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 22 reviews, last by HelloMello 3 years ago</description>
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<title>I WANT YOU...To Get Drunk And Fondle The First Lady While I Videotape It</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 32 reviews, last by HelloMello 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 05:46:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhoring For UberMenz...Everyone Else Has, And I Feel Left Out</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 19 reviews, last by Val 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 06:19:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Startling Revelation</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 12 reviews, last by checkyourmail 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 17:30:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sobriety:  My Savior</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by Ainkara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 01:52:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pre-School:  Hell on Earth</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2004 18:36:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Should Be Shot: Reason #1</title>
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<title>Is This Real?</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2004 01:11:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bend Over Dilbert, And Take It Like a Man...Love, The Far Side</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2004 04:00:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where The HELL Have Those Hands Been?!</title>
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<title>Reposting to get my shit off the front page...ignore this.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by domenad 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Apr 2004 06:22:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Zod&#39;s Miracle Diet!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 9 reviews, last by Lyric 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Who Am I?</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Apr 2004 07:51:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Leaking Women: A Documentary</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 20 reviews, last by Quartermain 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 17:50:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Revenge of the 80-Foot Boner</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 81 reviews, last by hidden101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2004 20:04:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nobody Fucking Cares, Ladies!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 111 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2004 18:49:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Poop:  A Narration</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by Magnum_Opus 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2004 01:47:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Some Cops Need to Unclench their Assholes</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Why Sideburns Can Lick My Scrotum</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 23 reviews, last by jonukah 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 20:50:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It's a Toilet...Not a Nuclear Reactor</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 14 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 49 reviews, last by Coffeeisgood 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2004 20:10:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>9 Out Of 10 Doctors Recommend My Penis</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 17 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 39 reviews, last by Zod 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 21:43:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Art of Cum Gargling</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Excruciating Darkness</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 10 reviews, last by Zod 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2004 01:12:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breast-Feeding Memoirs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 26 reviews, last by waiting4it2snow 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<title>Amish Country, You Should Napalm Yourself...Immediately</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 16 reviews, last by Sideburns 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 16 reviews, last by Phinch 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 18:18:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Lazy and Uninspired, So Here&#39;s a Pic of Me</title>
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<author>Zod</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 18:24:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr. Dunbar...My Sixth-Grade Bitch (Part 2)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 18:21:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 7 reviews, last by coley 4 years ago</description>
<author>Zod</author>
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