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<title>Jesus Is One Crazy Homeboy</title>
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<title>A Sonnet</title>
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<author>Nom de Plume</author>
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<author>Zoidberg</author>
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<title>Corpse County, TX</title>
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<author>Nom de Plume</author>
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<title>Another Link (sorry)</title>
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<title>Come on Jill.  I&#39;ll show you.  I&#39;m having my period.</title>
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<title>Because I&#39;m Bored 2</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.08 on 20 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2003 07:07:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2003 08:54:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2003 09:52:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.46 on 38 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2003 03:08:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bye sweetie!  *tires peeling out*</title>
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<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jul 2003 11:10:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some call me...Casanova...</title>
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<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:28:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Next, on a very special Blossom</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Beer_bong 5 years ago</description>
<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2003 09:03:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>dammit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9398</link>
<description>Rating: -0.67 on 4 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2003 08:50:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>stupid choices</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.08 on 17 reviews, last by whataefag 3 years ago</description>
<author>Zoid Berg &lt;JohnShaft2089.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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